Get Your Very Own R-Patz!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Robert Pattinson
Finally!!!
A toy company has come out with a line of Twilight dolls.
Sorry…they won't be out in time for the holidays, though.
Pricing is not yet available and they're not shipping ’til Spring 2009.
The Twilight fan on your gift list is just gonna have to wait!
The 'Edward' doll's hair is a little off, though.
It looks too clean!
Posted: December 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm




Please……
SANTA all I want for Christmas is my own Edward doll…. HA HA
That doll looks truly frightening!
i'd rather buy a B-RATZ doll, soon to be discontinued……..
Bet your stickin' one in your ass as we type this huh Mario!
Edward's hair IS clean, dumb ass. It's Robert's that needs help time to time. I don't do dolls, though. Maybe a life size????
its ugly ! D:
wuju ! .. Edward is the new Ken .. so now its time to play with Edward & Bella instead of Barbie & Ken =]
I would be doing dirty things to that doll
lol!! sweet i want one!!
cool. I want one! I want one!!
lmao.
This is adorable yet creepy :]
well his hair is very clean in the movie
but that doll doesnt do rpatz justice
oh….no….oh….my
A Twilight dolls?!…That's really stupid!!
this is too much… even i can admit that!
ITS R-PATTZ, PEREZ
..and they could have made him hotter
two T's
Hellllll yeah! It's probably going to cost wayyyyy too much though
HAHAHA this is amazing!!
I would want an action figure of myself for sure!
Because I'm self-absorbed.
Do they make George Clooney dolls, by any chance?
The Bella doll is prettier than the actual actress who plays her.
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Re: orchidgirl – Re: harrybalsac – night guys…..it's been swell
That thing looks so stupid.
But is it sucking any…blood?
What's next selling them at Burger King?
Dammit!
I love Edward and am now offically a fan of Robert Pattinson, but this doll is like Elvis and James Dean had a plastic baby! LOL
Just another way Summit is exploiting and pimping the shit out of Robert Pattinson. Little girls will have their R Pattz doll humping their Barbies. I would too if I were them. Rob needs to start saying NO to these people.
want one !!!
If you go the the website of the company selling these, the Edward doll is feeling up the Bella doll.
when are they coming out with the blow up doll?
Re: mamajud – nighty mama….i am there with ya…..
Re: harrybalsac – The same thought CAME to me! Hey did you see those rodents back a bit? Thought you might have lost them.
HECK YES IM GETTING ONE!!!!
I want my personal EDWARD!
If by too clean you mean it looks like they styled his hair with Ben Stiller's infamous "hair gel" …then yes, it does look too clean.
i want one.. bahaha
kind of scares me…
hmmmmmmmmm.
i want one !
Re: BBBoricua – i love him
Just some more crap for little girls to spend mommy and daddy's money on.
EEEEWWWW FUGGGGG
Say is ain't so.
Re: lje – iT
OHHHHH YEAAAAHHH BAAAABY! i
ok i love me some robert pattinson but that doll is seriously disturbing…
Re: wolfspirit89 – not yet!!!
yay!
there selling pfatty dolls.It comes with its own cheeze burger!!!
This doll is hotter than him
Re: Krissstinee x3 – Work it baby,you got it going!!!
:)
Screw the doll! I want the REAL Rob for Christmas!
Re: harrybalsac – Hey hallyballs. My sister and I aren't gay with each other. We are virgins, I know that's rare..but eat that shit.
However, gay clown girls gettin nasty sounds exciting. HAHA
UPDATE ON CAYLEE ANTHONY FOUND TODAY
10:00 THIS MORNING, A METER READER WENT INTO THE WOODS .3 MILES FROM THE ANTHONY HOME TO TAKE A PISS AND STUMBLED ON CAYLEE'S SKULL. THERE WAS BLACK TAPE OVER THAT CHILD'S MOUTH. GEORGE AND CASEY'S MOTHER WERE FLYING BACK FROM CALIFORNIA AND THE COPS OBTAINED A SEARCH WARRENT AND MET THEM AT THE AIRPORT IN ORLANDO AND TOOK THEM TO AN UNDISCLOSED PLACE. THEY AREN'T ALLOWED IN THEIR HOUSE. THE DEATH PENALTY WILL NOW BE AN OPTION FOR THE CHILD KILLING MONSTER OF A WHORE THAT CASEY ANTHONY IS.
GOD BLESS THAT
CHILD AND HANG THAT WHORE.
I am TOTALLY gonna buy me one of these! lmao!
damn even the doll looks hot!!
i am so gonna buy it!
omg! hot nessss
Did you already stick him up your fat ass Piggy?
aren't twilight fans a little old to be playing with glorified ken dolls?
Ooooohoooohoooohoooo……the doll is even gayer than RP is in real life.
.
.
If that could be possible.
ok so as most of you agree robert is gorgeous in that dirty kind of way.
but really? this doll makes him look sooooo gay.
oh, the things i would do to it!
i likey one!!
Shouldn't the head be more rounded and smoother for easier penetration?
The people who own the twilight licence are really milking this arn't they? Next year you'll find it in the 99cent bin next to the zac efron doll.
I love Twilight, but is this really necessary? Twilight isn't for little children that still play with dolls. I understand with Harry Potter, cause that appeals to both boys and girls that are 6-10; but Twilight isn't for little elementary and middle schoolers. At the very youngest, I don't think anyone under 14 should read Twilight and 14 year olds don't play with dolls lol. Freshmen play with make up and cell phones.
Alright this is where it starts getting ridiculous.
I mean I adoooooooooore Rob, but for real ? A doll ?
I want one! Does it vibrate???
OMG… LMAO!!!! That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen! It looks like shit. What did they do to him????
HOLY CRAP, WHEN DID ROBERT PATTINSON MORPH INTO COREY FELDMAN? THAT IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS, UNLESS IT'S ANATOMICALLY CORRECT…AND THEN MAYBE I CAN JUST SQUINT MY EYES A LITTLE AND PRETEND IT'S CEDWARD.
Ew. No. He doesn't even look like RPattz.
Also, Perez, Get it right. There's 2 t's not 1.
Hehe! I am so gonna get it so I can get to play with him and my Barbie! She will def kick Ken "No Dick" out and bring Edward in her Barbie Mansion! Maybe I should get Bella for a threesome?! *Thinking of naughty stuff I can do with Edward/Bella/Barbie!*
Alright I love this movie, and yes, I just bought a Twilight Calender (and totally regret it, waste of 13 bucks.) but DOLLS? Twilight isn't really a kid movie…well, i didn't think it was. Harry Potter dolls I can understand. theres magic and talking animals and all that jazz.
Maybe i'm just too blinded by the beauty of Rpattz to look around me at all the tweenie boppers hahaha
I wanna matching Twilight doll case!!!!
Yet more evidence that a pack of monkeys runs Summit.
oh good GOD, that doll is too creepy to be Edward! Ugh!
oh my godddddd
Soon to be molested by teens everywhere…
it looks more like brandon davis than robert
It does not look like him
Does he come in life size?
Haha! Oh my! As much as I love Twilight and Rob, the doll is a bit creepy! But If I were younger I would totally buy it!
Fail Perez. It's RPattz.
Re: crimson.shamrock –
It was the best of times, it was the .. BLURST of times!? STUPID MONKEY!
Re: Mamasita –
HAHAHA totally.
haha i love him but i would never buy this!
they didnt get the face right. but if i still played with dolls id totally buy one. haha.
i want a REAL robert:(
he's like that ugly-cute… but more odd looking than cute.
just saying. i'd rather have a doll of sally field.
Here's the deal - this doll, made by Tonner, is for display only and is largely going to be bought by serious doll collectors. I used to sell Tonner dolls and I can assure you that they are super-high quality and incredibly poseable. That being said, I will be SHOCKED if the price is anything below $130.
(PS - if you want to see a crazy spooky resemblance, go look at their Luna Lovegood doll. eerie.)
(PPS - no, i'm not a corporate shill, just a girl who used to work at the world's biggest doll store.)
You know, if these folks had any horse sense, they would have made a blow up doll of Cedward instead. Seriously, that would sell like hot cakes, especially if it came with a luxurious wig for post coital scalp massaging.
hmm, is the doll anatomically correct?
hahaha funny on the hair sentence perez. yeah the doll does not look like him
that's funny :p but what does Robert think about it? x)
I can't wait to hear what rob has to say about these it should be interesting….lol
the doll doesn't do any justice to robert pattinson & i can't wait to hear what he's going to say about it. i'd buy it but judging by the prices for the other dolls on that website its going to be one expensive replacement for ken. i'm so not paying over $100 for an edward doll. sorry but that is WAYY too much for a doll.
pretty funny
does it vibrate?
it looks like he has cum hair
i'd rather have the real thing for christmas
I SOOO want one!
This doll looks nothing like him!
It doesn't look like my future husband………..
No wonder this ecomony is in the shitters. They keep coming out with crap like this.
Re: harrybalsac – lmao…