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Suri's paternal figure at the premiere of his new Nazi film, Monday night in NYC.

That dude cozied up to Tom Cruise and whispered in his ear, "______________."
[Image via WENN.]

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Suri's paternal figure at the premiere of his new Nazi film, Monday night in NYC.

That dude cozied up to Tom Cruise and whispered in his ear, "______________."
[Image via WENN.]
get yo finger out my ass!!
your place or mine?
u were hot i 4got lol
"You have the tightest sweetest asshole I have ever fucked dude - and your manjizz is as yummy as candy! Tonight I am going to put you in my sling and ride you like a cumhungry bitch!"
Re: LCBitch –
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LOVE IT!!!
although the "tight" part is questionable. Oh never mind, Tommy has his
well-worn manhole tightened surgically every three months.
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hmmm ur hair smellllssss………..great, really
"the Dude" aka Thomas Kretchsmann "scrumptious German hottie" former East German olympic swimmer.
"I should have had the lead you no-talent freaky twit"
"your lips are still red from sucking my cock"
Heyy honey how was work?
OR
Are we still on for friday night?
Wow, it's getting warm in here! Wink!
"If you seek Amy"
Tonight it's my turn to give and for you to receive…K
"I love it when you stick your tongue up my asshole, tastes good right?"
…I love you."
"i love you baby"
I think that 'DUDE' is Australian movie director John Polson…he was in Mission Impossible 2…..
"my hotel room, 15 minutes."
Re: whatdafuxxx –
ROTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL DAY!
GOOD ONE!
Get your fist OUT of my ass!
nanoo nanoo
"DONT FUK'N MOVE CRUISE, IM GONNA FINGER THAT FRIGGED ASS OF YOURS!!!! IS THIS THE WAY KATIE DOES IT, HUH, IS THIS HOW LIL TOMMIE LIKES IT????"
Im willing to exit seperate enterances if it means we can still cock sock. If it werent for me your sham of a marriage would never be kept secret.
Ready for round 3?
"Room 239 this time."
"Valkyerie" will be the biggest bomb of the year and your career is over."
Is he saying? Oh my gosh Tom, I can't believe how much BIGGER you are down here than that little twerp Perez.
GAY GAY GAY GAY!
I can still taste your man juice.
YOU, ME, on Oprah's couch….
"When are we going to tell Katie?" Tom looks so natural! look at that hand… so comfortable, like it's doing what it's meant to do… haha!