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Filed under: Anglophilia > Guy RitchieMadonna's ex-husband was seen leaving the Punch Bowl pub in London, late on Tuesday night.
Guy Ritchie is making that face because ___________.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: December 10, 2008 at 3:24 pm
drunk and happy!
drunk and happy and away from psycho madonna…
Is drunk
Finally he is away from that old fart and can enjoy life!
He's delirious with the joy of knowing that he doesn't have to go home to that dominearing kabalah-loca old hag Madonna!
JUST TOOK A BIG LEAK ON THE SIDE OF A BUILDING…
FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALL MIGHT I'M FREE AT LAST AND GONNA GET SOME
Here comes Anti-britney, Madgorilla, Shitney, Madher…..
He's been getting more attention than when he was Mr. Madonna.
He has the warm fuzzies!
He's drank a few pints, he rich, and not under her madgesty's control anymore
Perez Hates Me ^^
PISS DRUNK OFF OF ABOUT 10 PINTS!!!!!!!
He just got done celebrating the fact that he'll never have to hold those nasty spider-vein wrinkle hands of Madonna's ever again.
He doesn't have to look at that withered old hag anymore…
He is getting a blowie =)
He just crop dusted the paps with beer farts?
He walked off with no std…
life is good
he released a cougar back into the wild!
He's had a few pints down the pub.
He has got his bollocks back and also a shedload of money too!
He does not have to eat Madonna's snatch anymore. Or BBD's fist is in his ass.
he missed havin' a fist in the ass and he ran into BBD at the pub.
he's Ritchie Rich, bitch!
Re: guilty of being white – You must be psychic!
Because he's bloody pissed! LOL
And after yesterday in IL, I'm "ill chic."
he doesn't have to fuck that nasty bag of bones, muscles and tendons anymore. he can now get some REAL ass.
happy because he's now has enough money to fix those teeth!
he finally pushed the big turd out
He just got some strange in the mens room!!!!
He has a slight buzz!
He can finally eat a fucking burger without getting a lecture about brown rice. And he's probably drunk.
Guy Ritchie is making that face because - HE HAS FINALLY FLICKED THE SAGGY VAGINA HAGG…
Guy is a handsome typical English lad.
Fact is Madonna wanted him and all his trappings of an Aristocrat, now she has reached 50 (going thru her 3rd Mid-Life crisis), and he 40 , they have simply out grown each other.
I feel sorry for Rocco, as he needs his dad as much as his granny mum. The monobrow daughter can cope, especially now as finally someone had her monobrow plucked !!!
drunk as usually.and madonna is all happy in argentina.he asked madonna to spend xtmas with him.lol.
hes blazed
Re: AnnetteLaz –
He is English, they are not obsessed with dental bits like the Americans. Plus he was born rich, unlike working class hag Madonna.
…..because…..he has leprosy warts hanging out all around his mouth. Probably from going down on Madonna.
(I have a few vaginal warts myself, but they are fewer, although rather significantly larger.)
Re: Big Black Dick – Big Black, I thought you promised that that loving fist was only for me.
At least until Christmas.
because he is shit faced. Wooo-hooo, he is free and loaded.
Perez - This is Madonna attack on Guy to make him look bad.
I know you are a Madonna freak, but be nice as these constant attacks on Guy makes you like a suck.
He is happy to have washed his hands of that hideous creature he once called his wife!
he finally wank without madonna slapping his ass every time.
… he finally got rid of the cougar.
wannabe 20-year-old
because he is free of madonna!
He's about to get laid by someone who isnt a million years old. (or looks a million years old)
he's free, he's finally free of that over controlling chick, vadge! yay yay yay!
Because he got his balls back and he decided to take them for a drinky at the local pub
…he is shithoused drunk.
Good for him. He's earned it after all those years with Queen of "What the fuck is wrong with her face".
drunk as usually !! thats why madonna divorce him. he always giong to the pub. Guy is a alcoholic loser, im glad madonna divorce him what for father is he always drunk.
what did she ever see in him??
he's had a few drinks, can go home and eat junk food if he wants to, can read whatever he wants to at home now, can watch his new Plasma t.v. now that he wasn't allowed to before….he is feeling very relieved and glad the whole thing is just about over.
because the paps were making fun of his cold,rigid, gristle looking Ex wife!
TEAM RITCHIE
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HE'S BEEN BALLIN' BABES FROM STOKE ON TRENT TO DEVONSHIRE AFTER MADONNA GAVE HIM HIS BALLS BACK IN A "SECRET" SETTLEMENT
AGREEMENT!!!
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HE MADE OUT WITH A WOMAN WHO DIDN'T HAVE FROG LEG ARMS
Char65 has THE CUTEST AVATAR I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!
he's HIGH on Mad's money.
…because he can watch t.v., eat whatever food he wants, go wherever he wants… he has freedom!!!!
Uhhh, he now can be his own person and not have to live under the delusions of a narcissistic bitch from hell whore who broke up his family and now fucks a loser!
he is faded!!!
Re: AnnetteLaz – He isn't SHALLOW enough to give a shit about how you feel about his teeth, unlike narcissistic Madonna from hell.
Re: Anti-britney – MAGDEARULLA YOU SUCK ASS> STFU, WE HATE YOU AS MUCH AS WE HATE MADONNA!!!
Re: Aj20 – Again MADGERULLA STFU! You aren't as "clever as you think
hes finally getting laid by real women
he escaped madge!!!
he shitz faced and free as a bird - life is good!
he's shitfaced and FREE. HAHAHA
Because he thought about how many times he had to have sex with Madonna and threw up in his mouth a little.
He just tasted some fresh poon for the first time in years!
He likes it!
Re: zandie – 55.
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FROG LEG ARMS!
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DARLING THAT WAS FIERCE!
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He's so bloody hppy!
WHAT A SILLY MAN! HOW DARE HE TRY AND RUIN HER MAGESTY'S REPUTATION FOR THOSE SILLY TARTS!
He escaped Circe without being turned into a pig.
He's thinking of the last time he tea-bagged Madonna.
He's finally getting laid!
BECAUSE HE SMELLS MODONNA'S TWAT……………….
cause he's been out partying & he's going home to watch TV & eat something NON-Kabalah
He's free from that evil old CRONE!
He's no longer obligated to have sex with icky old Man-donna!
Do we really need to speculate as to why Guy is so happy these days?
Hey just took up ther the anus, bareback from A-Rod and he liked it.
he's happy to be free again.
he just got a blow job from a young hot woman!
He just drank $5k worth of Madonna's money.
He knows he won't have "mommy" getting pissed at him for sleeping in till noon. Guy, be careful and don't become an "alchy." You are still young, unlike mad-girl. Make some good movies and meet a nice woman who won't try to control your soul.
…he's not whipped any more
depressed because madge is holding out on the $$$$$$$$
I'M FREE!
I'M FREE!!
He's free at last and loving it!
he doesn't have to pretend to be sober..
…because he just got fucked up the ass in the men's room?
HE'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's FINALLY doing whatever the hell he wants to do and it feels great!
He's havin' a blast pissin' Madanna's money away
he's having flashbacks of his time with the MANdonnna! Traumatic stress!
nazi madonna is no where in sight
drunk and happy for sure!! i would be if i got away from that crazy ugly lady with some nice cash and equal time with my kids! homeboy got a good deal, and he should for all the shiz he's been through!!
he is making that face because madonna has just been hit and killed by a big truck. hurrah the bitch is dead!
He's try to turn me on. FAIL.
He's losing Madonna AND his hair…