Jeremy Piven's Got A Case Of The Lindsays
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Sounds like Jeremy Piven's got a mild case of Lindsay Lohan syndrome.
Currently starring in the Broadway production Speed-the-Plow, the Pivert's been forced to miss last night's performance, Wednesday's matinee, and tonight's performance because he's been "sick".
His doctors have even ordered that "he should end his run in STP immediately" which means that he won't make it to the show's final curtain call February 22nd.
Yeah, a lot of hard pAArtying will do that to a fellow!
Don't blow it!
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Posted: December 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm
AND YOU KNOW THIS HOW YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCK!
He's gettin' reamed with a strap-on?
Maybe he is really sick……
.
nobody cares.
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Checked the Weather Channel forecast for tomorrow, at 6 am we'll be 4 degrees warmer than you!
Perez, do you read our comments? Because I wouldn't.
douche bag
A fist in the ass will perk him up!
Love his beard stubble he's FUCKING HOT!
i have nothing to do at work today,
so i'm all over the internet…
and there are more interesting stories out there.
this is why i stopped visiting here, i guess…
the stories SUCK!
but here i am…still typing…
don't know why this site is so addicting….another reason why i stopped visiting.
YAWN MARIO! NEXT!
Re: HOT4COOK – david cook looks like he's rubbing one out in your avatar…is that why you picked it? just curious…no offense.
Speed-the-Plow..sounds like gay porn to me!!
Re: Big Black Dick – You should be a fucking doctor!
YAWN!!!
blog about people who are intresting
STFU Perez! How do you know? Were you hanging with him? Doubt he would hang anywhere your fatass would
Oh poor little Jeremy's sick!! Well so am I asshole and I still have to show up for work here in the real world!
Re: harrybalsac – SO IT WILL BE 25 DEGREES F THERE! CAUSE THAT'S NOT THAT WARM!!!!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HOTTIE!
Jeremy Piven is very cute.
the Piv is second on my list for a reacharound, can you say rusty trombone? oh, and guess who is first on my FANTASY REACHAROUND LIST. go ahead try….
Re: rOOm237 – DITTO EVERYTHING YOU SAID!!!!!!!!!!
Re: reach_around – BALSAC!!!!
I really fucking doubt that Jeremy Piven is an alcoholic like lindsay lohan.
He has way more talent than her. And all of the jonas brothers.
Goooofuckyourmom.
WTF!
Re: Perez Is Fat Bitch – LOVE YOUR NAME!
I LOVE Jeremy Piven, STOP HATIN" Perez!
perez u cunt burger leave him alon!!!!!!! i love this guy!!!!!! if you say anything about him again im going to let u fuck me and then im gonne SHIT ON YOUR COCK!!!!! BIATCH!!!!!!!!
Re: rOOm237 – LOL, what a lovely thought. I'll save it for later.
I would love to introduce him to the wonderful world of hot gay butt sex.
awwww come on Perez! can't people just be sick??
piven cannot do anything wrong in my book - except say he's gay.
that would crush my heart.
hey…here's a thought…maybe he's actually sick asshole
I USED TO LIKE PIVEN….NOW THAT HE'S FAMOUS, NOT SO MUCH
Perez, were you hinting something at the end there? Do you have inside knowledge? Just say it!!!
PEREZ, you are stupid.
Do you even investigate before you post articles?
He has a high mercury count, and thus has been told to pull out of the show to rest. The producers announced today he won't be returning. It isn't because of "hard pAArtying!" He is not a Lindsay. HE ACTUALLY GOT GOOD REVIEWS too. It is too bad he had to drop out.
Re: Topher – Again, I'd LOVE to join you in that! First Gerard Butler, then Piven. A veritable hot bearded furry butt buffet!
SLUT!
Um, that blows. I was JUST about to purchase tickets for my husband and I to go. We don't usually do Broadway (its not our thing but we appreciate it). But we were going to go for Ari and the chick from Mad Men. Nice job bailing Ari. I waited for some reason and now glad I did.
HE NEEDS A CRASH DIET…LOOKING CHUNKY THERE. NEED TO CUT OUT THE PARTYING. YOU CAN'T DO BROADWAY AND PARTY AT THE SAME TIME TOO DAMANDING.
YOU DON'T SEE THOSE HIGH POWERED BROADWAY DANCERS DRINKING LATE INTO THE NIGHT. NO SIREE………PARTYING AND DOING EIGHT SHOWS A WEEK DON'T MIX. I SHOULD KNOW. I GO TO EVERY LOCAL AIDS BENEFIT PUT ON BY EVERY B'WAY SHOW THAT COMES TO TOWN..AND THEY ONLY DRINK MINERAL WATER AND THEN MAKE IT AN EARLY EVENING
he looks like a punch bag