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94 comments to “Words To Live By”



  1. 1

    No, thanks….. I refuse to click there……



  2. 2

    FUCK YOU,FUCK YOU,FUCK YOU.



  3. 3

    FUCK NO.



  4. 4

    I ordered one already!
    Love ya' Perez!
    =]



  5. 5

    ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS PEREZ? YOU ARE A DICK!
    .
    .
    IF YOU DO CHARITY MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE THE CAMERS ARE????
    YOU SELFISH PUTO! SO, YOU'RE THERE FOR THE PIC NOT TO HELP? ASSHOLE!



  6. 6

    Re: BBBoricua – MARIO ES UN EGOISTA PENDEJO!



  7. 7

    Once again your fame whoring crap is overpriced. You should be selling this piece of sh*t for 99 cents. People are losing their jobs as you point out several times a day and you want them to buy some junk you are regurgitating from this site. Come on Mario, you are not Barbra Walters or even close to it.



  8. 8

    You cater to 14 year old sheep, do you really think many adults are going to support, er, buy your trash?



  9. 9

    You have to be a worthless, shallow asshole to buy your book. Kinda like you Perez.



  10. 10

    Re: Bridgee
    Congrats. You just paid part of Perez's electric bill so he can sit on his fat ass and degrade people every day and make millions of teenagers do the same. You should be so fucking proud.



  11. 11

    looks
    like
    the
    biggest
    waste
    of
    trees
    i've
    EVER
    seen.

    STUPID!



  12. 12

    GOT IT!!!



  13. 13

    YOU'RE A PUTO!



  14. 14

    Re: Bridgee – boy, you are an idiot!!



  15. 15

    I can't wait to buy this book…
    …when it makes it to the $2.99 wall at Ollie's Bargain Outlet.



  16. 16

    What does it say. I just got done vomiting up an entire taco salad involuntarily along with 3 screwdrivings.



  17. 17

    I'll pass on the book Perez, I do enough by giving you clicks.



  18. 18

    Re: Frogger! – Si….



  19. 19

    hahahahahahha that made me LMAO! good work perezito



  20. 20

    Re: Bridgee – See page 17 where he tells you how to get jizz out of pink hair!



  21. 21

    Re: Disturbed – Perez doesn't have millions of teenagers on this site. There's only about 1.4 million unique visitors to this site every month. He likes to brag that he has 8 or 9 million daily hits but a hit is not a unique person. One person can put hundreds of hits on this site everyday. There's probably about a hundred thousand unique people on his site everyday. All those kids constantly on this site need to be doing their homework instead of following what fatty is talking about.



  22. 22

    WHORE WHORE WHORE and not even original. You had to steal your NAME from others. No wonder you didn't capitalize it, probably afraid of being sued, eh? Well, the whole world is LAUGHING at you — and this is probably the nail in your coffin. Can't wait until your ending comes — you so deserve it with all the hate and bad typos you spread around daily.



  23. 23

    Re: Bridgee – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



  24. 24

    Perez, you're a treasure and we need you - no matter what they say. Give us our daily trash, Oh Wise One!!!



  25. 25

    Re: damien – amen.



  26. 26

    First a song, now a book. Perez has become a celeb marketing whore like the people he makes fun of. Lets hope the book ends up in the 99c bin.



  27. 27

    This is hilarious, because it's probably true. LOL at all of the commenters dogging Perez. What are you doing on this site again? Hmmmmmmmm…..



  28. 28

    din feta jävel



  29. 29

    kenzakinza.blogspot.com



  30. 30

    Re: JoJoStar – You know I really started to wonder about that after Barrack won the election over there and there were only about 1,500 comments in the post that announced his victory - I think I even posted a comment in there wondering where the other 9,498,500 people were.
    I know that I probably add a hundred or so clicks a day - so you're definately barking up the right tree!!!!



  31. 31

    that means its ELLE CANADA that has the exclusive, sweet, my future place of employment!!! but i dont want the book p.



  32. 32

    Re: mmmmarcus – it will, just like his hot topic line did……



  33. 33

    Re: Mistress – * definitely - sleep deprivation causes spelling errors



  34. 34

    Re: Mistress – he is totally right about the unique visitors. and during the day NA time, the daytime 'posse' does the majority of business here.
    hey, i commented on your vacation……..



  35. 35

    Re: mmmmarcus
    Did you forget his line of sweatshop clothes at Hot Topic that bombed?



  36. 36

    Wow Perez - I'd say by the early reviews from your blog "fans" that this book will be a massive bestseller!!! Maybe you should peruse your wardrobe for an outfit that will be suitable for when you collect your Pulitzer Prize. Or maybe not.



  37. 37

    Re: JoJoStar
    Oh I know his figures are HIGHLY inflated, I just meant the teenage sheep as in the ones that will read Perez calling Evan Rachel Woods a "WHORE" and will post "yea, i don't like her. Dumb bitch" etc…. for absolutely no reason at all, because they are too stupid to actually think for themselves.



  38. 38

    Perez, that joke about peeing in your pants is as old as you are. I never get tired of hearing it.



  39. 39

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – It's funny how many Americans have heard of Byron Bay - I grew up near there so I still know a lot of the "local" spots to get away from the "would be if they could be" crowds. I love Sydney - I lived there for 12 years - but it's out of control these days, I prefer the quiet life where possible. Which side of the US are you on?



  40. 40

    yaaaaa. no ones going to buy that but you, your mom, and katy perry.



  41. 41

    Re: Mistress – i'm on the east coast



  42. 42

    Awww January!!! I wanted to give this to someone for Christmas!!! Perez you should fire your publisher for not having your book hit in time for the holidays!!



  43. 43

    Well consider this…. I signed up for one of the free forums you can get a dozen different places online and the first day, I put a big title on it (related to reality tv), stuck a stats counter on it, then never went back to it again. A little over a year later, I decided to start a forum, had forgotten about the first and had to delete it before I got another forum from them - and when I went in checked it, in 13 months it had over a million hits.
    Over a million hits for an inactive, blank forum.
    So even if his figures are in the ballpark of what he claims, I'm willing to bet that a huge percentage of his traffic is junk.
    Especially when you realize that if you want to create a blog and actually live on the profits from it, you just need to sign up at a dozen or so of the traffic generator sites out that will send tons of bots to your site a gazillion times a day forever. Then you can show potential advertisers "look, I got a million visitors" - when you have like 500 actual users, and make a whole lot more $$ because the advertisers think you have huge traffic.

    ANYWAY, Perez is an asshole and karma will continue to bite him in the ass over and over.



  44. 44

    I'm not wasting money to buy this sh*t!



  45. 45

    I'm not feeling the Pulitzer tingle.



  46. 46

    I'll be sure to reserve it at the library. Times are tough, dude.



  47. 47

    Any reason why the book wasn't ready for Christmas, Perez?

  48. ydur says – reply to this


    48

    fuck off



  49. 49

    I can eat whatever I want, provided I do work out at least an hour a day, and I'm thin…does that mean I have an eating disorder 'all knowing' fat fuck?



  50. 50

    Yes, I love it!
    Definitely getting it!



  51. 51

    I LOVE IT PEREZ! I WASNT CERTAIN ABOUT THIS BOOK, BUT IT IS VERY CLEVER, AND TRUE! :)



  52. 52

    Congrats.
    Love that last quote.



  53. 53

    Oh look, the flock showed up for feeding time.



  54. 54

    Not for nothing, but NYC's WBLS-FM radio hostess Wendy Williams was calling herself "the Queen of All Media" years before Perez ever arrived on the scene.

    Jes' sayin'.



  55. 55

    Push it up so my hubby can get it for me for Xmas! Please!



  56. 56

    DON'T GIVE PEREZ YOUR MONEY!



  57. 57

    You kind of sound like a huge douche when it comes to drunk driving and charity.



  58. 58

    Re: Pigezz – #15 WHY NOT UNTIL YOU CAN BUY IT ON EBAY FOR 25 CENTS?
    .
    .
    OR THE LIBRARY….IF THEY HAVE IT.



  59. 59

    Did "someone" leaked some extracts of the book again??? that's soooo blah… boring Piggy, I am sure noone proofreaded it anyways!



  60. 60

    Are you honestly advocating that people who read your book (teenagers) should have eating disorders? Rethink who sees that message and the damage you are causing



  61. 61

    LMFAO!!!!!
    -
    This has got to be the funniest comment section ever!! You people are cracking me up..lol
    -
    Everyone hates perez and is clowin his book..lol
    -
    Thanks for the good laugh people :)



  62. 62

    Funny how you accuse so many people of being FameWhores…



  63. 63

    i really wanna buy ur booook



  64. 64

    Re: Jupiter*Girl – CLEVER??? YOU ARE THE DUMBEST BITCH EVER! WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE…YOU STUPID WHORE, NASTY BITCH!



  65. 65

    [re=3206615]Re: LilMzSunShine[/]

    Yeah 'cuz he doesn't post BS stories. Just BULLSHIT commentary about innocent witnesses being "druggies" and gloating over how Paula Abdul is "Biting the Hand that Feeds" because she wanted to keep her stalker away and she called out BS producers. And exactly WHAT way is Aniston "MANiston" when SHE is the one who had her husband's adulterous affair (in which they are suddenly SO UNAPOLOGETIC about) splashed all over the papers while Angelwhore gets called a "saint"? Yeah we come to this site like crackheads in need of an 8ball. But we still have the right to love to hate "Perez".



  66. 66

    Re: ITS NOT ME ITS YOU lulz

    Yeeeeaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!! I Love you!!!! But no, it's not me…..IT"S YOU!



  67. 67

    Re: Haaaaay!

    Mario sux balls and licks anus.



  68. 68

    No Thanks, I'll wait to get it at Big Lots… You know, the bad economy and all………..
    PS. Hold your breath waiting for me, K?



  69. 69

    damn perez..i personally have to give it to you.when i read soome of the haisty things u write i usually want to punch you(admit it some of the things you write is pretty hardcore)but i have respect for you once again.Because this is true. and they are asking for the publicity.but im sure they get annoyed after awhile.in all im GOING to buy your book.why?the perez haters ask-because what he wrote in here is basically true.KUDOS TO YOU,YOU FIERCE LITTLE BLOGGER!!! love.your canadian groupie =P =]



  70. 70

    When will it come out as a movie? I'll wait for that.



  71. 71

    hehehehe mario, you are always good for a laugh. If your clothing line got discontinued, and nobody but a couple of deaf retards bought your song off of i-tunes, why do you think a book will do any better??? You just waisted sooooo many trees in printing copies that will go to fires the homeless make in their garbage cans.
    FYI I'm 21 6'3" and 155lbs, I run twice a week for 40 minutes. I eat everything from homemade waffles, chicken wings, bagels, pasta, pizza, apple pie and so on and so forth!!! just because you're a fat fuck who has lost control of his weight doesn't mean everyone else is!



  72. 72

    Re: EnvyThat – What are you 15? You couldn't possibly sound dumber if you tried. You are the stereotypical Perez ass kisser - a little kid that has absolutely no sense and types long rambling "omg you are so great Perez! Everything you say is true!" bullshit posts.
    I pray to God that you grow up some day and learn to speak and think for yourself instead of following whatever is said.
    You supporting Perez is doing nothing but making people hate each other. Perez makes a living off of hate.
    Grow up and wake up.



  73. 73

    Yeah, I'll get right on that…..sorry, I was actually curious what you would write a book about, but my curiosity has been satisfied, and I can save my peso's. *sigh*



  74. 74

    Re: Frogger! – Yes, yes he is, but when he said that he was talking about Spencer and Heidi - always in the right place at the right time when they are doing charity work.



  75. 75

    Perez is just throwing all his sh*t against the wall and hoping some of it will stick. But, it's just a bunch of diarrhea and all it's doing is falling on the floor and stinking up the place. Perez is just suffering from dillusions of grandeur. He really thinks he is a bonafide celebrity like all these other douches walking around hollywierd with this entitlement attitude. Shopping, going to clubs, flashing your boobs and vajayjay, putting up youtube videos and making up gossip is not talent and certainly not a real job.



  76. 76

    Re: Britney fucking rocks – I'm assuming you are a man? Well, 6'3" and 155 lbs is nothing to brag about…..lay off the running and eat more.



  77. 77

    Re: Disturbed – Ahh yes….the sheep…..baaaa! Happens every day, like clockwork.



  78. 78

    TOO BAD YOUR SITES DOWN 15% ACCORDING TO ALEXA.
    YOU NEED TO START ENTERTAINING US AGAIN, THIS SHIT'S BOORING!



  79. 79

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  80. 80

    "You're a huge whore I say while commenting on your blog, which I obviously watch obsessively despite my adamant protests that I revile you and want you to choke and die"

    Yeah, okay.

    P.S. Peeing in black pants quote. Have a nice, shiny internet because you're my favorite tonight.



  81. 81

    Re: Mistress – Bitch, we think he knows how to dress himself. Mind your business, he dresses how the hell he wants to. Perez, congrats and I hope that the regulars are in that book. When is the movie?



  82. 82

    I don't care how much money you have, if you buy this book, you are an official fuckie. You can hide the book, but you can't hide your fuckiness.
    ~..~



  83. 83

    JoJoStar [21] says: Re: Disturbed – Perez doesn't have millions of teenagers on this site. There's only about 1.4 million unique visitors to this site every month. He likes to brag that he has 8 or 9 million daily hits but a hit is not a unique person. One person can put hundreds of hits on this site everyday. There's probably about a hundred thousand unique people on his site everyday. All those kids constantly on this site need to be doing their homework instead of following what fatty is talking about.
    —————————————————–
    So, you will be happy to know that I have sent many e-mails to Perez' advertisers, calling them the selfish scum that they are for advertising on a site that is abusive to their customer base and their fellow Americans. I also refuse to support any companies that advertise here, and I badmouth them at every opportunity. I started with his biggest advertiser at the time, which was American Laser Centers. I don't see their ads here anymore.
    ——————————————————
    ~..~



  84. 84

    Novel1 [22] says: WHORE WHORE WHORE and not even original. You had to steal your NAME from others…Can't wait until your ending comes — you so deserve it with all the hate and bad typos you spread around daily.
    —————————————————–
    /\/ewsFlash ~ Perez [mario'mo] does not even write the articles he posts in this blog. He steals the articles and photos from other celebrity websites, and I can prove it. You can g00gLe any string of words from any of his posts, and you will find that the article was already posted in another site before the link to the post for PerezHilton [exactly, word-for-word, typo-for-typo]. There was something that I wanted to research, and that's how I discovered what he was doing. Perez does not even write the closing comments on these articles, which makes a fool out of all his readers who comment on his spelling inaccuracies. The asshole steals the work of other people, and doesn't even given them artistic credit. A common thief.
    —————————————————-



  85. 85

    Way to go, Perez! Congratulations - you make us (your readers) proud :)



  86. 86

    WHERE'S MY POST YOU RAT BASTARD!



  87. 87

    Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – I TOLD YOU I WOULD RATHER PEPPER SPRAY MYSELF THAN READ THAT SHIT



  88. 88

    Re: EnoughAlready – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



  89. 89

    I suprised at you Perez. Using Amazon.com to sell your book. I thought you were an animal rights supporter? Well good luck with your book any how. I will be purchasing your book but not at Amazon.com.



  90. 90

    hilarious!!!

    most of these comments are stupid, why do ppl take it so seriously? its a book not a documentary. i love the mugshot one =D



  91. 91

    I hope the publisher recycles the books when they don't sell. Otherwise more garbage for the landfills. Fuck you Mario!



  92. 92

    FUCK NO!!!!



  93. 93

    Well I'm still excited! You know you've made it when haters come on here to tell you how much they hate you. If you've got hate in your heart, let it out.



  94. 94

    never will i buy your stupid book
    you are an asshole
    fade into oblivion asap