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"Gay penguins given own eggs to care for"
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Gay penguins given own eggs to care for
Penguins caught stealing eggs from straight couples in an attempt to become fathers have been given their own to look after following protests.
Zoo keepers moved the male birds away from the rest of the penguins to avoid problems as hatching season approaches.
But angry visitors to Polar Land in China complained it was not fair for the males to stop becoming surrogate fathers.
Following the protests, zookeepers gave the pair two eggs laid by an inexperienced first-time mother.
"They've turned out to be the best parents in the whole zoo," on zoo keeper said.
"We will try to arrange for them to become real parents themselves with artificial insemination."
Despite being gay, it is understood the three-year-old male birds are still driven by an urge to be fathers.
Stuffed Potato
penguins are the best
bad gay penguins.
this is the best story ive heard in a while
Oh boy here we go again…
ROFL!!!!
that was soo gay.
haha cute
WOW! BIG FUCKING DEAL????
Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – GOOD MORNING LA DIVA! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAPPY WEATHER? YUCK
This story is so sweet!
Re: mama of 2 – Gay, gay I say!
gay.
ahhhh how sweet is that.
Re: _Alice_ – very gay…like mario.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – let it snow!!!!
awwwwww thats cute…
Did they Buttfuck? Then their NOT GAY!
Was one given the other a Reach around?
That's cute:)
Re: mama of 2 – Mario is gay? No way.
Re: harrybalsac – What did you do to my major? He needs a holiday Harry!
…and people will still say that gay is something men invented.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – This weather sux ass. I felt like 1 of my testicles was coming off… lol i guess it would if i had any…
Re: _Alice_ – Hey alice… Still snowing over there???
See..its not just Gay Men who want to be dads..even Gay Penguins. This just show for all those who say its unnatural for people to be gay. They always say there is no proof of it in the animal Kingdome. Well here is the proof.
Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – Nope but we're going to get more tomorrow! How are you doing today?
How do we know the penguins are gay??
the gays are eggnapping that's not right…protest about important shit like Bush not some fucken gay penguins…..Over 2T tons of ice melted in arctic since '03 do something about that bitches…now the penguins don't have home to raise more gay penguins….iluvjosh
I bet their penguin abodes are more tastefully done as well!
Perez, are you gonna steal a baby now? I know you have baby envy.
penguins stink
How sweet and gay….
Re: harrybalsac – Is buttfucking all you worry about? Nasty.
You want to do them..hehehehehe
morning haterssss…
Re: _Alice_ – I'm ok. Didn't bring any whiskey to work tho….
This story is stupid. If people knew things then they would ALREADY know males take care of the eggs and young anyhow. Gay or straight Penguins.
It's their nature, not because they are gay.
Re: mama of 2 – I LOVE SNOW! I AM FROM MICHIGAN…IT IS RAINING AND SNOWING IN N.J.
interesting for sure!
Re: SheriMoonZombie – GOOD MORNING SHERI. I HOPE ALL IS WELL TODAY
Re: SheriMoonZombie – YEAH BEND OVER BITCH!
Read the book "And Tango Makes 3" It's about the gay penguins in the Central Park Zoo.
About 1,500 species are found to have gay members. I guess the "unnatural" argument is out the window.
funny
PEREZ! Go to Amazon.com and buy the book "And Tango Makes Three." It is a children's book and a true story about two boy penguins in the central park zoo. I think you will love it. It was read to the kids my third grade class and they loved it also.
John Carpenter presents "ATTACK OF THE GAY PENQUINS" (soundtrack by Clay Aiken)
awww
disney better make this a movie soon !!
Perez you should stop stealing eggs - LOL
Ah hah, I see where this is going. You getting broody Perez? You want your own egg to hatch? Please god no.
so they took the babies from an inexperienced female to give to two inexperienced males? how unfair is that?!
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – What state are u from …
That story is adorable.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Best daddy's ever…. lol
love
All the more reason to allow gay couples to adopt. The example is in the animal kingdom where gay penguins make great dads.
Wow, even China is ahead of us as far as gay (animal) rights go.
UPDATE TO THE STORY:
The penguins began well but after a few months cracks started to show- they were becoming increasingly bitchy by scratching and biting each other! The next move was to abandon the babies altogether so they could march in the penguin pride parade wearing G-strings and taking penguin ecstasy! The club drugs turned to harder drugs and soon the gay penguins were strung out due to meth fueled chemslamming PNP fuck parties! There were used needles and jizz all over the place! Slowly they started dieing of penguin AIDS - condoms were made available but some refused the offer and continued to bareback their demon seed into each other at gift giver conversion parties - right now the future of the gay penguins hangs in the balance because they are demanding the same rights as the other penguins - even the funny colored penguins have the same rights! Who knows what the future holds for them???
wow. pingu!
Re: marlow – Gay penguins make great dads ergo gay couples should too??? STFU Aristotle! What kinda half baked philosophy is that. Adoption should be by a suitable couple. The word suitable refers to physical, mental and financial health to name but three considerations. You can't make your case on "Because Gay Penguins make great Dads"!
At least it's not in the US and my tax dollars aren't being wasted on it.
Too bad you cut off Teddy's "eggs" a few months ago.
Re: LCBitch – LOL, Animal Farm. I still can't believe penguins are gay. Can you imagine any self respecting gay being a part of a community where the only two colors you could wear are black and white???
love this article…..
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those bitches are smart!!
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Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – HAHAHA
maybe you should think about becoming a pinguin at least you won't be that alone and will have the chance to carry an egg always with you.
How is this cute? They stole eggs, and then are awarded with said eggs? If the mother lacks experience, then she needs to learn and not have some other penguin do it for her. And yes, all male penguins "gay" and "straight" take care of the eggs. So its all part of their natural instincts… I dont know how a penguin is gay and what constitutes it as being gay.But just because there are abnormal animals, doesnt make it cute. Thats how animals become extinct. The whole point of being an animal is to mate. Im not at all comparing them to humans. Humans have the mental capacity to have the kind of feelings that transcend only being here to pro-create but animals DON'T. Its just another way for gays to feel good about themselves. But if they really do feel they are right in their life-style, they dont need penguins to proove it to them.
good boys!
Re: LCBitch – UPDATE TO THE STORY:
The penguins began well but after a few months cracks started to show- they were becoming increasingly bitchy by scratching and biting each other! The next move was to abandon the babies altogether so they could march in the penguin pride parade wearing G-strings and taking penguin ecstasy! The club drugs turned to harder drugs and soon the gay penguins were strung out due to meth fueled chemslamming PNP fuck parties! There were used needles and jizz all over the place! Slowly they started dieing of penguin AIDS - condoms were made available but some refused the offer and continued to bareback their demon seed into each other at gift giver conversion parties - right now the future of the gay penguins hangs in the balance because they are demanding the same rights as the other penguins - even the funny colored penguins have the same rights! Who knows what the future holds for them???
HEY LCBITCH, YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. THIS WAS A CUTE STORY AND YOUR DEMENTED MIND EFFED IT UP. GET HELP, DARLIN'…
"Bonobos are a typical example of this "borrowing." These primates from the chimpanzee family engage in seemingly sexual behavior to express acceptance and other affective states. Thus, Frans B. M. de Waal, who spent hundreds of hours observing and filming bonobos, says:
There are two reasons to believe sexual activity is the bonobo's answer to avoiding conflict.
First, anything, not just food, that arouses the interest of more than one bonobo at a time tends to result in sexual contact. If two bonobos approach a cardboard box thrown into their enclosure, they will briefly mount each other before playing with the box. Such situations lead to squabbles in most other species. But bonobos are quite tolerant, perhaps because they use sex to divert attention and to diffuse tension.
yay for gay
Second, bonobo sex often occurs in aggressive contexts totally unrelated to food. A jealous male might chase another away from a female, after which the two males reunite and engage in scrotal rubbing. Or after a female hits a juvenile, the latter's mother may lunge at the aggressor, an action that is immediately followed by genital rubbing between the two adults.[7]
Like bonobos, other animals will mount another of the same sex and engage in seemingly "homosexual" behavior, although their motivation may differ.Dogs, for example, usually do so to express dominance. Cesar Ades, ethologist and professor of psychology at the University of S‹o Paulo, Brazil, explains, "When two males mate, what is present is a demonstration of power, not sex."[8]"
Re: PalmSprings – I can't afford luxuries like mental health right now! So I guess making up "demented" stories is all I can do you fucktard!
Hmmm… I wonder what the church has to say on this.
there wasn't any penguins like this on HappyFeet!!
awwwww, i wish my two dads were penguins!
indeed! cute… and gay…
I want a penguin now!
That's absolutely adorable!!!!
aww, that's so cute =]
its spreading?
i swear, this is God's way of trying to decrease the growth in population.
disgusting..
Awww that is cute
penguins rock lol no matter if they are gay 
awww thats cute!
omg penguins soooo cute!!
CUTE !!!
I thought that male penguins were the ones that looked after the eggs anyway?
I love penquins, but I super love gay penquins:)