More Trouble In Paradise?
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Love Line
As we mentioned earlier this month, "rocker" Avril Lavigne was spotted at dinner and clubbing with her troll-looking hubby Deryck Whibley nowhere in sight.
Instead, she was seen out with the original “firecrotch” douchebag and multiple rehaber, Brandon Davis.
Guess Deryck didn't like that so much, so In Touch Weekly is reporting that he texted Brandon and said, 'Stay away from my wife!' "
How very macho of him.
An insider adds that "Avril assured Deryck that it was a business dinner about art, since Brandon makes his living as an art broker."
"Art broker?" Hahahaha! Riiiiight!
The insider continues, "Deryck trusts his wife, it's just Brandon he doesn't trust."
As for April's reps, they deny the story.
Brandon is still an upgrade over Deryck. However, Davis can certainly do better than Avril. Not much, but a little better.
[Image via WENN.]
Avril is a HO!
You love this girl, Perezito.
she's a douche!
Can you say …REHAB.
ANVIL LATRINE should retire and have some mini-anvils. She's done.
Let's see, Greasy Bear or The Hobbit, who do I fuck tonite?
hER VAGINA SMELLS!!!!
brandon davis is better? that guy is a major world class douchebag. how can you say he is better than deryck. i mean, i dont even know him and he spells his name like a jerkoff, but he HAS to be better than greasy sweatball davis. As for avril, she is a hack that should only be doing hardcore porn. she'd be super hot if the only words out of her mouth were "fuck me" and "i love big cocks in my face"
haha April, Avril..?!
teehee
doesn't really matter to anyone, now does it?
she sucks.
Perez Hates Me ^^
No one cares.
Yes Oily is pure class compared to flatfoot..
his face looks like those little trolls you can buy on ebay
Perez really has a continuous hate boner for Avril. Someone should be blogging about that obsession.
LaPUke
Everytime i read "A SOURCE" I am sure this is another made up story… so who makes up this stories for you??? Paris?
avril's hot, davis is a jerk (he called lohan a firecrotch, thats not cool), sum 41s hit song rocks socks! ( "another casualty of society" ) stick with your husband, those davis brothers are slobs.
Check out a despereate crazy-eyed Maniston in the background… watch out Avril, she's lookin' for some young lovin' from Deryck; I guess she couldn't pay John Mayer enough to hang out with her that night, lol!
jaja deryck sucks
WTF are you blathering on about now, Pervez? Brandon Davis is a upgrade over no one.
Which one is the ugliest?
Yawn…who really cares about these two?
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Awe. Avril is so cute. :]
what's your beef with avril anyways???
brandon an updgrade from deryck? you're kidding me, right perez?
Really does anyone honestly care about Avril?!
Hmmm…no woman is dumb enough to go greasy unless you're having some fun with crisco.
How the fuck cares about Avril at this point? I even forgot the hoe is married since all she does now is go out to clubs and gets drunk. Not to mentioned she hangs around Brandon…ewww. I honestly think her husband can do better and he should get rid of her. This is just a publicity stunt to get attention just like her YouTube shit.
GIVE THAT MAN A NOSE JOB !!! AND QUICK - DANG - THAT THING IS MASSIVE !!! YOU WOULDNT WANT TO BE LINING UP FOR COCAINE BEHIND HIM !!!
shes too young to be married
she's dumb,,
stupid girl
I HATE HER!!!!!!!
Re: Master Patrick Berlin –
HE HATES ME TOO.
Re: mamajud – LOL
perez are you jealous of the success of Avril Lavigne?
what's the fuck about who she fuck with?
Perez , seriously , why not talk about yourself ? =.=' Btw , avril's hot but deryck's NOT . This , i agree . his nose is lyke SOOOO big . Avril's just wild , but thats only when she drink . She's quite ok when she doesn't drink . You simply dislike this girl , don't you ?
I agree with some things but some things you say are retarded .
OK… AVRIL… not APRIL… not that I like her, cuz I don't… but I was an english major and it drives me INSANE! LOL!
why do u keep calling her "april"?
That's nice, but who's April, you fairy?
april's her name in french
The Davis family is actually one of the largest private art collectors on this side of the world.. it makes sense that he'd go in to the art business.
Another manufactured story. How the hell did anyone know what was said on a cellphone? did they tap into his cellphone? BS.
"Deryck trusts his wife, it's just Brandon he doesn't trust." is code for he doesn't trust her. You better sperminate her while you still got a shot Deryck!
As for *Avrils rep, they deny the story.
umm .. why do people actually come to the forum when they hate this person ? And than talk bad about them and claiming that it's a waste of time and talk about some gross stuff ? lol . btw deryck doesn't trust his wifey he's just pretending to trust so that it won't be embarassing for him and the paparazzis or interviewer will stop asking further .
there's one more thing i forgt to say : brandon davis is worst .