Jordan vs. Dita: It's Boobs vs Beauty!
Jordan sure knows how to get some press!
The former "glamour girl" has been doing less "glamour" shoots over the past couple of years and has dedicated herself to spending more time on her business ventures and being a mom.
But you can't take the trashiness out of a real trashy girl. Helloooo, Britney!
Jordan has indicated that she'd love to pose for Playboy again. And, more importantly, she decided to start badmouthing the lovely and far more talented Dita Von Teese.
In a recent interview, Jordan told OK! magazine, "I'd love to do Playboy. Although I just saw Dita Von Teese's cover and it's crap."
She added, "The woman is rank. It's not my cup of tea that she's so pale. I think the pictures look a bit Readers' Wives. It didn't look like Playboy to me."
Oh Jordan, please don't turn into a meaningless shit-talker like Lily Allen.
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What A Whiner!
What a MILF!!!
what a dumb fucking WHORE!!!! Dita rocks.
Jordan's right! Dita is rank. And what's Dita's talent? Dancing around naked…like puh-lease not much of a talent. Jordan has proved herself as a more astute business woman than pretty much all of today's celebrities. She brings in big money and dispite all her surgery she is pretty and would look hot in Playboy. She seems like a great mother too! Like i'll acknowledge she's a bit gobby but there's usually truth in what she's saying.
Re: Kateedid –
Why would she have melanoma? She uses fake tan, it's not natural so it's not damaging her.
Dita would be an unknown if it weren't for Manson and even still the only place i read about her is on here.
Anyone that'll lick Perez's ass…Katy, Dita etc, he pretends as if they're seriously talented people! It's getting annoying!
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYBODY SAYS….
I LOVE KATIE PRICE aka JORDAN….
DITA VON BUTTHOLE IS A WHORE AND KATIE IS RIGHT SHE IS RANK….
JORDAN RULES….
Oh no, someone insulted Perez's #1 crush! Scandal!
another dumb cunt being a dumb cunt
pale >> orange.
I also love that Katie-Fucking-Price called her rank. I mean, really. Jordan looks like if you touched her, she'd be sticky.
TEAM DITA!!!!!!! EFF THIS OOMPA LOOMPA BITCH
oh HELL NO she did not say that about Dita!!! jordan is a lame-o… she's british white trash and she's saying Dita has no talent?? PULEESE!!!
Ironic how many people talk about trash - like Perez comparing Britney Spears tacking on some cute clothes, she still trashy, but Dita's an exception. Putting her in pretty clothes takes away her trashiness from the porn she did… And yes, she's rank, she's had Marilyn Manson… anyone would be rank after that!!!
DITA WILL BEAT DIS BITCHES ASS!
YOU IS THIS THIS,, BESIDES THE CREATION OF PLASTIC SURGERY
I do not like Jordan.. but her comment about Dita is DEAD ON. Dita is crap. How the hell is Dita talented? She can wave freakin fans while wearing a corset. Whoppeee!
meaningless shit talker thats a joke your a fucking retard.
I can't believe she'd diss someone as classy and gorgeous as Dita.
Well you can take the girl out of Essex…
Perez, I agree with Jordan, Dita is ugly and looks just like Marilyn Manson. You can call Jordan trashy and bash her all you want, but she's HOT as fxck, and absolutely stunning, really pretty girl. Dita, on the other hand, is not pretty at all, and not hot. Just because you're a fan of hers it doesn't mean she's any good. You say she's classy, I say she's ridiculous and snotty, maybe with some complex. She looks like a retro-goth, scarily so much like Marilyn Manson, and she's not pretty at all.
Re: dog lover –
Jordon,
Come on now? seriously?
ew.