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If You Are Easily Offended….

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Goldie Hawn attended the Opening Night Gala of The 5th Annual Dubai International Film Festival on Thursday. At least she's still alive!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: December 12, 2008 at 11:30 am

130 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended….”

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guilty of being white says – reply to this

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Not only are you fucking with our head with the Bride Wars bullshit but now we have to look at the bitches mother? You are fucking wrong Perez…very, very wrong.
ScarletBegonias says – reply to this

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ew
SweetPat says – reply to this

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NICE DENTURE!!!!
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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OMG! Poor Goldy!
Don't smile for the camera anymore honey.
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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OH GO BE A GAY TREE TOPPER SOMEWHERE YOU FUCKING RAT BASTARD PEREZ!
orchidgirl says – reply to this

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I guess this is how her daughter Kate Hudson will look in 20 years…..
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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She doesn't look that bad.
nkkglvn says – reply to this

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its not like she's still 20. ur either talkin about people being old or them getting botox. make up ur mind
innerbeyonce says – reply to this

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shut up. goldie looks fantastic. loves her.
ashbert13 says – reply to this

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Whatever. She's aging naturally. Learn lessons Nicole, it's called being human.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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When did she have a stroke?
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: SweetPat – Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Re: orchidgirl – Evenin'!
Pantalones says – reply to this

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Wowzers.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – And a good evening to you too;)
LaDiva is feeling bloodthirsty says – reply to this

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Arrgghh old ppl on the loose.
Canadian_Chika says – reply to this

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uhm…it could be worse..thats the most positive thing I can think of.
SheriMoonZombie says – reply to this

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Whooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sweetpiece is feeling it! says – reply to this

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I love how the make-up just stops above her boobs.
Silly putty anyone?
LaDiva is feeling bloodthirsty says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Hey alice, now u can see my avarta. Asshole took forever to post it…
tkpualani says – reply to this

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she's always had a funky smile - but that's ok, she's owning it.
Flips11 says – reply to this

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ewww it's right in your face, sedated and scary
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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FUCKER!
horrorshow says – reply to this

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her face looks so horizontal.

THAT RUBBA BAND IS ABOUT TO BREAK, YO!
orchidgirl says – reply to this

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Good evening, Alice ! Good morning, everyone else !
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – HEY SWEETY!
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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Re: orchidgirl – MORNING!
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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COME ON PEOPLE YOU CAN'T TALK BAD ABOUT GOLDIE! SHE'S OLD…BIG DEAL SHE'S A FUNNY GAL! SHE PROBABLY HAS A BETTER BODY THAN SOME POSTERS LOL
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ROCK ON PRIVATE BENJAMIN!
SweetPat says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Evening sweetie!
the last star says – reply to this

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She auditioning for Twilight!!!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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She always makes that face when I put my fist in her ass.
Dana1963 says – reply to this

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I think she looks georgeous!!!!!!
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Re: orchidgirl – How's your butt?
Eleni says – reply to this

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It's not THAT bad if you sonsider her age.
Afed44 says – reply to this

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lol that is pretty bad
I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this

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What's wrong with her? She looks fine. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR FAT ASS IN 25 YEARS, MARIO. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE TEDDY'S ANUS, I BET.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – Morning from the left coast.
the last star says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – I bet you say that to all the zombies.
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: LaDiva is feeling bloodthirsty – I like it. Reminds me of Concrete Blonde. Very goth/romantic.
Afed44 says – reply to this

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btw… she's not aging naturally… unless botox became natural all of the sudden.
I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this

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Re: Afed44 – If that's you in your avatar, she looks much, much better than you, chipmunk!
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: the last star – huh? explain please?
the_doll_88 says – reply to this

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looks like she got into a fight with a bottle of spray tan and it spilled on her boobs… does anyone else see that?
LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated says – reply to this

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CHANGE THE FUCKING POST!
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – ZEXY!
BILLIELIPS IN THE JUNGLE!! says – reply to this

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this is not a bad picture!?
TheWench says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – #7. I agree, she doesn't look bad at all for her age.
Seduce says – reply to this

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Is this a revival of her role in Death Becomes Her?
Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this

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RED RYDER AKA VINCE - I AGREE!
andydo says – reply to this

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Please…she s 63….she looks damn good for 63. I never understood people making fun of older people…we ALL get there someday.
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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whoa…her face looks saggy
LaDiva is feeling bloodthirsty says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ – I love goth stuff. I'm a true undercover goth. wait til monday. I got a new avartar planned…
_Alice_ says – reply to this

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Re: TheWench – I know. I mean, what exactly is she supposed to look like?
THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this

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LEAVE GOLDIE ALONE! NOT ONLY WAS SHE HOT IN HER DAY BUT SHE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS! I CAN ONLY HOPE TO BE SO CUTE AT HER AGE….
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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YOU COULD ONLY WISH TO LOOK THAT GOOD WHEN YOU REACH HER AGE!!
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU JOGGING SHIRTLESS ON THE BEACH LAST FOURTH OF JULY WITH WASHBOARD ABS?
jewelsinme says – reply to this

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she looks fine! At least she's not botoxed you cant see any wrinkles. She's an older lady now, and I have respect for her.
Terisha says – reply to this

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umm she looks like she should at her age!! i think shes lookin good… maybe caught her at a bad angle and a bad smile.. but i like her shes bangin!
sabizzle says – reply to this

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i dont get it, why would this offend me? i love goldie hawn and think shes an amazing actress, and she looks hawt for her age, so dont be jealous perez
Meerelda says – reply to this

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If I can look half as good at her age I will be a happy woman!
Perez Is A Fat Toddler says – reply to this

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What do you expect her to look like? She is OLD now fatso.
NotSoGay says – reply to this

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WTF? Is her face stuck like that?
Belladonna says – reply to this

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Re: guilty of being white – I agree….This site is getting TOO full of ADS, I had a pop up here, wtf is that….As if Perez does not make enough money, he too is becomming a $ whore…this page SURE has changed over the last year from what it was when it started so long ago…sad
djt78751 says – reply to this

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she looks great for 63. I wonder what Madge will look like in 13 years?
medicallyfucked says – reply to this

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oh my…
suicideblonde says – reply to this

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why does her face look like she had a stroke? one side of her mouth always looks lik it is going to drool. her daughter is fugly too!
poof! says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
firstclasstohell.com says – reply to this

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Whatever. She looks great.
www.firstclasstohell.com
Missy Lissy Fo Fissy says – reply to this

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I personally think she looks better than that HAG Madonna!
Bree-Jay says – reply to this

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She's not that bad! It's a terrible angle.
jmb0419@gmail.com says – reply to this

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Well, she looks better here than she did while golfing over the summer….

Makeup is a good thing, it seems
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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I just jizzed in my pants…..
Kellergirl says – reply to this

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She looks fine to me.
bradeyboy says – reply to this

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i still love her
mimilicious says – reply to this

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beautiful goldie!
Kelsiisawesome says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER.
RockChick711 says – reply to this

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Beautiful
Solaera says – reply to this

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Goldie under If You Are Easily Offended…um no. What was really offensive was that pic of that fat fool Beth Ditto with her orange clown hair and shaved eyebrows that you posted the other day. Jesus.
Mik-Twizler says – reply to this

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I think she looks good for her age.
Pocahontas says – reply to this

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Re: _Alice_ –
I think they want her
to look like the
old Goldie, but her
daughter never looked like
that..
so how could she..
how do I say,
FACELIFT

PEREZ, JASON STACKHOUSE
WITHOUT THE SHIRT
FROM
TRUEBLOOD PLEAZE.
StikkiNikki says – reply to this

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We have all been victim to a not so flattering photo.. Its ok. Goldie is fucking INCREDIBLE! Beautiful and talented.
JokerBaby says – reply to this

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WTF is wrong with her chest and why is she wearing a dress that reveals that nasty shit? Her face 6 months ago was all wrinkly, so I guess she's been to NipTuck, huh? She still looks better than Kate the whore. HAHA
TheWench says – reply to this

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Re: Pocahontas – Mmmmmmm…Jason Stackouse.
wittywise says – reply to this

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All I can say is that for someone a decade older than Madonna… she looks healthier, happier and is certainly more talented.
April** says – reply to this

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Re: ashbert13 – actually, she's not. She takes human growth hormones to looks 'ageless'. She better watch, because they can cause cancer if you use them for too long
gimlet123 says – reply to this

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She is in desperate need of an update/makeover. She's had the same hair almost all of her life.
lefty lady says – reply to this

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Oh, that's too funny! I'm watching "Overboard" as I type! She looks wayyy different, but what do you expect? We're all gonna be old some day!
bettie_pagelvr says – reply to this

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i love goldie!!
amy lou says – reply to this

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Ain't no thing wrong with Goldie Hawn!
Wasteman says – reply to this

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SHE'S FUCKING HOT YOU RETARD!!!!
MissT says – reply to this

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Oh Come on, she doesn't look bad enough for the "If you are Easily Offended" category!
AnneAnne says – reply to this

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No wonder her daughter looks like a man with a wig
Cat1220 says – reply to this

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Come on, she's not 20 years old I think she looks great!
ladynTO says – reply to this

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the woman is over 60 and looks fabulous this was obviously a rogue photographer
ladynTO says – reply to this

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she looks fabulous and the woman is over 60
this was obviously taken by some amateur rogue photographer
The Mary. says – reply to this

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Time is a ruthless, soul stealing whore. We're all going to be there one day, hoping that we don't look as fucked off as we think we do. Watching outselves rot. Damn shame.
Neverevenknewhim says – reply to this

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Goldie looks great, geez, give her a break she is 60 something.
DogTown says – reply to this

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Goldie looks great for a woman in her 60's
Roxy Beach says – reply to this

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I Love Goldie! Perez is a big hater. She is a sweet lady. Perez is just jealous because he doesn't have Kurt Russell and Goldie does!
Yokel says – reply to this

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she's 63 for fucks sake you asshole
Auntee Flow says – reply to this

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I was way way more offended by the Pam Anderson cellulite shot
no on 8 says – reply to this

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what the fuck you retard, she looks good. if most of us looked like that at her age. she looks better than you fatso.

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