Why Her? Evan Rachel Wood Whore Heading to Broadway for Spider-Man Musical
Eww, yuck!!!!
Rachel Evan Whore has been cast as Mary Jane for Broadway's Spider-Man musical, according to a new report.
The show, with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge from U2, is expected to hit the Great White Way in 2010.
The role of Peter Parker has yet to be filled.
Well, we think they effed up their blockbuster chances with the Whore choice.
But….
At least she's slightly more tolerable than Kiki Drunkst!
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Pffffft. That shit will be cancelled before you can say "whore". Who the fuck wants to see spider man as a musical? gag.
Why her? Because she's a really good actress (with potential to be great).
Screw you, Perez. Stop shitting on talent and then go hang out with that fucking no-talent poser douchebag Katy Perry.
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Jesus Christ, ANOTHER fucking lame-ass Broadway musical plagiarized from a successful movie. You'd think these guys would learn that success on the silver screen seldom translates into success on the stage, especially for these lame-ass musicals!
She looks really pretty here.
I thought Jim Sturgess was going to play Peter Parker, I mean he went to the work shops:/
SHE'S AN UGLY WHORE.
shes an amazing singer
have you heard her in Across the Universe!
and great actress!
perez give her a chance will ya…
I don't understand why there is a need for Spiderman the Musical.
As much as you don't want to like her, the girl can act and she can definitely sing!
WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING MAKEUP. UGLY AS HELL.
If I had one night with her; I would tie her the fuck up, pull out her tounge with some pliers, jab her eyes with sharp pencils, shave her fat ass head bald, then cut her tits off. I then would shit on her, piss on her, cut my body up so I can bleed on her, puke on her, then finally ejaculate on her. Then I would cut a bunch of deep flesh wounds all over her, get some maggots to start eating her up, and allow her to live so she could feel the rotting flesh being consumed by maggots. I would leave her that way as long as I could until either she died or i got bored!
Drugs are bad. Oh and I find her far less appealing than Kirsten Dunst. She is a Dita wannabe.
Proof that there is no God.
Anyone but Kiki. Even this homewreck slut.
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PEREZ, YOUR DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE INSANE. THIS GIRL'S A WHORE AND ANGIE ISN'T????????? ANGELINA IS SO MUCH WORSE.
Perez, your stupid, door-mat immigrant mother is the real whore, for doing a shitty job of raising you. If she wasn't going to do the job well of raising a decent human being, she should have kept her fucking legs shut and her mouth open.
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HAve you fucking seen across the universe perez? She was FUCKing amazing, and she is an obvious choice for mary jane since it has been in talks since across the universe! The director of spiderman is the same director! She is awesome, you need to stop hating on someone you know nothing about just because you love "Dita" doesnt mean you have to hate Even…. just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to hate another person who has the same taste and style!
Oh do fuck off Perez..she is gorgeous.
She looks fuckin amazin in that picture
what a good looking girl! perez get a life and stop making youself look like a twat!
She was great in Across The Universe. And the only reason you don't like her is because you think she's trying to be like Dita Von Teese, because she dated Marilyn Manson.
Get the fuck over it. She'll make an awesome Mary Jane, plus.. she can fucking sing.
why did she have to go all copycat? i agree with Perez for once… me no likey
Aaah it took me a while to work out who she was and why Perez is so awful about her .. I think she looks fucking GORGEOUS .. and I saw Dita Von Zzzzz do an interview on UK TV and she was sooooooooooooooooooooooo BORING .. like REALLY REALLY REALLY boring … I was shocked - she had nothing to say! So Evan went out with M.M. big deal - she really looks amazing in this pic!
Why oh why does she have to copy Dita??? Dita does it sooo much better. Copying is so lame. Why can't people be original. Shame on you Rachel Evan whatevs