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No One Wants Bronx Mowgli

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According to reports, none of the celeb magazines are interesting in buying the photos of Asslee Simpson and Pete Went's new baby, Bronx Mowgli.

Poppa Joe is said to be demanding too much money!

They've shopped their offers around to every celebrity magazine, but the mags ain't biting.

No one wants to force them on people at checkout lanes because Asslee and Pete covers don't sell well, one magazine insider reveals.

A rep for the pair, of course, denied it.

[Image via WENN.]

73 comments to “No One Wants Bronx Mowgli”



  1. 1

    WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SEE THIS FUG, BLOATED SKANK AND HER GAY HUSBAND!
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    POOR MOWGLI…HE'S FUCKED!



  2. 2

    OH BULLSHIT!



  3. 3

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – i'm glad i won't have to put a face to the name anytime soon…….poor child



  4. 4

    I FEEL SORRY FOR BRONX MOWGLI FOR HAVING THOSE RETARDS AS PARENTS!!!!!



  5. 5

    And since it's a boy, Poppa Joe can't get it some fake tits and whore it out.



  6. 6

    Poor thing with that horrendous name and the parents he has FORGET about it!!!



  7. 7

    People should gladly show off photos

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    Thank goodness. The Simpsons and the Spears should go away. But it's sad that the mags made money for the kid of that little teenage whore Jamie Lyn Spears.



  9. 9

    poor kid



  10. 10

    Papa Joe is trying to pimp his grand baby now? White trash at it's finest and I should know about white trash!!



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  12. 12

    wow.
    that is one unflattering photo!



  13. 13

    I don't care so of course I wouldn't pay money to look at their baby. I mean, who really cares???



  14. 14

    Who knew she would blow up like her sister. God, she's ugly.



  15. 15

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    Milky,mooooooooooooo !
    Yes, I saw those haters CrazyDude and JokerBaby.
    I guess I am not their type.
    I am used to it. No one likes tiny sweet blue-eyed slender blonds like me.
    Oh well.



  16. 16

    I'm curious what the baby looks like. I'd probably buy the magazine anyways, whether they were in it or not.



  17. 17

    haha lol



  18. 18

    That kid is gonna need alot of therapy because of the name his fucked up parents gave him…..poor kid



  19. 19

    Pregnancy does not look good on her. There is no post baby glow, not everyone is that lucky :(



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  21. 21

    WHO CARES!



  22. 22

    HOLY SHIT SHE LOOKS FUCKING FAT!



  23. 23

    Re: orchidgirl – Yes we do, her name is Alice!



  24. 24

    ha ha.



  25. 25

    NEXT!
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    WATCH THE OBAMA PRESS CONFERENCE….HE'S NOT VERY SMOOTH….SOUNDS NERVOUS LOL
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    TOO BAD, HE'S HOT CRAZY IN THE SACK!….RIGHT LETTY? HAHAHAHA ;)



  26. 26

    The Simpson family tries WAY too hard.



  27. 27

    Perez Hates Me ^^



  28. 28

    why don't the mags just get a babies body and use Rumer Willis chin or Asslee's old nose for it's head?



  29. 29

    No one is gonna pay money for these photos because it's not like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitts new babies… not a lot of people like Ashlee and Pete. I think it's hilarious no one cares as much as they thought we would haha



  30. 30

    CAYLEE ANTHONY HAS BEEN FOUND
    ON CHICKASAW TRAIL, RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM THE
    ANTHONY'S HOME.
    THIS IS GREAT, COZ NOW THAT KID KILLER WILL GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
    I'D KILL HER MYSELF IF SHE WASN'T IN JAIL. THAT FUCKING BITCH.



  31. 31

    why they nee to sell their baby pics from magazines.they should protect them .they no need to show him already.he is so petit



  32. 32

    Re: JokerBaby – WHERE DID YOU SEE THE ANTHONY INFO?
    I CHECKED SOME NEWS SITES AND I DIDN'T SEE ANYYTHING…HELP!
    :smile:



  33. 33

    Re: JokerBaby – #30..has is been confirmed???



  34. 34

    They are both such f*cking posers who would want to see their kids they are nobodies in Hollywood!What kind of a f*cked up name is Bronx Mowgli??They were trying too hard for attention…NObody wants to see Asslee or Pete's kid or them they need to go away!



  35. 35

    Who the fuck wants to see that baby, it looks like a bird turd with hair. No thanks, I take cuter shits.



  36. 36

    Joe Simpson is one SICK man. He is nothing but a freaking PIMP wanna be.
    White trash ghetto man.
    GO away NOW



  37. 37

    Instead of milking your grandson to the press, why don't you try being a grandfather first.



  38. 38

    I just read something about Pete admitting to kissing men and being bisexual if not gay. Whats the dealio?



  39. 39

    Re: JokerBaby – NEVERMIND JUST SAW IT ON TV AFTER THE PRESS CONFERENCE!
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    MUCH MONKEY LOVE YOUR WAY FOR THE HEADS UP!



  40. 40

    Re: orchidgirl – Don't worry. I'd do you;)



  41. 41

    both his daughters careers are sooooo over….and almost at the same time….strange….
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    i think im the only one who liked her album Bittersweet World….because it bombed sooooo hardcore….



  42. 42

    how fucking greedy. nobody really gives a shit about them anyway.



  43. 43

    that's sad they would whore their baby out like that



  44. 44

    PAPA JOE NEEDS TO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR BREAKING UP THE MARRIAGE OF MY FRIEND NICK LACHEY!
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    I DON'T SEE WHY PETE WENTZ COVERS DON'T SELL WELL. I THINK HE'S CUTE….IN A DIFFERENT WAY. SOMETHING ABOUT HIS HAIR AND FACE IS SO UNIQUE.



  45. 45

    Ashlee looked so gross at the Fall Out Boy show and I bet this kid is ass looking with a gross jaw line and big forehead!



  46. 46

    Fugly kid, fugly parents, fugly name. 'Nuff said.



  47. 47

    Haha that sucks! i dont want to see her kids anyway.



  48. 48

    I can't wait to see there baby. Yeah, they are both douches but they're rich and good looking. Who doesn't love babies though?



  49. 49

    I BELIEVE IT!

    They are Z listers .. who do they think they are demanding a lot of money? PUHHH LEAZZZZ



  50. 50

    who the fuck names their child Bronx Mowgli!!!!!!



  51. 51

    Ha! Ha! I'm sure that name isn't helping!



  52. 52

    Why is pappa Joe getting a say in the money?!
    Pete and Ashlee should be able to decide how much they want them to sell for.
    It is their baby afterall.
    And you just know pappa Joe is demanding a ridiculous amount of money.



  53. 53

    you know it's pappa joe because if it was pete, he'd probably just post it on his blog or something. or give the profits to invisible children.



  54. 54

    She def looked better before she gave birth…I usually thought the weight gain happened before labor. Oh well, shes just human, unless you can afford mommy tucks, that's what most of us will look like after pregnancy.



  55. 55

    thats because she is a lip synching fucking nobody



  56. 56

    I WANNA SEE MOWGLI



  57. 57

    Your 15 Minutes of Lip Syncing Fame are up!
    Go the eff away and take your Pimp Father and Fake Phoney Sister with you!



  58. 58

    This story is bullshit. When she was still pregnant, Pete commented in an interview that they think it's gross to sell baby pictures.



  59. 59

    Good, hopefully this stupid trend goes away.



  60. 60

    I CANT BELIEVE IT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR EVER TO SEE THE BABY FOREVER THAT HAS TO BE BS!



  61. 61

    That is the stupidest name I've ever heard. I'm from the Bronx, and I bet Asslee and Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater have never even been here. LAME.



  62. 62

    And after her last extremely fat pics i don't think mags are that crazy about her or her hubby anyways… she needs to quit for good, she can't sing and she gave us good prove on that one… vanish girl!



  63. 63

    That because everyone knows Trashlee is a bitch. :D



  64. 64

    Her fatehr should sell it to Jet, EBONY or VIBE magazine…CHA CINGGGG!!!!!



  65. 65

    looks like cum on her face, lol. Well done Perez!!!



  66. 66

    That photo is terrible, she looks so sad and way too pale. I guess the pressures of having a new baby is taking it's toll. Honestly, who cares about exploiting their child to the press anyway…? It's horrid. Leave them alone!



  67. 67

    Re: urdumb – Asslee also said she never had plastic surgery. Don't be so stupid.



  68. 68

    The name of the child is really awful. It's cruel really, all the ridicule and teasing the kid will get….



  69. 69

    so do they call it Bro of Mow for short?



  70. 70

    LOL.
    I still want to see some photos of that baby.



  71. 71

    aww i love ashlee and pete.



  72. 72

    They should just sell a photo of Fall Out Boy with the baby. That's the only way anyone wants to buy it.



  73. 73

    Too fucking bad! I can't stand Asslee Simpson anyway.