Jordan vs. Dita: It's Boobs vs Beauty!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Dita Von Teese > Jordan
Jordan sure knows how to get some press!
The former "glamour girl" has been doing less "glamour" shoots over the past couple of years and has dedicated herself to spending more time on her business ventures and being a mom.
But you can't take the trashiness out of a real trashy girl. Helloooo, Britney!
Jordan has indicated that she'd love to pose for Playboy again. And, more importantly, she decided to start badmouthing the lovely and far more talented Dita Von Teese.
In a recent interview, Jordan told OK! magazine, "I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap."
She added, "The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."
Oh Jordan, please don't turn into a meaningless shit-talker like Lily Allen.
[Image via WENN.]
Ok….why is she so cocky?? WHAT has she done? The only reason i know who she is, is from reading this website. I know 90 percent of her body is fake and likes to flash people..other than that, who is she?????
Don't talk bad about people when you are a nobody! katie or jordan or whoever the hell you are!
MARIO I KNOW YOU AREN'T CALLING HER A SHIT-TALKER?
WTF? YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL!
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MARIO = MAJOR SHIT TALKER!
I thought this site was for celebrity news?
Too late, she already turned into one!
Dita will kick your ass.
Take away those enormous fake tits and what has she got? She has nerve talking about anyone.
She's a pig.
The only reason i know who she is, is from reading this website.She's so orange she looks like an ummpah-luumpah.She's jealous of Dita's beauty and naturalness.Dita has class unlike this bitch.
Re: Lindarella –
My thoughts exactly
DITA VON TEESE: Woman you take home to mother, woman that looks good on your arm, woman worth talking to, woman you eventually love
KATIE PRICE: Whore you fuck only when you're drunk, then you brag to your friends you're banging the big-titted dumbass and you'll never call her unless you're sloshed and horny
END OF STORY, NEXT
I need to bronski both then I'll tell you….
Who are these people?
but perez, she IS a meaningless shit talker. that's all she's ever been. the woman exploits her severely disabled son to gain cash and sympathy. she's sickening.
TEAM DITA!!
I CAN TAKE A PORCELAIN BARBIE DOLL OVER AN ORANGE SLUT ANY DAY!
This Drag Queen is Fab! Work it Girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that woman bugs me to no end. i can't say i can't stand her, i don't know her and won't know her but everything she does bothers me. she's retarded, tan people can be attractive but she over does it seeing as how she's not a pretty olive color, she went the oompa loompa route and tanned to a nice tn vols orange. frankly i don't go to a tanning bed, never have, never will, i wear layers of sun screen, i'm very pale but you know what? i get carded for everything i buy because i've taken such good care of my skin. i'm 26 and look much younger. no skin damage is a good thing, cum dumpster.
Eww and she's so orange. Pale is way sexier.
Hmmm I guess she preffers girls with the shitty, orange, fake tan out of a neutrogena bottle she's got?
shit this girl is so trashy, i dont understand why you dont talk badly about her like you do with evan rachel wood.
hey… i love lily allen!
And remind me again who the hell this fake over processed tranny is??????
Meaningless shit-talker? Ha! Ha! Look who's talking, Pervez! What a fucking hyppo.
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That being said, I don't think that a woman who shoved a cell phone up her cooze to entertain the paps should be calling out anyone as 'rank'.
As a very pale, very blonde woman, I take no offense that she prefers the orange, fake tit women… I know I don't like the way she looks either!
But I do have to ask….ummm what is she famous for exactly?
mkay, i've never even heard of this chick before I read about her on the site.
What does she have on Dita? Nothing.
Dita is gorgeous and her Playboy cover was not "crap".
I think this girl is just jealous that Dita outdoes her both in looks and in careers.
She shouldn't talk about Dita's pale skin, Jordan's skin is orange!
I LOVE HER!
Lawzy…Lawzy…this floosie 'minds me of Kirstina Chen. Risin' up her chemise 'n' all. An' bad mouffin' Mizz Dita Von Teese.
I says locks this lil trollop up in the root cellar wiff Prissy. Dazz right were she need to be.
Now.
Huuuuummmmmmmmfffffffpppppppphhhhhhhhh.
*jerkin off*
Jordan looks like a cheap, orange hooker with a budget boob job…..who is she anyway??????
WHy do you keep giving these idiots air time. I don't know the relavency of this bitch but you give her and speidi the same amount of play time and none of them deserve it
WHO IS THIS BITCH?
Dita is a true beauty. Fair skin owns the orange trash look ANY DAY.
Oh Perez… Why can't you just lay off Lily Allen for one second!? Your still pissed that Lils made your little ho-bag, Katy 'Retard' Perry, look like a total douche!! I hope Lily bumps into you one day. You would shit yourself!!
Oh sure and Orange, fake ass tits with jet black hair looks so well together?? Pleassssssssse! Dita is far more classy, far more beautiful, and very well put together than this piece of shit, "Jordan". Someone needs a clue for Christmas..
I dont' know this girl I think she is a reality "star" but that's it….but anyway Dita talented???? I knew about her when she began to date merilyn manson….I know she is supposed to be like a vedette (I don't know how to write the word) …anyway I remember seeing her in ANTM MY GOD! I am better than her!!! any of those show girls in fance can kick her ass!!
oops I mean Marilyn Manson
This bitch looks like ANY other big titted, overly-tanned HO. Dita Von Teese is a true original, beautiful and has TALENT.
Is that her or a wax figure of her???
I'm sure without her weekly sprayings she is not as orange as she appears.
No one knows who she is in America. She sucks at life and she's trashy! Team Dita!
jordan make me scared.
shes gonna get skin caner fo' sure!
at least she keeps Peter andre away for australia, we are so glad to see the back of him!
wow…jealous much?
she obviously cannot get her tiny insignificant mind to comprehend that there is more than one definition of "beauty" and "sexiness". Maybe not EVERYBODY finds the whole overly-tanned, plastic-body, extension-wearing fakeness. I know…crazy, huh?
I think Jordan is far more entertaining that Dita. Dita seems to fake/stepford wife/plastic. Don't get me wrong, Jordan has plenty more plastic parts than her. But Dita is just so stale and Jordan shits rainbows.
Who the fuck is this woman? And why the hell does she go by "Jordan" when she's taking her slutty ass porno pics? Prolly b/c she's ashamed of what she does.. too tan no good hussy… I really see no point in her having any grounds to bitch about anyone when she's not even important in America.
bahaha
real beautiful gorgeous amazing DITA>fake airfilled head plastic bimbo bago' titties
Seriously, who is she? The only place I've ever heard of her is on this site.
And it just so happens I'm racist against orange people, so she can go shove her sunless tanner up her a$$.
p.s
her kids will hate her one day and realize
"mommys a good for nothing whore"
Who the hell cares about her or Dita?? They're both wack anywayz…
SHE IS GREAT !!,ONLY A GIRL BASHER[TRUE HOMO//WOMEN HATER] WOULD THINK SHE IS A DRAG QUEEN..OPEN A WARD SOMEWHERE PLEASE!!!!
Yeah, because it's way more attractive to be Orange like Jordan!
What a bitch. It's called style, and by judging on yours is like everyday online porno. Dita offers something different. What can you offer that I can't get online?
Katie might have a great marketing team but she doesn't have shit on Dita, the only thing rank is Katie herself. Woman looks like a whore for hire hourly on playboy compared to the very classy Von Teese cover.
So pale = won't be leather or have skin cancer in a few years.
what a fuckin retard! shes crazy if she thinks ANYONE would perfer her leathery skin and obnoxious fake boobs over DITA VON TEESE!
Re: Sensitivity – It's a joke ASSHOLE!
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WHAT DOES "A BIT READERS' WIVES" MEAN?
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IS "READERS' WIVES" A UK PERIODICAL?
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I DON'T GET IT.
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Because your fake orange tan is SO sexy?! NOT!
dita much better,,so pretty
I can't stand the Bitch Jordan/Katie whatever the fuck it is these days. However, I agree with her about Dita. I can't stand Dita either. She is in no way beautiful a good dresser or anything. Dita is disgusting and needs to just go somwhere and be alone. She is famous for nothing, is not sexy and doesn't deserve any of the praise she receives.
Better to be pale than be orange. Enjoy your skin cancer, horrid leather couch!
WTF.
Who the fuck is she again? Some herpe infested model or something? I mean really to shit talk about Dita…wow. Yes everyone loves an orange infested model. Pff.
TEAM DITA!!
all of you people dont know her because shes famous in Europe. its not because shes a nobody! KATIE IS AMAZIN. and not too long ago perez was praising her for giving an interview and having lunch with his fat ass.
AND HOW IS DITA TALENTED AT ALL?!?!?!?! she can take her clothes off and show her deathly pale body covered in champagne and she thinks shes living in the 40's….oooooooo. yeah i know people like that, they are VAIN self absorbed peeps. do you think dita could put up with that crap Katie has? NO!
I love Jordan! Perez you are just pist that she talked shit about Vita von whatever the fuck that nasty pale ass skank's name is. Jordan is making lots of money with her products and what is Vita doing? STRIPPING. Mama must be proud of how she earns a living.
I'm not crazy about Jordan but how can you say that Dita has talent? She poses, she looks pale and has a weird waist from the dumb corset shit she does. I bet she doesn't even do her own makeup or anything, she's not talented.
but I totally agree that there's absolutely nothign wrong with being pale,..I'm compltely against tanning but Dita does it with her makeup though.
she thinks dita is too pale!??? LOOK AT U SLUT… ur fucking ORANGE
Guh. Yes, Dita is very pale, but she totally works it. There are some people who actually look fabulous being snow white, and Dita is one of them. But Katie Price is SO overly tanned that for her to make a remark about how pale someone is just comes off as ridiculous. It's like white calling black 'too black' or vice-versa.
Maybe Katie is just jealous that Dita looks so good in her pale skin? Maybe Katie thinks she looks horrible when white? It would explain why she's mega tanned all the time. Also, while Dita will probably have gorgeous skin until death, Katie should be expecting wrinkles within the next…6 months. Hah!
Perez Hates Me ^^
Perez shut up about Lily Allen. And these two are both talentless… how can you say dita is talented???
Nothing wrong with being white skinned any more than black or tanned. Get over it girl. Pale creamy skin is very beautiful, as beautiful as any other color. Come to think of it, ALL skin colors are beautiful. So, too bad for you but pale is cool.
Why do you have a rating scheme?
Fuck you Perez
SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL! i love this princess! she has the prettiest face/body/tan everything i have ever seen in my life..
Both of them are pretty trashy. Dita is STILL a stripper. And uh, what exactly is her talent? I don't call taking a bath in an over-sized champagne glass "talent".
Oh dear Katie, you really aren't helping yourself are you? I like you and Dita - but you are different ends of the spectrum - just accept your differences and move on.
Both are famous for taking off their clothes. Jordan's at least got some major marketing with her name. Dita a/k/a Heather Sweet… I hear nothing about her except from Perez. She does what? Strips. In 40's/50's clothes. What's the diff? Jordan a/k/a Katie Price at least has SOME fame in another country for something. Both have "sexy" qualities, it's all in the clothes and the preference, but to call Dita talented? LMAO. I need a good early morning laugh.
And let's not forget Dita's tainted from being married to Marilyn Manson. In the creepiest wedding ceremony ever (you loved to knock Angelina for the whole blood thing, now you think the homewrecker spits gold because she does what for American? Oh yeah, nothing.) And let's not forget Dita's such a huge moneymaker that during the divorce to the world's creepiest guy - she demanded he pay for all the divorce AND alimony…. must not be good enough to bring in the big money from Playboy… and her dance shows…. and her modeling. Do some searches, before Marilyn got her wearing that pale makeup, she was dressing old school and looked even WORSE. Hell, as much as I hate him, he created her "goth" look people drool over.
Oh oh oh and don't forget Dita's lezzie porn. Yeah, that's classy…..
Trashy. But she has an amazing body and she's really pretty!
Jordan is HOTTTT!
far more talented? wtf has dita done other than do burlesque dances and pose for playboy and crap fashion designers? nothing. jordan is a fucking ENTREPRENEUR! she's a talented woman.. i give her props. she knows how to make the dough!!
Oh yes Jordan, it's far better to be orange than pale! She disgusts me and needs to shut up, especially when speaking of more gorgeous, far better dressed people like Dita.
I'd rather be pale than have the skin tone of an oompa loompa, as this picture seems to suggest.
We love Jordan here in England! Have you ever seen Dita von Teese interviewed??? What a boring, boring woman who takes herself soooooooooooooo seriously. Possibly the most dreary interviewee I have ever, ever seen. It is maybe best that she keeps her trap shut and just takes off her clothes as there is really nothing more to her other than tits and arse and a white skin.
Re: Gram – Dita is not a good dresser?!?! What the hell do you consider "good" dressing then?
if it wasn't for this fake boobies, she's be perfect…. while dita…ugh….puleazzz
Re: Ladeedah – Honey, Jordan tried to go over to the States to do her show, and no one watched it. It lasted only a few episodes because no one knew who she was! She's only famous here. Dita, on the other hand, is famous in Europe and the States. You have no clue what you're talking about there.
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As for the divorce, you'd be bitter too if the man you were married to told you he was leaving you for an 18 year old and you had to move out of the house on Christmas. That man treated her like shit! It's good she demanded a lot in the divorce.
Dita isnt talented, Perez just likes her. You are talented if Perez Hilton likes you, got it?
Re: Naomi likes to screw….. – Jordan got no promotion over here. Dita doesn't have much fame to begin with. I'd never heard of her until here, and I don't hear about her except here. Jordan has some success here with branding however. Dita only gets a few thousand PER SHOW in Europe (if her agreement/judgement in court is any indication). Even Dita herself admits she wasn't really an anybody until she married Marilyn Manson and got seen with him. And after that she commands a few thousand for a show? Dita's movies she appeared in bombed here too and she's totally American! I mean, IMO - neither is A-list, neither is the best talent ever, but a spade is a spade. Just because they look totally opposite doesn't change the fact they take off their clothes for money and fame - it's just that Dita's done some "questionable" porn.
Turn into? The woman has been a class A bitch since she 1st took her clothes off for lads mags years ago.
She is trash no matter how much money she churns up out of silly teenage girls.
And her sappy husband is nothing but a kept yes-man lapdog.
She is a nobody with a huge mouth is all.
Re: Naomi likes to screw….. – Sorry, last message got cut off - as for the divorce - most hear what PEREZ whines about. SHE filed BEFORE Christmas for divorce. She moved out on her own before then as well. While we can "speculate" about what ERW did… there's no official statements or court records to support anything Perez (or really any rag mag) says. She didn't file under cheating or anything of the sort - she filed under irreconcilable. If you believe the words from the mouth's of babes - he says she demanded he change AFTER they got married and was ticked he was touring… just saying. Like she didn't know about his drinking BEFORE?
Re: Ladeedah – Typo changed the sentiment - I meant SHE said SHE demanded he change and he refused.
This woman will do anything for publicity…
No seriously…. who the fuck is Jordan???
total slut. i don't understand what the girls look up to , it's so SAD. i know a young woman who tries to look and be like Jordan and she is THE MOST SHALLOW empty phoney person I met in my life.
Re: dog lover – Jordan is a shallow empty lonely woman.
FREAK
Ha ha, that fake bitch is going to have melanoma before she turns 40. Yeah, its just so cool to be orange and not your natural skin color!
I love Dita! Very classy lady! Jordan needs to get over it!
and all you haters who are hating on dita you obviously are such tools to society that you feel like you need to conform to look like stupid hoes like lindsay lohan or the girls from The Hills. You lack individuality in everyway and that is why you hate on DITA. DARE TO BE DIFFERENT and set fashion statements and loook good doin it! Dita does it everyday and maybe youre just jealous that shes so bold and works it flawlessly.
I love Dita, she's gorgeous and has an intelligent sense of style. She's true to herself. Um . . . Jordan? really? why would she pick a fight with somebody who's so far above her? She must need publicity for . . . what does she do again? other than strip?