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Why Her? Evan Rachel Wood Whore Heading to Broadway for Spider-Man Musical

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Eww, yuck!!!!

Rachel Evan Whore has been cast as Mary Jane for Broadway's Spider-Man musical, according to a new report.

The show, with music and lyrics by Bono and The Edge from U2, is expected to hit the Great White Way in 2010.

The role of Peter Parker has yet to be filled.

Well, we think they effed up their blockbuster chances with the Whore choice.

But….

At least she's slightly more tolerable than Kiki Drunkst!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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127 comments to “Why Her? Evan Rachel Wood Whore Heading to Broadway for Spider-Man Musical”

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  1. 101

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – thanks! i've been massaging them daily to give a 'healthy' glow.
    well, udders is hitting the hay….this cow is tired!



  2. 102

    Pffffft. That shit will be cancelled before you can say "whore". Who the fuck wants to see spider man as a musical? gag.



  3. 103

    Why her? Because she's a really good actress (with potential to be great).

    Screw you, Perez. Stop shitting on talent and then go hang out with that fucking no-talent poser douchebag Katy Perry.



  4. 104

    hey leanne whats up its amy i love you dood



  5. 105

    Jesus Christ, ANOTHER fucking lame-ass Broadway musical plagiarized from a successful movie. You'd think these guys would learn that success on the silver screen seldom translates into success on the stage, especially for these lame-ass musicals!

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    106

    She looks really pretty here.



  7. 107

    I thought Jim Sturgess was going to play Peter Parker, I mean he went to the work shops:/



  8. 108

    SHE'S AN UGLY WHORE.



  9. 109

    shes an amazing singer
    have you heard her in Across the Universe!
    and great actress!
    perez give her a chance will ya…



  10. 110

    I don't understand why there is a need for Spiderman the Musical.



  11. 111

    As much as you don't want to like her, the girl can act and she can definitely sing!



  12. 112

    WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING MAKEUP. UGLY AS HELL.



  13. 113

    If I had one night with her; I would tie her the fuck up, pull out her tounge with some pliers, jab her eyes with sharp pencils, shave her fat ass head bald, then cut her tits off. I then would shit on her, piss on her, cut my body up so I can bleed on her, puke on her, then finally ejaculate on her. Then I would cut a bunch of deep flesh wounds all over her, get some maggots to start eating her up, and allow her to live so she could feel the rotting flesh being consumed by maggots. I would leave her that way as long as I could until either she died or i got bored!



  14. 114

    Drugs are bad. Oh and I find her far less appealing than Kirsten Dunst. She is a Dita wannabe.



  15. 115

    Proof that there is no God.



  16. 116

    Anyone but Kiki. Even this homewreck slut.



  17. 117

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style!
    We love your hot sexy pink wig. So hot.Re: veggie – What exactly kind of hair bullshit is that suppose to be? A continuous beehive? That's where you hide your booze and pills.



  18. 118

    PEREZ, YOUR DOUBLE STANDARDS ARE INSANE. THIS GIRL'S A WHORE AND ANGIE ISN'T????????? ANGELINA IS SO MUCH WORSE.



  19. 119

    Perez, your stupid, door-mat immigrant mother is the real whore, for doing a shitty job of raising you. If she wasn't going to do the job well of raising a decent human being, she should have kept her fucking legs shut and her mouth open.
    —————————————————–



  20. 120

    HAve you fucking seen across the universe perez? She was FUCKing amazing, and she is an obvious choice for mary jane since it has been in talks since across the universe! The director of spiderman is the same director! She is awesome, you need to stop hating on someone you know nothing about just because you love "Dita" doesnt mean you have to hate Even…. just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to hate another person who has the same taste and style!



  21. 121

    Oh do fuck off Perez..she is gorgeous.



  22. 122

    She looks fuckin amazin in that picture



  23. 123

    what a good looking girl! perez get a life and stop making youself look like a twat!



  24. 124

    She was great in Across The Universe. And the only reason you don't like her is because you think she's trying to be like Dita Von Teese, because she dated Marilyn Manson.
    Get the fuck over it. She'll make an awesome Mary Jane, plus.. she can fucking sing.



  25. 125

    why did she have to go all copycat? i agree with Perez for once… me no likey



  26. 126

    Aaah it took me a while to work out who she was and why Perez is so awful about her .. I think she looks fucking GORGEOUS .. and I saw Dita Von Zzzzz do an interview on UK TV and she was sooooooooooooooooooooooo BORING .. like REALLY REALLY REALLY boring … I was shocked - she had nothing to say! So Evan went out with M.M. big deal - she really looks amazing in this pic!



  27. 127

    Why oh why does she have to copy Dita??? Dita does it sooo much better. Copying is so lame. Why can't people be original. Shame on you Rachel Evan whatevs

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