Asslee Loves It Up The Butt!
You just gotta love Pete Wentz. He knows how to work to the media and release the right amount news.
Just today, the bassist from Fall Out Boy was on Howard Stern's show. And Stern, who's apparently a fan of Ashlee Simpson, seemed eager to get Wentz talking about their sex life.
And, to our surprise, Pete was more than willing to talk about it and a few other things along the way.
Poppa Joe must be so proud!
Wentz reveals that "We have an amazing sex life. Texas girls are fun."
He even talks about the first time they had sex, saying, "It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now.' "
For some reason we think Asslee isn't going to be too pleased with this. Some things should remain private and personal!
He even talks about his former ex's, like Michelle Trachtenberg and Lindsay Lohan. Oh, and the whole experimentation of him kissing guys is apparently just a form of freaking-out people.
Wentz said, "My wife will murder me if I go on the scale. I will say that Michelle was a blast. My wife is the ultimate, though."
And it also turns out that Ashlee doesn't like strip clubs, but she has some "mean skills" at giving lap dances.
Oh, and even jucier news, it seems Ashlee also let's Pete give it to her up the ass.
We knew it!
So John Mayer/Jessica Simpson of the two!!!!!!
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I can't imagine her giving good lap dances!
The only dance I can see her doing is the hoedown.
She def won't be pleased with Pete, especially if he mentioned that Michelle was a blast.
You're not supposed to say you had a great time with an EX!
I don't think Ashlee will ever redeem herself.
Lmao good one pete i wish i could see ashlee's face when he was saying all that xD
What a fucking dipshit! It's like he's over-compensating for something…
Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – ROTFLMAO
"banging the girl of your dreams.." classy…obviously, when he came 3 seconds later, he fell in love, talking about banging somebody is not the same as LOVE. He sucks as an artist and she is even worse, dear God, please let the rest of the world see Asslee for the failure of a musician that she is, as well as Pete's band who DO suck each others balls tho the tape has not been released yet.
Pete thinks HE is the star of the band, no Pete, you are just the most retarded looking one in the group, the rest of the guys look like Oklahoma cow tippers..good for your trying to look *Hollywood* to match your *wife* Pieces…pieces…pieces of shit*
Pete Wentz fits perfectly with the Simpsons, he loves to open his mouth, and he loves media attention. This is a match made in heaven. Joe doesn't have to work for press anymore for his 2nd mistake in life.
Re: SweetMocha – Is that you in the pic? And if so what work outs do u do to keep your body?
what a great way to talk about the mother of your kid. this guy is so deserpate for attention.
His he just so low to get media attention since no one wanted the baby pics to talk abut Ashlee like that!!!! That is sooo wrong you are a married man now you do not compare your wife with an ex!!! You do not speak of your previous sexual experiences and you do not let everyone know your wife likes it up the ass!! Pete is a fucken bastard!! I hear DIVORCE!!!
Fine class act… pappa Joe married his daughters with douches… what a family!
No doubt papa Joe is helping write a book about midget Pete and Asslee's sex life. Anything to make a buck!
Interesting…I always thought he liked it up the ass.
I'm sure Pete is such a good lover too, describing their first sex together as "banging". Go back to Munchkinland you douche.
LOL - must agree with sweetmocha
oh no pete…
Trashy…
Some will say anything for attention!
not classy
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that's just tacky!! but they are pretty tacky in the first place. still thats a low, even for him..that's the mother of your child! i don't want to hear him come out later and say it was all a joke..funny joke i got it, NOT. and yes ugly and fat chicks have to put out more. LOOOVED the scary movie reference from before hahahaha! as a fellow dallas native, the simpsons are an embarassment to dallas, everyone here wants them to stop promoting texas.
yawn
hes boring
Re: Harry Taint – bahaa
i bet ashlee isnt gonna be happy bout this.
but i dont remember him saying all that!
youre gonna get fucking sued or something for that perez.
I always knew she was a whore.
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I can't believe that this idiot Pete Wentz is announcing to the whole world that his wife let's him "give it to her up the ass"!
What a piece of scum!
Re: Topher – HAHA….sure….
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you can film it we'll put it on the internet…..
Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross!
Ash just went WAY up on the hotness scale…
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TMI!
If his wife is okay with him saying all this then she has no class either.
Ashlee has always had assholes for boyfriends…this time she just married em.
he said she keeps him happy - to me that just implies she gives him blow jobs.
anyone agree?
anal sex really isn't as common among younger couples as you could be led to believe, and i'll bet most the stupid and puerile comments on here are from anal virgins. americans seem to be obsessed with it though - probably the effect of watching too much porn and not distinguishing it from reality.
pete's a twat to have talked about this stuff at all, though it'll probably stop them being seen just as parents, and remind everyone they're still young and sexy celebrities (or would like to be seen as that, i guess).
people, keep your sex lives to yourselves and you won't feel obliged to compare your experience with that of others (which can lead to doing things you aren't ready to do or don't actually want to do). do things because you want to, with other people that want to do them too. just because you haven't done it yet doesn't mean you'll miss out!
I hope that he made this all up to laugh at later…
why would u talk like this about the mother of your child…. oh yeah, i forgot it IS pete wentz. he can be so immature sometimes ACK
Re: BadHorse –
basically lol i can't stand him
Re: PinkMartinii – God. I completely agree with you. I just took a TUMS. Bleh.
I really didn't need to know that.
I've just lost the little respect that I used to have for Pete Wentz. Ashlee should kick him where it hurts! That's disgusting that he spilled all that information out to the world when it should stay between the two people involved.
Ugh.
I have only had respect for this man.
pete your digging yourself into a hole
and its stupid rockstar moves like this
which make me think you wont be together long.
Wait till Bronx grows up your gonna be a shame.
Yeah the list of things you've done to fuck his life up
"yeah my dad the one with;
the pictures of his dick every where
wears make up
told everyone how he fucks my mom up the ass
and is a complete fuck up!"
Honestly pete,
coming from a true fan this should mean something!
Respect lost.
IEUW her hair!
My brother actually cornholed Jessica Simpson back in high school. She wanted to remain a virgin until marraige so she wouldn't have vaginal intercourse, but she considered anal and oral okay. And boy did she do A LOT of anal and oral!
Re: SweetMocha – I don't think her beak will allow her to rim him!
YUCK - wayyyyyy TMI!!
What the fuck! Does he ENJOY being married to ASSLEE? You would think that at some point these hollywood assholes would stop sharing all their dirty details. When those two start complaining about the negative publicity…I don't want to hear it. You screwed yourself in the in the ass.
Well of course she does, how do you think she got into the music business in the first place?
"You're banging the girl of your dreams…" What a classy way to talk about your wife. This guy is a douche, and Fall Out Boy will never be heard of in two years.
ewwwwwww!!! OH MY LORD!!! i'd KILL him!!!
Oh boy, I smell a fight at home a bruin', can't guys keep their fucking mouths SHUT about their sex lives? I mean really! Some things need to stay private!!!
Oh please no straight man on this EARTH would kiss another man for any type of shock value. He is a fag just like John Mayer.
too much info pete
wow, he is dead.
My husband NEVER talks about our business; nor do I. Usually if it's good, you don't talk about it. The people that do are trying to make it better.
that's really fucked up. how can he put their business out like that?
Whatta hell, sex is a personal thing between two people, this is embarrising that he speaks about it national tv… And about the wildness. I bet she isnt that wild that pete claims :E I dont even want to think about it ;P
Idiot. Fucking idiot. If my man ever told anyone that, and most especially if he said it on-air, his family jewels would be missing soon after.
Oh my.
He's an idiot. If I were Ashley, I would SOOOOOOOOOOOOO leave his ass!! He needs to shut the fuck up, if he knows whats good for him. But then, I don't think he DOES know whats good for him, because he's too much of a fuckin' shithead!!