The BEST Christmas Present!!!!!!
Thank you Todd and Andrew!!!!
Thank you Todd and Andrew!!!!
Thank you Todd and Andrew!!!!

EXCLUSIVE! Joan Rivers At A Ranch!?! HIGHlarious!!


It's The 90s All Over Again! John Goodman To Co-Star In Roseanne's New NBC Pilot!


Macaulay Culkin Bails On DJ Gig And Holds Canned Food Drive After Alarming Photo


Kelly Rowland Wants To Judge U.S. X Factor!!


Watch Gloria Estefan's Hotel Nacional Official Music Video Here!


L-O-V-E GLEE! Listen To All The Song's From Next Week's Valentine's Day Episode Here!


Adele Sings For The First Time Since Throat Surgery On 60 Minutes - A CAPELLA!


Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!


Awkward! Chelsea Handler Has LeAnn Rimes On Her Show - Even Though She Used To Trash Her!


Katy Perry Announces First Single Off Of Teenage Dream Re-Release! Check Out Part Of Me HERE!


'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Escapes From Mental Hospital!


Madonna Might Stop Possible Israeli Attack On Iran...With Her Concert!


The Sitch Fires Back At Snooki And JWoww And Gay Rumors


Adam Levine Signs Matthew Morrison To Newly Launched 222 Record Label


Halle Berry Is Marrying Olivier So She Can Move To France?


WTF! 20-Year-Old Student Who Glitter Bombed Mitt Romney May Get Jail Time!


Okay, NOW Halle Berry Is Engaged To Olivier Martinez


Alarmingly Gaunt Macaulay Culkin... What's Going On??


Suge Knight Arrested In Sin City After Cops Find Weed


Dexter Michael C. Hall And Ex-Wife Jennifer Carpenter Share The Sweetest Day!






Aww... Taylor Swift Dumped Again!?!


Check Out Jay-Z And Kanye West's N****s In Paris Music Video HERE!!!!




This Is Why Howard Stern Is King: Defends Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell & Gay Rights


Russell And Katy's Divorce Is Officially Settled!


Movies Featuring Full Male Frontal Nudity!


Washington State House APPROVES Bill To Legalize Same-Sex Marriage!!!!!!




Madonna Invasion!!! iTunes Can Barely Handle Her!!


Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks On The Verge Of Starring In Mary Poppins Flick!


Jennifer Hudson Wanted By Alleged Family Killer's Lawyers!!


You Want More Ricky Martin on GLEE? Done!


Another Madonna Tribute Episode On GLEE? Only If The Queen Makes A Cameo!


The Bourne Legacy Trailer Is HERE!!


Listen To This: Turn It Up! This Is Our Jam!


Kim K Wants Her Divorce Handled In Private Mediation


Shocker! Snooki Considers Herself Bisexual!


Watch Every Performance From Last Night's Glee HERE!

Thank you Todd and Andrew!!!!
Thank you Todd and Andrew!!!!
Thank you Todd and Andrew!!!!
EEEWWW!! NOBODY WANTS TO LOOK UP YOUR FUCKING NOSE
Nice piece of art. Aren't the best gifts ones that someone takes the time to make just for you?! But TEDDY should have one too. He's so lovable! I must say, I was a little disappointed because I thought this was going to be a funny Teddy video–how is Teddy's new singing bear? Did he eat it up yet??
and what have you bought for your friends??? and don't say you made a donation to some stupid charity in their name.
Something about a grown man kissing a dog is just wrong..I cant even look ewwww
Perez has been busy gift shopping for his friends–check out his table in the background.
Perezito, II bet you $100.00 Teddy is going to pee on that before Christmas is over!!!
P.S. Please don't kiss your dog.
eh looks like shit.
i love you!
You and Teddy really disprove that "pets look like their owners" thing. Teddy is adorable and cuddly, and you…
Awww how cute >.
Anyone that loves dogs rocks! You rock Perez!
i like the colors, very cool!
NOT HITTING PLAY NOT HITTING PLAY NOT HITTING PLAY NOT HITTING PLAY NOT HITTING PLAY!!!!!!
No one cares. Seriously, why would you bother making a video about this? You honestly think we care?! Ha!
Re: Kootchie – EW OMG he seriously did! As soon as Perez laid down the dog came running over all excited and started licking Perez… almost like it's trained to do that! Disgust!
There's a difference between loving dogs and "loving dogs", it looked like Teddy was about to mount your gaping gorilla ass. That's just wrong!
You are RETARDED
lol
UR WELCOME!
Yeah like really. You have to be one of the most pathetic guys around.
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – ahaha……i thought the heffer fund would be near and dear to your heart…..lols
Nobody likes you.
Hope you chop your pennis with that piece of metal.
Re: If U Seek Amy! – Arn't all of you haters tired of being negative? It's supposed to be a happy time of year FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haters beware, perez knows your IPs and will melt your PCs with his fabulousness.
Re: Milky Milky-Ambassador to Canada – Go play in traffic you fat fuck!
Re: willowbear – Hey, watch it! Have respect! She is a nice, skinny cow!
If you all hate Perez sooo much, why do you sit here on his website making nasty comments? Surely there must be other websites you can waste your time on. 'Cuz you're not funny or entertaining or even interesting.
HEY PEREZ, I SEE ALL THIS PATHETIC PEOPLE LEAVING YOU NEGATIVE MESSAGES! HOW STUPID CAN THEY BE. Seriously! you guys are full of envy and jealousy! If only you knew how much money Perez is making off of you everytime you guys click on his page!
You morrons, get a life!
Re: willowbear – Be nice willowbear, Milky Milky doesn't deserve that.
very cool
Re: BBBoricua – Beautiful Cow!
Perez!!!!
Lookin HOTT
you skinny minny!
-love ya betch
I love Teddy!! And you are hilarious and wonderful. =)
Re: axelmarchetta – Glad to know I'm not the only one annoyed by all the haters who are religiously bashing dear P
Funny how all of a sudden like 8 people all come out and post right after each other defending perez and addressing the "haters" *rollseyes*
I may be wrong, but did that dog try humping you at the end?
I lasted less than 3 seconds on this latest video. Pathetic, uninteresting to say the least. Get a clue you cretin, no one wants to see and hear you and your poor dog.
Re: axelmarchetta –
Fine with me to cause all of his desperate sponsors to spend a penny more and move themselves an inch further towards bankruptcy. You're the morron, moron.
dang, perezcito, I thought teddy was going to mark it!
you are ugly, fnasty, grose perez just saying!!!!
Was your dog trying to hump you at the end?
art?????umm its some letters that spell queen of all media…to??/say what???its shite..its self propogating ego inflating excretia.if thats art im queen of all the universe..looks like yet again you are self indulgent,before you became so into "you'you were about the goss…youre becoming a self-joke.not in a ironical-self -effacing way but just in a fucked sorta "im too fab"(in my own world)kinda way..nice to see yr losing weight though any cellulite??
aaahw!
Looove the dog =)
This is really neat. Great artwork, and who cares what anyone else thinks?
Perez, you appear to be coked outta your gourd.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
it's really nice, i like it
perez i thought you might want to know, that your elf oh the homepage looks like david archuleta.
What a nice message from you ! Your place looks wonderful too !
And thank god the dog is allright today ! ( No bells tied to his limbs )