Pimping Suri Out Early
Filed under: Tom Cruise > Suri Cruise
Tom Cruise is already grooming his little Xenulet for a life of show biz.
Crazy Eyes said that if little Suri wanted to pursue an acting career, he'd "love it" because "acting is … a great life to get to entertain people and create characters and stories."
Yeah, one minute it's acting, the next minute it's stumbling out of clubs.
Before you know it, Suri Cruise will be posing half-nekkid on the cover of Vanity Fair!
Little Suri is already developing her vocabulary, but her dad "loves hearing 'I love you, dada. I love you, mama.'"
Or maybe she'll be a costume designer! Apparently on the set of Tommy's new Nazi flick Valkyrie she "would be in the make-up trailer, and she'd pull my [eye] patch off."
Either way, she's a natural because "It's amazing how quickly she adapted to set. To know to be quiet when I'm shooting … I mean, Suri was great on the set."
Because, as we talk about in Red Carpet Suicide, in Hollywood, a daughter is a paycheck!
[Image via WENN.]
I HATE TC!!!! I HATE TC!!! I HATE TC!!!
POOR SURI WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP
she's cute, but i feel bad for her
Hey Fat Pot, Meet Kettle! You knock Cruise for "pimping" out Suri but then you use the opportunity to pimp your stupid book. Just admit you're a parasite already - your credibility is already shot.
The Next Billy Ray Cyrus!!!
suri is such a cute kid!
Poor Suri, when she gets older she will be as bad as Paris Hilton. No one saying to "No " to her now. Wait until she gets older.
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POOR SURI–BACK TO DONATING BONE MARROW TO L RON'S CORPSE IN HOPES OF REVIVING HIM!
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Oh sweet Jesus we're going to have to hear about this book in almost every post now aren't we?!? Just like we have to have a daily post about Katheryn Perry-Hudson the gospel singer.
Great, teach your kid that the only thing that matters in life is FAME and FORTUNE. Being a productive member of society is not important.
Build a big coffin Tommy so you can take it all with you.
I do not want to read your book….. Suri is cute…..
Talk about pimping..quit pimping out your book, Madonna, Brad and Angie..oh and thank God that little girl has a fucking sippy cup instead of a bottle.
Re: jdiddy0505 – Good point - but Tom isn't as bad as that trailer trash.
how come he never pimped out his adopted kids? he doesn't think they had his genes so not worth being actors? i just dislike everything about the little man!
Re: LG wants NUDE football! – LG!…..is it really you dear?………i am able to reply for the first time in weeks!
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agreed…..except for the linemen…..that could get scaaaaary
This is news why??? We are talking about parents who parade this child in front of the world's press 24/7. Of course he'd love it if she went into acting. Something else to feed his enormous ego.
He should have just come out of the closet years ago and been done with it.
Re: mamajud –
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IT'S ME DARLING!!! (LG'S GREATEST SUPPORTER WHEN LG'S IMPOSTOR SO
VICIOUSLY STRUCK!!!)
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KISSES mamajud DEAR!!!
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awww cute
I fucking hate tommy cruise - Suri is cute but he is a fuckwit
Here is the good news…since they can't tell Suri no according to their teachings; we can hope she will grow up, see her father for the freak he is and demand that he goes into exile on some remote island where no one ever has to deal with his insanity anymore.
I'm absolutely positive Suri is the smartest, funniest, best talking, most talented 2 year old in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!! Gag me! I'm really, really sick of this little girl, and I actually feel sorry for her. Her parents would pimp out their own grandmothers if it kept them in the spotlight!!!
STOP PIMPING OUT YOUR STUPID BOOK YOU FAT FUCK, no one gives a fuck!!!! I'm sure you already make enough ad revenue you stupid asshole, I'm sick of hearing about your retarded book, I hope no one fucking buys it you stupid parasite. I love your posts, but you're biased to shit (note how there's never anything bad about Paris…), and The Clap was fucking ridiculous. When you made that song, your credibility was shot to hell, and you became the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet. I think people would like you a lot more if you just stuck to your blog instead of trying to make a quick buck, like the celebs you make fun of.
Poor kid…you never see her interacting with kids her own age. She's always being carried around and dressed up like a doll. This is a human…not a toy!
You are an idiot Piggy, you are calling Suri a Paycheck??? What the fuck is wrong with you???
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so true about the paycheck part.
her roots are darker than the rest of her hair.
Why don't you leave kids alone you walking cesspool body-bag. You harp about your events benefiting kids during Christmas then attack a little girl just because her father is a celebrity you don't like. AND you use this bullshit to promote your feeble little book. You really are a shit-eating maggot.
perez pimps out his shit as often as suri is pimped out!!!!!!!!
I just wish they would buy her some different clothes, instead of putting her in exactly the same style of dress in different colours. Poor little pet, she looks ridiculous. All the money in the world cannot by taste.
Re: LG wants NUDE football! – GIRL NO ONE CAN IMPOSTER YOU……YOUR BLOGS ARE TOO DISTINCTIVE………I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE HARD TO IMITATE ME TOO MY LAMBS. MY OUTRAGEOUS COMMENTS…..WHICH USUALLY TURN TO IMAGES OF GAY SEX….ARE TOO DISTINCT. MAYBE WE SHOULD COPYRIGHT OUR SCREEN NAMES GIRL! COPYCAT WANNABE'S ARE SO LAST YEAR HUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!