Get Your Very Own R-Patz!

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Finally!!!

A toy company has come out with a line of Twilight dolls.

Sorry…they won't be out in time for the holidays, though.

Pricing is not yet available and they're not shipping ’til Spring 2009.

The Twilight fan on your gift list is just gonna have to wait!

The 'Edward' doll's hair is a little off, though.

It looks too clean!

    Posted: Dec 11, 2008 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      I AM NOT TRYING TO SCARE MY KIDS ON CHRISTMAS! WTF THAT'S AN UGLY DOLL!



    2. 102

      Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – You remember that scene from the movie "Child's Play", when the old lady on the elevator was like "what an ugly doll", it reminded me of what u just say cuz i can only imagine him say, "fuck you". lol



    3. 103

      UGH!! Who is going to buy this pathetic piece of shit???



    4. 104

      Hey when did Tyler Hilton get a doll? ;)



    5. 105

      No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!



    6. 106

      Why didn't you show the Bella doll Perez? For us in the doll community (and there are MANY of us) - we knew of the dolls since August. Tonner is a wonderful doll artist, all those repainted dollies you usually see (like the Angelina doll) start as one of his sculpts. He is also planning to add Jacob and the rest of the Cullens down the line. Go to tonnerdoll.com and you'll see a HUGE list of all the "movie" dolls he's done, including Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom from "Pirates of the Caribbean". What's really GREAT is what the doll artists do with these when they get them, they erase their factory make up and repaint them to look EXACTLY like the characters. BEAUTIFUL! I can't wait to get my hands of them!



    7. 107

      I wonder how many obsessed fans are going to be shoving this doll up every hole.



    8. 108

      Dolls? Dont get me wrong i love the twilight series, and the movie was good, but dolls? i wonder if stephenie meyer has this in her head when she started writing this book…..dont pimp twilight out too much. I'd rather have a life size real rpattz then a tiny plastic edward.

      Ps. perezy its rpatTz.



    9. 109

      So stupid (but so was the Spice Girls dolls of the 90's). But i think some tweens, geeks and retards would buy it. And ten years from now become a huge collect-object for geeks sold for a million or two on eBay. I Guess it will flop, and become very hard to find. But yeah, really, it's just stupid!



    10. 110

      I can't wait to purchase my own Edward Cullen!!! My birthday is in the spring……HAPPY B-DAY TO ME!!!!!!!



    11. 111

      nobody here seems to get the point. Robert Tonner doesn't make dolls for kids to play with. He makes super expensive collectables. None of his dolls are under 85 bucks most of the time. Look at his Wizard of Oz collection. These dolls will not be found in most stores. Probably FAO Schwartz. If a parent gives one of these dolls to a kid, their stupid.



    12. 112

      i want one of these for my desk at work :]



    13. 113

      lmao
      you've got to be kidding me…



    14. 114

      OMG! This is just ridiculous!! HAHA. omg. haha!



    15. 115

      thats hids. noones gonna buy it in a year from now.



    16. 116

      Wow…. this is really going overboard! Twilight dolls? Hilarious!!!



    17. 117

      I want one!!!! :)



    18. 118

      Hmmm… I don't know, I love this sexy man, but the doll pales in comparison to my honey :)



    19. 119

      unless this is life size with working "bits" I see no pint to this what-so-ever !!



    20. 120

      HAHA!!! That is too funny!



    21. 121

      omg I would want one!



    22. 122

      YOUR SO FUCKING LAME PEREZ.

      SERIOUSLY.



    23. 123

      Re: wolfspirit89 – STFU YOU FAG HEADED ARSE.



    24. 124

      that doll just looks retarded….its just ken or action man with roberts costume on…..GAYYY



    25. 125

      besides…twilights aimed at young adults not kids….so whos gona buy dolls?!



    26. 126

      i love robert pattinson but..ugg thats just creepy



    27. 127

      HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAN
      it's fucking edward cullen
      Robert Pattinson however is dirty as hell
      and he probably smells
      i liked him better as cedric diggory
      HUFFLEPUFFFF4EVERRRR



    28. 128

      I'm diggin' the peacoat…not so much the doll. A little creepy for me, but I still love Twilight!



    29. 129

      can they make these life size, please? lol



    30. 130

      i want that



    31. 131

      WTF??? I've been a Twilight fan for several YEARS now and I must say this is a new low point. What happend to the intergrity of Twilight? Geeze..and I don't want a doll, I want the real thing! LMAO God help us all!



    32. 132

      What happen to his sex hair, his hair here looks too much like KEN (the barbie doll one) But other than that It should a big $$$ maker.



    33. 133

      DAMN, SANTA'S GONNA GET ME ONE OF THOSE FASHO!!!!!!!!!



    34. 134

      I WILL SO BE BUYING THAT DOLL!
      AND A BELLA, ALICA, JACOB, & CARLILSE DOLL!



    35. 135

      Finally! My dream come true :) ))



    36. 136

      I definitely need to buy this! My only problem: where to put it?



    37. 137

      I cant wait till they come out



    38. 138

      If only it came lifesize, what would I do…



    39. 139

      i want the real thing;)



    40. 140

      omg that looks nothing the freak like him!!!



    41. 141

      Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated
      Hi letty, what are we suppose to do with it? Stick it up our asses?



    42. 142

      i want one!!!!!1
      Also one of Emm :) )
      lol



    43. 143

      my bday present right therr



    44. 144

      this isn't the same doll that you can already get at FYE stores.



    45. 145

      i want that!
      it looks so like robert!



    46. 146

      I want to do things to this man so sexual they should be illegal….



    47. 147

      Hahahahaaaaa!! i'm dying; poor Rob! I like how its hand is gently grazing its pants pocket ahahaha



    48. 148

      OMG AND THAT PEACOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    49. 149

      OMRP A ROBERT PATTINSON DOLL I NEED MUST HAVE IT!!!!!!! BEST INVENTION EVER!!!



    50. 150

      Look, I am extremely obsessed with everything Pattinson, but this doll is cheesy.



    51. 151

      I might Lust Robert Pattinson and even I think this is a little creepy



    52. 152

      I Call Dibbs On One!



    53. 153

      there selling it at FYE!



    54. 154

      I'd rather the real thing:)

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