Quote of the Day

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"I say what I think. I’m a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who’s afraid to step out of the hotel room. I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I’m not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I’m a sassy girl."

- Katy Perry tells the new issue of Fabulous magazine

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    Posted: Dec 16, 2008 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      good



    2. 2

      bless her heart - she's trying so hard to be 'outrageous'.



    3. 3

      She is a bit too full of herself.



    4. 4

      One may not deem themselves "sassy".



    5. 5



    6. 6

      This bitch is TRIFLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Fuck you Perez…

      HO HO HO!



    7. 7

      Bless the flawed!



    8. 8

      JUST CUZ YOU PICK YOUR NOSE AND FART DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ADVERTISE IT????

      YOUR NOT A SASSY GIRL YOUR A PIG….GET IT STRAIGHT



    9. 9

      she sucks



    10. 10

      Love, love, LOVE this woman! She rocks…refuse to be put on a pedestal and they can't tear you off it later.



    11. 11

      OH PLEASE! YOU ARE MANUFACTURED FROM HEAD TO TOE! AND THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW YOU FART! RETARD!



    12. 12

      Ooohh spoken like a true douche bag….



    13. 13

      armpit hair…gross



    14. 14

      Fart on ME Katy!



    15. 15


    16. 16

      Nice to see some real woman "honesty" there, girl . . . now, honestly and for true, please do NOT sing that horrid, over-played trash about kissing a chick. UNLESS, of course, you wanna produce the feature length vid for us to preview!



    17. 17

      Ugh, enough! Go away, already.



    18. 18

      oh, well isnt that nice?
      NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU!!!!
      PLEASE GO AWAY!
      and perez, give it up..i know you want her to skyrocket and be this big thing so you can OFFICALLY be included in everything and ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS with a-listers but its not gonna happen…so please stop!



    19. 19


    20. 20

      she's the shit and is like my idol -she should so duet with girls aloud



    21. 21

      Re: harrybalsac – maybe SHE lives near a hungry dingo family, or herd, or gaggle, or whatever the hell they're called!



    22. 22

      perez how come you didnt report that shes engaged to travis?



    23. 23

      " And I pretend to like this fag who has a website, but really I think he's gross…."



    24. 24

      sooooo edgy! ……idiot



    25. 25

      I love her…and that statement is definately true. lol…

      and i hate how ppl get on here and post comments when you think you own the world and your opinion is the only one out there. it makes you sounds like an arrogant smartass.



    26. 26

      Manufactured individualism if you ask me– but she's still cute none the less.

    27. JCPR says – reply to this


      27

      I'd love to smell one of her farts! :P



    28. 28

      Nice santa suit



    29. 29


    30. 30

      Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Farts + boogers = HAWT!



    31. 31

      Ok, then. But I'm sure pop tarts swear, pick their noses and farts as well.



    32. 32

      "I pick my nose, therefore I am."



    33. 33

      Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – HEY MONKEY WON'T COME ON ANYMORE! I THOUGHT THE IMPOSTERS WENT AWAY!



    34. 34

      She's clinging to those last few minutes.



    35. 35

      bitch doesn't have a clue about sass. for god's sake, SHE'S FRIENDS WITH PEREZ!!!



    36. 36

      Re: harrybalsac – SURE IT IS! LOL!



    37. 37

      I'll outdo her in the "I'm real" department by taking a shit on the sidewalk in front of everybody.

      Then I'll roll around in it.



    38. 38

      Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – monkey/bm/frog lost it. called me an unloyal cow.



    39. 39

      Just put "Katy Hudson Perry interview 30CC" in the Youtube search and watch her Christian days, alot less sassy then and alot more 'packaged'.
      But anyway, I dont have too much against her, I just hate her music.



    40. 40

      "I’m a real person, not some manufactured pop tart" LOL LOL LOL LOL! what a stupid ass bitch! That's EXACTLY what she is! She's a manufactured sell out who went from singing Christian songs about Jesus and faith to being some fake poser alternative dyke who sings about kissing girls and liking it! I'm so sick of this stupid bitch, aren't her 15mins up?!



    41. 41

      Re: katykat12 – come on, katy. dont get offended.



    42. 42

      Re: JCPR – haha



    43. 43

      Re: katykat12 – what? not being gushy, fake and loving non-talent retards makes us think we own the world?



    44. 44

      Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Check out Russian Doll for our missing friend. Me thinks!



    45. 45

      She is not original or sassy or anywhere near unique. She is a annoying woman who always makes stupid surprised faces with her hand to her mouth. I would love to karate chop her in her throat.



    46. 46

      she looks ridiculous in that outfit



    47. 47

      Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Huh? What happened?

    48. sushi says – reply to this


      48

      "I'm not a manufactured pop tart, but I do sing manufactured songs meant to entice and pick up on the lesbian trend and then pretend to be outrageous." FUCK her. The only thing redeeming about her is her fucking tits.



    49. 49

      Just when I start to like her again…. she says something stupid.



    50. 50

      What the heck is this girl on?
      She's a freakin one hit wonder,
      she's not even in the realm of pop tarts.

      maybe Pop SHARTS tho.

      ewww katy perry.
      *gag*



    51. 51

      good for her



    52. 52

      This girl is the most annoying, manufactured cunt out there today. She doesn't write her songs. She has a stylist that tries to make her unique. She tries to be controversial by repackaging things that weren't even controversial in the 80s. The only reason she is famous is for a song that was a rip off of Jill Sobule and Jill did it 9 million times better. Even the "I pick my nose and fart" thing was already done by Jenny McCarthy. It isn't shocking or wacky anymore.
      I cannot wait for Perez to realize this girl is going nowhere and he starts writing nasty things about her.
      She's doing what she is doing to get the attention of Mommy and Daddy. In fact, they are the only ones whose attention she got … so it is time for her to leave the rest of us alone now.
      Hot / cold, yes / no, up / down, in / out, wrong / right, blah blah blah … Holy fucking amazing talent!



    53. 53

      She has 2 "hit" songs and both of them suck. OVERATED!!!!



    54. 54

      Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – I DO OWN THE WORLD…I MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO TELL HER



    55. 55

      nothing says manufactured poptart like referring to yourself as "sassy"



    56. 56

      oh right you're not manufactured at all. how do you explain hot n cold? moron

    57. Itchy says – reply to this


      57

      Dear Katy, I'm sorry hun but it's been said and done before by those who well, came up with it in the first place!

      It's past the cliche point, as you are hun.



    58. 58

      she's not afraid to leave her hotel room cause there isn't anyone following her. no one cares about you katy. where are you on the charts again?



    59. 59

      What Perez…..no lilly allen bashing today



    60. 60

      i like her attitude!



    61. 61

      How can a girl have just ONE CRAZY EYE?? Don't get that but anyway…this is hilarious because my 8 yr. old calls girls (or women) she thinks are slutty looking "sassy". She thinks Miley Cyrus is SASSY! So, yes, pretty good comparison there. Obnoxious, check, Cheesy, check, Bad singers, check, Bad styles, check, Wanna be rock-star, check. I think that sums it up, thanks for clearing things up for us Katy!



    62. 62

      Re: katykat12 – TARD!



    63. 63

      I don't care if she's just trying to be honest - it's tacky and just plalin gross to talk about picking your nose and farting.



    64. 64

      Re: Perez Is A MEAN QUEEN! – Oh that is too funny, stupid surprise faces with her hand over her mouth! Ba ha ha ha! LOVES IT!



    65. 65

      And your music blows donkey balls with sweat dripping off of them.



    66. 66

      i love her!



    67. 67

      I want to be inside that SOOOO bad….but not in a weird stalker kind of way.



    68. 68

      Not manufactured? then you should show so when singing and writing and not quite the opposite.



    69. 69

      She as fake as they come.. Come on.. There all fake..



    70. 70

      Re: katykat12

      I slaped a girl and I liked it.
      Bad taste, stupid outfit.
      I slapped this girl just to try it.
      Hope her PR don't mind it.
      It looked so wrong
      It felt so right.
      At least she's not wearing hotpants tonight
      I slapped a girl and I liked it.

      No, you don't even know my name
      It doesn't matter.
      Your attention-seeking game
      Is mere celebrity nature.
      It's just what
      These girls do
      It's how they all behave
      My head gets so confused
      Brain feels concave.

      I punched that girl and I liked it.
      I could not stand her outfit.
      I smacked a girl just to try it.
      Hope her PR don't mind it.
      It looked so wrong
      It felt so right.
      She wants attention tonight
      I fugged a girl and I liked it.
      I liked it.

      Douche!



    71. 71

      she's cute



    72. 72

      Seriously, this is my absolute least favorite person in the universe to look at. Please go away. Perez, you're the only one reporting on her. Please, stop for the sake of all that is right in the world.



    73. 73

      This is the only site were I read about this chick LOL and not manufactured? honey, I checked your album out on itunes and that shit was as manufactured and commercial as they come. Get over yourself, you are a one hit wonder. Your 15 minutes are almost up, unbelievable how fast these poptarts get old, this one didn't even last a full year LOL



    74. 74

      Hey losers, she is just saying that she choosing to remain as normal as she can…does everyone have to pick everything apart?
      I admire her audacity, her sheer happiness of life, and her songs are fun and make me smile!
      GO KATY!!!



    75. 75

      i hate this britney hater(bitch)……
      get it right your not sassy girl , your a efen nasty girl…..

      its britney bitch!!!!!!!



    76. 76

      I LOVE HER FOR BEING REAL. god knows we don't need more Mileys or other Disney poptarts



    77. 77

      EWWWWWW.
      Who the hell is Katy Perry, anyway? haha :o )



    78. 78

      Her forehead is huge!



    79. 79

      Hi Sweetpiece, Harry, JJ and all! Hope everyone is having a good day. XO!



    80. 80

      Re: Stevie D.
      It's okay, KatyKat12 just goes around 'correcting' misconceptions about Perry.
      I assume she's 12 and will come into her own one day and embrace talented artists. In fact, I'm thinking of putting together a "Suggested Listenings" list for her so she can better make the transition =)



    81. 81

      she forgot to add that she has no talent and can't sing.



    82. 82

      I seriously LOVE Katy Perry!! She seems like such a fun person to hang out with.

      She's very down to earth.

      It's SO SAD to see all of the haters that come to your website perez! You should ban them all lol. It's so annoying. Get a life people.

      But yeah i think Katy Perry is making a great statement with the whole "Manufacture Pop Tart" thing..

      I think that was the problem with Brit Brit.. She basically became a product.. and people didnt see her as a human being.
      But its nice to see her showing us that side now.

      :)



    83. 83

      aww i love her
      my friends had backstage passes to jingleball but i couldnt go
      and when they went they asked for a picture with her and her people were like no
      and she was like oohhh shut upp its just one picture
      i think thats really sweet of her
      they're so lucky ):



    84. 84

      Exactly how loud are her farts?



    85. 85

      Who cares about this one hit wonder??? her life performances are 10x worst than Scarlett Johanson's CD

    86. MissT says – reply to this


      86

      She is so fake! You can spot the fake ones. They stand in front of the crowd yelling how "real" they are. The ones that has to let everyone know they are just being real and don't care if you like them or not! A real person doesn't have to tell you over and over how real they are. They are just being real not trying to act real. She needs to be gone, and Perez you need to find another person to promote! Everyone here is so over her!



    87. 87

      Is it just me of does she seem to talk a lot about how "real" she is?



    88. 88

      Re: Jake The Shiznit – And Katy isn't a product why???? you make no sense.



    89. 89

      Re: Kate27 – I TOTALLY AGREE! She only wishes she has Scarlettes talent and so does Perez, obviously.



    90. 90

      Ugggggggggh she's so overrated… can she just fall off the face of the earth already?



    91. 91

      OMG! That sounds so much like a person who totally gives a shit trying to sound like they don't give a shit. When will these dumbasses realize that they are all manufactured poptarts? Oh she's so cool because she farts! What kind of asshole says that-it doesnt make you normal because normal girls dont go around bragging about stank coming from their asses. She is trying to me "edgy" and it comes off as stupid-didnt Avril say that crap before too? Sounds very contrived and trying to hard to me.



    92. 92

      KATY PERRY ROCKS! LOVE HER!



    93. 93

      Why would she be afraid to step out of her hotel room? Nobody gives a crap about her-Britney causes heart attacks and traffic accidents.



    94. 94

      I don't need to know that you fart, sick!… but well after that cake I can't get that image of stupid ass trying to get up off my head =/
      asco!



    95. 95

      Obviously in her world SASSY actually means SKANKY. We hate you SKANK!! Stay out of Australia. I hate you too Perez GO LILLY



    96. 96

      And I bet she's adorable….even when she's farting and picking her nose! Leave her alone, she's a breath of freshness that the industry needs right now…..NOT that tired old cow, Madge!



    97. 97

      hahha im a SASSY girl!

      god thats fuckin funny.



    98. 98

      MOAR LIEK YOU'RE AN UGLY GIRL



    99. 99

      Katy Perry is seriously the biggest idiot out there. I can't believe I even wasted my time writing this comment about her. Get your head out of her ass Perez…spend your time with someone worth it! And hello she is a manufactured poptart…she's the anthesis, which is the same thing essentially.



    100. 100

      This girl needs to stop. Shes not entertaining, shes just tryin wayyy to hard. Poor thing.

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