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Suri's paternal figure at the premiere of his new Nazi film, Monday night in NYC.

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That dude cozied up to Tom Cruise and whispered in his ear, "______________."

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Dec 16, 2008 at 10:30 am / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      get yo finger out my ass!!



    2. 102

      your place or mine?



    3. 103

      u were hot i 4got lol



    4. 104

      "You have the tightest sweetest asshole I have ever fucked dude - and your manjizz is as yummy as candy! Tonight I am going to put you in my sling and ride you like a cumhungry bitch!"



    5. 105

      Re: LCBitch
      .
      .
      LOVE IT!!!
      although the "tight" part is questionable. Oh never mind, Tommy has his
      well-worn manhole tightened surgically every three months.
      .
      .



    6. 106

      hmmm ur hair smellllssss………..great, really



    7. 107

      "the Dude" aka Thomas Kretchsmann "scrumptious German hottie" former East German olympic swimmer.

      "I should have had the lead you no-talent freaky twit"

    8. SDARR says – reply to this


      108

      "your lips are still red from sucking my cock"



    9. 109

      Heyy honey how was work?

      OR

      Are we still on for friday night?



    10. 110

      Wow, it's getting warm in here! Wink!



    11. 111

      "If you seek Amy"



    12. 112

      Tonight it's my turn to give and for you to receive…K



    13. 113

      "I love it when you stick your tongue up my asshole, tastes good right?"



    14. 114

      …I love you."



    15. 115

      "i love you baby"



    16. 116

      I think that 'DUDE' is Australian movie director John Polson…he was in Mission Impossible 2…..



    17. 117

      "my hotel room, 15 minutes."



    18. 118

      Re: whatdafuxxx
      ROTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
      OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY!
      GOOD ONE!



    19. 119

      Get your fist OUT of my ass!



    20. 120

      nanoo nanoo

    21. theD says – reply to this


      121

      "DONT FUK'N MOVE CRUISE, IM GONNA FINGER THAT FRIGGED ASS OF YOURS!!!! IS THIS THE WAY KATIE DOES IT, HUH, IS THIS HOW LIL TOMMIE LIKES IT????"



    22. 122

      Im willing to exit seperate enterances if it means we can still cock sock. If it werent for me your sham of a marriage would never be kept secret.



    23. 123

      Ready for round 3?



    24. 124

      "Room 239 this time."



    25. 125

      "Valkyerie" will be the biggest bomb of the year and your career is over."



    26. 126

      Is he saying? Oh my gosh Tom, I can't believe how much BIGGER you are down here than that little twerp Perez.



    27. 127

      GAY GAY GAY GAY!



    28. 128

      I can still taste your man juice.



    29. 129

      YOU, ME, on Oprah's couch….



    30. 130

      "When are we going to tell Katie?" Tom looks so natural! look at that hand… so comfortable, like it's doing what it's meant to do… haha!

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