The Graveyard Is Getting Crowded
EZ Lube, the "fast oil change experts", filed for bankruptcy on Tuesday.

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EZ Lube, the "fast oil change experts", filed for bankruptcy on Tuesday.
EZ lube is the name of Big Black Dick's fist….oh yeah…
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awe that shucks
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OH HELL, THERE GOES THE SEX LIFE!!!
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You are in trouble, Perezito! No "Lube" for you!
So who's going to EZ Lube me now?
ok then
please….blame yourself….their stock spiked when you got teddy…..now that you finally busted his sphincter the anal leakage provides just enough glide action…………..or maybe we are just in a recession and minor auto maintenance isn't a priority
Re: guilty of being white – aahahahahha!
i never liked ez lube anyways!
Re: mamajud – ur comment is stupid!
Re: sashahaha – whooah…..i think your right….i don't know what came over me
Re: sashahaha – her comment is stupid? let's talk about your avatar, dumbass……….
Uh oh. That's where Perez got his lube in bulk by the 55 gallon drum……………………….Now his ass is going to squeak.
oh well! at least i know how to change my own oil
EZ Lube, does that make you blush Perez ????????????
Thanks Mr. Bush!!!
Whose next? Every day a new company.
It's okay, really it's gonna be fine…boooooobama is on his way to…….
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NATIONALIZE EVERYTHING……and he will:
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EXTEND EVERYONE'S BENEFITS
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TAKE FROM YOU** AND GIVE TO**THEM (no selfishness allowed)
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RAISE TAXES on ANYONE who STILL has a JOB
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He will build you ROADS, BRIDGES and SCHOOLS
BUY US GAS
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Pay our MORTGAGES
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We have no worries or concerns…….
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perezer why fret, WE are RIGHT WHERE the dumbacrats and booobama need us to be……..DEPENDENT on them for EVERYTHING………..!!!!!!!!
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Oh man!!!!
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I always go there to get lubed up!
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that sucks
Re: sashahaha – your comment and avitar make Hellen Keller thank god every day….
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try showing some respect….douche….
Re: MatsMoe – wow….u are one bitter republican….
Crash and burn effers. Trying to to talk people into unnecessary work and synthetic oil changes.
Who gives a shit. The world is over. The devil is coming on the 6th. trumpt and it's now the 5th. trumpt. We are doomed.
Welcome one and all to the Hussein Obama economy. Lord please get us to 1/20/12 before this dog catcher does too much damage.
DAMN IT! NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO GO FOR SOME QUICK ACTION
OMG! WHERE AM I GOING TO GET MY QUICKIE?