Heidi And Spencer: Still Fake, No Surprise There

It comes as no surprise that Speidi's "real" marriage is still just as fake as their well…fake marriage.
A preview for the upcoming finale of The Hills show the couple exchanging vows in a Beverly Hills courtroom in the presence of Spencer's sister, meth face Stephanie, and a judge.
But, L.A. Superior Court officials are saying that the scenes alluded to in the trailer, however, were filmed after hours and that the judge displayed in the footage is not one of their own. And while the Beverly Hills court does sometimes oversee civil ceremonies, it is not in the manner portrayed in the clip - it usually occurs in chambers when there is a break.
An additional investigation into marriage records shows no filings by Pratt or Montag, although such papers could be filed anywhere in LA country and the couple could have requested a confidential license.
According to Pratt, however, "it's as legal as the ring on my finger."
Good luck getting tax breaks with your ring.
See how sacred marriage is?
You can turn it into a reality show circus!
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who cares.
shave your beard you retard..
Death to these shitfaced losers…
Schpinter needs to just eat shit and die.
Re: mama of 2 – YOUR#1 ! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*YAWNNNN!* If no one paid attention to these two assholes they might just fall off the face of the earth.. sad we keep giving them exactly what they want, isn't it?!
Nobody gives a limp dick in a box Perez…NEXT!!
OMG Why are these fucking people everywhere??? Really, does anyone care if their marriage is real or fake??
Ughhhh, I fucking hate these 2 fucking fucked up famewhores. All they do is waste space. I fucking hope they get fucked up in a mother fucking car crash on Christmas. Mother fucking douche nozzles.
He's an odd looking little fat boy isn't he? And she looks like she came off a bimbo conveyor belt.
Are they
fucking
serious.
I wouldn't take
either one of
them in the woods.
they look P L A S T I C.
Re: mama of 2 – Re: LaDiva is unleashed… – Re: harrybalsac – Hey guys!
boring
haha…i hate these 2….
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i dont know who they are or how they got famous but they are on this fucking site 24/7…
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Re: _Alice_ – #9…LOL…no really, don't hold anything back…tell us what you really think!!! LOL
Re: _Alice_ –
I love
how you said
that Alice. A girl
after my fucking heart♥
sweettits
I bet Spencer calls out his own name during sex.
yawn
listening to spencer talk is painful. his voice..the way his words kind of run together reminds me of what i think puss must sound like while drips from an open wound. seriously, kid. take some voice lessons. you sound like you are of seriously below average intelligence.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – No shit, I've never seen one show on them and don't
want
to, jerks.
Re: CutieLuLu – Re: Pocahontas – LOL….I just can't stand them. Blech…..
Re: _Alice_ – Hey alice baby….
stop posting about these retards!
Re: _Alice_ – heyyy
Re: harrybalsac – weeeeeee!!!
Re: _Alice_ – Hey baby.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – You were awesome last night!
He'll kill her in her sleep just to get attention.
Re: _Alice_ – hEY SWEETY!
Re: && I got a thing for you! – As long as I got a face ,you got a place to sit.
Re: ShakeYourkitty – I think they're paying Mario.
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Good morning, people !
Good evening, Alice!
I would rather have this burning sensation when i pee for the rest of my life than hear about these two fucks EVER again…..
Re: Pocahontas – HEY GIRL!
Re: orchidgirl – morning
Re: _Alice_ – GOOD MORNING ALICE…NICE TO SEE YOU HAVE THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT
OK ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I always thought the best way to negate these fuckers would be to ignore them, but I can't. I have to say that they are the biggest waste of space on the planet. And HIM….why the fuck doesn't he apply for one of those new face transplants. God he fucking offends me!
That whole thing on monday nights episode was even more sad than I had ever imagined. Somehow I pictured them having a sweet moment on a beach when he asked her to get married right then…not while they were drunk and downing patron! How she can see that and still stand up for their marriage is beyond me. I would like to think she is not as dumb as she appears but I think she really is even more so!
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Hey sweet tits! I've been missing you;)
what a bunch of morons. btw, what is up with the fur on spencers face? can't he grow facial hair? it looks gross. shave or tweeze already. and his ring…come on really, a charm.
Re: _Alice_ – I can't stand them either and I think your right about paying Mario
Re: Big Black Dick – u sure do have a way with the ladies….lol…..
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! –
Sweetpiece,
I saw Hot Monkey yesterday commenting. It sounded very strange.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – LOL….just trying to spread some Holiday cheer! Wooo-hooo!
Re: orchidgirl – Evenin'!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – HAHA….thanx….
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i think he liked me…..
Their child is going to have the chin of Jay Leno.
FAKEEEEEEE
What the fuck is up with the snitch box in our comments? Somebody please explain…
And dont you love that the "video" of the wedding they showed on the hills was sortof…incomplete. It started with them walking down the isle or whatever and ended with him showing off his ring.
Re: guilty of being white – First one to get banned is the WINNER!
Re: orchidgirl – 43 Oh really where? I wouldn't believe it is her. Most likely the "IMPOSTOR"!
How are you lovely?
These uggos are a poor excuse of the human race. Heidi, you cant erase ugly, sweetie. Your face is as long as Italy..and are you seriously still wearing fake nails? So 2001. And don't even get me started on Spencer. When will he just die? I'm ashamed that I even know their names.
And one more thing…What kind of example is Heidi the troll sending to young women? To get thousands of dollars worth of plastic surgery to feel accepted in society? And to date an asshat that controls every aspect of your life? It's all good, girls…plastic is perfect. And don't forget to don those little white gloves and take your proper place in society.
They make me vomit.
I look at them and want to blow chunks on the perfect blond heads…..
Re: harrybalsac – Uh-oh!
These two I have seen in attendance at the same church I go to in Woodland Hills and honestly they are not an example of just that (churhc=God). I guess some people do what they go to do with their celebrity to make a dolla.
They are nothin but fake pieces of SHIT!! Spencer justs needs to die!!!
They have cried wolf on this marriage so many times no one gives a damn.
'Alice' has had more comments love it!!!
He really does look like Beavis
if you watch the episode of the Hills where they get married, when heidi is looking in the mirror her ring is on the wrong hand. so stupid.
Re: chickie71 – IN REGARDS TO THE POT LEAF COMMENTS YESTERDAY, I FOR ONE LOVE THE AVATAR…..IT REMINDS ME WHAT FUN I AM GOING TO HAVE WHEN I GO HOME……
Is it just me or does this guy look like a furby?
Re: orchidgirl – HOT MONKEY LOVE SOUNDS VERY HURT…….
Quit posting shit about these fakes and they will lose their fame real quick. On a sidenote I've lost 5 lbs from the amount of times I puke everytime I see their fake looking selves. SCORE!
im gonna have to agree with the 1st comment… who cares!
why is it hat when he asked her to marry him it was dark out. When you see them again, it's after they are married and it's morning. If you look at them watching the wedding video, however, it's day time…when is it possible that they got married….unless more than one day went by…then Heidi was shit faced more than once on her vacation.
Re: inhotpursuit – is this my new boyfriend formerly known as assume the position?
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i think it is….
Re: _Alice_ – PMSL
Re: _Alice_ – hi alice!!
i'm still salty over the fact i don't have a snitch box in my comments. do i have to turn it up a notch?
Anyone else notice on The Hill's the other night Heidi had her ring on the wrong finger….UGH I hate SPIEDI.
Dang, Perez!
I know you don't like this duo, and neither do I, but WHO do even like anymore???
You lash out at EVERYBODY!!
Are you PMSing by any chance?
;p
AHHH HA … SO the ring is STOLEN !!!!!!
hehehheh LMFAO , i crack myself up .. not as much as the fakeness of The Hills and there Normaly evey day lives …
LOL
The best thing about the end of The Hills will be that we will no longer have to see or read about these two again. Once the show is off nobody will care. Their 15 minutes are up!
Someone please go look up some recent pics of ceiling eyes…i think she's had work done. Lips look a lil plump… something is different!
wow… not reality isnt real? since when WAS it…??? this show and these people are just dumb.. it gives young girls the idea u can act like total idiots and be rich and beautiful, and dramatic but its all fake.. lolol
For 2 christians the fact that they are faking and pimpin this marriage must mean that they will burn in hell… can't wait for that to happen!
The only thing real about these two goof troops is that they are REAL STUPID! Let's not give them any attention and maybe they'll go the eff away.
Re: lbeers4375 –
Yes!!! I totally thought that. They were all 'lets go get married' at night-time.. then when theyre watching the video, the video has clearly been filmed during the day. stupid!
you're still posting about them perez, no suprise there!
She looks like a fucking MAN!!
He looks like a goddamn pedophile!
They are no talent ass clowns and should be beaten over the head with their own old body parts that were replaced.
JUST DIE AND DISAPPEAR YOU FUCKING LOSERS!
Forever annoying !
i hate spencers face, and if i ever saw him in public i'd kick him in the balls!!! SPENCER IS SKELETOR!!!!
wow.. how pathetic
Oh, i hate that I know who they are. Get rid of them. We can all do better.
I think it's awesome that EVERY SINGLE fucking comment on here about these two famewhore douchebags is negative. Perez, for the love of god, get a clue and stop posting these assholes.
i never watch this show…but i am gonna watch the fake wedding episode i think
the show just aired!!! its official that their marriage is not legal