Jordan Hawks More Shit
Filed under: Anglophilia > Jordan
We have to give it up to former "glamour model" Jordan, aka Katie Price.
She definitely knows how to whore herself out for money.
We're jealous!
Jordan will lend her name to just about anything that will pay her. Just recently, she launched her new line of lingerie. And before that it was a curling iron and hair straightening iron.
Oh and we can't forget her fragrance line. Or her line for equestrian wear. Yes, equestrian wear.
And what about her line of new linens and bedding range.
Plus, all the books she didn't write!
Ok, the list can go on and on. But now she's added something new.
Jordan will also be selling a new line of nightwear.
Seriously, is there nothing she won't try to sell?
Laxatives???????
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: December 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
NICE (.)(.)'S!
I'd buy her used panties.
She definitely knows how to whore herself out for money.
WHAT'S ALL THIS SHIT ON BOTH SIDES OF MY COMMENT BUTT HAMMER?
Can someone let me know why she is famous? I see her on this blog a lot but I don't know anything about her….just wondering.
Re: silly billie – Wanta goes in halves on a case?
Re: SuzyP – (.)(.), any more questions?
Re: harrybalsac – ?????????????????????????????????
Aarrgghh wtf is this!!!!
I GIVE THIS POST FIVE HOT TRANNY MESSES!
I'd do her. Shes cute. Trashy, but cute.
Re: SuzyP – SHE IS FAMOUS IN TH UK! MODELING AND SKANKING I THINK! SHE ALSO HAD A RIDICULOUS REALITY SHOW WITH HER HUBBY!
nice!!
seriously perez, who is this girl????? Ive never seen her on anything in the US, and shes not even pretty. actually she is pretty, pretty fucking nasty.
who is this???
talk about z list……this bitch just barely makes that list…
Harry, what's that stuff about gerbils? I hear it all the time.
Do gay people really use them?
hahahahaha….isn't she like the Pam Anderson of the UK?
…Marlo Thomas just called and wants her signature 70's hair back. "Any Day Now' she will get it.
she's hot but what a slut.
KNOW
THE
NAME,
NOT
THE
WHORE…
GUESS SHE
DIDN'T MAKE
TOO BIG OF A
name
FOR HERSELF…
Katie Price yeast infection medicated spray.
her bangs are too much.
I dig the BEAR beHIND her.
SHE REALLY IS A DISGUSTING PIG…….THIS IS WHAT THE REALITY SHOWS HAVE BROUGHT TO US….DIRTY FUCKING RETARDS SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS
why is she sucking in her stomach its already not there.
trashy.
Toenail clippings?
SHE LOOKS
LIKE A
99 CENT STORE BARBIE…
IN THE
DAMGED GOODS BIN….
(THE FACTORY IN HONG KONG
DIDN'T QUITE GET THE MELTING PROCESS DOWN
ON HER FACE)
FIVE FOR A DOLLAR…
THAT'S WHAT SHE(KATIE PRICE) SAID;^D
OH
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS OF THEM ALL – TRUTH SISTA!
Re: rQQm237 – ….
…
….
…..damAged…
Re: harrybalsac – Many many many more actually.
Re: LettyB Can Be Imitated Not Duplicated – Oh okay. She loves to whore out crappy shit. Thanks!
Bimbo….
She looks like she could pop at any moment from all the silicon in her body, and I am not talking about just her boobies.
ewww eat a sandwhich you bean pole bobble headed chick
Re: orchidgirl – WTF are you askin' me for? Kitty claims to be " Enchanted" , ask him.
Re: harrybalsac –
yeah, beacause those fake tits
look so different than all the others,
right?
people always act like it's the first time they've seen a pair…
…
no memory skills maybe…
so many people bear a striking resemblence to
an alzheimers patient
these days.
I cant decide if i want a piece of that ass or if i wanna puke all over it
snowflake
shes hot, but that pic of her in the back looks like her heads gonna start spinnin'
Really? YOU are one to call out somebody for "Hawking More Shit". Look in a mirror lately? Just like beating up unfortunate Rumer Willis… You could go Chin to Chin with that one.
No one remembers she had a hooked nose before.
I'd do her!
THIS IS THE ONLY EFFIN SITE WHERE I READ ABOUT HER!
"Did Hollywood play a role in inspiring you to get healthier and lose weight?
I was inspired to get healthier and lose weight cause i wanted to get laid. This is an LA Magazine; so what's up LA boys? Step up to the plate. I am ready to get laid or date or whatever"
IF YOU WANNA LEAVE YOUR OPINIONS ABOUT PIGGY'S LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT LOG ON TO THE ADVOCATE'S MAG SITE!!!!
Ya sounds like you Perez! You'll do anything!
GO TO YOUTUBE AND LOOK UP DANAY CRAGARIS IN HELMET BOY….SHE IS HOTTER THAN THIS BITCH!!!!
Wow how many products has she hawked so far? Seriously this is getting wierd.
Jordan "HOCKS" More Shit
She should sell strap ons……like the kind she has to use now since she is no longer a man……….
i think she looks trashy! and what is she doing in the states? whats her 'reason' for being here…?
Trash - pure trash but it sells!! I wonder if Katie knows how trashy she really is?? I heard she bashed Dita Von Teese's cover of Playboy saying her cover was better, not so Katie, your cover as usual was pure trash - you looked like a cheap hooker, Dita was pure class!
I LOVE HER!! She and her husband are one of the wealthiest couples in the U.K. and if you watch her reality show on youtube you'll love her too!!
I really grew empathetic towards Jordan and her family after seeing her reality show. I can't blame her for trying to make money. YOU GO GIRL!!!
you should hear her sing…
look for her video "not just anybody" in youtube…DAMN! IT WAS HORRIBLE! ROFL!
she is about as annoying as parasite hilton. what is with people putting their names on every crappy product under the sun? it's really pathetic, that they need that much attention and adoration. i guess her mommy didn't give her enough love as a child. she is ugly and ridiculous.
This bitch needs to shrivel up and die…
Ay Dios!!! Vieja flaca, falsa, fea y chichona!!
Perez, you have some nerve talking about how low someone will go to make money. And the definition of "trashy" is the profile YOU listed in /\/\anhunt _daut_calm, where you listed your turn-ons to include bestiality and circling the anus with your tongue.
~..~
oink
Her perfume smells awful, her home collection looks great for young girls, probably 12 or younger, and her lingerie is for hookers down by the docks. Her product range is definitely aimed at a certain consumer: a trashy one, like herself!
Say what you want…but…God damn…have you guys seen her porn vid…shes smoking hot!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….
NO MO JORDAN!!!!!!