Dear Mr. President

The new issue of The Advocate features letters to President-elect Barack Obama from prominent members of the LGBT community.

They were kind enough to ask us to submit something as well.

Check out our letter to the Prez (below)!

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    Posted: Dec 14, 2008 at 12:08 pm / Email this  »

    219 comments to “Dear Mr. President”

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    1. Lene says – reply to this


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      I LOVE MILEY CYRUS!



    2. 2

      Badly written letter - I don't know what school you attended — if ANY, but you have no skills as a writer. NONE. A bunch of strung together thoughts does not make a coheasive letter. It reads more like a shopping list. ACTUALLY, it sounds like a letter to SANTA from a 2nd Grader.



    3. 3

      Nobody is gonna buy that damn book. And way to change the world Perez, why can't you just accept somethings?



    4. 4

      nice letter perez



    5. 5

      Looking good Perez…Keep up the good work.



    6. 6

      As if Obama needs advice from a gossip blogger.

      Television personality? Whahahaha. Author? Whahahahaha.



    7. 7

      Horribly written Perez. You should have put more time, and effort into it. I suggest that you take some college literacy courses. It will also help you along with many grammatical and spelling errors I find on this site. The letter angers me. It is a letter to the future president and all you can do is string along some words and hope that it creates something patriotic? I hope that this is just a first draft in the many that you will write- and I hope that you can articulate yourself better in versions to come.



    8. 8

      I love the message PRez…but remember that you're talking to a lawyer. There's a little too much passive voice in the letter, and it comes off as uneducated and weak. No offense; just offering my objective criticism for the next letter you write to the President of the US.

      Cheers



    9. 9

      Um why did you start almost every paragraph with AND? Wtf..?!



    10. 10

      You make fun of Lindsay Lohan for calling Obama our first 'colored' president, and in your first sentence you call him our first president of 'color.' Perez Hilton: Queen of all Contradiction.



    11. 11

      Change his own personal view? That is pathetic. That is what he believes and he should not change his beliefs just because some gay blogger thinks he should. A man that changes his beliefs (like you have done repeatedly) is not a man.
      He has already said he doesn't agree with Prop 8 and he would never push for an amendment to define marriage. He has done more than your darling Hillary. If you can't be happy with that, you're the one that needs to change something.
      You want him to start working as President today even though he doesn't take office until January? Are you fucking stupid? That is not how it works. He cannot act as President until he is President, you bobbleheaded douche.
      The rest of your letter sounds like something a three year old who watched CNN for a few hours would write.
      As many people have said here before, you really need to stay away from politics. You come off as a complete know-nothing. It would be funny if it wasn't so damn pathetic.



    12. 12

      This sounds like a child wrote it. I don't like Barack Obama and I sure as hell didn't vote for him, but if he believes that marriage is a tradition between a man and a woman, then that is his right and his belief, you have no business asking people to alter their beliefs to suit your own. You should read Camille Paglia's new article in Salon.com, maybe you will learn something.



    13. 13

      NEXT TIME BUTTON YOUR JACKET AND BUY A HAT THAT FITS. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST WALKED OUT OF FOREVER 21.



    14. 14

      You have to lose the "first president of color" line.

    15. kaya says – reply to this


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      'Separate but equal' was establised to segregate black children from white children in reference to education. They were actually forced to attend separate school. Somebody tell me how 'separate but equal' applies to gay marriage? Perhaps a separate line at the county clerk's office? I think "different AND equal' would be a more fititng description.



    16. 16

      It sounds foolish when you call yourself "prominent". Let others praise you, Perezito.



    17. 17

      Wow what an ahole Piggy… you are actually telling the president that he has a lot of work to do and that he should change his pov on gay marriage??? Lol you can suggest and fundament your ideas but you can't send a letter telling him what he should or shouldn't do… you are not above him… an no Piggy you are not a television personality, your cameos are counted with fingers it would have been better to say: Hot Topic fiasco, lesbian hater, and so on…. you are a hypocrite, I really don't understand why someone will ask you to write a letter to the president when it's obvious that you can't even write a blog!



    18. 18

      Obviously, you are feeling hurt that you didn't get what you wanted back in November, as well as many others. You really HAVE to understand that NO, it is NOT a simple rights issue. You can't expect people to believe just as you do. Obama has his own beliefs and we are all allowed to disagree with them, but how DARE you force what you think on him! Statements like, "it's about time you support it" are just ignorant. He can do whatever he wants. People like you preach open-mindedness and equality, but you can't stand to listen to someone who has a different opinion than you. That is extremely hypocritical, and you better look up the definition of being open-minded before pretending you are and expecting everyone to believe the way you do. I suggest you start by figuring out why others DO NOT want gay marriage legalized, as we try to understand why you do. Once you have educated yourself on the matter, you can start sending letters to the President-elect.



    19. 19

      that was TERRIBLE!
      the first president of COLOR!!!
      weren't you just rippin lindsay lohan apart for using that term?



    20. 20

      Your all they could get? Probably a last minute add. That was horrible. Stick to blogging.



    21. 21

      YOU ARE SO FUCKING UGLY, *PUKE* *PUKE*

      PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND SPARE US FROM YOUR UGLINESS

      U FAT PIECE OF SHIT



    22. 22

      Wow, I'm a fan of the gossip thing and all, but you REALLY need to stick a needle in your ego. You're proud of that weapons grade, thermonuclear piece of shit? It reads like a list of demands from a ten-year old, semi-literate terrorist who speaks English as a second language.

      1. Yu wil embrace Izlam
      2. Yu wil release teh politcks prizzners

      And dude, your "requests" make just about that much sense.

      1. While my use of the conjunction "and" to begin a sentence is slightly distasteful in a public reprimand to an egomaniacal douche, it is evidence of an appalling lack of knowledge of the mechanics of written language when used in a formal letter. Your use of the conjunction to begin an entire paragraph made me puke in the back of my throat.

      2. I believe his presidency already is AN historic one.

      3. Buy a fucking comma.



    23. 23

      Are you Perez a T.V Personality? You are just the fat guy who gives us gossip!
      Anyway it´s true the letter sounds really childlish. Who cares about gay marriage, saving the economy is the biggest priority. If you have money go to Holland and get married there!



    24. 24

      This letter actually isn”t that badly written, but i was dissapointed to see that you asked Mr. Obama to change HIS views on gay marriage. That's basically doing the same thing as someone telling you not to be gay. It's not about what HE thinks, it's about what's right for America. I think that, instead of asking him to change his views, you should have asked him to think of how many other people he's affecting. but who would expect that much from you, anyways, you're not known for your intelligence, that's for sure!



    25. 25

      After reading your letter i just felt more angry with you Perez. First pick your words "Color President" WTF you couldn't used something different to start with? Then you are trying to change his believes on traditional marriage? I mean the man has said he is not against on Prop 8 so why trying to make him look like he is by writing this letter? I don't know Perez if you thought you were being articulated and pretending you were making a point on the marriage issues sorry to tell you but you didn't and it might back fire you in the ass ( and you know that you might like)



    26. 26

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      IT IS SO SEXY WHEN PEREZ GIVES BACK!!!
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      KISSES PEREZ DARLING!!!
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      AND HELLO TEDDY DEAR!!!
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      MORE TEDDY VIDEOS DAMNIT!!!
      .



    27. 27

      P.S.

      Props for not referring to yourself in the third person, although it would have been a kick to read about the F.B.I. considering you a potential threat. And remember, every time you make a spelling or grammar error, God stabs Liberace with a red pencil!



    28. 28

      'YOU NEED TO…YOU NEED TO…YOU NEED TO…' ARROGANT, AND INARTICULATE.



    29. 29

      picture is nice…………letter sounds like a fourth grader wrote it



    30. 30

      DAMN! THEY DIDN'T ASK ME FOR A LETTER GIRL!!



    31. 31

      Television Personality ??????



    32. 32

      I didn't read past "the first president of color."



    33. 33

      Asking someone to change their personal beliefs just makes you look like a self-righteous tool.



    34. 34

      You look very nice Perez! Work it!



    35. 35

      The letter sounds like a wish list to Santa Claus.



    36. 36

      LG is that really you? Strange someone used the last word in your paragraph to single me out on my spelling last night. Well a dumb typo anyway.

      It if is you xoxo! If not well have a nice day anyway!



    37. 37

      DIDNT YOU RIP ON LOHAN FOR CALLING HIM COLORED?!?



    38. 38

      Bipartisan? YOU are so closed-minded and partisan, perhaps take a bit of your own medicine, Perez.



    39. 39

      Perez, Perez, Perez, what were you thinking?! I love your site and I think you're hilarious but did you have someone else look over this letter before you submitted it? It's really, really not very good. You're usually a good writer but I don't see it in this letter. Is that really all you could come up with as a voice for the LGBT community? I know you have more to say than that. You've brought up some very good points in some of your posts but none of that is displayed in your message. There's no substance. There's no solid point. There's nothing there that will make Obama want to do anything. Again, I think you're great, but if this is the best you can come up with as a voice for the LGBT community, please refrain from doing so again. If I were you and had the chance to write something like that to be featured in a magazine to the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, you can bet I would have gotten my point across much stronger than that.



    40. 40

      THERES TOO MUCH POLITICAL TENSION IN HERE…EVERYONE TAKE A SECOND TO DO THE BEAVER BOUNCE WITH ME AND THEN GET BACK TO RAILING ON THAT LARD-ASS WHO THINKS HES GODS GIFT TO THE WORLD.



    41. 41

      Perez, the letter is fine. Obama is a down to Earth kinda guy. He's not God. People make us sick when all they worry about is spelling and looking good.



    42. 42

      Right, I am sure he is going to listen to YOU! HA HA HA!



    43. 43

      I find it so funny that the gay and lesbian community is just drooling over Obama, yet both he and his running mate came out against gay marriage early on in his election. Just shows how stupid some people can be.



    44. 44

      Published authors all know that neither sentences, nor paragraphs should begin with the word And. Perhaps you should have borrowed Kanye's ghost writer because you did a poor job. Also, Mr. Obama is not the president yet, so the salutation should read, Dear President Elect Obama. Also, rather than to tell the President Elect that he 'MUST' change his view on gay marriage, why didn't you explain why he MUST. Every since Prop 8 passed, you have spewed hate against Christians, African Americans and Mormans, but not once have you take the time to help people understand your point of view. Telling a person to change their view doesn't work. From what I read, the Queer Nation believes that it should be a sort of a quid pro quo type situation. We vote for us and you allow us to get married. Get real Prez!



    45. 45

      You lazy ass, are you even aware that you ARE YOUR COUNTRY, YOU ARE RESPONSIBILE FOR THE GOOD AND BAD OUTCOMES? JUST LIKE SO MANY YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO FIX THE MESS YOUR INDIFFERENC MADE, PATHETIC. YES JUST SIT BACK AND EXPECT SOMEONE TO TAKE YOUR HAND AND LEAD YOU OUT OF YOUR PROBLEMS. HOW ABOUT THIS PEREZ, YOU GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME POSITIVE CHANGES INSTEAD OF THINKING OF JUST MAKING MONEY AND PROFITS OFF OF OUR COUNTRIES PROBLEMS. OH YEAH I FORGOT YOUR TOO BUSY CALLING PEOPLE FAT AND UGLY…..YOUR THE WORST SORT OF FAT CREEP…



    46. 46

      wait, didn't you bash lindsay lohan on this webstie for calling obama "COLORED"??? Why would you use the same term!?!?

    47. KayuT says – reply to this


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      Perez, your letter is okay but it is a faux pas to say "…of color."



    48. 48

      Nice shot. Cool you were asked to contribute.
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      Obama is already doing great things with his appointments! The first physicist, a nobel laureate as energy secretary. Wow! My hope is to save this planet. Without clean air and water, doesn't matter who we fuck, gay or straight. We all will be fucked!
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      Your blog was such a great forum during the election. May it continue to be.
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      oxox SP



    49. 49

      Perez, you look hot!!



    50. 50

      Perezzers! How dare you insult Mr. Obama's intelligence! I am appalled. Do you really think he will take that letter seriously?

      Do you think you are THAT important? Who do you think you are telling the PRESIDENT ELECT how to feel and what to do!



    51. 51

      blogger yes, writer no. Dude you could have done better.



    52. 52

      God Perez, you really are a fucking idiot. Please don't "write" anything to the president on behalf of gay people.



    53. 53

      werent you just berating lindsay lohan a few weeks ago for calling barack a president 'of colour'?? and now youre doing the exact same thing???

    54. breal says – reply to this


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      My seven year old daughter could write a better letter. There is a simple formula to write anything. It's called having an introduction, body and conclusion. It is also bad to start a sentence with "And". Stick to scribbling dicks on pics.



    55. 55

      How presumptuous telling the President Elect what he MUST do! You are just going to piss him off, as you have many of your readers. "I would hope. . . . .I would suggest. . .. . . . I would like to see. .. . . . .I would hope that you would agree. . . . . " might be a more appropriate way of phrasing. BTW, Queen of Media is an unofficial title, you are not on the same level. Your next letter to President Elect Obama MUST be a letter of apology. Have a fifth grader help you with it. And, after all the hate you have leveled out toward Republicans, now you are asking for bipartisanship? You ARE a hoot!



    56. 56

      That is so immaturely written! Barack will LHAO!!!



    57. 57

      "President of color"? Not a good choice of words there. But good message!



    58. 58

      Another thing. Colored? Just what color is he? Perhaps "mulatto" might have been the better choice.



    59. 59

      Perez…damn hunny you look good!! Don't worry about all the haters comments, after all THEY ARE READING POSTS ON YOUR SITE…..you think if they really felt that way about you they'd go somewhere else. I think it's awesome that you took a stand and wrote how you feel (who cares if it's not sugar coated!) The paper isn't perfect but your thoughts are clear as day. Keep it up and hopefully sooner than later we will finally recognize and implement EQUAL RIGHTS and allow our gay friends the same rights the rest of us have had all along. I'm proud of you Perez, keep it up!!!!



    60. 60

      your letter was condescending and self-righteous, which is exactly how you come across on your blog, so I'd say, mission accomplished



    61. 61

      Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it!
      Hi squirrel. I have a picture of a dead squirrel that my cat bit its throat and killed. Want to see it?
      Perez, don't pay any attention to these idiots that act like you should write like a lawyer does. fuk them/



    62. 62

      OMG Perez! you called him the "first president of color"? didn't you made a big deal because Lindsay Lohan called him like that too? You are a hypocrite Perez!! You should stick with what you do best……. NOTHING!



    63. 63

      Nice, but it bothers me so much when you say "president of color" What exactly does color mean? Hm???? It means that black is a color and that white is the Normal, the plain without color. It is offensive and that is why no one uses it anymore. If you wanna act all fancy *cough* LOL just say the correct term of african-american or black. It is just that simple so stop with the fuckin colored term.



    64. 64

      Okay dont get me wrong here, I voted NO on PROP 8 but do you seriously think that Obama would actually give you the time of day to consider some marriage ban in California? Really Perez I'm pretty sure he has more important things to do then pass this law like fix an economic crisis.



    65. 65

      Re: willowbear – oh, shut the fuck up.



    66. 66

      "Don't disappoint us"
      Mario,
      Stick to second-hand gossip about cartoon people you arrogant dumb-fuck.



    67. 67

      You tell em P!!!!!
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      Very stern and to the point…..good job



    68. 68

      Why is it ok for you to say "As the first president of color," but when Lindsay Lohan says it, you attack her for it? Isn't that a double standard? Also, you think Obama is going to offer hope and change, but you are sadly mistaken. He is never going to change anything to do with gay marriage. He only said those things so you would vote for him and rally behind him. He is full of empty promises.



    69. 69

      i love you perez!!!
      your too cute
      lol i love your clothes, your rocken that hat
      even though i am a young republican, i still love you!!



    70. 70

      You're a fucking ass. Why MUST he change his own personal view on gay marriage? It is his right and you have NO right to tell him that he MUST change his views. And you are telling him to unify this country and be bi-partisan? The way you dog on all the republicans and YOU are calling for him to be bi-partisan. The more I read your shit, the more I realize that you are one stupid fucker!



    71. 71

      your self serving letter almost made me ralph– I like you Obama, BUT….

      you write as badly as you talk. stick to the lame captions under the photos. I never read them.



    72. 72

      Sheri Moon, I'm not a squirrel! I eat squirrel! Got to do what I got's to do to feed the kids you know! Squirrel stew! And where's that pic? My dog is a good rat catcher. Are you a rat?



    73. 73

      this is why you are a blogger and nothing more. brains for shit. this is the stupidest thing i have ever read.

      CANT WAIT TO SEE OBAMA AND ALL OF HIS CHANGE PLANS!!! AHAAAAAAAAA YA FUCKIN RIGHT



    74. 74

      I guess money suits you Perez, have never seen you so pulled together!



    75. 75

      what r u talkin about? i'm pretty sure he does support gay marriage. i think ur thinking about john mccain.



    76. 76

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      SHEBA DARLING, LG WOULD NEVER CRITICIZE A FRIEND, ESPECIALLY "IN PUBLIC," AND ESPECIALLY ON SOMETHING AS LAME AS A TYPO!!!
      .
      LG MADE A TYPO ONCE AND WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN CRESTFALLEN
      HAD A DEAR COMPADRE CRITICIZED LG, SO NO DEAR, IT WASN'T LG!!!
      .



    77. 77

      Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it!
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      KISSES SWEET!!!
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      LG CAN'T GET OVER HOW ADORABLY YOU'VE ATTIRED YOURSELF FOR
      THE HOLIDAYS!!!
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      MUAH YOU DARLING!
      LG
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    78. 78

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      PEREZ NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT A WAY WE CAN SEND EACH OTHER
      CHRISTMAS CARDS!!! AND WHERE'S OUR "POSSE MEMBER HOLIDAY PARTY" THREAD?
      .



    79. 79

      Not tooo bad, but considering who the letter is for, it should have been morethought out. And ´presiden of color´??? Didnt you learn Anything from that loooser Lindsay Lohan? Were in the 21st century. Its OK to say Black



    80. 80

      OH LG, that would be lovely! Glad you like the spirit implied in my avi! Hope Perez let's us keep playing.
      Off to get a tree to dress up for the season.
      oxox



    81. 81

      A 4th grader could write a better, grammatically correct letter. How many times did you start a sentence with AND? And telling the president that "he must change" his views on gay marriage….And you look like a total dork. And you should have stayed in school past 3rd grade.



    82. 82

      you look adorable



    83. 83

      change his personal beliefs?
      why? he opposed prop 8!
      that's all that should matter. plenty of people are against the idea of gay marriage spiritually, but what matters is if they try to force their personal beliefs into law.
      he isn't! he's not hurting anyone by being personally against it. he would only hurt people if he preaches about it & tries to restricts other's rights, which he isn't.
      i've been to no on 8 rallies and i am very personally for any willing adult to get married to any other willing adult [so don't think i am offended because i am against gay marriage, because i'm NOT.]
      but what matters is if a person can separate personal beliefs from forcing others to follow that belief.
      don't be so rude to obama.
      & i think you should have checked your sentence structure and word variety a bit better if you're going to gloat about being a so-called "published author".
      don't kid yourself



    84. 84

      Do you realize what you just asked the president to do?
      Change his "PERSONAL VIEWS" , HIS morals. That is so wrong. That is like if someone were tell you to not change your ways and views on gay marriage.
      For once, …I am dissapointed with you Perez. ayychihuaha
      There are other flaws with this letter to the president but, the main one was telling him to change his personal views.
      You totally contradicted yourself in the entire letter.
      Nice job buddy. -_-



    85. 85

      Forget these homo marriages..make me puke!!!



    86. 86

      P, you just keep getting hotter!! inspiring!! Thanks for being awesome



    87. 87

      Dude, your letter to the President elect is full of typo's. Work on improving yourself and your writing skills instead of criticizing everyone else. Embarrassing.



    88. 88

      Mario please. Is this the best you can come up with? This open letter is superficial, has no dept and is completely idiotic. I would go against gay marriage just to keep you from prancing around with a hooker you paid to marry you saying how in love you are. The letter just goes to show how well you can write mister "published author". Anyone who would spend their hard earned money on a book written by a functional illiterate needs to be sent to the same psych ward where they took Britney and put on a 5250 hold.



    89. 89

      As a matter of respect, a published author such as yourself might have taken the time to notice that you did not indent your first sentence of your letter to the president-elect. Don't you have spell check?



    90. 90

      President-elect Obama became historical on election day. He is our first black President–he's not of color..that seems to imply he looks like a rainbow. California has always been the most progressive state in the union. What happens there definitely does not stay there. If the people of California voted against gay marriage, there is probably no other state that would support it. The CA people voted. Why should President-elect change his views?



    91. 91

      What president would promote anything to do with a mentally unstable group of persons !!!!!!!



    92. 92

      Lol I can't stop laughing at this stupid "letter" to the new President… really Piggy whoever thought you where good enough to write this was just trying to set you up so we can all make fun of you, your grammar and your grandiosity complex. How dare you tell the president what to do and when to start?? You thought that would be inspirational?? lol… I can't wait to read the letters of the real "prominent members of the LGBT community" hope they do send the message in the right way cause i sympathize with the LGBT community and would love to read that someone there was smart enough to send the appropriate msg.



    93. 93

      WOW! WHAT A POORLY WRITTEN LETTER!!! I wouldn't ever, EVER, send a letter that bad to the president. It's a disgrace. You have zero skills as a writer. I mean, ZERO. that was so full of errors!!! AHHHHHH. Also, NOBODY wants your fucking book! It'll be on sale at hot topic for 90% off, along with your failed clothing line. YOU SUCK



    94. 94

      I've been reading through the comments, and I'm SO glad that almost everybody feels the same way about this poor excuse for a "letter." All of your readers are smarter than you and are prob on this site just to kill time at work. All of your readers agree that your views, opinions, and the way you present them need some serious work. I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOU FAIL, MARIO!



    95. 95

      Re: vagvagwhatvag – Wasn't it tacky his miserable attempt to make us buy his lame ass book??? You don't look desperate Piggy, you are screaming DESPERATE for ATTENTION!!!!



    96. 96

      The phrase "…of color" IS NOT the same as the term "colored". IT JUST ISN'T, so everyone comparing this piece-of-shit letter to Lohan's reprehensible stupidity needs to chill.



    97. 97

      Bipartisan means literally "two parties." What you wanted to say is "non-partisan" meaning that you want expansion to all parties. Ridiculoso

    98. beast says – reply to this


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      this is so embarrassing, didn't anyone proofread this for you



    99. 99

      Oh Perez. :( You are lookin' fabu but that letter has a lot of mistakes. :( A Historic? should be AN HISTORIC. I'm not so petty when you are blogging here but in a magazine article/"letter to the president"?? C'mon, you've got to have people available to help you out to correct it.



    100. 100

      But I do like your nod to Matt Drudge and his trademark hat.

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