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Why Her? Evan Rachel Wood Whore Heading to Broadway for Spider-Man Musical

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Eww, yuck!!!!

Rachel Evan Whore has been cast as Mary Jane for Broadway's Spider-Man musical, according to a new report.

The show, with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge from U2, is expected to hit the Great White Way in 2010.

The role of Peter Parker has yet to be filled.

Well, we think they effed up their blockbuster chances with the Whore choice.

But….

At least she's slightly more tolerable than Kiki Drunkst!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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127 comments to “Why Her? Evan Rachel Wood Whore Heading to Broadway for Spider-Man Musical”

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  1. 1

    Perez, I don't see why you don't like her. She is a classic beauty and i think she will be perfect for the role of Mary Jane!!!



  2. 2

    she kinda needs a spray tan to be under all those lights..



  3. 3

    I kinda like her, you know? Have you seen across the universe? She was so.. Cute!



  4. 4

    Can she even sing? Surely there were many many more appropriate and talented choices than this. Then again, Spiderman the Musical seems like overkill in the first place.



  5. 5

    I love her! she looks so great with her new red hair!



  6. 6

    I dont get why you dont like her either Perez she's beautiful talented and I think she is perfect for the role of Mary Jane too cant wait cheer up Perez I think yall should be friends yall would make a hot hot team!!!



  7. 7

    I am not sure why you hate her but i am sooo glad she scored it and hope you are melting in jealousy!



  8. 8

    I don't understand your vendetta against her, she's one of the more talented actresses out there



  9. 9

    I love how you changed the picture.



  10. 10

    TO THE FAKE "HOT MONKEY" AND OTHER IMPOSTORS! I THINK YOU PRETEND TO BE OTHER POSTERS TOO!

    Hey, just so you know Perez considers what you are doing illegal on his site. Stealing names and avatars is one thing and he doesn't like that either.
    But you are pretending to be another poster and stalking that poster along with stalking many others. It might take Perez a week or two, faster if he has received emails about you, but he will ban you and not just your username, you won't be able to get on the site (you will get error codes). He did it to many posters in the spring. And, avatars are stored under your ISP so he will Know it was you and not the other poster(s) you are pretending to be! You need to STOP!
    -
    1) it's illegal to stalk 2) IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING TO THE REST OF THE POSTERS ON HERE WHO LIKE THIS SITE! I EMAILED PEREZ ABOUT YOU!
    PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE STALKED ON THIS SITE! YOU ARE A SICK PERSON!



  11. 11

    She is beautiful



  12. 12

    you are such a loser perez she wasnt trying to be like Dita gosh its that MARIYLN HAS A TYPE



  13. 13

    You have to admit that she is really pretty and has a great voice.



  14. 14

    Can they just stop making musicals out of stupid movie. They did it with Shrek, Mary Poppins and the Little Mermaid. Enough Already!



  15. 15

    Kirsten is a better Mary Jane. Evan Rachel Wood looks like a man.



  16. 16

    She's even whiter than Nicole Kidman. A little sun is healthy.



  17. 17

    Regardless-the girl is TALENTED- she can act and she can sing. I think she will rock as Mary Jane.



  18. 18

    BIDENS MONKEY -
    heya…..craziness still abounds?



  19. 19

    Tell ya what. I'd take KiKi over this whore any ole day.



  20. 20

    what the hell did she ever do for you to rip into her all the time?



  21. 21

    She was also in the Green Day Video Wake Me Up When September Ends!
    She played the wife of a man going off to war. She cries really well.



  22. 22

    i don't like her



  23. 23

    And why exactly do you hate her Perez? Because she dated someone you don't like? Because she is not gay? Because she doesn't kiss your ass regularly? Have you even seen Running With Scissors?
    Why can't you quit spreading hate for 10 minutes?



  24. 24

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  25. 25

    Welcome to Broadway. Evan Rachel!



  26. 26

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Hey I didn't know if you were still around glad you are wearing the cow suit ;) I haven't been on her in a month but have been on today. Whats the scoop on the avatar stealing and shit? thats fucked up. You have always been a smart cow



  27. 27

    Because she can sing and she's way prettier than Kirsten DUD-ugly!



  28. 28

    grrr



  29. 29

    I LIKED HER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER. NOW IT'S LIKE SHE'S TRYING TOO HARD. WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN SEEING HER ON BROADWAY



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  31. 31

    She is so hot!



  32. 32

    Re: Frogger! – haha…..and a what now??



  33. 33

    This bitch tries so hard to be like Dita Von Teese! Not happening Whore!



  34. 34

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada
    ARRGHH!! what is going on? people who i thought i knew, i guess aren't. i am so confused.



  35. 35

    Perez has no reason for hating Evan Rachel Wood aside from rubbing shoulders with trashy stripper Dita Von Trash… Evan is a legitimate talented actress and singer, her father is directer of a theater company in Raleigh, NC, and that's where she got her start, singing onstage… this is what she was meant to do. She is a very talented young lady, nominated for a Golden Globe, and Julie Taymor (who knows what she's doing) loves her! Her name has even been mentioned for Oscar nominations this year for her role in The Wrestler. She also has a record deal with Interscope, but her album has been delayed until after Spiderman. Perez needs to leave her alone, he knows nothing about her, portrays her in an unflattering and untrue fashion, and has ALWAYS had a weird, unfounded vendetta against her.

    You could at least post a current picture, she doesn't look like that anymore…



  36. 36

    Don't hate on this girl- she's actually really talented. Great actress and singer- I think she'll do really well as Mary Jane.



  37. 37

    Re: mamajud – what the hell is going on? i thought bm/fg/mlos…..were one…..i swear they were.
    help.
    see what happens when you miss a day?



  38. 38

    How long are you keeping this up?



  39. 39

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Chill…be smart. think why this might be happening…shhhh



  40. 40

    Re: mamajud – think mama…shhhh turn the game around…be smart



  41. 41

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Morning Milky - thank God for the cow suit - we always know it's you.



  42. 42

    THIS IS BORING FOR NOW!



  43. 43

    Re: mamajud – HI MAMA ;)



  44. 44

    Now THERE'S a classy lady. Perez doesn't like class.



  45. 45

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – HEY DON'T YOU AGREE FAGS SHOULD BE SMOKED? ;)



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  47. 47

    Copy Dita much??? Bitch needs to get her own style…



  48. 48

    shes' a little pale but i'd do her.



  49. 49

    oRe: Frogger! – ok. i'm cool now that i know i am 'right'. sweet.



  50. 50

    Re: Frogger! – HEY WHAT'S UP?



  51. 51

    Re: Perez_Ama_la_Comida – fucking a-right i do!!



  52. 52

    Re: Mistress – yea, i'm kinda hard to miss. this cow has really grown on me. sorry to hear about your crappy morning.



  53. 53

    Re: mamajud – and i love you for that! :)



  54. 54

    Hmm I think she could play the role.This would be an interesting play to see for sure.



  55. 55

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – the impostor is still mlos, the lingerie one! i'm trying something…



  56. 56

    Perez, you're such a nasty cunt. Evan Rachel Wood is gorgeous, and she's got a hell of a voice.



  57. 57

    Re: Mistress – yes she can sing. she sang many songs in across the universe…and she was good



  58. 58

    STFU She's extremly talented, I really like her. In all the movies I've seen her in from when she was little to now she's done so great.



  59. 59

    What a Dita copy cat, fuck off slut!!!!!



  60. 60

    Re: Frogger! – are you on holiday?



  61. 61

    WHORE IS RIGHT!



  62. 62

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – NO I'M NOT DRUNK! LOL



  63. 63

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – do you remember the first day you had the cow, i was your bottom half for a while?…….i'm going to have to observe for a bit….i'm obviously not spending enough time here lately…….lol



  64. 64

    EVAN RACHEL WOOD=ANGELINA JOLIE, DUMBASS.



  65. 65


  66. 66

    i wanna go on holiday.



  67. 67

    Why here? maybe cause she would be perfect in the part! she has the right look, she can sing great, and she is a good actress. Just because you hate someone perez doesn't mean she is going to suck in apart. getting over it and stop acting like your in high school.



  68. 68

    SHE'S FUG!

    SO YOU KNOW IT'S ME! SIGNED - JALAPENO QUICHE!



  69. 69

    Re: mamajud – yea, i haven't been able to spend as much time here. hopefully tomorrow.
    what do your spidey senses tell you?



  70. 70

    Mario, it seems for the very longest while now you are more often than not simply cruel just to be cruel, not catty, certainly not entertaining — plain and simply just a real *sshole.
    You don't give folks a kick in the butt for being stupid,
    you kick them in the head for being alive.
    You are Nasty — in the worst possible way. I hope your actions do not cause someone to physically harm themselves — you already cause them so much psychological harm.

    Stop with all the HATE. You are a hater. Haters suck remember Mario? Haters suck.

    Return to what people LOVE the catty entertainment — not hate for the sake of hate — just a good public kick in the pants for being stupid. Not for being ugly. Have a REASON for what you write, and stop it being about hate.

    I sure hope you read this man.



  71. 71

    so - getting with marilyn manson while he was still with dita was a horrid idea. i'm sure she has more than paid the price.

    that said - the girl is a very talented actress and she sounded fabulous in across the universe.

    and she's perfect for the spidey role.

    besides - don't you think she did dita a favor? marilyn manson? really - dita deserves sooooo much better.



  72. 72

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – DRUNKARD! LOL
    .
    .
    LIKE MY NEW WIG?



  73. 73

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – i made dulce de leche this afternoon…



  74. 74

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – 68………..was a very good year



  75. 75

    um gross.



  76. 76

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to CanadaRe: mamajud – Will you two think for a minute lol I was hijacked so what's the best defense against my enemy who stole from me?…confusion! you know me so relax…not trying to fool you..duh! lol



  77. 77

    Love her! stop hating …



  78. 78

    Re: mamajud – I EAT IT ON TOAST BUT HAVE NEVER MADE IT!



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  81. 81

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – i know you. all of you!



  82. 82

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – the spidey themed post must be heightening my senses……..powerful!!
    .
    .
    easy to make……as long as you don't forget the timer….worst that could happen i supposed would be a pseudo flan



  83. 83

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – who the fuck is that twogoofballs fucktard?

  84. ebee says – reply to this


    84

    still not sure why you dislike her so much. she's one of the (few) decently talented young actresses. and she can sing.



  85. 85

    Perez sometimes you are what i call RETARDED she might be a whore, dirty not-classy girl but when it comes to art she is TALENTED she actually can sing and as an actress I LOVE HER! so please sometimes you have to separate PERSONAL LIFE-and career! duh



  86. 86

    I think she's fantastic. What's not to like about her?

    Seems Perez has personal grudges against certain celebs (maybe they snubbed him at a party?) and takes it out on them here…



  87. 87

    Jim Sturgess should be Peter Parker obviouslyyy



  88. 88

    this bitch is annoying as hell. when chicks change everything about themselves for their boyfriends it just bugs the hell out of me.



  89. 89

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – SP THINKS "IT" IS THE ONE WHO HIJACKED MY SEXY LOOK! NOT SURE AND DON'T CARE ANYMORE WHO IT IS I JUST WANT TO BE SEXY IN MY NEW WIG LOL
    .
    .
    PRETTY MUCH THOUGH PEOPLE IGNORE THE FAKE MLOS THE ONLY PERSON WHO RESPONDED TO IT TODAY WAS "SHITNEY"… HAHAHAHAHA



  90. 90

    Re: Average Jane – Hey Average Jane-if you want love, go to People Magazine's website. They kiss every celebrity's ass. If you want snarky, rude, and funny comments, stay with Perez.



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  92. 92

    More tolerable than Dunst? Girl is effed, she dated Marilyn Manson. Disgusting.

    However, despite my personal grudges against her, girl can act.
    I'm just speaking my mind.

    guerrillaal.blogspot.com



  93. 93

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Have you guys heard of Byron Bay? I'm taking a couple of friends for a spa weekend to Olivia Newton Johns new retreat - although we have to eat like rabbits all weekend - plus we're sneaking enough enough booze to float the Titanic - now that's just good therapy. Byron is like our Carribean I guess.



  94. 94

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVING the new avatar - can you get any sexier Monkey?????



  95. 95

    it's EVAN RACHEL, not RACHEL EVAN you fucking retard.
    don't talk perez if you haven't seen her in across the universe. she's a phenomenal actress.



  96. 96

    Re: Mistress – YES, actually i have!! i hear it's beautiful. good thinking on the booze. i am a master at sneaking. make sure you sneak good 'junk' food to offset any potential hangovers…..rabbit food won't cut it!
    i have relatives in sydney



  97. 97

    Re: Mistress – THANKS! I LOVE HOT PINK WITH MY SEXY TAN!



  98. 98

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – YOUR UDDERS LOOK AMAZING TONIGHT!



  99. 99

    You are such an asshole, Perez. Like it's completely HER fault that Marilyn Manson left Dita for her? She just raped him or something, right? Made him her boyslave? Dumbass.

  100. midi says – reply to this


    100

    she is a good actress–who cares who she's slept with.

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