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Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!

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Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!
that elf hat suits you
love the ears!!
Too Funny =)
Happy Holidays to you as well!!
Snortin' fairy dust again I see.
Nice
AHHHHHHH! YOU ASS CRACK! THAT'S SOME SCARY SHIT, I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FUCKER!
Re: harrybalsac – MORNING!
LMAO I LOVE IT! Merry Christmas, Perez!
this is a little scaryy…
Cute fukin elf. Let's go play in the attic, elfie☻
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated –
Morning letty. Give me some snow. I want to play. I haven't seen it since I was 4.☻
YOU MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FLAMING HOMO.
ewwwww!!!!! santa's little helper is kinda freaking me out this early in the morning!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Re: SheriMoonZombie – Re: harrybalsac – Re: mamajud – Morning, kids!
Re: mollymouse – what about a feliz navidad for your latin peeps…guess you forgot
Re: SheriMoonZombie – YOU CAN HAVE ALL OUR SNOW! I HATE IT NOW!!!!!!!
baaa humbug!!!!
I'll shoot your eye out bitches……….you've hit some kind of milestone…..you are among the unreplyables………*wootwoot
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man,
You're an UGLIER illustration! LOL!!
You look like a gay vampire!!!
YIKES!! THAT IS THE LAST PICTURE I WANT TO SEE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!
Looks like David Archuleta.
IS THIS YOUR XMAS CARD? TEE HEE. YOU SHOULD HAVE TEDDY ON IT WITH REINDEER ANTLERS.
W0W - this drawing really emphasizes that your mouth has similarities to children born with downs syndrome. I always knew that you had some type of mental retardation, but I couldn't put my finger on it before. Usually this condition is much more extreme. It makes sense considering that your mother was over 30 years old when she had you, and in the 70's, there was much less research and technology on this condition. Still pitiful.
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Re: mamajud – I thought P reserved that honor for BBD! *high five*
at least the drawing is true to life. you're still FAT!
It's, "MERRY CHRISTMAS" FUCKTARD!
You look like the gay version of Gacy in that picture. Happy Holidays to you too, ya fuckin douchclog.
Re: Pig_Nasty – lol!!!
Excuse me, but I believe the phrase you are referring to is
merry CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
FINALLY!! an pic of u that's NOT photoshopped!! lol
a*
Yikes Perez…stick to photos, I dunno who draws /illustrates you from time to time…this looks o…k…get Jim Davis to do you! Teddy & Garfield…fun!
Wow the resemblance is amazing… both fatty gay queens… talking about ppl using cartoons cause they can't stand the reality right?
AAAAH! its Xmas, not halloween!
It's PERELF Hilton!!!
A gay man in an elf suit…what a shocker.
MY EYES! (as LettyB would say)
Please don't give me coal!
I don't get it….what is so attractive about this perverted man!!!!! he talks about others being ugly and look at himself!
nasty
YOU HAVE DAVID ARCHULETA TEETH HERE! HAHAHAHA!!
you too !! i really hope xmas is going to be nice.
Is this supposed to be you? Lol cute!
EWWW You fucking wasteman.
Happy Holidays may all your wishes come true!
And, feliz navidad
feliz navidad too!
BOOM!
That snowflake looks like a zit with legs
are you trying to make us make fun of you??! seriously! i'm going to have nightmares tonight!!!!
Woah, gayface much? I hate you.
ENJOY YOUR GINGIVITIS!
its not Christmas yet…
But happy holidays to you too AND TO EVERYONE!
u look ugly as fuck
almost edward cullern-like lol
So Sick, So Sad. So Scary.
Happy Holidays? More like Nightmare before Christmas
Re: LoveTheGossipGirlGuys –
please do not insult edward like that!
Aw Perez, you squigey.