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   harrybalsac says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   thanks for the reach around.

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   mama of 2 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   you're gay aren't you?

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   Emersonnice says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   "Oh man, I farted and it stinks, think I'll let y9ou take the blame!"

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   mama of 2 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   last night was wonderful.

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   i can't wait for you to feltch me

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   mama of 2 says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   you smell like mushrooms.

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   the last star says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I am so hard right now!!

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   ROCKthatRUNthat says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   who cares leave Tom alone!

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   THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I HATE TOM CRUISE!!! WHO THE FUCK CARES???

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    CutieLuLu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    dump katie and be with me

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    mama of 2 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you are a robot..i knewit!

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    Like it like this?

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    LaDiva is unleashed... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Caught up in a "gay" moment.

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    harrybalsac says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    all that Scientology shit, I just made it up!

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    buck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    they would be welcomed with open arms in the penguin community

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    Major Dude is a Major Dude says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you got one tight heiny there Mr. Cruise…

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    Katy is licking my exit, will you do the same?

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    harrybalsac says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: mama of 2 – I have Duff wood!

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    ShakeYourkitty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I have a big cock"

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    datgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "You have to tell me what color liquid base and lip gloss you are wearing, cause I LOVES it!!!!! You go girl"

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    I'll shoot your eye out bitches says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Put your daughter in a fucking coat every once in awhile.

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    harrybalsac says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: buck – NICE!

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    mama of 2 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    you know your nuts right?

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    TattAngel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    So is it my turn with Katie tonight or yours?

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    mama of 2 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: harrybalsac – lol
    i knew you'd likeit!

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    Dick Gozinya says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I enjoyed fucking you in your SS uniform last night."

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    orchidgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Tom,my friend, I know how devastated you were after Andrew Morton's "Tom Cruise: The Unauthorized Biography" came out. Tom , my man, I know a hit man."

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    JusticeStoon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Isn't that dude Patrick Swayze?

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    mama of 2 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: buck – lol
    good one.

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    orchidgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: ShakeYourkitty –
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    I bet you do, darling Kitty. Purrrr….

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    Big Black Dick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is that your fist in my ass or BBD's?

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    midi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    see you in the washroom in five!

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    LizardKinG says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Are you a top or bottom man?

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    orchidgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Harry, dearest,
    Hitting with a shoe is a grave insult in Islam.
    Hitting with a shoe is a sign of great affection in New Guinea.

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    Mando25 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Tommy boi, I'm gonna fuck you up for this cold sore you gave me!

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    How does my dick taste? Is that BBD's fist in your ass??

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    phlipme says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Quick, pass it on. Xenu is in the 3rd row.

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    phlipme says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Quick, pass it on. Xenu is in the building.

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    Topher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Come fuck my dirty shit hole.

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    whatdafuxxx says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey how you doin tom cruise? lemme whisper in your ear
    Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear
    You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
    Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft
    Naw i'm jus playin' lets just say i can
    And im known to be a real nasty man
    And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
    So i dont mind asking for your head
    You heard what i said, we need to make our way to the bed
    And you can start usin' yo head
    You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
    Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
    Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
    So you can see what you've been missin'
    You might had some but you never had none like this
    Just wait til you see my dick

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    Meet you in the bathroom in 5 minutes for a quickie!

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    JokerBaby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My finger is in your ass in 5. Meet me in the bathroom stall.

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    litzie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Straighten out, dude."

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    "I'm so proud of you, you're doing such a gtreat job making people belief you're STRAIGHT!"

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    gemmapearl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hmmm don't know why you're wearing bronzer

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    ammmber says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I'm gonna give you a cold sore that'll match Katie's…"

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    gnarls says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    suuure tom. i won't tell katie

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    Reginald Perrin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Say what you like about Tom but he does seem like a nice guy. He's not got a vile attitude like your Jessica Alba's and the like.

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    Master Patrick Berlin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez Hates Me ^^

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    Chantal loves pad thai says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Eat that shaved hole!

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    Burly Girl Hurls Sidewalk Pizza says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …."let's kiss".

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    Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    After you ditch Katie….

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    dumbnhung says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …is that Xenu in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

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    DUDIDU says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LIVE TOM ALONE ALREADY!!!! HE´s NICE GUY AND HIS WIFE EVEN MORE.

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    IL Chic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Do me"

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    venuspower says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez I was just about to grab that pic of TC and blog it when I scrolled down to see your special brand of doodle to which I was forced to decline using the image Must you draw genitalia on TC?

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    Boycott the $cientologist.

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    miss.spears says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i put out

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    MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Tops or bottoms?

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    Topher says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Chantal loves pad thai – You look to innocent to be sayin shit like that.

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    There is a bit of my man juice on the back of your coat. Sorry

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    MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Can you feel the love tonight? It's hard and a-throbbin'.

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    Re: dumbnhung –

    ROTFL

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    MrsRPattz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You smell so good.Lets stop pretending

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    Re: Topher – eeeewwwww

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    I want to FUCK YOU……….

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    "You know what happens at night when Katie goes to sleep"

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    my dick is
    …….. so in can bend you over

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    Mister Bo Bo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    My dick is hard and yes that's my finger up your ass!!!

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    LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "AFTER THE MICKEY I SLIPPED KATIE TAKES EFFECT I'M GONNA CORNHOLE
    YOU INTO NEXT WEEK, YOU NAUGHTY BITCH!"
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    Re: ShakeYourkitty – I agree EWWWWWw but you know he is into shit like that……"come on Tom, show me yer turds."

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    Fuck what you heard, I REALLY loved you on Oprah.

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    You, Me, Suite upstairs.

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    "The mothership is back for you Tom. Go now! GO!"

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    LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MORE "FILL IN THE BLANKS" AND MORE TEDDY HILTON VIDEOS!!!
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    "my ann frank costume is in the car…meet me at the hotel in your natzi get up and lets do this!"

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    Re: Chantal loves pad thai – OMG!!! THAT IS SSSSOOOO GROSS. I MUST GO STAB MY MINDS EYE OUT

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    LeOna'$ Gho$t says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    IF THEY GOT ANY CLOSER THEY'D NEED A CONDOM!!!
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    Mangina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Let me show you my alien shuttle craft!

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    the load you blew in my ass is leaking down my leg.

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    Who goes first????

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    Ill show you my secret handshake Tom
    mmm!

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    tom, your breath smells like my peepee.

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    OH I KNOW THAT GUY….AND I KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO TOMMYTURD. "I HEAR YOU LIKE UM REAL BIG AND I'M PACKIN 13 FAT INCHES, AND I CAN KEEP IT UP ALL NIGHT." THUS EXPLAINING THE GREEDILY ANTICIPATING SMILE ON TOMMYTURD'S FACE.

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    …Remember OUR days?……..

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    Is he whispering? Ummm Tommy, guess what that hard thing is, bumping up against your leg?

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    I'm fucking your wife, but it would be much better with you. xD

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    Re: The Radical Queen – #83.
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    LG HAS NEVER SEEN TOMMYBOY LOOK SO "HORNED-UP!!!"
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    "I'VE GOT ZEE GERMAN FORESKIN! HAVE YOU TRIED "DOCKING?"
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    "That dude" is actually Thomas Kretschmann and he's whispering: Eff off dude, you stole my role…

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    "LET'S 69!"
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    i must say, Tom Cruise is aging well

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    Meet me in the bathroom in ten.

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    Phillia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i want to see them kiss

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    (Tommy "Butt-Plug Mary" is of course saying yes to EVERYTHING!!!)
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    Re: mama of 2 – can you imagine our reactions if we really did find out that Suri Cruise was actually an android child?

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    HE SAID, "….I'M GONNA FUCK THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU ALL NIGHT LONG!"

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    ….AND THEN I'M GONNA WEAR OUT YOUR JAW WITH MY COCK! YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SMILE FOR A WEEK…….LET ALONE WALK!!!!!

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    he is saying to tom………..(you have a hair out of place .here let me fix it )

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    Okay, that is totally Thomas Kretschmann - a smoking hot German actor. Who cares what he is saying to Tom, I'd let him say whatever he wanted to me!

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     Re: jimmyjazz – 96-97.
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     HOW DELICIOUS!!!
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