How Do We Say This Delicately???

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   LaDiva is feeling bloodthirsty says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Arrgghhh hideous

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   THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I'M SORRY BUT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD THAT WOULD LET THIS GUY CRAWL INTO MY APPLE PIE! HE IS HIT WITH THE UGLY STICK

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   Headless would be better.

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   THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HOLY SHIT! ALL THIS TIME I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO HE REMINDS ME OF……..LURCH FROM THE ADAMS FAMILY……

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   meh, i've had worse.

   Who's in the mood for a reach_around today?

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   you guys are so mean!
   i don't think he's so bad…

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   MORNING PEOPLE!!!!!

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   he PROBABLY should since thats all he's really got going for him right now haha … BUTTERFACE

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   He needs a Gold fist in the ass!

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    PEREZ YOU ARE WORSE LOOKING THAN MICHAEL PHELPS!!!!!
    AT LEAST THE GUY HAS A HOT BODY!!!!!!
    YOU HAVE A HUGE UGLY HEAD, JIGGLY STOMACH AND A FAT ASS!!!!

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    LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AQUA MONKEY MAN! OOOH OOOH SPLASH OOOH OOH SPLASH!

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    The major problem is his teeth…. if he got that fixed he would look less "special"

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    Re: harrybalsac – YOU ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS

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    Now that is a face only a mother could love.

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    LaDiva is feeling bloodthirsty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – lol your right.

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    I don't even think his body is that great. Too fucking skinny. I'm sick of this bitch. Enough already. Just go stick your head in that fugly girlfriends tits and shut the fuck up.

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    LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: reach_around – I AM!

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    ….or better yet, shirt pulled over HIS FACE!

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    LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: SweetPat – MORNING!

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    Re: Big Black Dick – GOOD MORNING BBD!

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    Lurch

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    wow. you are posting ANYTHING just to make a post.

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    Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: SweetPat – you forgot MAN BOOBS! perez has man boobs!

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    …and with a paper bag over his head.

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    poli says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's FUCKING HOT, YOU STUPID HATERS!

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    I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I've always thought he looks special. As in, he only takes of his shiny red helmet for pic ops.

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    I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: SweetPat – Morning sunshine!

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    He's a strange creature

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    grannyho says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    For heavans sake, the man is not movie star gorgeous - so what?!?! You are so fucking shallow people. He's not hideous either. He's a nice looking young man who happens to be making a lot of $$$$$. Probably a lot more than any of you young shits who are knocking him. Grow up and get a life.

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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – I try.

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    OMG…GOOGLE HIM ON THE JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW…THE GREY'S ANATOMY SKETCH. THEY SHOW HIM FROM THE BACK IN A SKIMPY SPEEDO! HE'S GOT THE SWEETEST LITTLE ASS!!!!!!

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    buck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lets get over this dude, he's one ugly sucker….but i guess it doesn't matter to perez…who cares what he looks like when he is face down in a pillow.

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    perez,
    im so tired of your website lately - it seems that its become the place to go to see who pays enough money for you to complement them or not paid enough to get insulted. it used to be juicy and rich! now its simply money laundered opinions, selena gomez, and whoever the friend of the month is.

    thousands have written in telling you what a jerk michael phelps is and you ignore it constantly! he shows up in college towns, parties too hard, and youre busy reporting that hes in las vegas! when weve been him night after night with our own eyes somewhere else. ok, so the man has a private jet, let him live it up in the vegas for a night - but the real story is how he is treating his fans elsewhere! its disgusting how he disregards us all despite the fact that we are the ones who were standing behind him all that time!

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    Can we all say"GOMER PYLE"????…"WELLLLL GOLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!"…

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    Wow!! Imagine if him and Rumor Willis procreated!! Now theres a new sci fi character!

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    This guy is so FUGLY. He looks like he has down syndrome. WTF?

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    TheWench says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Poor kid. But lucky for him, he is a great athlete and is world renowned, so he will have no problem pulling the hotties–unlike many of you here.

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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Yo Boss man!

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    KevinK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "As in, he only takes of his shiny red helmet for pic ops."

    That's "Off"

    When making fun of people's intelligence you should really do a spellcheck.

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    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – HEY GIRL!

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    Re: Big Black Dick – THAT'S BOSS WOMAN, BABY

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    Hubris says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Try and judge people on things they actually have control over…..like body fat percentages (Perez). The guys a freakin phenom. Clearly this board is full of unaccomplished losers who feel their bone structure is an achievement. Reminds me of a guy I know who constantly talks about how he's 6'5" - as if it's an accomplishment. But he only makes $40K a year and drives a 15 year old car so I guess his height is all he's got.

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    ewwwww.
    even his body can't make up for that face.

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    Re: KevinK – haha I love it

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    Ughhhh, paper bag it!

    He is as fucking ugly as they come!

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    J80 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    UBER~UBER HOT BOD!!! Such a pitty his Butt FUG

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    This guy look ROYALLY ABNORMAL

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    Perez Is A Fat Toddler says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He is so ugly. It looks like he could f**k someone with his chin

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    Yesse04 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's UGLY don't know what people find in him. Ew.

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    Re: KevinK – I'll shove my spellchecker up your ass, you big nosed homo. It's called a typo. Get the fuck over it.

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    He is not attractive at all.. wanna post about a hot swimmer.. check out RYAN LOCHTE.. now there is a hottie..

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    Fugly, Fugly and more Fugly

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    If U Seek Amy! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: ifyouseekamy – You stole my screen name!!!

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    Kate27 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    better maybe he can take off his shirt and put a paper bag on his head…

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    Re: jimmyjazz – I agree, his ass is fine and so is the rest of him. This dude is wonderboy and I wonder how the boy performs in the wonderbed. Maybe I would want him in my Chocolate Factory!lheheheheRe: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – Where is the season greetings coming from boss of us all?Re: Big Black Dick – How about a Silver fist. Dang all you think about is fisting! heehe☻

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    Allie615 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He is sooooo much cuter in person. Pictures don't do him justice.

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    a face only a mother could love

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    his face is atrocious!!!

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    LeOna'$ Gho$t back and BETTER than ever says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BUY YOUR OWN TANNING BOOTH YOU UGLY FUCK!
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    LeOna'$ Gho$t back and BETTER than ever says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: kukita – 58.
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    BEST COMMENT DARLING!
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    THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: SheriMoonZombie – JERZEY BABY…..YOU? BTW, I LOVE YOUR AVATAR…..IT'S VERY COLORFUL

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    does anyone else see the resemblance to McLovin?

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    Sarahbidz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    geico caveman

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    Re: tishtastic – I DO, I DO

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    SACHI says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I think you both are fugly ! I would'nt fuck either of you with anyones cock

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    I'd take Mike over any one of the guys trashing him here. If you're reading this Mikey, come show me your back stroke.

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    Fug.

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    Laury says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's got a killer body but the face…ewwww. I can't believe some people actually think he's hot.

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    Jesus! He's so Damn FUGLY!

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    He Is UGLY !!! His face is Nasty .. hot body .. ugly face …

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    He's Fug

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    he was so cute on jay leno the other night
    & love seeing him on guitar hero commercials

    perez you just want him in no clothes & just his signed speedo

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    He might be rich but he is still ugly as fuck

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    As ugly as he is, there is a certain je ne sais quoi about him…

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    GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

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    He reminds of Lurch from the Adams family.

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    It actually hurts my eyes to look at him! no mo please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    He looks like his face was on fire and someone put it out with a 2×4!

    He's "pitch fork ugly"!

    Da truth www.wallycrawler.blogspot.com

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    Sweetpat I would have to say good afternoon! Nice to see you!

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    OMG!!! Geez, give it up on ragging on Michael Phelps' looks. Yeah, he's not a pretty boy like Chace Crawford, Zac Efron, etc. but he is better looking than a lot of men. I would take Michael Phelps over Tom Cruise, fugly Russell Crowe (although I love him as an actor), weasel face Leo DiCaprio, Josh Hartnett, Rob Patinson (Twilight guy whatever his name is), any of the Jonai, etc. Hugh Jackman, Jude Law (back in the day), Gael Garcia Bernal…now they are good looking guys.

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    u guys are so mean he is so sweet thats all that really matters to me anyways

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    His face looks like it was beaten with an "ugly" stick.

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    UGGH, he's a butter face….wait….buthis face!!

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    UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG HE IS FUCKING UGLY!!! AND THAT IS THAT!

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    ewwww…put a bag over his face!

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    im sooo over him. Hes all u hear about in Baltimore. Wow he can swim good, big deal. N yes he is very fugly!

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    yeah he's ugly, so what?

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    I GOT IT!!!!! GOMER PYLE (JIM NEIGHBORS) THAT'S WHO THIS GUY WAS SEPERATED AT BIRTH WITH.

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    I GOT IT!!!!! GOMER PYLE (JIM NABORS) THAT'S WHO THIS GUY WAS SEPERATED AT BIRTH WITH.

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    He would do the signings bottomless if it will bring in more money.

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    he is lucky he can swim like a methed out fish cause he is NOT cute, his smile reminds me of that dude off of Hellraiser, FREAKY

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    That's one stupid ugly freak fish thing from Baltimore. Please go away. Evolve backwards into a fish.

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    I absolutely love his shiteous outfit (he's having a Chico's kinda day!). I'm glad Mama Phelps dressed him for his big book signing. His publicist is working sweatshop hours now, putting the wholesome Michael back out for show - rather than let reality shine through i.e. the fact Michael is ploughing a tramp-stamped drink pourer from Vegas.

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    That's got to be a bad picture. Otherwise, he's aged about 15 years since the olympics.

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    WHO would want to read a book about his life? What is it called, "15 Minutes, Almost over"? The media is so desperate to make celebrities out of Olympic athletes like Shaun White and Michael Phelps, they'll do anything to achieve that goal. The fact is that these people have an EXTREMELY limited shelf life, and simply aren't that interesting.

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    *gag*

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    ok hes not ugly peoplee so shut the fuckk upp. hes gorgeousss and i met him at the book signing and i was firstt onlinee =] and he was soo nicee =] i lovee him

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    This guy fell out of the FUGLY TREE and hit every branch on the way down….and is still falling. This guy needs two bags on his head while having sex……the second one in case the first one breaks. EAUWWWW !!!!!

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     Aquaman is so last summer. It's over.

     Let's see how much he squanders in Vegas before his stripper girlfriend decides to move on. Then, it's back to Maryland and the search for gainful employment. Gotta love those Maryland crabcakes.