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Suri's paternal figure at the premiere of his new Nazi film, Monday night in NYC.

That dude cozied up to Tom Cruise and whispered in his ear, "______________."

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Dec 16, 2008 at 10:30 am / Email this »

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harrybalsac says – reply to this

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thanks for the reach around.
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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you're gay aren't you?
Emersonnice says – reply to this

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"Oh man, I farted and it stinks, think I'll let y9ou take the blame!"
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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last night was wonderful.
erostadd says – reply to this

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i can't wait for you to feltch me
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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you smell like mushrooms.
the last star says – reply to this

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I am so hard right now!!
ROCKthatRUNthat says – reply to this

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who cares leave Tom alone!
THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this

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I HATE TOM CRUISE!!! WHO THE FUCK CARES???
CutieLuLu says – reply to this

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dump katie and be with me
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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you are a robot..i knewit!
leaveit2beeker says – reply to this

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Like it like this?
LaDiva is unleashed... says – reply to this

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Caught up in a "gay" moment.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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all that Scientology shit, I just made it up!
buck says – reply to this

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they would be welcomed with open arms in the penguin community
Major Dude is a Major Dude says – reply to this

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you got one tight heiny there Mr. Cruise…

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Katy is licking my exit, will you do the same?
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – I have Duff wood!
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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"I have a big cock"
datgirl says – reply to this

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"You have to tell me what color liquid base and lip gloss you are wearing, cause I LOVES it!!!!! You go girl"
I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this

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Put your daughter in a fucking coat every once in awhile.
harrybalsac says – reply to this

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Re: buck – NICE!
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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you know your nuts right?
TattAngel says – reply to this

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So is it my turn with Katie tonight or yours?
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: harrybalsac – lol
i knew you'd likeit!
Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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"I enjoyed fucking you in your SS uniform last night."
orchidgirl says – reply to this

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"Tom,my friend, I know how devastated you were after Andrew Morton's "Tom Cruise: The Unauthorized Biography" came out. Tom , my man, I know a hit man."
JusticeStoon says – reply to this

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Isn't that dude Patrick Swayze?
mama of 2 says – reply to this

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Re: buck – lol
good one.
orchidgirl says – reply to this

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Re: ShakeYourkitty –
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I bet you do, darling Kitty. Purrrr….
Big Black Dick says – reply to this

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Is that your fist in my ass or BBD's?
midi says – reply to this

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see you in the washroom in five!
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Are you a top or bottom man?
orchidgirl says – reply to this

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Harry, dearest,
Hitting with a shoe is a grave insult in Islam.
Hitting with a shoe is a sign of great affection in New Guinea.
Mando25 says – reply to this

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Tommy boi, I'm gonna fuck you up for this cold sore you gave me!
guilty of being white says – reply to this

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How does my dick taste? Is that BBD's fist in your ass??
phlipme says – reply to this

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Quick, pass it on. Xenu is in the 3rd row.
phlipme says – reply to this

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Quick, pass it on. Xenu is in the building.
Topher says – reply to this

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Come fuck my dirty shit hole.
whatdafuxxx says – reply to this

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Hey how you doin tom cruise? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So i dont mind asking for your head
You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick
Kateedid says – reply to this

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Meet you in the bathroom in 5 minutes for a quickie!
JokerBaby says – reply to this

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My finger is in your ass in 5. Meet me in the bathroom stall.
litzie says – reply to this

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"Straighten out, dude."
NotSoGay says – reply to this

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"I'm so proud of you, you're doing such a gtreat job making people belief you're STRAIGHT!"
gemmapearl says – reply to this

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hmmm don't know why you're wearing bronzer
ammmber says – reply to this

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"I'm gonna give you a cold sore that'll match Katie's…"
gnarls says – reply to this

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suuure tom. i won't tell katie
Reginald Perrin says – reply to this

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Say what you like about Tom but he does seem like a nice guy. He's not got a vile attitude like your Jessica Alba's and the like.
Master Patrick Berlin says – reply to this

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Perez Hates Me ^^
Chantal loves pad thai says – reply to this

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Eat that shaved hole!
Burly Girl Hurls Sidewalk Pizza says – reply to this

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…."let's kiss".
Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! says – reply to this

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After you ditch Katie….
dumbnhung says – reply to this

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…is that Xenu in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
DUDIDU says – reply to this

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LIVE TOM ALONE ALREADY!!!! HE´s NICE GUY AND HIS WIFE EVEN MORE.
IL Chic says – reply to this

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"Do me"
venuspower says – reply to this

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Perez I was just about to grab that pic of TC and blog it when I scrolled down to see your special brand of doodle to which I was forced to decline using the image Must you draw genitalia on TC?
Neteret says – reply to this

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Boycott the $cientologist.
miss.spears says – reply to this

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i put out
MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this

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Tops or bottoms?
Topher says – reply to this

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Re: Chantal loves pad thai – You look to innocent to be sayin shit like that.
snotrag says – reply to this

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There is a bit of my man juice on the back of your coat. Sorry
MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this

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Can you feel the love tonight? It's hard and a-throbbin'.
TattAngel says – reply to this

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Re: dumbnhung –

ROTFL
MrsRPattz says – reply to this

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You smell so good.Lets stop pretending
ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this

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Re: Topher – eeeewwwww
ajbwb says – reply to this

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I want to FUCK YOU……….
I cant stand them says – reply to this

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"You know what happens at night when Katie goes to sleep"
milky99 says – reply to this

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my dick is
…….. so in can bend you over
Mister Bo Bo says – reply to this

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My dick is hard and yes that's my finger up your ass!!!
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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"AFTER THE MICKEY I SLIPPED KATIE TAKES EFFECT I'M GONNA CORNHOLE
YOU INTO NEXT WEEK, YOU NAUGHTY BITCH!"
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Topher says – reply to this

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Re: ShakeYourkitty – I agree EWWWWWw but you know he is into shit like that……"come on Tom, show me yer turds."
xxxojulzoxxx says – reply to this

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Fuck what you heard, I REALLY loved you on Oprah.
BilboBaggins says – reply to this

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You, Me, Suite upstairs.
RunAliRun says – reply to this

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"The mothership is back for you Tom. Go now! GO!"
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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MORE "FILL IN THE BLANKS" AND MORE TEDDY HILTON VIDEOS!!!
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JULES82 says – reply to this

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"my ann frank costume is in the car…meet me at the hotel in your natzi get up and lets do this!"
THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this

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Re: Chantal loves pad thai – OMG!!! THAT IS SSSSOOOO GROSS. I MUST GO STAB MY MINDS EYE OUT
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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IF THEY GOT ANY CLOSER THEY'D NEED A CONDOM!!!
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Mangina says – reply to this

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Let me show you my alien shuttle craft!
peZZer says – reply to this

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the load you blew in my ass is leaking down my leg.
Rigz says – reply to this

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Who goes first????
RobertBuckley_00 says – reply to this

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Ill show you my secret handshake Tom
mmm!
Stevie D. says – reply to this

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tom, your breath smells like my peepee.
The Radical Queen says – reply to this

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OH I KNOW THAT GUY….AND I KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO TOMMYTURD. "I HEAR YOU LIKE UM REAL BIG AND I'M PACKIN 13 FAT INCHES, AND I CAN KEEP IT UP ALL NIGHT." THUS EXPLAINING THE GREEDILY ANTICIPATING SMILE ON TOMMYTURD'S FACE.
porodika says – reply to this

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…Remember OUR days?……..
Mentalist says – reply to this

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Is he whispering? Ummm Tommy, guess what that hard thing is, bumping up against your leg?
Wasabi says – reply to this

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I'm fucking your wife, but it would be much better with you. xD
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: The Radical Queen – #83.
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ABSOLUTELY DARLING!
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LG HAS NEVER SEEN TOMMYBOY LOOK SO "HORNED-UP!!!"
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LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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"I'VE GOT ZEE GERMAN FORESKIN! HAVE YOU TRIED "DOCKING?"
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Sophie Pendragon says – reply to this

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"That dude" is actually Thomas Kretschmann and he's whispering: Eff off dude, you stole my role…
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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"LET'S 69!"
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Phillia says – reply to this

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i must say, Tom Cruise is aging well
FutureCougar says – reply to this

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Meet me in the bathroom in ten.
Phillia says – reply to this

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i want to see them kiss
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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(Tommy "Butt-Plug Mary" is of course saying yes to EVERYTHING!!!)
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Phillia says – reply to this

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Re: mama of 2 – can you imagine our reactions if we really did find out that Suri Cruise was actually an android child?
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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HE SAID, "….I'M GONNA FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!"
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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….AND THEN I'M GONNA WEAR OUT YOUR JAW WITH MY COCK! YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SMILE FOR A WEEK…….LET ALONE WALK!!!!!
ohcarol7148 says – reply to this

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he is saying to tom………..(you have a hair out of place .here let me fix it )
LVHPL1724 says – reply to this

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Okay, that is totally Thomas Kretschmann - a smoking hot German actor. Who cares what he is saying to Tom, I'd let him say whatever he wanted to me!
LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this

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Re: jimmyjazz – 96-97.
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OOOOOH!
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HOW DELICIOUS!!!
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Angelina Jolie Announces That Her Next Movie Will Be...

Maleficent!

At least, we think it is! Almost positive, actually!

Angelina Jolie was at the Berlin International Film Festival today, where she is screening her directorial debut, In The Land Of Blood and Honey out of competition, when she announced that the long-rumored project was next up for her - even though she didn't specifically call it by name!

She explains:

"I haven't acted in two years, and I haven't done anything else since this . The next thing I am looking at is a Disney movie. The best thing to find that balance is to do something that is just for children. You know, you find different ways to make things matter. When, for example, you do fun action movies, they are empowering for my daughters."

And since we've gotten word that the Luc Besson movie she had been eyeing seems to have stalled, and Maleficent recently got Robert Stromberg as a director, we think it's safe to say that the Linda Woolverton-written adaptation of the classic fairy tale is definitely where we'll see her next!

So, so cool!

Gurl is going to ROCK this! Don't U think?

[Image via WENN.]