She's Definitely NOT Pregnant!
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Exclusives! > Baby Blabber > Sin City
She may look sperminated, but….
She's probably just getting fat now that she's finished her disastrous tour and not doing much of anything!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Avril Lavigne was pAArtying it up at Tao in Las Vegas on Saturday night and she "was definitely boozing."
Thank goodness! April, the mommy, just sounds like a horrible idea!
[Images via BAC Pictures.]
Posted: December 14, 2008 at 12:52 pm
ohhh good!!
haha wait what about april again?? ????
Yeah we all know your sources are as accurate as Amy Winehouse saying she won't do drugs ever again… douche! You should be more responsible with your "sources"
well then she's fat/
she's pregnant……just a bad mama
who cares about this stupid ugly bitch and her rubber faced looking husband
Avril is 24. She has no business even being married let alone contemplating motherhood. People who marry younger than 27 have a 52% divorce rate.
We say that she is pregnant. Either that or a Tumor.
not post worthy
Ummm… she looks pretty darn pregnant to me. She's definitely gaining weight in the right areas anyway.
she' orrible
EWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!! WHAT A NICE PLACE TO PUT ALL THAT WEIGHT ON !! STRESS EATING MUCH ??? BEER BELLY ANYONE ??!! NICE PINK HAIR, BTW !!! LOL
April?
Damn, THAT is fat??? WTF is wrong with you people??????
Thank goodness! April, the mommy, just sounds like a horrible idea!
WHO THE FUCK IS APRIL RETARD?
She is definitely Z-list now. Who cares about Avril? All she does is bitch and moan about other celebrities and how she's her "own" person. Blah blah blah… wah wah wah.
April = Avril is too young to be married to the little troll husband let alone be a mom!
She needs to get her career back on track and get the hell out of hollywood!
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Hmmmm…..if she is not pregnant then the only explanation to the stomach bulge that I can think of : this girl is hiding a few sirloin steaks from the meat department under her hoodie.
she does look pregnant!
who cares about this stupid bitch? fat or preggers?…not worth the effort…so perez how is your bald spots doing today???? You fat ugly mucker…
maybe it's just going to be a fetal alcohol baby
OMG, this chick is annoying
Wow Perez, TMZ posted this days ago. You're losing your touch.
Why were you fat, or fatter, Perezito?! Your life is just as pathetic as hers… and I don't even like her!!!
why in the hell would she be putting weight on her stomach like that at her age if she was not pregnant…probably stuffed her shirt to get attention…something desperate like that..cause no other reason to be fat like that just in the middle…
THAT CUNTS KNOCKED UP.
OR SHES EATING JUNK FOOD NON STOP.
She probably put something in her shirt so she could get her name in the tabloids. Nobody cares about her anymore. She's a washed up has been.
cudda sworn her name was AVRIL not APRIL
She's a big fat ass now or she's fukin pregnant or pretending to be. What a loser. Anything for attention. Too young to have kids.
Why would anyone have a kid in a recession? Fukin idiots.
she looks fuckin hot to me
haha i love how she is still trying to pull off the stupid punk look…lose the eyeliner!
wow….shes put on alot of weight….
I heard that she got pregnant because she heard that if she was pregnant she could be dosed with cum from anybody and not have to worry about getting pregnant.
she's either pregnant or stuffing her shirt for attention. From the way her body is proportioned, it's hard to believe that she has only gained that much weight in the stomach area.
Re: Tasty stachatory mmmmm –
april IS avril. she is french-candian duh!
don't speak too fast perez! who says she's not just ignoring the docs & drinking while preggers? maybe she wants to have a kid w/ fetal alcohol syndrome…
Mamajud, I can't reply to you either.
Your a good Mama with good spidy skills!
Avril was at jamie foxx's birthday party at TAO in las vegas (she looked amazing) also theres an amazing photoshoot and interview with "prestige" magazine in hong kong where she talks about the downside of fame (internet rumours). The only people stupid enough to believe in this shit are perez hilton "fans" (15yr old spoiled brats) quick perez told you to jump off a building!.
Oh yeah…she's absolutely gigantic…I'm pretty positive that's just an extremely unflattering picture as she looks the same in other, more recent picture.
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Anyways, thank god she's not preggo.
Lol…never mind what I said, I actually looked at the second pic, somethings up
Wow for people calling her a "hasbeen" you do realize according to forbes.com Avril made 13 million this year and 12 million in 2007 right? that's a astounishing 25 million in only 2 years, she's doing so "poorly" that e online has photos of her recently shopping for a bentley once again quick perez told you to jump off a building hurry your running out of time!
Re: NYbiatch – Avril's not french canadian she was born in ontario, her father has french heritage though.
SWEETS……#37…..weird huh? i'm blocked from replying to anyone….whatever…..i'm at gmail if for some reason i fall into a black hole completely……maybe we crossed a line with the teddy comments…..p doesn't realize that he sets the bar for how low we can go with HIS postings……i didn't cross the fine line between love & hate with him til he posted that sadie sandler separated at birth……..all bets were off after that!!
I thought it was perez hiltons baby.
Right on! What was the recipe site? Meet at the drunken pig?
40 Fuck Obama? Ok! He's gorgeous!
Why is it every time i see her i just want to smash her face in?
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or at least have someone else do it….id hate to break a nail….or mess my hair up….
When are we gonna see picture's of slutty perez knocked up?
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Mamajud,
I am also not able to respond to you or many other people when I click on "reply to this", and then I simply have to go through "leave a comment". It happens about 50 % of the time I attempt to respond to a person. It's annoying, but I think it's simply some computer malfunction.
Re: DALE – She looked "amazing."
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Seriously?
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LaPuke!
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LaPuke!
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LaPuke!
Re: mamajud – Do you like candy?
Re: ITS NOT ME ITS YOU lulz –
You look like Jason Stackhouse from TrueBlood. If you're not, then you are one hot motherfucker.
Re: DALE –
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She is done…..she sold out with this last record and now she can say goodbye to her recording career…..thank god!
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No Orchid. Back on Twilight post #42, he clearly is on the attack. Every post I made after that wasn't put up. The only on he let through was, you win Perez.
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Re: mamajud – Hey go to the charlie and denise post.
The posse is ineradicable!
Re: Pocahontas – Its not jason stackhouse (aka Ryan Kwanten)….and its not him either…..lol……
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But it is a hot pic….
so if she were pregnant, why couldn't you just see the positivity in that and new life?
you don't. you just hate for no reason, perez.
Maybe she was just shoplifting a melon! (;
i don't know nicole richie, the mommie also sounded like a bad idea and she seems to be an amazing mother now.
Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – testing
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome runs in Avril's family
No, she's definitly pregnant from that picture. If she were just fat her belly would hang lower, girls dont bulge out like that otherwise, the fat would definitly be lower on her stomach…so, not that we couldn't have predicted her baby will probably come out retarded anyway, but that's the case.
Re: mamajud – testing back
Re: mamajud – woohoo……allrecipe…..not sure what the chat situation is over there…….i'm cooking up some chowda today
lol you got called an 'internet brat'
which i can believe.
i've been to a tokio hotel concert before. they don't fake it. believe me.
Re: Sweetpiece is feeling it! – i'm getting reply happy now…haha…that last one was to you
Re: Dirty old man – nerds are my fav………..you must answer the question….please tell me that's you in your avi….it's so perfect!
She is pregnant but you'll never see the baby. It already belongs to a satanic cult and will be taken away at birth
ORCHIDGIRL- I agree with u I think she's packin a couple of extra sirlions under that hoodie.
Re: mamajud – I didn't offend you, did I?
Re: mamajud – out to get our tree! Whee!
She definitely looks pregnant. Who's to say for sure what she was supposedly drinking at Tao? Maybe she brought her own drinks. Ellen should invite her to drink some champagne, too. It's the champagne pregnancy test.
she prolly is preggo! I doubt she isn't
Re: _Alice_ – never!!!…..i heart u always
wow!!!
She looksss wayyy 2 pregnant!
orr wayy o FAT!
I'm not to sure if she's just gettin' chunky. Aren't other parts of your body supposed to get fat with your belly?
Re: mamajud – No i'm much uglier.
She's definitely pregnant and trying to hide it. Maybe she doesn't want people to leave rude and insulting comments on certain websites!
Def pregnant. Poor kid
lol if she aint prego dam what she eating lol sources um um
she's not fat. jesus this why people have eating disorders.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – WHY IS THIS BITCH STILL AROUND? SHE MADE ME TIRED WAY OVER A YEAR AGO. AND WHAT'S UP WITH TODAY'S POSTS? IS PEREZ BEING A LAZY ASS OR IS THIS JUST A SLOW NEWS DAY. THIS TIRED BITCH NEEDS TO RESORT TO PERFORMING AT LOCAL FREE SCHOOL CARNIAVALS OR SOMETHING. YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!
Re: mamajud – lol…good to know!
AT LEAST SHE HAS NICE S.H.O.E.S.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – There's paparizzi photos from jamie foxxs birthday and she had her hair curly it was fuckin pure sex. Avril's career is definitely not over her last album debut number 1 on billboard and sold 1 million copies in it's first week in japan it was also the third top selling album of 2007 behind linkin park and highschool musical if that's "over" how would you describe pink or gwen stefani's last album "the sweet escape" which sold only 2.7 million?. It's all about hits no-ones career is over if she sang "umbrella" it still would be a huge hit, the star is the song NOT the artist.
sha has been drinking a lot of beer lately then.. cuz that looks like a pregnant woman's belly!
If Avril's fat, then i'm gigantic lol!
She's been know to sport fake baby bumps before :-/ dumb ass
who's ApriL?
Re: DALE – Dale, are you Avril's hard-working manager?
Didn't she admit not too long ago on TMZ That she was not pregnant but just fat.They asked her if she was preg ……and she sai no I'm just fat and started laughing.
it's time to change that hair
www.thatshideous.com
Re: _Alice_ – arghhhhhh!!!!
Re: RUN4FUN – Only on weekends lol!
uhm shes DEFFINATELY pregnant! come on!
i'm not an avril fan…but perez what do you have against her?
if this were a picture os angelina jolie you would probably say that she's either preggers or just beautiful..but you call avril fat? when you even have problems with your weight?
Just because she partied and drank or even used drugs doesn't mean she's not pregnant. There are plenty of women that do those kind of things pregnant however I wouldn't belive your sources unless they have proof like pictures.
I give it about a month and she will be announcing how she is pregnant and changed her life completely!! And then she will have the baby, name it some ridiculous name, and divorce her hubby. Typical Hollywood approach!
Perez is fat..oh and super gross…a shame to gay men.
I read an article that Perez was an inspiration to all gay men.And they admired him.