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David Hasselhoff visited Santa's Grotto at The Grove in Los Angeles on Thursday.
All that The Hoff wants for Christmas is __________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
Those big things on a stick shoved up his ass? And pulled out one by one!
OH, I'm sorry!
So bitter today!
All he wants is a job.
TO KICK PEREZ FAT FLAMING HOMO ASS!
vodka
Why is that rat bastard wearing bdu's? Not cool Hasselhoof. And yes, the "hoof" is on purpose for you spelling nazi's.
a cheeseburger!
Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – STOP THROWIN' ICE AT MY HEAD!
is to appear on PH so he can get shit thrown at him!
All he wants is someone to give a shit about what he's doing.
PEREZ GO FUCK A REINDEER!
A hamburger
a good old fuck.i woulda want good holiday sex.
a new jacket, that one is HIDEOUS!!
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A BEER IV?
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Boring
a career……ps men and women earn the right to wear that uniform, I hate it when assholes think it's just a piece of clothing like this moron.
#1 (OF COURSE! IN LG'S BOOK, TOO!)
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SWEETPIECE AND LG CAN DISAGREE, BIYATCHES AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP
ONLY STRENGTHENS!!!
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IT'S CALLED MATURITY DARLINGS!!!
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Re: Big Black Dick – Say your sorry!
holy gumdrops!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO SEE PEREZ GET HIS ASS KICKED BY SANTA'S ELVES!!!!!!!!!
Re: the last star – you never answered my question.
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – 10.
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THAT WAS FABULOUS LETTY!
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LG LUVS LETTYB TOO!!!
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LeOna'$ Gho$t THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD WANT! LOL!
A stiff drink!
Re: _Alice_ – 5.
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OH I LOVE THAT ALICE…SWEET ALICE!!!
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HOW ABOUT HASSELDOUCHE???
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LG USED TO GET WET
"DOWN THERE" WHEN
HASSELPRICK WAS ON
"YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS"
AS "SNAPPER" WHEN HE'D
GO SHIRTLESS!!!
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NOW LG JUST GETS WAY ILL!
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someone mention vodka?
Hi, LG, Harry, Sweetpiece and all! WE all need something some of the time.
LG, how has it been for you today? XO!
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WHAT A FUN THREAD!
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Re: sheba08 – 28.
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LG CAN'T COMPLAIN DEAR, NOT AT ALL!!!
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a life.
why is he wearing us army bdu's if he is german? fuck hasselhoe
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – lol….
A six pack of beer??
Re: mamajud – 27.
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HELLO mamajud DARLING!!!
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He should have given that cheeseburger to Jennifer Conelly.
Re: Paulatina – 34.
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YEAH, FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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Re: sheba08 – YO!
Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – For what? Being a man whore? Baby you knew that on the way in!
LG- That sounds good!
A CARL'S JUNIOR HAMBURGER, A BOTTLE OF VODKA, A VIDEOCAMERA AND A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "DRUNKARD"!
17 oxoxoxoxoxo
His career back?
Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – #42.
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OH MY HEAVENS!
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LG HAS NEVER SEEN A CUTER AVATAR!!!
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THERE'S A PET STORE DOWN THE BLOCK FROM LG
AND LG IS TEMPTED TO RUSH RIGHT IN, GET HER A DARLING
NEW FAMILY MEMBER AND NAME IT SWEETPIECE!!!
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Another #1 record in Germany and the keys to the beer garden.
a cheeseburger
44 THANK YOU HONEY!
A cheeseburger!!!
a new career?
Re: ShakeYourkitty – 4.
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DELICIOUS !!!!
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A bottle of whiskey and a hamburger!
Re: Big Black Dick – Re: harrybalsac – Are you the same person?
Wendys!
so more plastic surgery his face is starting to slip
Re: *pebbles* – 52.
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DEAR WHAT A RUDE QUESTION!!!
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READ YOUR MANUAL!
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FOR PEREZ TO PUT HIS PIC UP NEXT TO ZACQUISHA AND SAY THEY ARE SEPARATED BY BIRTH, COS HE LOOKS LIKE HIM IN THIS PIC!
some bourbon and a burger. and a video camera rolling so he can get another 15 minutes….
A hamburguer! hahahaha
LeOna'$ Gho$t….#35……….kisses LG…….if all goes well i have a little surprise for you tonite
……..i'll track you down later
a cheeseburger and a floor
A hamburger!!!
LEONA- I don't think it's rude, They just talk the same way, so I was curious. All the filthy shit I read on here and I'm the one you call out for being rude? Anyway, are you the same person, harry and big?
Talent.
Re: *pebbles* – 62.
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NEVER HAS LG ENCOUNTERED SUCH A SASSY, RUDE, IMPOLITE AND IMPERTINENT POSTER, WHO CLEARLY CAN NOT CONTROL THEMSELVES FROM DISPLAYING SUCH A SEVERE LACK OF SOCIAL APLOMB AND COMMON ETIQUETTE!!!!!
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SOME LAVA SOAP IN THE MOUTH WOULD HAVE DONE A WORLD OF GOOD
IN YOUR CASE, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE WHIPPERSNAPPER!!!
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Re: mamajud – 59.
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OH DEAR, LG IS ON TENDERHOOKS DARLING!!!
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Re: *pebbles* – #62.
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JUST TEASING DEAR!
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DARLING AVATAR, BTW!
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A string of the anal beads behind him.
To get his drink on and have a man burger on some random persons floor - yahoo!!!
I'm sorry, but he needs to take that jacket off. He's not in the miltary, nor has he ever been. Take that off Hoff!
LeOna'$ Gho$t……………pebbles was my favorite flintstone too……once i get my kiddies to bed i'll get to my project
Re: mamajud –
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HEY GIRL! LG WILL CHECK BACK ON THIS THREAD. REVEAL YOUR
PROJECT TO LG HONEY!
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LEONA- you must think you are very witty or something. Sassy, yes I am. I just really want to know if Harry and Big are the same person. So I shall wait for his answer. Seriously though, Social aplomb and common etiquitte, that even made me laugh, remembering some of your posts. Anyway, kiss my ass!
Re: *pebbles* – 72,
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LET IT GO, DARLING!!!
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AND LG IS JUST OVER THE MOON THAT YOU FIND HER
POSTS SO "MEMORABLE!"
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MY, HASSELDOUCHE HASN'T GOTTEN THIS MUCH ATTENTION SINCE
HE CRAWLED AROUND LIKE A DOG EATING A HAMBURGER OFF THE FLOOR!
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Just stop reporting on this loser; thanks.
To be as famous everywhere else as he was in Germany?
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For someone to actually care what he wants for christmas?
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To have REAL talent for a change.
Some beer & a messy cheeseburger!
It's DISGUSTING that he is wearing a U.S. Army jacket. He has no right to wear such a thing. AND he didn't even bother to put the patches in the right place. He should be ashamed of himself.
…some self-respect!
A few good men to pinch his nipples pound him in his fanny? Otherwise, what's with the Army jacket old man? Surplus store???
He hasn't had something noteworthy since Knight Rider. even then we had to have the flashin light bar on the car to notice. …
Such a sad epitaph.
CMS
…a soul
A career.
not to get beat up by a bunch of soldiers for wearing an ACU top completely disrespectfully!
a life
A career!
… Attention.
some TALENT, for ANYTHING……
My Front 2 teeth?
I wanna pop one of those candy things in his asshole.
Perez Hates Me ^^
a bottle of jack and a cheese burger
a comeback
a catheter bag.
is for Letty B to sit on one of those while he sits on the other.
A Do Over………
another cheese burger on the floor…^_^