The Pivert Pulls Out!
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He just fucked himself over in the theater!
The hard-pAArtying Jeremy Piven has abruptly quit the Broadway revival of playwright David Mamet's Speed The Plow.
The Entourage star cited "doctor's orders."
The Pivert's been feeling poo poo lately and has missed some performances. His doctors claim he has high levels of mercury.
Now that's a clever excuse!
A spokeswoman for The Pivert says that although he wanted to continue in Speed The Plow, his doctors advised him against doing so.
Uh huh!
Mamet says, "I talked to Jeremy on the phone and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."
Thankfully, the production will continue through February and Jeremy will be replace.
He's expendable!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
he's ugly haha
and bald
YOU SURE SEEM TO HATE HIM TODAY…DID HE TURN YOU DOWN MARIO?
Ugh…….
1st
well that's kind of harsh
who cares about this midget?! he plays ari gold in every movie he's in! but at least he's good at it…
wow
they have been advertising this play for a while on tv..they probably just used his name and were able to drop the word entourage and then got people to buy the tickets and then pulled something like this the jerks!
THIS GUY IS THE WORST ACTOR…WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT HIM.
GO TO YOUTUBE AND SEARCH DANAY CRAGARIS IN HELMET BOY…NOW THERE IS ACTING AT ITS FINEST! SHE IS AWESOME
Please make my day and tell me that's a real quote.
Stop the Hatin' everyone and Perez! He's great! Love Ari!
I hope he gets well!
That's kind of an uncommon diagnosis. I wonder if he eats a lot of fish. How else do you get high levels of mercury?
this is the last time I will post or even visit this website. I am so over Perez hating on people that most people find brilliant. the postings on this site have become way too personal and i can't take it anymore. byeeeeeeeeee
i never thought he was that great. N I hate how douche he got after the entourage show. Its not even that good. lol
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"a career as a thermometer" ???
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THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!
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LMAO!
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Shut the f*ck up PERVez. All you is lust after teenage boy's d*cks and jerk off late at night while teddy watches.
Yeah right, Perez … I'm sure that is a thermometer you would love shoved up your azz.
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Word from Chicago actors that have worked with him is that his ego is way big for a little shit.
Re: piazzasbuttplug –
Learn how to write English pantystain. It should be: actors who have worked…
Murcury? That's a weird excuse. Couldn't they have thought of something more common, like the flu?
First of all, I don't understand why you call him "pivert". He is CUTE! And he's the reason I even watch Entourage. He definitely makes that show!!! I love him!!!! Who cares if he likes to party? What's wrong with that? Maybe he realized theater wasn't for him and dropped out. Or could you ever possibly think that someone is actually telling the truth and maybe he does have a high level of mercury in his system? Go pull your head out of your ass and realize that you DON'T know everything and not everyone agrees with you.
Glad to see Mamet has a sense of humor…
Whats so special about this fat midget?
i know that Piven has a partying reputation and that the theater schedule can be a bit much for hollywood types who aren't used to the daily grind of broadway. however, i would be that he is actually sick and not faking because being a theater person of all the playwrights out there i would NOT back out on Mamet. he's a living legend and a pit bull and if you want to continue working on broadway i wouldn't fuck him over. i hope jeremy feels better soon if he is actually sick.
WOW !! ISN'T HE JUST A VISION ??!!
Mario, see if you worked out more you might be as slim and gorgeous as Pivens is in this photo. Stop suck donkey dicks and do some sit-ups you dumpy fag.
oh what small hands you have…….
AWESOMEST quote ever. "A career as a thermometer"?! Did nobody else laugh at this??
I think Jeremy Piven is hot… which would go a long way in his new venture as a thermometer.
I HATE JEREMY. HE IS SUCH A MOTHERFUCKER. RUDE, ARROGANT COCK SUCKING PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!
Get well, handsome! I have just the injection to help you feel better…spread em wide.
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
THERMOMETER. that's genius.
He probably has high mercury levels because he's eating too much tuna. You're only supposed to have it once a week.
piven is a riot……….what was that sick movie with him and his buddies where the bachelor party stripper dies and all hell breaks loose?
He must have gotten his home body waxing machine up and running and is going for a crotch dip.
I have a nagging susicion, this guy really thinks he's king of the world… or maybe he didn't know what he was getting himself into. Broadway is hard! Trust.
Fuckin' A !!! I meant suspicion…
People get sick dumbass.,.. Believe me, as someone who got sick and had to leave his job and almost died - you are a fucker. You need to grow the fuck up and show some god damn sympothy.
I'm really pissed. where's my fucking avartar.. I changed it yesterday in the afternoon bitchface…. change my avartar!!!!
lol! David Mamet sure knows how to say it! Love it!
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Go Arai!!!
You are a fucking long face idiot. Did he say something to make you mad so you are trashing him? As least he has a doctor supporting him. What is your excuse of your failure?
Holy crap!!!! Run alittle faster there buddy!!!
That cutie in the background sure seems impressed with his ass.
"He's expendable!". Finally–now you actually have something in common with a celebrity.
Oh, it is, it is a real quote! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
guy is a major douchebag
HAHAHAHAHAHAH a thermometer!!! HA!!!!!