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Michael Jackson was dressed like that in Los Angeles on Thursday because __________.

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    Posted: Dec 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      hahahahahaa!!!!!!
      did he have his lips done? i think he did…



    2. 2

      ASS FUCKER



    3. 3

      IS THAT SAM LUFTI IN THE BACKGROUND



    4. 4

      he couldnt decide whether to be Zorro or the Love Guru



    5. 5

      …because he forgot to take his medication.



    6. 6

      hes psychotic.



    7. 7

      nice sari



    8. 8

      the kid's in the play ground havn't seen this get up yet and he might to fool one that he is Zorro!



    9. 9

      he's a FREAK!

    10. SDARR says – reply to this


      10

      he still doesnt want anyone seeing his nose!



    11. 11

      He wanted to!!!!!!!!



    12. 12

      thats a nice shirt, and the mask helps a lot. a+



    13. 13

      He wants to have sex with Zorro.



    14. 14

      he need money.. he burgled a bank? xD
      but the cd…



    15. 15

      Re: orchidgirl – your problably right.



    16. 16

      Hamburgler



    17. 17

      Because he can.



    18. 18

      it looks like he is trying to wear hijab like a muslim woman. weird. didn't he convert to islam? maybe he wants a sex change operation.



    19. 19

      LMAO he looks highlarious!



    20. 20

      he's soo mental now, that he thinks he's the zorro.



    21. 21

      He wants to be woman



    22. 22

      Seriously?



    23. 23

      he is fucking out of his mind!



    24. 24

      thats so not him lol



    25. 25

      He wants to blend in with his kids.



    26. 26

      he's a cracked out zoro lmao wtf is wrong wit him???!!!!



    27. 27

      The mask is what's holding his face on.



    28. 28

      Gross I hate butt chins!



    29. 29

      Is that you lady gaga???



    30. 30

      wtf is up with that guy? wtf is up with that entire family?



    31. 31

      he is a strong supporter of the AMAZING TEXAS TECH RED RAIDER FOOTBALL TEAM and enjoys dressing up as the Masked Rider from time to time!!!

      Wreck Em Tech!



    32. 32

      is that sam lufti behind him?? trying to mess up someone elses life?



    33. 33

      bc it's how he dresses everyday



    34. 34

      he spent toooooo much time in dubaii… he looks like a blue zoro!!!



    35. 35

      he wanted to suck some horse cock.



    36. 36

      a) he got another nose job
      b) it's another attempt to attract little boys
      c) he tried to get a tan, but it failed and he's embarased
      d) does there have to be a reason? this isnt even weird for michael jackson.



    37. 37

      a freak!



    38. 38

      omg maybe he has burned his face (? i guess haha

      that zorro/indian outfit its like WHHAAT?



    39. 39

      well the clothing is middle eastern..

    40. kis95 says – reply to this


      40

      He's fucking crazy?



    41. 41

      Michael Jackson was dressed like that in Los Angeles on Thursday because he's weird. Simple as that



    42. 42

      its his lone stranger ranger diaperdiver outfit



    43. 43

      because he's Michael Jackson.



    44. 44

      Someone please lock this molestor up !!!



    45. 45

      I don't think it's Michael…..it's Sam Lufti trying to get back in the spotlight, he probably drugged this dude and told him to be Michael……wouldn't surprise me



    46. 46

      he wants attention.



    47. 47

      being the Hamburger Burglar attracts kids.



    48. 48

      … the mask keeps his nose from falling off.



    49. 49

      He's going to a costume party; as Jane Russell cast in Nightmare on Elm Street, all he's missing is lots of cheap turquoise jewelry and an axe.



    50. 50

      You got me…



    51. 51

      Somebody call HOUSE
      get a PET scan
      and remove the brain tumor
      Only HOUSE knows the answer
      better let him at it before it gets any worse



    52. 52

      He didn't want anyone to notice him??? (WTF?)



    53. 53

      he is certifiable! section him now!



    54. 54

      that's not MJ.



    55. 55

      could that clorox he soaks his skin in be eating away at his brain? i'm serious about this!



    56. 56

      There's no way that's michael jackson. His nose looks too normal.



    57. 57

      He can't figure out if he is the Lone Ranger or a woman.



    58. 58

      Are you SURE that's even him? He looks to fat to be Michael JAckson! Not that his guys is fat but MJ is an anorexic.



    59. 59

      He didn't want to look foolish, so he toned it down a bit for his dentist appointment…..



    60. 60

      i cant believe no one got the obvious answer
      he is fighting the gangs in east LA
      that
      or he is the NightMan that has cometh



    61. 61

      he is mentally ill



    62. 62

      Because sam lufti made him shave his head to



    63. 63

      hes going for the remake of el zorro



    64. 64

      … he is still celebrating Halloween! BOOOOOO!



    65. 65

      he's trying to keep his nose in place.



    66. 66

      That's not MJ??? Is it??? Looks even weirder!



    67. 67

      he is the arabian zorro…duh



    68. 68

      HE IS SOOOO CREAPY!!!



    69. 69

      locolicious



    70. 70

      He is muy loco.

    71. JRO says – reply to this


      71

      his less creepy clothes were dirty?



    72. 72

      He think he'll can attract more children like this! lol oooh but I still love Michael Jackson



    73. 73

      … because the whole top half of his face fell of this time (not just the nose).



    74. 74

      hes a pedophile?



    75. 75

      OMG!!!! IT´S HIM! SAM LUFTI IN THE BACK!



    76. 76

      eeeeekkk what is up with his chin and skin and eyes…and and and….AHHHH! scary! its like zorro's gay cousin hahaha



    77. 77

      um, cause he's crazy?



    78. 78

      …Because …He hasn't read about da "Truth"! @ www.wallycrawler.blogspot.com
      Don't end up like Mikey.
      Know wa's go'n on!



    79. 79

      He actually looks kinda good, cause his face is covered. Nice chin and lips.



    80. 80

      That's not Michael Jackson…



    81. 81

      i believe it is now "mikheel" and he is wearing a womens burqa because he's now a muslim.



    82. 82

      my baby looks good!!



    83. 83

      .
      .
      Oh no Michael, baby!
      .
      .



    84. 84

      gross.



    85. 85

      BECAUSE HIS FACE IS MELTING!



    86. 86

      like honestly….why cant he ever be normal? i used to love michael jackson what the FUCK is his deal



    87. 87

      Maybe, he's celebrating Eid. Happy Eid M.J.



    88. 88

      Is that Sam Lufti behind him?

    89. ajbwb says – reply to this


      89

      he's a fucking jackass…………..



    90. 90

      Look, it's Michael portraying the legendary "I need a loan ranger." Sadly, he only draws his "gun" on boys. Tito as Tonto sold separately.



    91. 91

      because that's his pedophile costume.



    92. 92

      hes a pedophile



    93. 93

      That looks like an MJ impersonator to me.



    94. 94

      He is an alien reject.



    95. 95

      …he's nuttier that squirrel shit. Bless his crazy soul.



    96. 96

      How can anyone be so sure that IS Michael Jackson under all that? I mean, it looks like a waxwork, not even a real person!
      …so then it must mean it really is him, then.



    97. 97

      he's a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    98. 98

      his face is melting



    99. 99

      HE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST!!!!



    100. 100

      The girl in the background is making the same face I would be making if I saw Michael Jackson on the street and he was wearing that. Too funny!

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