Tom Cruise Attempts Funny, Fails Miserably

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   silver says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Def. a fake laugh!

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   i laughed

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   I thought he was good actually. stop the cruise-hate, perez!

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   Fuck off Perez…Tom's cool.

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   ummm….he didnt write those jokes dickhead! He just read them! Oh but because you're so COOL, you think HE'S not funny…..because you so obviously know what's funny…..I've watched some of your stupid clips Perez - YOU are the one that is not funny!!

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   nah. thought it was pretty funny.

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   Tom Cruise is a bit rude

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   I loved it!

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   he was cute!! and people making fun of his height. you are losers. as if he can help it. he's dyslexic and it was sweet to see him try to figure out heimlich.
   you should attempt to be more open

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    He does believe in Vicks Vaporub. It´s true, not crazy. It also heals HIV and cancer. Oh wait, that can only be done by eating vitamins and spending $50,000 on Scientology-seminars.

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    Tom Cruise is a Good Sport!
    The Top Ten was Funny!

    Tom Cruise is a Great Actor & a Great Human Being!!

    I don't know why some of you "love to hate him!"

    Kudos Tom!!

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    I thought it was funny too Perez - you probably didn't really understand the joke.

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    It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud and that did. He was funny Perez! Lighten up.

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    Pretty funny. You're just pissed because he slapped you and others nasty bloggers who are constantly talking ill about him across the face.

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    Why do people hate him so much? Hes funny! He can laugh at himself, hes been in the movies for over 20 yrs,and damn good ones too! He is entitled to be a little into himself! He is dyslexic, so it was pretty brave of him to go on the most watched latenight live talkshow and read something he never did prior. thats humbling! And would you stop liking a celeb because they were muslim or catholic??? Both of those religions have deeper and darker pasts than Scientology and killed thousands more! Its his decision to believe in what he wants to and it shouldnt have any effect on us! And of course hes going to try to get people to like him again ITS HIS CAREER TO DO THAT! Geez.

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    He couldn't read Heimliched?? Idiot.

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    PEREZ!! wtf is wrong with you? WAY more negative than usual. I never think Lettermans top 10's are funny, but last nite, i thought it was great! Tom did a great job. lighten up toots!

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    Re: MissEquisite – word

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    I thought he was funny…

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    Top CRAZIEST things people say about tom cruise on the internet:

    10. LIkes women
    9. is straight
    8. LIkes women
    7. is hot
    6. likes women
    5. good actor
    4. likes women
    3. is sane
    2. likes women

    And the number one crazy thing that people say on the internet is:

    Tom Cruise does NOT take it up the butt.

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    and he doesn't recognize the word HEIMLICH?

    i thought $cientology "Cured His Dyslexia"?

    DR. Harry Heimlich (Heimlich Maneuver) was of jewish/german descent…with a textbook german spelling/pronounciation.

    and he just spent HOW long in germany???

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    he was funny
    and tom cruise is still hot

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    CHA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    No bad….funny… I lol…still love Tom.

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    PEREZ SHUT THE FUK UP IT WAS FUNNY I LAUGHED

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    Chae says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Awww come on that didn't suck that bad.

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    The only one on that list that was funny was the one where it said he believes you can cure all physical and emotional problems with Vicks Vaporub.

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    Aw maaaaaaaaaaaan! That could have been so much more hilarious if he'd have been ambushed with that and the list contained the *actual* top ten things that people say about him on the internet. Of course there are rules about what can and can't be said on television though, and we know a few of those rumours are not family-friendly

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    tom we still love you mate!!!! you know your having a pretty good time if you go see a tom cruise film! and hes seems like a cool guy

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    I'm not a fan of Tom Cruise at all, but I thought it was pretty funny.

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    I thought it was funny. I especially like #4.

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    I will always love Tom Cruise so ha ha to you Perez for trying to bash him. You failed miserably!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Haaaaaaah!

    "I once. What's this? I can't read it."

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    He wasn't THAT bad–

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    I found it funny, not hilarious, but it made me smile and laugh in a few places. I like most of him movies. I think if I knew him personally though I would be annoyed with him.

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    Was great even licked…opps I mean liked him. He looked great! Was out of his Scientology mode (is why), looked like he did some wheat grass, worked out to a sweaty mass, then hit the steam room, then topped it off with some scientology barley water or milk lol. He looked and sounded great!

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    that was hilarious! and i don't even like tom cruise

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    I've heard worse about him. I feel sorry for his other kids because the public acts like Suri is his only kid. On all the interviews and things people ask about Suri, how about the other ones?!?