Tom Cruise Stalker Ordered to Stay Away
Filed under: Tom Cruise > Legal Matters
A troubled Iraq war veteran named Edward Van Tassel, who's showed up at Tom Cruise's house three times, has been ordered by a judge to stay away from the actor.
Van Tassel's lawyer said, "He is not there to stalk Mr. Cruise as some sort of fan-obsessed person. He wants to enlist him in his mission to get appropriate remedies for soldiers of the Iraq War."
Uhmmm? Why not stalk ask the President or the Governator instead????
Last month, the war veteran waved a gun and an American flag on a Highway 101 overpass in the Santa Barbara area and stopped traffic for hours.
This vet is obviously suffering from something pretty major!
Mentally effed from all the crazy shiz he saw in Iraq???
We hope he gets the help he needs.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: December 11, 2008 at 4:30 pm
shit, guess I'll have to find someone new to stalk…
alice, are you there….
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PSYCHO QUEERBOY TOMMY GIRL SHOULD BE ORDERED TO STAY AWAY
FROM HIS WIFE AND SO-CALLED DAUGHTER!!!
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he needs to die!
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MAYBE THE GENTLEMAN IS JUST IN NEED OF AN INSATIABLE POWER BOTTOM!
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who would EVER stalk him????
he's a washed-up, wanna-be asshole.
katie would be better off without him.
tom cruise = weirdo
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ARE THERE ANY DOUBTS THAT LG IS INDEED BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER???
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is that suri he's carrying?! lol
I just gave O.J. a Flithy Sanchez.
Scary, keep holding that baby!
"ALL" STALKERS NEED TO LEAVE PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE!
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OFFICIAL MESSAGE TO MY STALKER: 1ST AND LAST NOTICE!
"STAY AWAY FROM HOT MONKEY'S NAME AND AVATAR!"
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I WILL SEEK LEGAL ACTION! ISP NUMBER ANYONE…..WATCH IT!
7 NONE!
Well Cruise does claim that $cientology can heal physical ailments…..
VAN TASSLE IS OBVIOUSLY ONE OF MANY MANY TOPS (A CONSTANT AND INSISTANT BOTTOM LIKE TOMMY REQUIRES A GOOD MANY TOPS YOU KNOW) THAT HAVE PASSED THROUGH SCIENTOLOTURD TOMMY'S LIFE. HE JUST REFUSES TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT AND TOMMY IS OBVIOUSLY NERVEOUS ENOUGH ABOUT IT TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER. THE WHOLE IRAQ BUSINESS IS CLEARLY A SMOKE SCREEN FOR PUBLICITY PURPOSES.
So sad…
Re: SWEETPIECE! – HOW MANY MONTHS ARE YOU? I NEED GIFT IDEAS PLEASE…
LG - right you are!
i haven't said hello in ages….so, HELLO!
Re: harrybalsac – Wipe that shit off your face!
This is old news.Read it 2 days ago.
Good one LG! Fists in the ass for him and the whole fuckin' cult! Later bitches!
Tom Cruise stalks me!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – don't hurt me, please, unless I use the safe word, then have at it…
I thought someone was stalking me, sadly, I was wrong… guess I'm not that popular…
Harry - will you stalk me? I'll pay you!
CRAZY, PSYCHOTIC PEOPLE!
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THIS THREAD WAS MADE FOR LG, BIYATCHES!!!
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later on BBD
Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – LOL SERIOUSLY THOUGH I LEFT AND CAME BACK A FEW MINUTES AGO AND MY NEW AVIE AND NAME (BUT THIS ONE HAD …) WERE HIJACKED ON THE USHER POST!
Re: Big Black Dick – LEAVE ME THE HAT!
No worries for Tommy Boy…..his 'wife' K-a-t-e could probably beat the crap out of the stalker since she's more of a man than Tommy can ever hope to be! Run for your lives Katie and Suri! Run!!! Hey, maybe the stalker can help set you free!!
I was stuck in that traffic and i was 3 hours late to work!
Re: The Radical Queen – #14.
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DARLING, CLEARLY THIS WHOLE THING IS SOME WAR-THEMED PORN FANTASY OF QUEER-TOMMY'S, GIVING AN ALL NEW MEANING TO "LOCKED AND LOADED!"
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Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – #17.
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KISSES MILKY, YOU DARLING!
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WAZZUP SWEET?
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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Honey, sad to say, I lost BBD's child. He is so heartless. But it sounds like Harry's wanting some rebound action.
You know me, only happy to help!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – bastidges!
what's the point of all that?
when the day comes that a person with a pink wig on gets their avatar hijacked, we might be seeing the end of civilization as we know it…
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – 11.
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YOU GO, HOT MONKEY!!!
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Re: SWEETPIECE! – he likes the pooper sex, be careful!
I know Rosie
is upset since her variety
show tanked but she
needs to keep her
distance from
Tom Cruise!!!
he's stalking the cruisinator because celebs can get attention for things that gov officals can't or won't. These guys coming back need some serious help, they've seen unGodly sights
And i hope you Piggy get all the help you need!
Re: RashManly – RASH DAHHHLING….YOU'RE SO RIGHT…ROSIE NEEDS TO DISTANCE HERSELF FROM THIS TOTAL SCIENTOLOTURD. EVEN THOUGH THE PRESS IS BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO HELP RESCUE TOMMY'S CAREER….THE PUBLIC HAS SEEM HIM FOR THE COMPLETE JUDGEMENTAL IDIOT THAT HE IS, AND NO AMMOUNT OF PUBLICITY WILL RESURRECT HIS POPULARITY. "VALKERIE" WILL SURELY FLOP LIKE A SALMON ON A RIVER BANK, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, TOMMYTURD "THE ULTRA BOTTOM" WILL BE MAKING STRAIGHT (HA HAHA…STRAIGHT…WHAT A LAUGH) TO DVD FILMS.
LEONA DAHHHLING….I KNEW I'D FIND YOU DISSING TOMMYTURD. DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT WHILE HE WAS FILMING HIS NEW MOVIE IN BERLIN, HIS PRODUCTION COMPANY WANTED TO RENT MY MANSION'S BOAT DOCK ON THE WANSEE FOR A FEW SCENES ? WELL I TOLD THEM I'D ALLOW IT, AND THEY WOULDN'T NEED TO PAY ME ANY MONEY…ALL I WANTED WAS A LOOK AT TOMMY'S VAST COLLECTION OT MOTORIZED DILDOS, AND TO BE ALLOWED TO PICK ONE AS A KEEPSAKE. OF COURSE WHEN THEY REALIZED I WASN'T KIDDING, I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM THEM…LEAVING ME TO CONCLUDE THAT TOMMY IS EXTREMELY ATTACHED TO HIS COLLECTION AND WON'T PART WITH A SINGLE ONE OF HIS TREASURED ANALBANGERS.
LG - THANK YOU! IT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE AND ANNOYING OF THEM!
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MUCH MONKEY LOVE!
Re: SWEETPIECE! – LOL
Re: SWEETPIECE! – SORRY TO HERE ABOUT THE BAMBINO!
BBD IS SUCH A DDICK AS HIS NAME IMPLIES!
weird celebrity
weird stalker
"Uhmmm? Why not stalk ask the President or the Governator instead????" Because, Perez, a long, long, long time ago in 1989 when you were just widdle, teeny baby, Tom Cruise played a Vietnam vet activist in a movie called Born On The 4th of July. It was a true story about a real guy who made an actual difference in the world. If you had ANY sense of anything that happened more than a month ago you'd see exactly why a mental patient vet might target Tom Cruise (who used to do good movies BTW).
Re: The Radical Queen – #39.
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BUT DARLING, IF MZ CRUISE GAVE YOU ONE HE'D HAVE TO PART WITH ALL OF THEM–GIVEN THAT HIS CAVERNOUS MANCHUTE HAS GROWN TO
SUCH MONSTROUS PROPORTIONS THAT HE'S HAD HIS IMPRESSIVE COLLECTION STRUNG TOGETHER LIKE ANAL BEADS–OR GERMAN BRATWURST, IN THIS CASE!!!!!
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OH LEONA DAHHHHLING….YOU ARE SUCH A CARD !!!!! BUT HONESTLY DEAR…EVEN THOUGH TOMMYTURD HAS THE MOST STRETCHED OUT "CHUTE" IN TINSELTOWN, SURELY HE CAN'T GET ALL 150,000 OF HIS ANALBANGERS IN HIS BACK DOOR ALL AT ONCE…NOT EVEN WITH QUEEN JOHNNY REVOLTA HELPING HIM PUSH THEM THROUGH.
Not too many years ago, soldiers returning from Iraq would get, like, 15 minutes of psychological counseling…and that was it:(( A disgrace. I have a relative who was in Iraq, so I know. Anyway, stalking Tom who always seems so open with his fanz??
he's so glib hahaha — seriously though, he's probably the dumbest "know it all" celeb out of the bunch.
My mom worked with that crazy guy lol, she couldnt believe it when she saw him on the news. she said he seemed normal.. alittle weird but normal. That whole thing was madness
Re: The Radical Queen – #46,
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PERHAPS LG DIDN'T MAKE HERSELF CLEAR…DAHHHLLLLIIINNNGGG!
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BUT LG HARDLY BELIEVES SHE STATED MZ CRUISE GOT THEM ALL
IN HIS MAN-HOLE AT THE SAME TIME! HOWEVER HE AND MZ REVOLTA TOGETHER ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE OF SUCH A FEAT, AS THEY BACK UP FROM 100 YDS AWAY UNTIL THEIR HAIRY GLUTES FINALLY MEET, FULL AND BULGING LIKE A GORGED ANACONDA!!!
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I see Tom has taken up the nursing.
It's good too, cause she could pass the herpes on to that frozen embryo, alien ,clone child!
As we all know, aliens will die if they are passed a human virius.
LEONA DAHHHHLING…MY APOLOGIES IF I MISUNDERSTOOD YOU…. BUT I MUST TELL YOU DEAR….I'M JUST NOW PICKING MYSELF UP OFF THE FLOOR HAVING FALLEN UPON IT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THE IMAGE OF JOHNNY AND TOMMY YOU PRESENTED.
I guess if you promise that the cult can help everyone….you should probably help the ONE person that is asking for it!
Re: The Radical Queen – #52,
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WELL DEARITY, PERHAPS LG WAS A BIT VAGUE IN RETROSPECT.
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HOWEVER LG IS JUST SO THRILLED TO HAVE BROUGHT LEVITY TO HER DEAR
SISTER, THE DIVINE, IRREPRESSIBLE, EXCEEDINGLY FASHIONABLE, FIERCELY ATTIRED, WHOSE STRAITS ARE NEVER TO BE DIRE–
RADICAL QUEEN!!!
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Fuck I wish someone would SHOOT tommy boy, he is the biggest fuckwit on earth! I notice he got a nod for a golden globe, he must have bought that because everyone fucking hates the prick!!
Re: miss laurie heart – #53.
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DARLING LG JUST ADORES YOUR TIFFANY BLUE AVATAR!!!
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Tom looks like he has down syndrome in this pick, and who cuts there hair like this when your 46 yrs old?
Poor guy, he needs help. War is fucked up. You can't have wars without lives being finished and torn apart.
why shouldnt the poor man try and get tom to help him what use is tom who is he helping anyone ???? FACT WHAT USE ARE ALL THE RICH CELEBS NOT really helping anyone just sucking the resources of the world and replacing it with a big pile of turd IM SICK OF SEEING KATIE WITH HER HEAD DOWN LEAD AROUND nicole used to do the same thing…STAND TALL KATIE
LG -
i must call you on #53
that is not true tiffany blue….
maybe our screens are different…….
#53 is a crying tiffany blue……and yelping, and screeeching……
So, so sick of this freak and his beard…
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – #60.
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YOU PASSED THE TEST, DEAR!
CONGRATULATIONS, MILKY DARLING!!!
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SEE YOU ON 5TH NEXT WEEK AT THE METROPOLITAN???
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fREAKS! Im soo sick of Katie walking around like a loone with her head down or like she is a wacked out scientologist experiment! Her hair is fucked up, her no fashion let me look as plain, pathetic and ugly fashion style is really making me nauseated. WTF is wrong with some celebs. Look presentable damn. I am soooo sick of seeing this bitch always moping around instead of being happy and thankful for all she has. Just stay in the house mrs. cruise we sick of your moping ass already. Get a sweet beautiful nanny to go out doors with suri in your place and do us all a favor. Every time I get stuck with seeing one of "whoas me kill me now Katie" pics, a rush of depression overwhelms me. Get some fucking help Katie damn! Helpless *un of a robot!
Thats the REAL SURI he is carrying.
GUESS WHAT LADIES? IF I HAD A GUN TO WAIVE AT TOM CRUISE….I'D SAY GET YOU MOTHERFUCKING CLOTHES OFF….STRIP DOWN TO YOUR TIGHTIE WHITIES….AND DANCE FOR ME YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!
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JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE PHONE….AND LET ME PROP THAT TIGHT ROUND ASS UP ON THE STEREO!!!!! OMG…YOU YOUNGIN'S DON'T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING STEREO IS DO YOU YOU STUPID LITTLE POP BUBBLEGUM MUSIC LISTENING FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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HEY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLA AT A HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waving the gun in public, yes, very troubled man but that pales in comparison to the truly psychotic state this man but be delving as to choose Tom Cruise to stalk. Think about it…
OMG!! Kate may soon be outta the picture because it looks like he's practicing on a doll how to eventually breast feed little Suri!
Seriously, why in God's name would anyone want to stalk him. He's a has-been trying to get back in the arena.
And to Mr. Cruise, I say: Just because you received a nod from the Golden Globes, bud, don't think we're going to like you any better. That was a sympathy nod. You should stop wasting your money on all the promotional crap you're hammering out, and save it. You're going to need it.
Oh, and one more thing. Just because Oprah gave you a timeslot on her show to mention your romp on the sofa, doesn't mean squat to us either. We like Oprah–it's you we don't.
Furthermore, it wasn't the jumping up and down on the sofa that did you in–it was your aggressive smartass attitude with Matt Lauer-Mr. Thinks He Knows It All. I don't have a problem with anyone's religion, but try to cram it down my throat, and you're history. That's what people remember. It's a shame you still don't get it!