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Ryan Seacrest Is Our Yenta

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He's trying to be our matchmaker!

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    Posted: Dec 10, 2008 at 10:55 am / Email this  »
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    39 comments to “Ryan Seacrest Is Our Yenta”



    1. 1

      Did he find you a new dog?



    2. 2

      WTF WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!



    3. 3

      cute!



    4. 4

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      LG WOULD LIKE TO MATCH HIS HINEY WITH THE PERFECT BUTTPLUG!!!
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    5. 5

      Re: SWEETPIECE IS FEELING THE SPIRIT! –
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      KISSES SWEET!
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    6. 6

      I thought Teddy was your "partner"?



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    8. 8

      You know you want Ryan, Perez…



    9. 9

      will that be the next step, you get to marry your dog?
      protest that swisher…
      Alice… shit, too late again…



    10. 10

      What a suck fest…nobody gives a fuck…go back to bed Perez and protest like the rest of your people.



    11. 11

      WTF IS A YENTA ANYWAY!!!



    12. 12

      This metro makes me sick….



    13. 13

      Re: _Alice_ – Alice, how are u. I haven't gotten no spankin from u. Where is the love????



    14. 14

      Where is my sexy BBD? My butt needs him bad. Tell him to call on Tyrone.



    15. 15

      MORNING LG! OX



    16. 16

      Re: LaDiva is watching you… – LOL…Sorry….Here it comess…..*SPANK* Was it good for you too?



    17. 17

      Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Give me some of that Jesus Juice.



    18. 18

      how sad



    19. 19

      Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated –

      A Yenta is an annoying, whining, middle-aged Jewess who's usually a plump mother hen of a woman and who clucks into her children's relationships…i,e., ”Oy, my son is just so wonderful & do you know he's a lawyer. He's gorgeous and he's so handsome and sweet and the most intelligent boy in all the world" (that is said in a heavy NYC accent &/or a pretentious, Westchester fake-wasp accent). In the process, Yenta emasculates her sons and sets them up for a lifetime of sexual dysfunction…That's it in a nutshell. Hope it elucidated the concept for you…



    20. 20

      Re: _Alice_ – ahhh,,, yummy…. my arse is on fire….



    21. 21

      I am sure you have no problems getting men Perez!!! Just quit going for the ones that look 16.



    22. 22

      Re: LaDiva is watching you… – Hahahahaha….



    23. 23

      It's pretty obvious by her choice of words that Katey Perry is using you and the gay community to advance her career. Seriously, she would have no time for you if there wasn't a benefit to her. That's why you two are so good together. Two users; using and being used.
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    24. 24

      A shadchan is a matchmaker. A Yenta is a gossip.
      Get it right, moron.



    25. 25

      Re: laura horton – You're a putz. A yenta (traditionally) is a gossip. The kind of person you described is often called a mamaloshen.



    26. 26

      Re: Pig_Nasty – Let me pigfuck you while BBD watches. It's his wish.



    27. 27

      I'D LIKE TO MATCHMAKE ALL RIGHT. I'D LIKE TO MATCH MY SEX DRIVE WITH HIS CUTE LITTLE BODY. HE'S SO SMALL I COULD PICK HIM UP AND TWIST AND TURN HIM INTO ANY POSITION I WANTED HIM IN!! I'D BETTER WORK FAST BEFORE RICKY MARTIN COMES OUT AND SNATCHES HIM UP.



    28. 28

      The only reason you put this on here is because you think you're cool because Ryan Seacrest was talking about you on his radio show. He's just as big of an idiot as you are. You two are just alike… famous for no fucking reason. SO annoying



    29. 29

      Re: jimmyjazz – #28.
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      DON'T WORRY ABOUT RICKY MARTIN HONEY FOR SHE'S AN EVEN BIGGER
      POWER BOTTOM THAN MZ. SEACREST!!!
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    30. 30

      Re: Avigayil –

      If you're gonna resort to name-calling, you're obviously a douche bag and a rag, and if you're gonna swear, don't use "putz." No one uses that, you dumb ass…

      You may be down at the Yeshiva looking up the historical significance of the term Yenta but in "Yinglish" the term Yenta has taken on the following meaning:

      Yenta
      1) Yiddish word which describes an old woman who is a matchmaker - a Yentle. (Ref. Fiddler on the Roof) 2) In modern use the meaning has become that of an annoying old hag.

      This according to the Urban Dictionary…



    31. 31

      Re: laura horton – that's not what a yente is honey…

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      Well placed "Fiddler" reference, Perez.

      Kudos.



    33. 33

      Re: laura horton – Lighten up. I was teasing.



    34. 34

      Re: laura horton – OK. You don't want me to use the word putz…how's this….
      Go fuck yourself with a hot branding iron, you ignorant cunt. Putz is used a lot.
      I gre up in an English/Hebrew/German/Yiddish speaking family.
      Yinglish?? Urban Dictionary?
      WTF. WTF. WTF.
      Just because it's in the UD doesn't make it correct.
      It started out as a teasing comment but OH NO…little twats like you just gotta get involved…"Look at me, Look at me…I'm smart, too" but all you do is prove what a PUTZ you are. And every single time someone like you gets involved you PROVE to everyone reading how uneducated you are.
      And by the way…a Yeshiva is for boys and men. DUH!!!! It's a learning institute, typically for the orthodox.
      Get your facts straight before you decide to put 2 cents in because your two cents are worth bubkes! C'mon…bring it. Keep proving to everyone how damn insecure and stupid you are.



    35. 35

      Re: kmfayfdb – Thank You! :)



    36. 36

      Re: Avigayil –
      You're obviously a disturbed, psychotic bitch who has to have the last word…Isn't that so? You just like to "verbally gut" whomever disagrees with you even when you're obviously wrong such as the case here. Did you ever see Fiddler on the Roof? Did you know that dozens of words that enter English lexicon take on entirely different meanings over time? This is all subject to debate with you taking the view that the term should be defined true to its Yiddish roots but my view is that the definition of this term changed over time to include another meaning.



    37. 37

      Re: laura horton – Thank you, my sweet. For proving my point.



    38. 38

      nobody cares.



    39. 39

      Re: Avigayil – Apologies…I hate to argue over silly issues and you seem cool…I grew up with a ton of yentas in my family who ruined their boys' lives…they always interfere in their sons' personal lives (criticizing their wives, girlfriends, etc…) and so I feel I'm expert on the topic…