Oprah Says She's Fat
Filed under: Oprah Winfrey
In the latest issue of her magazine, O, Oprah Winfrey admits to falling off the weight wagon.
Like, duh!
The Queen O writes that she has gained 40 pounds over the last two years, putting herself at the "dreaded 2-0-0."
She adds that she's mad at and embarrassed of herself, writing, "I can't believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I'm still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, `How did I let this happen again?'"
It happened because the Queen O now rules the entire universe and in order to reign over such a vast kingdom, she needs to be larger, so she can spread the love of free cars everywhere.
Oprah says she felt most badly about her weight when she was in Vegas with Cher and Turner, writing that she "felt like a fat cow."
BLASPHEMY!
But, the Queen O has a big party coming up with Barack Obama's inauguration in January, so she's gotta slim down to pesky Earth proportions.
Winfrey hopes to get started with her "Best Life Week" special on her show in early January, concentrating on health, strength, and fitness rather than just being thin.
Oprah writes that she feels her greatest failure is that she "definitely wasn't setting an example. I was talking the talk, but I wasn't walking the walk. And that was very disappointing to me."
But O, you're the Queen of the Universe! You can say whatever you want and it's law!
[Image via WENN.]
MOOOOOO!
Lmao i could've told her that.
BBD will F those lbs. off da bitch!
Eatin' Gayle's pu$$y too much?
Cause she is. NO REACHAROUND FOR U.
WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush sustained a perforation injury to his right eyelid when a pneumatic nail gun malfunctioned and shot a 12-centimeter-long iron nail that entered Bush's superonasal sclera, exited through his upper eyelid, and then penetraed the wall of the White House Blue Room. The president remained pinned to the wall for a period of 27 hours before help arrived. According to witnesses, Bush was found passed out with blood dripping from his right tear duct. Doctors confirmed that the intraocular foreign body was removed during a four-hour operation Sunday, and reported significant damage to Bush's supratrochlear nerve, likely caused by the president's unsuccessful attempt to forcibly rip his eyelid in half to escape. It is unclear whether he will ever regain sight in his right eye. Bush is resting comfortably at Bethesda Naval Hospital.
Re: Big Black Dick – i think that shiz is lo-cal
She has gotten porky again.
Re: reach_around – Your little arm wouldn't make it half way around.
YES OPRAH YOU ARE A HUGE COW,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,MILK US,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Her blood type is "RANCH!"
stay strong oprah
everyone falls
you are an inspiration
so many struggle with their weight….60% of our nation is obese
we love you girl
ALMOST 5 PM,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,TIME FOR MY NAP,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,C YA
This is just another marketing ploy to promote her show…she has personal chefs, personal trainers..there's no reason she should've blimped up. I bet she did it on purpose. Or, she was stuffing her face full of ho-ho's at 2 a.m.
Re: rachelinala – I'm guessing you are in that 60%? Just a hunch..
Yes is is fat.
And I'm loving watching her balloon up to the fat pig she's always been inside. For the last two years she's blamed that shit on fucking hormones and still dispensing her spiritual and weight loss tips despite the fact that they DON'T FUCKING WORK FOR HER. She ought to take a big dose of STFU.
Re: harrybalsac – ranch…bahaa
I kinda like my Oprah a little bigger….maybe thats just me…..
.
skinny oprah was a little scaaaary…….
.
Maybe she should just accept the fact that that is her body type.
That's how big she's meant to be.
she'e not fat, that's, well, okay, she's fat.
working on it boss, working on it.
Re: Vince wants a Red Ryder BB gun! – mmmm….pork
She is fat. Gorilla style fat. haha
YAWNS!
just go back to the lipo doc…..should be able to drop a few that way
There's a first for everything, I AGREE WITH OPRAH!
Re: ShakeYourkitty – lol yeah… a little… star jones-esk
And THIS is NEWS?
Re: Big Black Dick – i love it, keep it comin. Re: DaBitchIzIndakrazihouze – You are so immature. Re: Rachelriotmaker – I don't know about all that.
CHANGE THE POST!
She's got no excuse. She has the money for personal trainers, cooks, nutritionists and doctors. Out of all the people that struggle with their weight she has the most reason to be and stay slim. If being in the public eye all the time can't do it for her what will?
Re: rachelinala – There's no excuse for being a fat cow. Especially for her. Put down the Ring Dings and hit the gym.
She'll keep on gaining and losing until she permanently changes her attitude towards food. Food is meant to keep you from starving and keep you reasonably nurished. Not to be celebrated and fill your emotional needs or to keep on eating just because it tastes so good. A little bit of bread and fruit for breakfast, not a 3 egg cheese and bacon omlette and 2 pieces of buttered toast. A half of turkey and sandwich and little bit of soup for lunch, not a supersized burger meal. One piece of pizza and a salad for dinner, not half the pizza. Unless you are one of those rare people who are naturally thin regardless of how much you eat. She will forever be fat unless she permanently changes her views towards food and stops pigging out all the time.
She is a fat cow
She's human, what a shock. I know her struggle and it is never ending.
It never ceases to amaze me how powerful people cant control their own indulges, I mean she is one of the most powerful people in media and she has a chronic weight condition. I guess that means she is only human.
imagine that Oprah human, wow.
I would be nice to see her slim down again. You go girl.
God love ya Oprah! Only you could be so open and truthful, it's so refreashing. I'm glad to see that you are not insecure, and you admit to your mistakes or whatever.
Love HER!
Fat & Sexy!
I think she looks fine
Big Black Dick….you're an idiot!!!!
Oh, and Oprah using her thyroid problem as an excuse is bull… I have the same condition and have lost 20 pounds so far. Why doesn't she just admit she likes to eat and leave it at that!!! Maybe her god Obama, can work his magic on helping her thyroid condition!
I hate Oprah! She should just accept the fact that she's meant to be fat & go ahead & eat another donut!
Well Oprah, get new friends as Chaka and Donna Summer who they seems to be happy how they look so you can enjoy to be fat with them!
IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO EAT GOOD… THEN EAT GOOD….FUCK IT SHE'S OPRAH
Re: Big Black Dick – I KNOW YOU WOULD! YOU'RE GOOD LIKE THAT!
Wow, Oprah's a fuckin' genius!
No shit sherlock…… sheesh….. she's so smart.
She's heavier than 200.
Oprah's great. She'll lose weight when she flips the switch and decides to do it. If she can run a multimedia empire and help create future leaders in Africa, she can be slim if she really wants to be.
She's not a failure, she's just…human. Lose weight and gain some back. However…….whoever dresses her for the show *is* failing her by putting her in pastel k-n-i-t-s. Lay off the knit clothing, O. They cling:((
weight is a struggle for a lot of people. It happens and at least she can acknowledge that and hope to work on it. it's the people that are fat and say they love themselves for it that are off track here.
Oprah's been getting fat for over a year now, so what's the news flash. She wasn't embarrassed when she was hitting the buffet at Cann film festival. She better watch out, all this yoyoing is just as unhealthy as being fat.
She's a 50 year old black woman…. why does she keep trying to be some skinny little thing!? She's not THAT fat, and it's her genetics, so stop trying to be some anorexic model already O!
perez, normally i think you are hilarious, but i find this post really sad. i know that you too are a person who has struggled with the issue of weight, and i think oprah should be commended for publicly talking about her issues with weight–rather than being ridiculed.
If Oprah wants to lose weight out of pure concern for her health then I support that, but if it’s just for the sake of her public image then she should know better. Oprah’s been in the business for a long time and she is getting older…I would hope that she has reached a place in her life where she can truly be comfortable with her body. There’s comes a point when the body can no longer sustain crazy, weight changes and yo-yo diets. Oprah screw everyone else….you are rich and successful…BE HEALTHY AND HAPPY!
DAYUM!!!! Fried chicken and watermellon. They'll get you every time………
haha love queen O! so true..shes larger than life
Doesn't she have a mirror hung over her bed? That should do it.
Oprah can lose the weight shes super O
Piggy I honestly can't wait till you get all your weight + some more back!!! Can't wait
can't wait
can't wait!
we will all have so much fun! Good thing you have cartoons of yourself to cover all the shame huh?
Just goes to show that money really can't buy everything.
Even a famous and powerful woman like Oprah can have weight issues. For some people it's a life long challenge. However, she has access to personal trainers, chefs, and bariatric surgeons given her wealth.
BADDEST about her weight. you need a copy editor…
After all of her achievements in life she shouldn't even worry about her weight. At any weight this woman has accomplished far more then most people ever get to.
She's a classic yo-yo dieter and it happens..Many people fall off the wagon and you just get back on it again. Probably with all she does it has to be down right stressful and if she's an emotional eater (which most yo-yo dieters are) she probably reaches for food in these times.
Everyone knows what they have to do to lose weight, but sometimes it's easier said then done. When she's ready she ready and even if she never is pin thin then maybe she just wasn't meant to be. Oprah, after all the lessons you have taught one you need to teach is to love and embrace thyself.
When she retires if she ever fully does from her show and magazine then she can have more time to focus on her own needs, but with all of the demands and stress of her job I don't think a diet is going to last. So chin up and love yourself for all the qualities you do have girl!
She has earned the right to be fat. Fuck it, your fat, who cares except Oprah? NO ONE! Get fat, get skinny, your still the same fucking person regardless. FUCK IT!
Re: Toby – Oh because everyone has to or is just like you? Everyones different fuck face. Sad your so judgmental over someone who has the same condition…real nice. Maybe my Gawd will give you a diseased dick…how bout that?
Re: If U Seek Amy! – THANK YOU!
If Oprah went adipose free, she would turn republican.
LOVE OPRAH
i don't think she looks bad, she's a larger woman thats how she's built, she's not huge so who cares……….
You know whats offensive? She's totally lying about her BMI and her weight. If you go to Biggest Loser.com you'll see what I mean, she's at least in the teen 200's
For her to be at that BMI, and only 200, she'd have to be 5'2 or shorter.
meh.
GIRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! I REMEMBER SOMEONE SAYING HE WAS GONNA JOG SHIRTLESS IN MALIBU ON THE FOURTH OF JULY. PEOPLE ARE THE SIZE THEY ARE…..AS LONG AS THEY'RE HEALTHY.
Ummmm I do not think she is being perfectly honest here. ONLY 200??? If I am correct and she is 5'9? her current weight is more like 245, instead of 200 Lbs. I would imagine that each one of her boobs weighs ten pounds each!
That's what happens when u go on those high protein diets e.g. south beach - as soon as your nose sniffs a piece of hot buttery bread you gain 10 pds and the cycle continues - Oprah can do anything she puts her mind to and she will.
We love you no matter what your size Oprah. Thanks for supporting Barack.
200 pounds my ass. How about adding at least another 20 to that number, Oprah.
Aw dats okey .. we all fatties .. we love food …