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Completely Gratuitous

Filed under: Personally Perez

Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!
Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!! Happy Holidays!!!

Posted: December 12, 2008 at 9:00 am

60 comments to “Completely Gratuitous”

mamajud says – reply to this

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that elf hat suits you
007mommy says – reply to this

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love the ears!!
j9bean says – reply to this

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Too Funny =)
Happy Holidays to you as well!!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Snortin' fairy dust again I see.
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Nice
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHH! YOU ASS CRACK! THAT'S SOME SCARY SHIT, I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FUCKER!
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – MORNING!
Kerrs says – reply to this

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LMAO I LOVE IT! Merry Christmas, Perez!
nich0le x0 says – reply to this

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this is a little scaryy…
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Cute fukin elf. Let's go play in the attic, elfie☻
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated –
Morning letty. Give me some snow. I want to play. I haven't seen it since I was 4.☻
I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this

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YOU MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FLAMING HOMO.
mollymouse says – reply to this

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ewwwww!!!!! santa's little helper is kinda freaking me out this early in the morning!
I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Re: SheriMoonZombie – Re: harrybalsac – Re: mamajud – Morning, kids!
mollymouse says – reply to this

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Re: mollymouse – what about a feliz navidad for your latin peeps…guess you forgot
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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Re: SheriMoonZombie – YOU CAN HAVE ALL OUR SNOW! I HATE IT NOW!!!!!!!
LaDiva is feeling bloodthirsty says – reply to this

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baaa humbug!!!!
mamajud says – reply to this

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I'll shoot your eye out bitches……….you've hit some kind of milestone…..you are among the unreplyables………*wootwoot
GossipBoy says – reply to this

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fire says – reply to this

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Man,

You're an UGLIER illustration! LOL!!
Perez Blows Goats says – reply to this

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You look like a gay vampire!!!
THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this

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YIKES!! THAT IS THE LAST PICTURE I WANT TO SEE! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL!
MikeDGee says – reply to this

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Looks like David Archuleta.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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IS THIS YOUR XMAS CARD? TEE HEE. YOU SHOULD HAVE TEDDY ON IT WITH REINDEER ANTLERS.
Pig_Nasty says – reply to this

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W0W - this drawing really emphasizes that your mouth has similarities to children born with downs syndrome. I always knew that you had some type of mental retardation, but I couldn't put my finger on it before. Usually this condition is much more extreme. It makes sense considering that your mother was over 30 years old when she had you, and in the 70's, there was much less research and technology on this condition. Still pitiful.
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I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud – I thought P reserved that honor for BBD! *high five*
Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada says – reply to this

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at least the drawing is true to life. you're still FAT!
misopretty says – reply to this

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It's, "MERRY CHRISTMAS" FUCKTARD!
The Mary. says – reply to this

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You look like the gay version of Gacy in that picture. Happy Holidays to you too, ya fuckin douchclog.
The Mary. says – reply to this

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Re: Pig_Nasty – lol!!!
Kellverrr says – reply to this

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Excuse me, but I believe the phrase you are referring to is
merry CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
poof! says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
pretty_licious says – reply to this

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FINALLY!! an pic of u that's NOT photoshopped!! lol
pretty_licious says – reply to this

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a*
Sharon Mirrors says – reply to this

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Yikes Perez…stick to photos, I dunno who draws /illustrates you from time to time…this looks o…k…get Jim Davis to do you! Teddy & Garfield…fun!
Kate27 says – reply to this

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Wow the resemblance is amazing… both fatty gay queens… talking about ppl using cartoons cause they can't stand the reality right?
LeRomantique says – reply to this

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AAAAH! its Xmas, not halloween!
dancingbug says – reply to this

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It's PERELF Hilton!!!
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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A gay man in an elf suit…what a shocker.
Sweetpiece is feeling it! says – reply to this

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MY EYES! (as LettyB would say)
Please don't give me coal!
You like my face? says – reply to this

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I don't get it….what is so attractive about this perverted man!!!!! he talks about others being ugly and look at himself!
turtlemachine13 says – reply to this

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nasty
jessymoon says – reply to this

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YOU HAVE DAVID ARCHULETA TEETH HERE! HAHAHAHA!!
SuusxLoves says – reply to this

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you too !! i really hope xmas is going to be nice.
Cat1220 says – reply to this

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Is this supposed to be you? Lol cute!
Wasteman says – reply to this

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EWWW You fucking wasteman.
sheba08 says – reply to this

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Happy Holidays may all your wishes come true!
sheba08 says – reply to this

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And, feliz navidad

feliz navidad too!
CookieCUTTA says – reply to this

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BOOM!
Auntee Flow says – reply to this

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That snowflake looks like a zit with legs
NickJonasIsMyMan says – reply to this

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are you trying to make us make fun of you??! seriously! i'm going to have nightmares tonight!!!!
brkadm20 says – reply to this

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Woah, gayface much? I hate you.
Nonymouse says – reply to this

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ENJOY YOUR GINGIVITIS!
tallchick says – reply to this

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its not Christmas yet…
But happy holidays to you too AND TO EVERYONE!
negrita says – reply to this

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u look ugly as fuck
LoveTheGossipGirlGuys says – reply to this

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almost edward cullern-like lol
Novel1 says – reply to this

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So Sick, So Sad. So Scary.
nikkirebel says – reply to this

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Happy Holidays? More like Nightmare before Christmas
THE JOKER says – reply to this

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Re: LoveTheGossipGirlGuys –
please do not insult edward like that!
AmeliaC says – reply to this

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Aw Perez, you squigey.