Mean Lily Has Reemerged. Declares War on Katy Perry

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Since Lily Allen's latest rant can't be blamed on booze - she's allegedly sober - we'll categorize it as insecurity issues.

On Monday, the loudmouth British songstress lashed out at American singing sensation Katy Perry during a radio interview.

Here's what Lils had to say about dear Katy on the U.K. radio station Capital FM:

"I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, 'We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.' And then they found her… I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass… When I met her I was bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She's like, 'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen!'. It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!"

But, Lily, Katy does write her own songs!

Go back to nice, Lily! You look foolish when you're mean.

Are you concerned that you'll never sell as many albums as Katy????

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 9, 2008 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

    277 comments to “Mean Lily Has Reemerged. Declares War on Katy Perry”

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    1. 201

      What? You americans think you're alone in the world, don't you? Lily's music is played outside of the UK, you losers, you just don't know that… and it's just a matter of time before Katie disappears. Her music is so annoying and shallow compared to Lily's… Lily's lyrics are so much smarter and original and she's so more talented, that's a fucking fact.



    2. 202

      Ahm.. lily allen had actually sold more albums than katy ;)



    3. 203

      Katy Perry is so LAME! She has no talent except jumping around on stage making her boobs bounce. What does Perez see in her?? Is he getting paid to endorse her? She sucks! Her attempts to be "edgy" fail miserably and instead just make her look even more desperate, pathetic and lame.



    4. 204

      Re: juliana – I second that



    5. 205

      I could care less about either one of these sluts



    6. 206

      Team Katy!



    7. 207

      I gotta say I side with Lilly on this one. The Kitschy Perry thing is already kind of old.



    8. 208

      Katy Perry sucked small cocks to get her fake lesbian ass to the top. She can't write for shit. A fucking 4th grader would be able to write better than she can…fuck, even the Jonases and slutty Cyrus can write better than her. She will be long gone and forgotten in the near future…



    9. 209

      katy's 1.04 Million worldwide vs. Lily's 2.5 million. WTF Fat Crack Licker Perez?? Do your damn math loser.



    10. 210

      Each girl has their own STYLE. Lily may have more substance in her lyrics, and Katy is very POP, simple lyrics and catchy beats. Choose whatever you like. I really lost respect for Allen because she is a loudmouth and lets her jealousy show. Why can't you just be proud for Katy?? She is making people sing and dance and be happy with her songs, no matter what they are like. Lily is just pissed because she is not getting enough attention anymore. She needs to stop moaning and revamp her image and come out with some great new songs. DON'T BE A HATER Lily!



    11. 211

      If Lily werent soooooo annoying i would side with her but she is always talking shit on whoever is popular at the moment. On the talent scale Lily is more creative and talented. But she needs to stop talking shit. Team Katy Perry. and she might suck at live performances but i still like her voice.

    12. shaaa says – reply to this


      212

      'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen!' ……..ahahahahahahaha i love you katy, so funny!



    13. 213

      Who cares whose a better singer or songwriter - it's the content of ones charachter that speaks for itself, and Lily's has been saying for sometime she's a suck ass insecure bitch.



    14. 214

      Fuck Lily. Love love love Katy. Love her. Fuck Lily. Go kill some more fetuses you drunk loser

    15. Rieco says – reply to this


      215

      ew, I hate lily allen
      guess she's just pissed that katy has sold so many albums
      ahahahaha.



    16. 216

      lol, but it's so true. Katy is pretty much a copy of Lily. A worse copy. At least Lily can sing and has something called talent, which is something Katy lacks.



    17. 217

      Katy Perry sucks!! Perez you know she doesn't write her own songs!!! Cathy Dennis wrote her biggest hit, "I kissed a girl".

      Stop defending people just because they're your friend!



    18. 218

      I love lily Allen!
      shes right, it was rude of katy perry to say she was skinnier than her
      and katy only co writes her songs



    19. 219

      KATY PERRY CANT SING/ ISNT CREATIVE/ KINDA SUCKS

      Lily allen, has a creative voice/ image all her songs are innovative and original. Kat Perry thinks of a stupid line and basis her whole superficial song arounf it to try to sound edgy.

      Katy we're sick of you, and you won't last because there nothing to you, Lily actually has talent, so she can be a bitch.



    20. 220

      Perez, do you not READ the comments your readers leave you? The majority of them find you seethingly pretentious and desperate, bitchy and cruel with your tounge.

      Lily Allen is far more talented than that pathetic cunt, who is merely capitalising on the gay scene when she herself is totally straight, probably never kissed a girl, is no where NEAR controversial and simply a carbon copy with shitty music she will never write herself.

      Get over it and STOP whoring yourself to all these D-list celebrities because it makes you feel more important and valid in the world of showbiz. You will always be the minority no body really gives a shit about, just like Perry.



    21. 221

      Katie doesn't have pics of her puking in Cannes in front of her parents. That's a total achievement Lily. Also I think she is able move between England and the US with no problem.



    22. 222

      katy perry pretty much kinda sucks. i saw a live performance and was like woah, she has less talent than i even thought =[ but she has a great team of stylists!



    23. 223

      Wow, will Lily Allen go away already?? She thinks she's so friggin cool, but she's really just a failure. The only "hit" songs she's had annoy the shit outta me..I personally never liked any of them. Honestly, I was never too happy with the fact that some of katy's more popular songs were covers…but I'd still take Katy Perry ANY day over Lily Allen. Even if Katy DID get all of her songs from someone else…I still think she has more talent than Lily Allen.



    24. 224

      It's kind of a unwritten rule that if someone calls you fat, you say some shit back, and that's what Lily did. Hearing Katy say that about other female artists makes her seem just as ignorant and catty. I like some of Katy's songs, but Lily has waay more substance and a much lovelier singing voice.



    25. 225

      I love Lily Allen. And yeah…I'd probably be "bitchy" if someone tried to hint that I was fat too. I wouldn't say Katy Perry sucks….but I sure as hell wouldn't pay money to listen to her music. Lily can at least write songs about all sorts of things…whereas some people are way too superficial to manage that.



    26. 226

      I am over Katy
      Lily is really talented
      and you Kiss Katy's as* wayyyy to much
      After her grammy fit, I am not a fan anymore.



    27. 227

      Katheryn Perry-Hudson doesn't even have an real album! There's only like 8 songs on that cd she released! And Lily is 100% correct! Katy is a fake poser the record label manufactured to sell albums with her controversal, hip, new, "original" look and lyrics. She does NOT write her own songs! She was a Christian gospel singer before, so give me a break!



    28. 228

      lily is better than katy!



    29. 229

      I cant stand that cunt she swears her music is good but it plains suks!!!Katy Perry had major hits here in the US what the fuck has she done in the UK it lil compared to the US Bitches!!



    30. 230

      honestly perez, i know you hang out with perry and all, but "skinnier version of lily allen" uhhhhhh how rude? lily allen's songs definitely mean more.



    31. 231

      Re: obama-shirts.spreadshirt.com

      Katy wrote 3 songs on the album and co-wrote all the rest.



    32. 232

      Why can't idiotic stars get punished for saying stupid shit like this like NHL players can!



    33. 233

      Katy is extremely talented and can sing live I've been to one of her shows and I'm going to another one in April. To those of you who say that her songs suck or can't sing live…. I'm sure you've haven't listened to all the other songs on her record or heard her sing live in person (youtube doesn't count) and probably never heard her play and sing the acoustic version. Do you research people before you pass judgment! :)



    34. 234

      TEAM LILY!!!! KATY PERRY CAN BITE IT HER MUSIC IS TRASH!



    35. 235

      I don't actually particularly care for either but I have to say that Katy Perry seems pretty talentless and I feel confident that she will fade away into obscurity sooner rather than later. Lily Allen seems to have some sort of talent at least, even if it isn't my bag of dicks.



    36. 236

      Lily has talent, Katy fakes it.
      TEAM LILY ALLEN!
      KATY DROP OFF YHE FACE



    37. 237

      Too bad Katy Perry sucks….



    38. 238

      Katy will just become more unpopular each day , until we forget about her all together.



    39. 239

      Lily didn't even really say anything that BAD about Katy. Katy actually made a more insulting comment towards Lilly, I would have probably made a more harsher comment then Lily did by far. Haha.

      I do like both of them though.

    40. AMO says – reply to this


      240

      Lily always sounds so ignorant and like she just drank some haterade.



    41. 241

      lily is way hotter/cooler/better that katy



    42. 242

      TEAM KATY PERRY……………………..she aint afraid of lily allen….go f yourself… crackhead



    43. 243

      Re: Hot Monkey Love HATES GORILLAS!! – you r such a loser, get a fuckin life



    44. 244

      katy perry is FUG…she'll be a one-hit-wonder and that's it. she sucks live and her lyrics are pathetic. TEAM LILY.



    45. 245

      lol i love both girls! but lily tells it like it is



    46. 246

      Re: Lisa04 – agreed completely!



    47. 247

      i think that katy pery is disgusting.
      ugh, i hate her music, she is soooo pathetic, she is right now my least favorite celebrity, i don't even want to refer to her as a "celebrity"
      i hope she goes away soon, and everyone will forget about her
      im sick f her songs and especially of her ugly face, she is extremely annoying to me!
      cant stand her!
      and she is nothing compared to amy whinehouse!
      ugh, katy pery is hideous!



    48. 248

      Re: queenliz02 – i agree with u completely!
      could not have said that better in my own words =)
      but i don't even like katy pery's beats. lol



    49. 249

      Re: orchidgirl – its Amy, not Emy! u moron!



    50. 250


    51. 251

      Re: travisO24 – ur nasty
      ewwwwwww!
      aaahaha!



    52. 252

      Re: swe3t23 – go fuck urself with ur "team katy" bulshit!
      team katy. all of u go die!
      aahahahah!
      ur all useless if u like this dumb bitch!!!



    53. 253

      katy writes her owns songs?
      wow, she bad at it.
      wow cause she had a one hit wonder?
      yeah, i like lily allen better.
      katy will be forgotten in a year.
      just another one hit wonder.



    54. 254

      Yeah she may write her own songs but they are complete shit. I can not stand that kissed a girl garbage. Ugghhhh so irritating! I knew good music was dead when they played that atrocity on the radio. I hate it when girls pretend to be bi to get attention. "oh no one is noticing me so I'm gonna kiss a girl and make a song about it". Then that stupid deer caught in head lights look she always has on that stupid face, ugh don't you just want to slug her in the mouth.



    55. 255

      I STILL LOVE YOU LILY… even if it was kinda harsh.



    56. 256

      Actually, I looked at the song writing credits on her lastest album, and if I recall correctly, Katy Perry didn't write her songs.

      I like Katy and Lily both.



    57. 257

      Katy is a talentless hack! Woot for yet another Female Chauv. Pig!



    58. 258

      Katy Perry is annoying and obnoxious and needs to stop making music altogether. Hate herrr



    59. 259

      i think lily is better. she has a shitty attitude, but her music is better



    60. 260

      lol.lol.lol. KATTY PERRY DOES NOT WRITE HER OWN SONGS. DR. LUKE DOES. LOL… ALL THESE "ARTIST" ALWAYS CLAIMING TO WRITES THEIR OWN SONGS, PISSES ME OFF. NO PEOPLE… THEIR ARE WRITERS THAT WRITE THEM… IN THIS CASE BEING DR. LUKE WHO WROTE MOST IF NOT ALL OF KATTY'S SONGS….



    61. 261

      lily is waaay better than katy.



    62. 262

      I don't think this Lily bitch should be talking. Fucking drugs fucked up her whole system.



    63. 263

      I know you love Katy, but the true is, she was mean to lily, so stop defending her!!



    64. 264

      Katy Perry is ridiculous. She really let fame go to her head and she's not even talented.



    65. 265

      Lilly can do everyone a favor and go to hell.

      Or maybe just change her face and try singing.

      POWER TO KATY.



    66. 266

      Fuck katy perry. Lily is a million times better. Shes more natural.



    67. 267

      Ur blog is pretty funny perez, but stop pushing katy perry on us. I don't kno anyone who likes her and I only kno that 1 annoyin song of hers. I bet the girl isnt even bi. She trys wayyy too hard. An so unoriginal, a song just like that was done back in the 90s. Anyways KATY PERRY SUCKS! An just cause she is a so called celeb that will talk to u on a personal level, doesn't mean WE all care…



    68. 268

      Even though Katy Puterry writes her own songs, they are beyond shiteous. Lilly might be a drunk, but she's real and talented. I don't like the dumbass version of lilly, i mean, fucktard kary



    69. 269

      NEVER MIND, KATY DOES NOT WRITE HER OWN SONGS. SHE'S AN UNTALENTED DUMBASS BITCH. MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S WEIGHT IS JUST PLAIN WHITE-TRASHYSTIC.
      Katy is overrated, Lilly is talented.



    70. 270

      fuck lily allen (:



    71. 271

      Re: swe3t23
      team katy perry fasho!



    72. 272

      Lyrically I like Lily Allen sorry fokes. But I do like Katy's voice. As mean as Lily is being I do appreciate her honesty, I mean you never have to wonder with her. She is just honest



    73. 273

      Maybe Katy should learn to have a little respect for CATHY DENNIS since she owes everything she has got now to that woman… And maybe she could stop being so pretentious and claiming that she writes her own songs. You would think Perez would check his sources before making the false claim that Katy Perry writes her own songs.



    74. 274

      haha the best part about this blog was how you described katy perry as a "singing sensation" that's so funny



    75. 275

      Perez, I might take your articles seriously when you stop being so biased. Your friends with Katy, ok, but her music is absolute wank and bares no originality. She's not english so she can stop pretending she's as groundbreaking, she's not nearly as talented or edgy as amy or lily, because she's completely man-made. Her image, music, what she says, it's all false.



    76. 276

      FUCK OFF PEREZ. YOU JUST DEFEND KATY PERRY TO LICK HER ARSE. WE ALL KNOW SHE DOESN'T WRITE HER OWN CRAP SONGS. AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY TALENT LIKE LILY OR AMY. SHE IS A DELUSION CUNT



    77. 277

      ew. she needs to check herself before anyone elsee

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