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Completely Gratuitous

One of our faves, Alphabeat, performed at Capital FM's Jingle Bell Ball in London on Wednesday night.

Isn't Anders dreamy????

Swoon!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: December 11, 2008 at 12:00 pm

69 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

mama of 2 says – reply to this

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you have the worst taste in men.
icky icky pooo.
amylynn says – reply to this

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perez, you're such a chester - he looks 12, but yeah, he's cute.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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i like my men out of puberty thanks.
bango skanks says – reply to this

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not really
orchidgirl says – reply to this

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BBD, just promise no fisting.
SweetPat says – reply to this

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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THE GIRL LOOKS LIKE A OUNG DEMI MOORE!
OK I AMREALLY OUT THIS TIME…SEE Y'ALL!
EatMe says – reply to this

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Umm..no.
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – YOUNG*
THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this

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IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT FISTED!! IS THIS YOUR WORK BBD
orchidgirl says – reply to this

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You call these guys "dreamy" and "hawt" ???
Time for bifocals, perez.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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You like them skinny don't you?
Give me BBD anyday!
LaDiva is watching you... says – reply to this

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who the fuck are these nobody's!!???
Perez Blows Goats says – reply to this

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He looks like he rides a fucking short bus to school!!! GROSSSSS!
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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YOU'RE SUCH A RAGING HOMO MARIO!
BBBoricua says – reply to this

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Jeez, Perezito, you have low standards……
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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blah…
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – why out sooo soon?
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Isn't Perez creepy?
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – nice avie.
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: orchidgirl – Will work up to it.
wonderland556 says – reply to this

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he is indeed! don't like his hair like that though
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – yes.
he loves the young boys like michael did.
UGLY=PEREZ says – reply to this

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WTF!? Hells NO.
the last star says – reply to this

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Cumquats for sale!!
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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CHANGE THE FUCKING POST MARIO!
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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LaPuke
SatyrNYCAccess says – reply to this

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Barf.. He needs to eat… Looks unhealthy!
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – THANKS! SINCE MY SEXY LINGERIE PIC WAS HIJACKED I THOUGHT I'D SEX IT UP WITH A HOT WIG! LOL
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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They are all fucked up on drugs..heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE! – HEY SWEET!
EnoughAlready says – reply to this

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By dreamy you mean as in nightmare?
mamajud says – reply to this

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we don't care about your fug fag crushes…………post on CAYLEE ANTHONY…….we will light it up on her sorry excuse for a mama……..i can't even come up with a good word for that one………..lately cunt feels more like a term of endearment
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FRY CASEY & lock up her complicit mama ………… shameful
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Haaaaay! says – reply to this

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Isn't that Samantha Ronson?
Master Patrick Berlin says – reply to this

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Perez Hates Me ^^
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud – She makes me sick….
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the news is going nuts here…..if this is her daughter that they just found…..she's fucked…..
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Morning Monkey, Mamajud, Orchid, Mama2, LG and the boys.
Field trip next week??
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Hey Orchid, back the fuck off! BBD is mine! I'm one jealous bitch you know! Wink!
crimzoid says – reply to this

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he looks like he's dying to take it up the ass. not hot at all.
mamajud says – reply to this

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Re: SWEETPIECE! – time and place….i'll b there…….i'll pack a fossil for the ride
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p.s. you should have kept the coke can tidibit to yourself….lols……..i always thought it was the more the merrier around here anyway
emilyhilton says – reply to this

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if by dreamy you mean retarded.
Then yes.
boxerdudeuk says – reply to this

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PEDOPHILE ALERT!!!! PEDOPHILE ALERT!!! SOMEONE CALL CHRIS HANSEN!
Kaylie says – reply to this

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He is soooo cute! I love his curly hair look more though… so sad he cut off all his hair!! I watched an interview with him and he is so adorably shy!
Socks'N'Crocs says – reply to this

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He's ALL kinds of gay face!
danni-x says – reply to this

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Aw i love Alphabeat!
And i agree Anders is a cutie, but he looks about 12 in that picture haha.
What has the girl (forget her name) done to her hair?!
It looks sooooo much better blonde.
sashahaha says – reply to this

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ewwwwww
he is not cute!
sashahaha says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – aahhahaha
he is, totally!
sajonana says – reply to this

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no - not at all - and they make very irritating music too.
iwantadog says – reply to this

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Why is this filed under Anglophilia? Alphabeat aren't from any English speaking country. They're from Denmark, where they speak Danish which is closely related to German.
bobbytomorow says – reply to this

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who?
Queenmab says – reply to this

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Are you kidding? He's fug and he looks totally stoned.
Queenmab says – reply to this

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You like 'em WAYYY to young too Perez.
urdumb says – reply to this

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No, he isn't cute at all. Music kind of sucks too actually.
kelseyxx says – reply to this

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lawlz.
he isn't even almost cute!
yooitskristina says – reply to this

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i love alphabeat !!
tkpualani says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He looks like Wino's asshole, Blake.
parawhore18 says – reply to this

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Wow, he's ugly.
SaraMendo says – reply to this

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I
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Pedophile!
lje says – reply to this

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You fuckin chester.
Baby Jane says – reply to this

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I'm sorry, but he has the face of a 40 year old man and the rest of them look like retarded brats.
honeyfromthebee says – reply to this

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Anders SG is ok, but Troels gives me wet dreams! Stine needs to go back to blonde. Chop, chop!
daste10 says – reply to this

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eeeewwww!!!! his head is ridiculously large for his twelve year old body!! And he has meth face!
poopyhead says – reply to this

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Ummmm……………….lemme think………………..NO. Not hawt at all. Put the beer down Perez.
Alexandre26 says – reply to this

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he's cute yeah… I prefer that over the FAT ASSES that most of americans are..
Tsot says – reply to this

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Dude you're fucking sick, he looks like he's 14 YEARS OLD!
And mildly retarded.
fishcatdogbird says – reply to this

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I would do anders in a heartbeat!!! YUM!
ALEXAHHH says – reply to this

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ALPHABEAT!
xina62 says – reply to this

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Preying on young boys now, Perez?