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Aniston Can't Stand To Be Alone

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Poor Jennifer Aniston. She's just so desperate not to be alone! Especially now during the holidays and while promoting for her sure-to-be shiteous flick, Marley & Me.

Her movie opens on Christmas, the same day as hottie and ex-Brad Pitt opens his much anticipated flick, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. And it seems the almost 40 year-old Aniston didn't want to be alone for her movie premier, especially considering she has another flick to pimp out soon.

So when Jen and her guy-kisser boyfriend John Mayer broke up some months ago, reports are that her people went crazy trying to hook her up with a new dude.

One source says, "She didn't want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around" while promoting Bard's flick.

Jen "did not want to be single when her movie opened. A friend of her agent was calling around asking for young men whom they could set her up with." Thankfully - for her - Mayer got back with Jen just in time.

And just what did Aniston think of Mayer before they met?

She says, "Honestly, I did not know much about him before I met him. I'd heard, you know, uh, 'Your Body' - that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is."

How sweet.

So, how long do we give these two?

Another month or so?

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112 comments to “Aniston Can't Stand To Be Alone”

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  1. 1

    boring



  2. 2

    i love jennnn
    she is the best
    brad is an idiot for leaving her….
    especially for angelina holie



  3. 3

    Boo hoo. Who cares.



  4. 4

    perez you are just repeating the same story over and over BORING …get over john mayer already



  5. 5

    Okay, why does Perez hate Jen so much again? Is he trying to impress Brad and Angie??



  6. 6

    Nobody gives a dizzy fuck about this whiner anymore. Please stop giving that fucking movie publicity.



  7. 7

    You're an ass Perez…just cause you get NO play from anyone. Ugly fuck.



  8. 8

    You are such a hater bitch, PH! Leave her alone already - who cares, anyway? You are so anal about her, and it's just plain stupid. I don't favor any one above another in your little Aniston/Jolie/Pitt cesspool of trash talking BUT I do think Aniston has shown a lot of class. The fact that she hasn't tracked you down and beaten you senseless is proof of that.



  9. 9

    perez you suck!
    stop kissing angie and brad's ass!



  10. 10

    GOD DAMNIT you are stealing stories from other sites you fat FUC*



  11. 11

    umm i doubt marley & me will be shit, considering the fact that the book is amazing & so is owen wilson. perez you suck! you don't give any movies or music a chance if it has someone you dont like in it even though the movies/music/whatever is great!



  12. 12

    brad and angie will never be your friend so stop it.



  13. 13

    Depends, she'll wait until after Valentines Day. No guess.



  14. 14

    Who cares about them? She's a has-been and he's a no-talent womanizer.



  15. 15

    i hate you perez.



  16. 16

    THIS IS SUCH A BULLSHIT STORY, SERIOUSLY. STOP MAKING SHIT UP COS IT'S NOT ENTERTAINING.



  17. 17

    Jen is love



  18. 18

    omg, that post is quite sad, how desperate and pathetic can jennifer anniston be? Oh yeah and perez there is only so many more ways you can say this, it's getting boring.



  19. 19

    jennifer could probably kick your fat ass perez.



  20. 20

    Perez is a mean queen. Lonely fat ass!



  21. 21

    What is you obsession of hate with Jennifer Aniston… get over it.



  22. 22

    Your jealousy of Jen is really getting out of control papi, John will never be yours! Deal with it!



  23. 23

    happily ever after………..the end



  24. 24

    THEY ARE BOTH AS THICK AS PIG-SHIT !! ITS NO WONDER THEY BOTH GOT BACK TOGETHER - SHE WENT OUT WITH THE MEGA-FUG VINCE VAUGHAN - SHE IS LURCHING FROM ONE FUG TO ANOTHER - SHE NEEDS TO LOOK OUTSIDE THE CELEBRITY CIRCLE IF SHE WANTS TO FIND DECENT COCK. !!!



  25. 25

    ummm..shes been to many premieres without men…why so desperate now? oh, thats right..cause ITS NOT TRUE. get over it perez. mayer's nailing her and not you and you seriously need to get over that. youre jealously is spewing through your posts. everyone can see right through you, its so pathetic. where is your boyfriend? oh thats right..you dont have one. you have your dog. enjoy that. while aniston enjoys mayer…..



  26. 26

    get over yourself , your name is mario, not fucking perez

  27. Laryn says – reply to this


    27

    Dude I get that you have issues with certain celebrities…but seriously, do you really need to bash her movie too? Marley and Me is far from "shiteous". It's actually an extremely popular book…a lot of people are looking forward to it. I personally think Jen and Owen did a great job with the film, I can't wait to see it.



  28. 28

    You always pick on the weak you bully!
    Jen has been a lot classier than those other two



  29. 29

    u needa stop bein' mean 2 jen. what angelina did to her was f*^ked up. just because she visitis 3rd world countries and adopts babies doesn't hide the fact she's a fish lipped homewrecker. angelina is freakin' lucky i'm not jen. i would beat her @$$ everytime i see her. every red carpet event i would right rag tag her @$$. so stop bein' MEAN!!!!



  30. 30

    BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT



  31. 31

    I wish her nothing but amazing things. She was minding her own business when someone that didn't respect her marriage came along.
    Don't knock her for that. She has always been nothing but awesome. I hope JM treats her with the respect she deserves.



  32. 32

    He is so wrong for her. Wasting her time. Come on Jen - time is going by and this is not going to work if you're looking for something long term.



  33. 33

    LEAVE HER ALONE YOU ASS FUKER!!! ME LIKES HER, SHE CUTE

  34. cj258 says – reply to this


    34

    Perez seriously? youre funny and all but just SO biased with who you like/ dislike.
    pretty sure angelina has a track record of stealing husbands, kissing her brother and wearing blood around her neck..
    but jens the pathetic one? ya right. grow up stop sucking brad/mangelinas dick



  35. 35

    The ugliest thing about this story is YOU Perez. Your hatred is really ugly!! You're a cute guy so why do you have to be so nasty?? This story is BS!! and you know it! Jen's movie is going to do well. And, hopefully, karma will send the douchebag Brad packing! Get over it already Perez…it's boring and ugly!!



  36. 36

    perez, i'd love to kick your dog into next week because YOU are such an asshole.



  37. 37

    She's like the chick version of Tommy girl. They even have the same nose. maybe when Katie's contract his up Tommy will holla at Maniston.



  38. 38

    Re: Stevie D.

    OH, you bring up a good point!!! Isn't it Perez that makes fun of Jen for loving her dogs…and then you've got Perez + Teddy!! Kinda hypocritical don't you think Perez??



  39. 39

    SERIOUSLY….PEREZ….SERIOUSLY

    ANGELINA AND PARIS HILTON BOTH HAVE HERPES……



  40. 40

    This is not hard to believe, y'all. Remember Tom did the same thing .. or was that a lie too? pffft



  41. 41

    You are such an asshole Perez. You are SO stereotypical, so cliche, so pathetic. You are a bitchy, hateful gay that can't feel good about himself unless he ridicules other people.
    This is just more made up bullshit. I love how you pulled all this from a ton of different sources. One said "One source says…" while another was "a friend of her agent"… blah blah blah - you think people haven't figured out you hate this woman for absolutely NO reason?

    I swear to god, don't EVER tell people to say no to H8 again - you spread enough for this whole world.



  42. 42

    Perez you are such a freaking hater. Like Brangelina would ever have you back. Get off Brad's dick already.. you will never have him. Grow a pair of balls then lick them.



  43. 43

    shut the fuck up perez. you're 100% more annoying than she will ever be. You are so pathetic.



  44. 44

    LEAVE JEN ALONE …JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER HOMO BOYFRIEND.YOUR TOO LAZY FOR HIM !!! YOU BIG HOMO BOY!!



  45. 45

    I think it SOOOOOOOOO funny how people post to Perez as if he gives a flying fuck as to reading them.

    Why so much hate against Perez? Yet the same people that hate him read his blob, most of you peeps are fake for that shit



  46. 46

    She will stay with Mayer until He's Just Not Into You premiers in February. It is well known that her 2nd stab at a 'relationship' with that dickbag Mayer is a complete ruse contrived to combat Aniston's 'pitiful' image in Hollywood. He's successful, attractive (barf) and most importantly 10 years her junior. He was convenient.



  47. 47

    Re: Jan12460 – im seriously THISCLOSE to not coming on this website.
    i come here for celebrity gossip, not perez's weekend plan update, what his nobody friends are up to and his annoying agenda. its all about him and who HE hates while hes alienating his READERS, his MONEYMAKERS by being so freaking biased. why cant he just put his jealously and hatred aside and just REPORT THE TRUTH? yes, he like brangelina and thats great..but if angie is a homewrecker, report it. just like when sienna DID THE SAME EXACT THING. i really am starting to hate perez..and im usually not a hateful person.



  48. 48

    Re: Wonder_Women – and do you think he's reading your suck up ass comments defending his (ick) honor?



  49. 49

    Omigod!!!!Who needs enemies with such a co-workers?Poor lonely Jen.Such a rich lady , why doesn´t she produces her own movies and stars alone in all of them surrounded by a male harem?That is an idea….She no longer will be alone for the premières!



  50. 50

    whatevs perez…i bet you've had your agent call around for some young men to be "set up with"….



  51. 51

    Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada
    suck up?
    Honor?
    LMAO
    I know perez isnt reading this shit, the people are, and that is who I am directing it to



  52. 52

    leave poor jen alone! she has shown a lot of class, especially after that bitch stole her husband! everyone seems to forget brad was married when he started fucking angie. jen is beautiful, she is hardly desperate, i'm tired of everyone saying that. she is a survivor!



  53. 53

    after feb 14 he is gone



  54. 54

    Re: Perez Is A UGLY FAT ELF
    he is not fat. PEREZ, YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME!



  55. 55

    Love Jennifer, and about John: give it up, Perezito, he was never yours. I hope Teddy can dry your tears every night when you think about the one that got away…



  56. 56

    Brad is not a hottie anymore. Jennifer is hot and this story sounds familiar-you put it on your site not that long ago. Get over it Perez. Stop hating.



  57. 57

    THAT'S A LOT OF BS PEREZ, YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS NOT LIKE THAT… SHE DOESN'T NEED TO BE LIKE THAT… BEING THE STAR SHE IS OF COURSE SHE NEEDS TO ASK HER ASSISTANTS OR PPL AROUND HER TO DO SOME RESEARCH ON A GUY THAT SEEMS INTERESTING AND A POTENTIAL BF.
    YOUR JEALOUSY IS SOOO OBVIOUS AND SOOOO SAD, WHAT YOU FORGOT TO SAY HERE IS THAT YOU WILL BE THE ONE REALLY SPENDING XMAS ALONE…
    THAT MUST BE SO SAD FOR YOU PIGGY, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU CAUSE THIS IS YOUR LIFE FULL OF ANGER, RESENTMENT AND LONELINESS… DON'T BLAME IT ON ANYONE BUT YOU.



  58. 58

    Re: Wonder_Women

    Perez does actually read this stuff. He's done stuff in response to what majority of the posters have written many times.



  59. 59

    I'm no fan of hers but I don't expect the movie to bomb! I like d-o-g-s:)
    But I don't like Mayer/Aniston together. Don't ask me why; think your column turns me against people!



  60. 60

    sure-to-be shiteous?? marley and me is one of the best books ever! she may suck, but don't talk shit about a film you know nothing about!



  61. 61

    FRUGALLADY. COM



  62. 62

    Re: ob$e$$ed – Lol he has no agents, he can't even afford a spell checker!



  63. 63

    Now them getting back together totally makes sense. Why else would she be with that loser (again)?

    And to these people above, if all you really think that stuff about Perez (boring, mean, yadda-yadda-yadda), I'd think you'd stop coming to his site…..



  64. 64

    Re: Osakhomen
    Riiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhtttt
    You know this how?



  65. 65

    ANGELINA HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, JEN IS WACK!



  66. 66

    She is sooooooooooo desperate and needy. Very sad.



  67. 67

    Perez, would you leave Jennifer Anniston alone. She is prettier, cooler, and nicer that the Skankelina slut bitch whore trog crazy psycho baby-hoarder.



  68. 68

    she's pathetic
    i hope the magazines get sick of them soon
    www.thatshideous.com



  69. 69

    uuuuh, all those ppl trashin' perez 4 pickin' on jen… gotta love this…
    actually, I too, do feel bad 4 her… but, then again… this world is a shitty place to be in :) )



  70. 70

    Re: Stevie D. – I call friday's perez's self promotion friday. Don't even come here on fridays. But you are right, he is just getting to big a head, and well we all knows where that leads. It was all fun at first, but the whole gossip site thing is getting old. I dont see him being around much longer.



  71. 71

    I don't know why you are so hard on Jennifer. I LOVE LOVE LOVE her! I think Brad is a tool and Ang is a witch… and not a good witch. I think that Jennifer has taken the high road and I admire her for that. Just because she hasn't rushed into another marriage/partnership like Brad did, doesn't mean that she is desperate. It just means she got hurt, has learned from her mistakes, and is willing to wait for the man that she loves. Good for her!



  72. 72

    PEREZ… i LOVE YOU. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE AGAINST JEN. DON'T BEAT UP ON HER BEAT UP ON THE OTHER HOMEWREKER.



  73. 73

    have you ever HEARD of marley & me?? new york times BEST SELLER. you're an idiot. & jennifer aniston is an american sweetheart. SHUT UP!!



  74. 74

    Ya know PNasty, this is getting pretty low. Even you can't believe this story is true.

    What if John and Jen are truly happy?



  75. 75

    why the fuck are you always so mean to her perez ?
    at least she's not a homewrecker like that whorelina jolie



  76. 76

    Re: uncle eldon

    Jen is wack? smh. ANGELINA right be humpin' and fuckin' her brother but jen is wack? ur wack buddy!



  77. 77

    Perez.. sing me a new song. u're always reporting the same old crap about her. let her be. no one goes around saying ur so ugly, perhaps that's why you're so upset. all eyes are on her and 0 on your fake ass.



  78. 78

    She is acting like a whore who gives away.



  79. 79

    ur such a hater



  80. 80

    Re: Wonder_Women

    he edits stuff all the time.. when a bunch of people comment on something that is spelled weird, or just wrong, he always changes it after a while.

  81. vanya says – reply to this


    81

    I'm tired of you dissing Jennifer Aniston. Leave her alone! I like her, she's not a homewrecker. She's succesful and beautiful. Besides, this is getting old.



  82. 82

    STFU, Perez. I actually like John and Jen. I hate Brad and Angelina. The two of them should get the hell out of the business and go take care of their two hundred fucking kids. Why do you never question Santa "Psycho" Angelina and he obsessive need for more, more, more children?! She ruined Brad. He used to be sexy, now he's just a mess.

    Go John and Jen!!



  83. 83

    Aniston's over-estimating her less than marginal talent really did her in. Honestly, how can she compete with Angelina? She is a MOTHER of BRAD's CHILDREN. Need to say no more. Go on hooking up with some loser, strip like your mother for a DOG movie and try your best. No Chance In Hell. HOW PATHETIC.



  84. 84

    I really like her and can't understand why you are so mean when you write about her. She's funny and cute and she doesn't go after married men like some people!



  85. 85

    I finally agree with you….she must be a huge pain in the ass. And you know what else? I think Pitt is kinda gay, and worse, as dumb as a bag of hammers.



  86. 86

    it must be HORRIBLE having so many people speak for you and about your love life ! seriously, everyone points out how NEEDY and DESPERATE this woman is, and she's probably trying to live a very normal love life !



  87. 87

    And John Mayer can't stand to be without paparazzi attention.



  88. 88

    Good job promoting ageism you FAT asshole



  89. 89

    after reading all the posts about jen , time to start hating on someone else



  90. 90

    Re: Jenfraud – what makes you think she wants to compete with Ange for Brad ? she chose not to have his children and she's made the right decision. Or you migh say that if she had Brad's child, he wouldn't leave her. These are woman's options?



  91. 91

    She's so pathetic I don't know whether or not to feel sorry for her. She is decent at manipulating the press but not as good as Angie. Then again that Third World-orphan collecting freak is good at manipulating everyone and everything. I really don't care about either movie - all I care about is "Revolutionary Road" with Leo and Kate coming out the day after!!!!



  92. 92

    I get a kick out of your sense of humor 90% of the time even if i disagree with what you are saying. I don't understand the hatred toward Jennifer Aniston, though. I know this is all for entertainment but I don't see why you are so MEAN sometimes. Ouch. I wish Jennifer well.



  93. 93

    You read this on POP SUGAR days ago…they're pretty lame too. Jen is getting it on with your fantasy man JOhn and you can't stand it. Go fuck yourself flabby ass.



  94. 94

    I don't get it! Why does she have so many problems with men and how in God's name is this womanizer going be able to stay just with her?



  95. 95

    Oh, leave her alone,Ms. Hilton. She's cooler than Angie 'n we all know it! Just more private (well, trying to be) Looks aren't everything… Luv Angie too, but, c'mon… why be beatin' on Jen?



  96. 96

    ya im sure A-lister Jen is really super desperate…You're a fucking moron, and so is everyone else who thinks Jennifer Aniston is desperate…ya it must totally suck to be a beautiful movie star with tons of money and an insanely good body not only for a almost 40 year old, but a good body for a 20 year old…I think this lady is fine, and fucks like you want to just keep bringing up her ex…give me a break, what Aniston takes longer than anyone in history to get over a divorce…BTW what did she do wrong? I think cock sucker ass hole Bradly is the one who cheated on her and left her for Angie…FUCK U PEREZ



  97. 97

    Perez give them a break!
    love Jen and Jhon!



  98. 98

    Re: Jenfraud
    You post negative comments on ANY and EVERY website that remotely mentions her. You are obsessed with Aniston.
    Now I am obsessed with you.



  99. 99

    JenFraud, You post negative comments on each and every site that remotely mentions Aniston. Again, I ask, what is up with that? I'm becoming positively fascinated by you. What kind of person makes their avatar photo of a celebrity and cruises celebrity websites to bash them? Should we alert the FBI? Your mom? Brad?

  100. kuku says – reply to this


    100

    john mayer is too ugly for her anyway! I think it's ok for her to be SINGLE AND IN CHARGE! MORE WOMEN SHOULD BE IN CONTROL LIKE THAT!

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