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Blaaake Gets Beat Up In Jail

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Who knew that jailbirds could be champions of chivalry, or even Amy Winehouse fans?

Back in the clinker for failing a drug test and being a general fuck up, Blaaake Fielder-Civil was dealt with a couple of left hooks by some unruly prison mates.

A source said, "Some lads don’t appreciate men who don’t treat their women well. Blake got a bit of a kicking and was moved away from a gang who were after his blood."

As a result, Blaaaaake's been transferred to a new prison, Edmunds Hill Jail in Suffolk in England. For his own "safety."

We hear they're Lily Allen fans over there.

[Image via WENN.]

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48 comments to “Blaaake Gets Beat Up In Jail”



  1. 1

    OH my!



  2. 2

    HaHa! See what he gets for being such a douche! :)



  3. 3

    Prison =



  4. 4

    This is only the first time they've kicked his ass?!



  5. 5

    Perez would welcome an ass beating. Sadly, not even the guy who's been in jail 53 years and hasn't had sex in 60 would tap that.



  6. 6

    Jesus FUCK!
    Cue nightmares. Thanks Perez.



  7. 7

    His face might look better a little beaten up.



  8. 8

    Ahhh….there are some true British gentlemen in that jail! They defend a lady's honour by beating up a complete twat!



  9. 9

    is this the before or after photo



  10. 10

    Poor guy, I bet the guys that hit him were there because of domestic violence….



  11. 11

    WTF do you mean by we hear they are lily allen fans? that doesn't make any sense… as a joke or gramatically…. i guess you must be taking comedy tips from katy perry huh?



  12. 12

    Re: SWEETPIECE! – Hey Sugar!



  13. 13

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    Kitty, you naughty boy.
    You have a huge monitor?
    I bet you do.
    Ummm…. What exactly is monitor?



  14. 14

    Re: mamajud – Hey Mama! Merry Cerstmas!



  15. 15

    Oy, Perez, I read this post somewhere else…this morning! Reallllly. Old news already.



  16. 16

    Yes, he is a A-1 Douchbag. He is going to keep getting his ass kicked because he is a 'effin' punk! He probably goes in there and is like my wife is Amy Winehouse, blah blah blah!



  17. 17

    Who wouldn't want to beat him up, look at him!



  18. 18

    Re: orchidgirl – Kitty's monitor refers to the large aperture of his anal opening.
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    It's massively distorted size is due to too many men, all at the same time, plowing his furrow, so to speak.
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    Or too many/too much fisting.



  19. 19

    old news.



  20. 20

    Where can I get those "lads" addresses so I can send them a thank you card?



  21. 21

    You don't know what you had until you lose it or abuse it.So I guess he's gettin a real "kick" out of jail this time!!!!



  22. 22

    Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – Hi:) Work got crazy! Be back later!



  23. 23

    OLD NEWS FAT ASS!!!!
    YOUR COPY AND PASTING IS GETTING REALLY SLOW THESE DAYS!!!!



  24. 24

    i hope he gets a hot beef injection



  25. 25

    Re: Hot Monkey Love…Obama Style! – my flight for barcelona will be boarding any minute



  26. 26

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  27. 27

    He had it coming!



  28. 28

    #12, 14, 18 NOT ME! SORRY WEIRD STALKER IS BACK! POOR THING NEEDS FRIENDS SO TALKS TO MINE!

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    29

    good! he needs his ass beat!



  30. 30

    They should have left him there to face it daily… he deserves to be beaten.



  31. 31

    oh! and Perez shell out some money and get some New photos of his beatings k thx.



  32. 32

    perez you're an idiot. he's in JAIL. not prison. there's a huge fucking difference.



  33. 33

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – don't worry…..he doesn't know where we're staying ;)



  34. 34

    Now toss me FOOKIN' SALAD MATE!!!
    Welcome to prison lost cause…



  35. 35

    Perez, you took the words right out of my mouth..he's a total fuck face.



  36. 36

    Re: mamajud – LOL TOO FUNNY! I GUESS SOME PEOPLE NEED TO FEEL LOVED AND TAKE THINGS TO THE EXTREME!
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    THE REAL HOT MONKEY FEELS LOVED AND VERY SORRY FOR THE IMPOSTOR!
    WE'LL BE YOUR FRIENDS IMPOSTOR…JOIN THE PARTY! LET ME KNOW…
    .
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    SEND ME A COMMENT SIGNED - I FEEL LOVE FOR THE REAL HOT MONKEY!



  37. 37

    Fuckface Fielder-Civil got what he deserved.



  38. 38

    ether he had one to many drinks or some one had a lil run in with the one two punch



  39. 39

    To bad someone won't shank him and put him out of our and Amy's misery.He's still a douchebag



  40. 40

    LOL!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's such a waste of space!!!!!!! Just someone please kill him already!!!!



  41. 41

    he's still alive ?!?…? OH…..



  42. 42

    Excellent! A good kicking can only improve that face.



  43. 43

    Yeah! Lily Allan and Blake, thats about right…



  44. 44

    haha she paid someone to kick his ass!!! and god he is f-ing ugly!



  45. 45

    GLAD TO SEE THERE'S CHIVALRY IN MERRIE OLDE ENGLAND. GLAD TO HEAR THOSE PIPPIN' CHAPS KICKED HIS ARSE!!



  46. 46

    girldonegood.com



  47. 47

    This fucker looks like a cadaver! Stupid piece o' shit



  48. 48

    God I love the English. They'll rob a countryman's house and sell the shit out of the trunk of their cars, but rearrange the face of anyone disrespecting a Spice Girl. Way to take care of those national treasures, guys.