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"Man accused of stealing fridge with urine samples"

Ewwwww! Why???? CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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Man accused of stealing fridge with urine samples

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – Authorities say a man was arrested for stealing a small refrigerator from a probation office used to store urine samples, including his own. The Alachua County Sheriff's Office said a 26-year-old man stole the fridge after testing positive for drug use. Police said he went to the office Sunday, shot out a window to get inside and removed the locked refrigerator.

Probation officers gave investigators a list of names of those whose drug samples were stored in the stolen fridge. Investigators tracked down the suspect at his home where they found shards of glass with blood on them.

The fridge is still missing, but the man was being held at the Alachua County jail. He's charged with arson, destroying evidence, burglary and larceny.

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38 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”



  1. 1

    pee pee



  2. 2

    I'll sell some clean piss,$1000 a jar.



  3. 3

    Wtf???



  4. 4

    what a dumbass..



  5. 5

    Duh, he was thirsty. Either that or he wanted to examine a new biological weapon once he heard Paris Hilton's sample was in there.



  6. 6

    effen idiot
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    of couze in Gainzville
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    azzholezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  7. 7

    YUCK!!!



  8. 8

    LOL…..water sports?



  9. 9

    Re: Big Black Dick – You can buy
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    freezedried on the net, I hear
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    Re: mama of 2
    morning mama
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  10. 10

    must be on drugs to do such a stupid thing.



  11. 11


  12. 12

    YOU FUCKING RAT BASTARD! YOU SAY CLICK HERE AND IT'S A SHAMELESS PROMOTION FOR YOUR BITCH KATY PERRY! I DON'T LIKE TO BE TRICKED YOU ASS CRACK! NOBODY LIKES HER AS MUCH AS YOU DUMB FUCK!



  13. 13


  14. 14

    wtf your link takes me to Katy Perry's blog lol



  15. 15

    Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated
    U krack my azz off
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    kizzezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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  16. 16

    Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated
    Would you buy any chance have a couple sleds you
    could thrown at g.w. haha….?



  17. 17

    Hmmm his job is probably requesting a urine sample. Sounds like someone is loaded with drugs….



  18. 18

    what a douche.



  19. 19

    Naah, I think he was just takin' the piss.



  20. 20

    Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – LOL!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR IN A GOOD MOOD!!



  21. 21

    My cuz used to get his girlfriends kids pee when he got tested and yes they lived in Florida.



  22. 22

    that was fucking stupid.



  23. 23

    Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – No he just likes piss.



  24. 24

    may sound weird, but I also used to do all kind of shit in order to not be tested positive… also paying for a urine sample, I guess :\



  25. 25

    Duuuuuummmb!!



  26. 26

    That happened at my job. Someone stole a small fridge used to store something that was not food. EWWWWWWW!



  27. 27

    i was a lot less surprised to read this when it said it was in gainesville.

    i dont know what was worse, my college town with a piss thief or my home town that was on weak week a few months ago for accidently listing a porn hotline for the county democratic committee in the phone book.

    probably this.



  28. 28

    Perez's pee tests positve for semen.



  29. 29

    They must've been pissed when they found the fridge gone.



  30. 30

    Re: Jubilee – hahaha



  31. 31

    you gotta do whatchu gotta do



  32. 32

    To pass a urine test- drink one gallon of water…pee several times…by the time you have to test..you will be pissing out water resulting in a negitive result. Works every time…



  33. 33

    Ohh la la… I love the cup! Does anyone know where can I buy one?



  34. 34

    He must be a democRAT. They are into that sort of thing.



  35. 35

    He stole pee, wow. What you in for buddy? I stole lots of pee…….i'm special



  36. 36

    i love how the 'click here' link leads to katty perry's website….nice one!

  37. DxP says – reply to this


    37

    i want those cups! awesome!



  38. 38

    But they didn't get him for drugs? WTF I'd like a sample of your peepee, peevez.