Working Boy

Filed under: Personally Perez

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Our debut book doesn't hit bookstores until January 6th, but we've already began our publicity campaign for Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons.

Pimpin' ain't easy!

Perezzers is featured in the new issue of L.A. Direct magazine.

Check out the interview below - and CLICK HERE to order online your copy of Red Carpet Suicide right now!

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    Posted: Dec 16, 2008 at 4:12 pm / Email this  »

    85 comments to “Working Boy”



    1. 1

      Really P-Rez? Sigh.



    2. 2

      Just shoot me now!



    3. 3

      PEREZ SUCKS AND IS ONE BIG HOMO!!!

    4. Cissy says – reply to this


      4

      congratulations!! certainly looking forward to it.



    5. 5

      PEREZ IS ONE LAZY DICK LICKER!!!



    6. 6

      We all know you are not writing your blog anymore…just admit it and quit taking all the fucking credit.



    7. 7

      no.



    8. 8

      your a douche.



    9. 9

      YOU LOOK REALLY FAT IN THAT PIC YOU ASS CRACK! AND YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR BOOK UP YOUR ASS CAUSE NOBODY IS GONNA BUY IT! DUMB FUCK!



    10. 10

      Re: mama of 2 – I AN OUT! SEE YAH TOMMORROW!



    11. 11

      Re: Sensitivity – ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



    12. 12

      you look hot perez!!! sexy!!



    13. 13

      Umm… I don't compliment you very often.. However… This is actually the nicest picture of you I've ever seen. Oh yes, hopefully first too!



    14. 14

      Oh crap. So not first!

    15. dd says – reply to this


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      Can't they use a recent picture? Jeez



    16. 16

      Ha pendejo!, and what are you doing to make the world a better place? doing dirty laundry of celebs? hahahahaha di(ksu(ker!
      .
      u'r such an idio7



    17. 17

      Reporting on yourself eh? This is like Katie Couric telling us on the world news that she spotted the corn she ate the night before. Get a life douchy doucherton.



    18. 18

      You look like the ultimate fag here/



    19. 19

      No one likes you and no one will buy the crap you sell! Haven't you learned that by now!? Remember your line at Hot Topic? That should have been the hint to STOP trying to sell us crap and just write about celebs!
      P.s. That pic is HIDEOUS! It made me throw up a bit!



    20. 20

      Good Job P-Nasty!! Loves it!!



    21. 21

      DANA MARIE IS A BITCH!



    22. 22

      oh my god……..yuck thats all i have to say



    23. 23


    24. 24

      it says something about..
      working out to lose weight

      you still look fat..



    25. 25

      u got fat!
      too much cash?



    26. 26

      This is going to end up on the New York Times Yes You Are A Douche Bag If You Buy This list.



    27. 27

      WITH THESE DIFFICULT ECONOMIC TIMES, HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF PRINTING THIS STUPID TRASH? BEING IN THE MEDIA HOW ABOUT HELPING THOSE IN NEED? MAK A DIFFERENCE FOR SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF. YOUR A PIG, WHO LIVES IN PARIS HILTONS ASS CRACK..



    28. 28

      What is Jennifer Anniston doing to make the world a better place????
      What the f@$k are you doing, dip sh*t???
      And, no, posting links to charities websites does not count.
      Your a gossip mongerer! And that is it. Not much to you at all!



    29. 29

      Lookin' good, Baby. :)



    30. 30

      Re: Juicy84x – Arrrrrrr!



    31. 31

      Great picture, Perez! You rock!! Good luck, I hope you top the charts in sales!



    32. 32

      So you spend all day shit talking people looks, then you have the nerve to look like this? Still fat, but with grey hair now!? Wow…shamefull and "shiteous"



    33. 33

      ARTIE LANGE'S BOOK IS BETTER:

      TOO FAT TO FISH…excellent book



    34. 34

      NOBODY WANTS YOUR BOOK!



    35. 35

      Re: bitches
      Agreed!



    36. 36

      Perez, you are definately not working your fierce look in this picture.
      Interesting interview - I'm surprised that your reason for "not caring for" Jennifer "Woe is Me" Anisten is that she doesn't use her celebrity for any charitable purposes.
      A tad hypocritical considering your use of your celebrity extends only to posting "causes" on your site, and it's admirable that you do. But I've been around on and off since the PageSixSixSix days and it's only been in the last year as your star has risen that these "causes" are now seeking you out.
      I noticed that despite your hatred of Prop 8 I didn't see one photo of you at a rally or speaking in public to "inspire" others.
      Sitting at home in your dressing gown giving your "filter" on the world is not giving back to anyone.
      You're using your celebrity as shameless self promotion and to set yourself up - noone could blame you, opportunity has indeed knocked.
      But don't knock others for what you don't do yourself.
      .
      . Morning to whoever is left of the Beautiful People (o:



    37. 37

      Who's the idiot that would base his/her life after keeping up with the Hiltons?



    38. 38

      I hope you like my Christmas avie - I tried to photoshop my shoe but it turned out like crap - I hate photoshop!!!!

    39. chlyn says – reply to this


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      Hot photo! Work it, papi!



    40. 40

      wow perez u r such a hater…" jennifer aniston doesn't use her celebrity for good.." so just because she's not traveling d world adopting children means she's not using her celebrity for her good… even though she's a philanthropist who supports over a dozen different charities including St. Jude's Children Hospital, Cancer & Free Burma & was awarded by GLAAD 4 her contributions to increasing understanding of the gay community. U post charitable links on your website & all of a sudden u're a freaking saint….PLEASE!!!



    41. 41

      even in the perfect economy– oh hell no, I ain't buying your ghost written crap.



    42. 42

      Good stuff buddy congrats!



    43. 43

      you know what perez..all these people talking trash are just HATERSSSS!!! u better work itttt boyyyyyyy haha and "I WAS INSPIRED TO LOSE WEIGHT CAUSE I WANTED TO GET LAID" IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO A QUESTION I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG TIMEEEE!! LMAOOOO WORKK IT WORK ITTTTTT!

      MAKE THAT MONEYY HONEYYYYYY



    44. 44

      the hair is total hawtness! but becareful you don't turn into a celebrity yourself! Will you post pics of your crazy drunk nights or your multiple sleazy boyfriends?



    45. 45

      Re: Mistress – cute!



    46. 46

      Re: Mistress
      #39
      I love it!



    47. 47

      PEREZ IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!



    48. 48

      re: aniston
      and YOU are making the world a better place how?
      by calling people fat and ugly?

      fucking idiot



    49. 49

      oh and btw….quit changing your looks.
      No matter what, you will always be ugly. You simply lack the genes honey so give it up.
      Never gonna happen.

    50. Laury says – reply to this


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      Looking good Perez!



    51. 51

      Is that the man behind the MASK? Perez Looks almost NORMAL! I bet he'd find himself some "manmeat" if he looked like that all the time.



    52. 52

      Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – You inspired me Sweet - you started a lovely Xmas trend. Mwah.



    53. 53

      Re: BBBoricua – Thank you xxxx



    54. 54

      You draw dicks on celebrities to "entertain" your readers? How the hell were you raised as a child? Lately, I've been coming to this site more to read and observe the interplay between LETTYB, Leona's Ghost, Big Black Dick, Mamajud, Harry Balzac, etc..they are the true stars. You are just a tool, pervez



    55. 55

      I personally think that you look really good in that picture :)



    56. 56

      Sure, you are making money, but you want it all! I swear, when we hear that you are guest-starring on The Hills, we will start counting your days.



    57. 57

      PEREZ IS A DAMN LIAR. HE DOES NOT GET ELEVEN MILLION UNIQUE VISITORS A MONTH. HE GETS APPROXIMATELY 1.47 MILLION UNIQUE VISITORS A MONTH. HE WANTS TO PISS ON YOU AND MAKE YOU BELIEVE IT'S RAINING. HE LIES, REMEMBER THE CASTRO IS DEAD CLAIM AND THE JOHN MAYER KISS CLAIM. HE IS SUCH A F*CKING FAME WHORE, HE WILL SAY ANYTHING OR DO ANYTHING TO PROMOTE HIS OWN AGENDA. BARELY ANYBODY KNOWS WHO HE IS OUTSIDE OF THIS SITE. THIS SITE IS BOMBARDED WITH ADS AND THAT'S WHERE HE GETS HIS MONEY FROM CUT AND PASTING CELEBRITY NEWS FROM OTHER ONLINE NEWSPAPERS AND BLOGS. HE SITS ON HIS FAT ASS ALL DAY DOING THIS. IF HE IS UP AT 4 AM THEN WHY DOESN'T HIS SITE GET UPDATED UNTIL 10AM AND ON THE WEEKEND EVER 24 HOURS. WHERE TMZ IS UPDATED 24 A DAY WITH THE LATEST CELEBRITY GOSSIP AND NEWS. MARIO YOU SUCK ASS BIG TIME YOU FAME WHORE



    58. 58

      Everyone is LAUGHING at you. YOU SUCK



    59. 59

      Oh fuck off perez you tubby homo!



    60. 60

      Perez Hates Me ^^



    61. 61

      A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With The Hiltons.
      "
      You are trying way too hard. I come to this site to avoid reading. You could have made it a bio or something more interesting. But a survival guide??? Yeah right, all the fucking loony stalkers who really buy this shit are going for it.



    62. 62

      Wow that's a lot of bs Piggy, you do consider yourself a celebrity, in your effin head you are the Queen of all Media and now a published author oh and a prominent member of the LGBT… your ego is more inflated than you fat ass.
      You where inspired to lose weight because you want to get laid?? Lol like that will ever happen… you need a lot more to get laid, noone wants you, you have a lame ass reputation and are hated by most.
      You said you don't really care for Jen but you keep on talking about her and trying to diminish her, you said she is not doing anything good for the world… mm how do you know that? She is not out pimpin what she does but she helps people and she is very humanitarian, sure she is not adopting kids just for the sake of it but she donates money to charity and does good things, for a self called Queen of all media you are not informed.
      Do you work hard??? Cause all i see you doing is sit on that couch, google for new pics of celebs, steal them and post them in your blog with lame ass doodlings and talk bs about them, even making up stories or being disrespectful just for the sake of it.
      Douche!



    63. 63

      See.. I would say your ass is loosing relevance in general because first of all you don't even run your own shit no more, you can tell you aint the one doodling on the pictures, I wouldn't be surprised if you have em doin the entire blog entry.. this site has been lacking seriously.. gossip wise and elsewise.. sorry P but I'm really not thinking you are as deserving of half the shit you get handed to you as you portray yourself to be..



    64. 64

      Wow that's a lot of bs Piggy, you do consider yourself a celebrity, in your effin head you are the Queen of all Media and now a published author oh and a prominent member of the LGBT… your ego is more inflated than you fat ass.
      You where inspired to lose weight because you want to get laid?? Lol like that will ever happen… you need a lot more to get laid, noone wants you, you have a lame ass reputation and are hated by most.
      You said you don't really care for Jen but you keep on talking about her and trying to diminish her, you said she is not doing anything good for the world… mm how do you know that? She is not out pimpin what she does but she helps people and she is very humanitarian, sure she is not adopting kids just for the sake of it but she donates money to charity and does good things, for a self called Queen of all media you are not informed.
      Do you work hard??? Cause all i see you doing is sit on that couch, google for new pics of celebs, steal them and post them in your blog with lame ass doodlings and talk bs about them, even making up stories or being disrespectful just for the sake of it.
      Douche!!



    65. 65

      YOU CAN VISIT THE ADVOCATE'S MAG WEBSITE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT PEREZ'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.
      YOU CAN VISIT THE ADVOCATE'S MAG WEBSITE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT PEREZ'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.
      YOU CAN VISIT THE ADVOCATE'S MAG WEBSITE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT PEREZ'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.



    66. 66

      YOU CAN VISIT THE ADVOCATE'S MAG WEBSITE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT PEREZ'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.
      YOU CAN VISIT THE ADVOCATE'S MAG WEBSITE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT PEREZ'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.
      YOU CAN VISIT THE ADVOCATE'S MAG WEBSITE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ABOUT PEREZ'S LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA..



    67. 67

      I want the book:)



    68. 68

      You look like high pitch mike from the howard stern show..LMFAO Omg you could be his brother…haha
      -
      Btw Only like 12 year old kids will buy this book



    69. 69

      What a shiteous job of airbrushing a hairline!



    70. 70

      OMG - I was just over on Amazon ordering some reference books I've been wanting and I checked up on your book Perez. Do you know they have it tagged in the same catergory as books on DOG fighting, book about cannibals and anything Paris ever wrote. There isn't a single nice tag on the page.
      I wouldn't be betting the mansion on this one P.



    71. 71

      rock on perezito! love the getting laid quote…i hope you're getting some =)

    72. epic says – reply to this


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      well, what this blog is about: every readerscomment means "I FUCKING HATE YOU, PEREZ". so, kudos for keep blogging (and make aniston the scapegaot). i have been here to forget about the world but its been a while. today everything is about HATE HATE HATE, spread by you, perez.



    73. 73

      .
      .
      I am not purchasing your book, Perez.
      Frankly, I am not going to read it even if it was FREE.

    74. Zac says – reply to this


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      Mariah Carey's retoucher?



    75. 75

      BEAUTIFUL PIC OF U



    76. 76

      Oh please. Some of you morons are actually going to buy this thing? At least wait until it's on the remainder table.

    77. MHE says – reply to this


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      Hm, I thought you said you were a Democrat in one of your vids. You mentioned your mother being Republican and that you were a Dem. Maybe I remember differently…



    78. 78

      CONGRATULATIONS BEAUTIFUL PEREZ did the book have to have the word' suicide in it I HATE THAT WORD

      GOD U LOOK HUGGABLE IN THAT PICTURE ALMOST ANGELIC

    79. BB says – reply to this


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      Well done perez!
      Very nice photo too!



    80. 80

      you're an ugly person… you spread the hate perez.

      i hope you die soon so that the world can be a better place



    81. 81

      good for you Perez! You look super hott in that picture!!



    82. 82

      you look hot, cant but the book though cause i dont think your selling iit in the uk



    83. 83

      Hey Perez. You need to do this every day:

      Look in the mirror, look yourself in the eye and say "I AM NOT A CELEBRITY" one hundred times.



    84. 84

      I'm hoping it bombs…i'm sure it will. You are a C level celeb at most. Only people with empty lives will buy it…hoping their lives are better than the celebs you mock. You are truely a social parasite.



    85. 85

      Re: JoJoStar – AMEN! thank God someone else out there sees through all his "smoke and mirrors" when in the end it's all about his fat ass.