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David Hasselhoff visited Santa's Grotto at The Grove in Los Angeles on Thursday.

All that The Hoff wants for Christmas is __________.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: December 12, 2008 at 3:30 pm

96 comments to “Fill in the Blank”

Sweetpiece is feeling it! says – reply to this

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Those big things on a stick shoved up his ass? And pulled out one by one!
Sweetpiece is feeling it! says – reply to this

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OH, I'm sorry!
So bitter today!
All he wants is a job.
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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TO KICK PEREZ FAT FLAMING HOMO ASS!
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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vodka
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Why is that rat bastard wearing bdu's? Not cool Hasselhoof. And yes, the "hoof" is on purpose for you spelling nazi's.
NerdAlert says – reply to this

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a cheeseburger!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – STOP THROWIN' ICE AT MY HEAD!
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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is to appear on PH so he can get shit thrown at him!
jjrock says – reply to this

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All he wants is someone to give a shit about what he's doing.
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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PEREZ GO FUCK A REINDEER!
KiNZ... says – reply to this

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A hamburger
poof! says – reply to this

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a good old fuck.i woulda want good holiday sex.
I<3MyPom says – reply to this

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a new jacket, that one is HIDEOUS!!
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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A BEER IV?
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the last star says – reply to this

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Boring
eat me,drink me says – reply to this

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a career……ps men and women earn the right to wear that uniform, I hate it when assholes think it's just a piece of clothing like this moron.
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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#1 (OF COURSE! IN LG'S BOOK, TOO!)
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SWEETPIECE AND LG CAN DISAGREE, BIYATCHES AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP
ONLY STRENGTHENS!!!
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IT'S CALLED MATURITY DARLINGS!!!
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Sweetpiece is feeling it! says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – Say your sorry!
mamajud says – reply to this

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holy gumdrops!
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO SEE PEREZ GET HIS ASS KICKED BY SANTA'S ELVES!!!!!!!!!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – you never answered my question.
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – 10.
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THAT WAS FABULOUS LETTY!
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LG LUVS LETTYB TOO!!!
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LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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LeOna'$ Gho$t THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD WANT! LOL!
sheba08 says – reply to this

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A stiff drink!
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – 5.
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OH I LOVE THAT ALICE…SWEET ALICE!!!
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HOW ABOUT HASSELDOUCHE???
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LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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LG USED TO GET WET
"DOWN THERE" WHEN
HASSELPRICK WAS ON
"YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS"
AS "SNAPPER" WHEN HE'D
GO SHIRTLESS!!!
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NOW LG JUST GETS WAY ILL!
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mamajud says – reply to this

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someone mention vodka?
sheba08 says – reply to this

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Hi, LG, Harry, Sweetpiece and all! WE all need something some of the time.
LG, how has it been for you today? XO!
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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WHAT A FUN THREAD!
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LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: sheba08 – 28.
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LG CAN'T COMPLAIN DEAR, NOT AT ALL!!!
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joeyjojo says – reply to this

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a life.
soyah90 says – reply to this

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why is he wearing us army bdu's if he is german? fuck hasselhoe
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – lol….
Paulatina says – reply to this

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A six pack of beer??
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud – 27.
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HELLO mamajud DARLING!!!
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the last star says – reply to this

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He should have given that cheeseburger to Jennifer Conelly.
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: Paulatina – 34.
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YEAH, FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: sheba08 – YO!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – For what? Being a man whore? Baby you knew that on the way in!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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LG- That sounds good!
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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A CARL'S JUNIOR HAMBURGER, A BOTTLE OF VODKA, A VIDEOCAMERA AND A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "DRUNKARD"!
Sweetpiece is feeling it! says – reply to this

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17 oxoxoxoxoxo
Boquita888 says – reply to this

43

His career back?
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – #42.
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OH MY HEAVENS!
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LG HAS NEVER SEEN A CUTER AVATAR!!!
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THERE'S A PET STORE DOWN THE BLOCK FROM LG
AND LG IS TEMPTED TO RUSH RIGHT IN, GET HER A DARLING
NEW FAMILY MEMBER AND NAME IT SWEETPIECE!!!
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NotSoGay says – reply to this

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Another #1 record in Germany and the keys to the beer garden.
Belliehead says – reply to this

46

a cheeseburger
Sweetpiece is feeling it! says – reply to this

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44 THANK YOU HONEY!
skeeterbug13 says – reply to this

48

A cheeseburger!!!
musthavegossip says – reply to this

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a new career?
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: ShakeYourkitty – 4.
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DELICIOUS !!!!
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*pebbles* says – reply to this

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A bottle of whiskey and a hamburger!
*pebbles* says – reply to this

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Re: Big Black Dick – Re: harrybalsac – Are you the same person?
Claireasaurus says – reply to this

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Wendys!
Travi's Girl says – reply to this

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so more plastic surgery his face is starting to slip
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: *pebbles* – 52.
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DEAR WHAT A RUDE QUESTION!!!
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READ YOUR MANUAL!
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Nonymouse says – reply to this

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FOR PEREZ TO PUT HIS PIC UP NEXT TO ZACQUISHA AND SAY THEY ARE SEPARATED BY BIRTH, COS HE LOOKS LIKE HIM IN THIS PIC!
lefty lady says – reply to this

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some bourbon and a burger. and a video camera rolling so he can get another 15 minutes….
Mamonna says – reply to this

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A hamburguer! hahahaha
mamajud says – reply to this

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LeOna'$ Gho$t….#35……….kisses LG…….if all goes well i have a little surprise for you tonite ……..i'll track you down later
Boygeorgeismymom says – reply to this

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a cheeseburger and a floor
Me Alice says – reply to this

61

A hamburger!!!
*pebbles* says – reply to this

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LEONA- I don't think it's rude, They just talk the same way, so I was curious. All the filthy shit I read on here and I'm the one you call out for being rude? Anyway, are you the same person, harry and big?
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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Talent.
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: *pebbles* – 62.
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NEVER HAS LG ENCOUNTERED SUCH A SASSY, RUDE, IMPOLITE AND IMPERTINENT POSTER, WHO CLEARLY CAN NOT CONTROL THEMSELVES FROM DISPLAYING SUCH A SEVERE LACK OF SOCIAL APLOMB AND COMMON ETIQUETTE!!!!!
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SOME LAVA SOAP IN THE MOUTH WOULD HAVE DONE A WORLD OF GOOD
IN YOUR CASE, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER!!!
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LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud – 59.
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OH DEAR, LG IS ON TENDERHOOKS DARLING!!!
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LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: *pebbles* – #62.
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JUST TEASING DEAR!
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DARLING AVATAR, BTW!
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leaveit2beeker says – reply to this

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A string of the anal beads behind him.
Krista66 says – reply to this

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To get his drink on and have a man burger on some random persons floor - yahoo!!!
poshbabygia says – reply to this

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I'm sorry, but he needs to take that jacket off. He's not in the miltary, nor has he ever been. Take that off Hoff!
mamajud says – reply to this

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LeOna'$ Gho$t……………pebbles was my favorite flintstone too……once i get my kiddies to bed i'll get to my project
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: mamajud –
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HEY GIRL! LG WILL CHECK BACK ON THIS THREAD. REVEAL YOUR
PROJECT TO LG HONEY!
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*pebbles* says – reply to this

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LEONA- you must think you are very witty or something. Sassy, yes I am. I just really want to know if Harry and Big are the same person. So I shall wait for his answer. Seriously though, Social aplomb and common etiquitte, that even made me laugh, remembering some of your posts. Anyway, kiss my ass!
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: *pebbles* – 72,
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LET IT GO, DARLING!!!
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AND LG IS JUST OVER THE MOON THAT YOU FIND HER
POSTS SO "MEMORABLE!"
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LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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MY, HASSELDOUCHE HASN'T GOTTEN THIS MUCH ATTENTION SINCE
HE CRAWLED AROUND LIKE A DOG EATING A HAMBURGER OFF THE FLOOR!
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AMO says – reply to this

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Just stop reporting on this loser; thanks.
Pr3ttyPois0n says – reply to this

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To be as famous everywhere else as he was in Germany?
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For someone to actually care what he wants for christmas?
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To have REAL talent for a change.
JellyBongo says – reply to this

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Some beer & a messy cheeseburger!
tishb says – reply to this

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It's DISGUSTING that he is wearing a U.S. Army jacket. He has no right to wear such a thing. AND he didn't even bother to put the patches in the right place. He should be ashamed of himself.
Tommy's Mommy says – reply to this

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…some self-respect!
Electroluxe...... says – reply to this

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A few good men to pinch his nipples pound him in his fanny? Otherwise, what's with the Army jacket old man? Surplus store???

He hasn't had something noteworthy since Knight Rider. even then we had to have the flashin light bar on the car to notice. …

Such a sad epitaph.

CMS
Tehshay says – reply to this

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…a soul
Kellergirl says – reply to this

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A career.
katiestix says – reply to this

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not to get beat up by a bunch of soldiers for wearing an ACU top completely disrespectfully!
GiiLLY says – reply to this

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a life
Mangina says – reply to this

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A career!
possumpossum says – reply to this

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… Attention.
bearcub says – reply to this

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some TALENT, for ANYTHING……
LucyLips says – reply to this

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My Front 2 teeth?
david-0-selznick says – reply to this

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I wanna pop one of those candy things in his asshole.
Master Patrick Berlin says – reply to this

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Perez Hates Me ^^
XjadorevintageO says – reply to this

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a bottle of jack and a cheese burger
LIZzA LOVE! says – reply to this

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a comeback
!QueenBizzatch! says – reply to this

93

a catheter bag.
2201East says – reply to this

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is for Letty B to sit on one of those while he sits on the other.
scots90 says – reply to this

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A Do Over………
JULES82 says – reply to this

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another cheese burger on the floor…^_^