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Crisco Adler Arrested!

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Human VD petri dish Cisco Adler was arrested Wednesday night in Fargo, North Dakota, after punching a club employee in the nose.

According to witnesses, after Adler's performance at The Hub, a brawl broke out, and while Adler was being escorted out, he punched a worker in the face in yet another case of testosterone-induced stupidity.

He was arrested for "simple assault" and booked at the Cass County Jail.

He was released later on a $500 cash bail.

What an idiot!

57 comments to “Crisco Adler Arrested!”



  1. 1

    He had 500 bucks? What does he do, again?



  2. 2

    yawn.



  3. 3

    first and second, aaarrgh



  4. 4

    Hes yucky!!



  5. 5

    His balls are fucking huge. Very scary.



  6. 6

    Re: mama of 2 – hey mama!



  7. 7

    you're an idiot too perez.



  8. 8

    He should be arrested for looking like shit….



  9. 9

    Re: _Alice_ – heyyy
    where is everyone?
    did they getkicked off for bad comment ratings??



  10. 10

    Re: leaveit2beeker – 1 and 3



  11. 11

    off with this turd's head.



  12. 12

    Jesus Christ! No, I mean he really looks like Jesus Christ.



  13. 13

    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – smell yo dick eh??



  14. 14

    WTF is this rating system?



  15. 15

    bad boy cisco :)
    all those girls like shanna, paris should get arrested for punching & hurting people
    but aomehow they get away with it



  16. 16

    next



  17. 17

    WHO IS THIS GUY???…DOES HE DO ANYTHING BESIDES FUCK DISEASED HOLLYWOOD HOES??



  18. 18

    Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – I'll give you a good rating;)



  19. 19

    I SEE HE HAS THE SAME HAIR STYLIST AS SKELETINA HOLIE….



  20. 20

    Re: mama of 2 – I don't know. But I'm snowed in and feeling frisky. Wanna make out?



  21. 21

    nextt



  22. 22

    Re: mama of 2 – I know, I give up! Blah. And since when can we rate other people's comments? They're no longer anonymous, we have to sign up now. Now this shit? C'mon Perez, you get to write whatever the hell YOU want.



  23. 23

    Re: _Alice_ – lol
    sure..



  24. 24

    Re: leaveit2beeker – i know.
    it's like he wants to kill this site.



  25. 25

    WHO?



  26. 26

    Re: _Alice_ – schwing, boing!

    I'm currently rating myself….

    done!



  27. 27

    He needs to hide under a rock!!! SCARY



  28. 28

    Re: mama of 2 – lol yup. i got inspired by one of perez's posts. shocking i know…



  29. 29

    Should I know who this guy is?

    …OK, I didn't think so.



  30. 30

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – He's a piss poor musician and his balls are GINORMOUS.



  31. 31

    Re: mama of 2 – WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AND HOLE???? IS IT SERIOUS???

  32. Etch says – reply to this


    32

    What a dirt bag!



  33. 33

    who is this guy??



  34. 34

    Re: _Alice_ – I AM ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK HOW YOU WOULD KNOW THE SIZE OF HIS BALLS???? I LOVE YOU ANYWAY



  35. 35

    Maybe he got mad because the guy grabbed his nasty sloppy balls.



  36. 36

    Looks like he has been punched in the nose quite a few times(its wonky)….and for good reason.



  37. 37

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – LOL…Perez showed them off on the site. And they were scary.



  38. 38

    is he part of the Nabisco family or something? who is this dirt ball



  39. 39

    Haha Fargo ND why was he there! That's not far from me in Canadialand! 500 bucks is pretty cheap

  40. theJB says – reply to this


    40

    love you Cisco!



  41. 41

    Re: _Alice_

    LOL everytime i see his name that picture burns into my brain. so gross.



  42. 42

    The locals will convict and Cisco will need the Crisco.



  43. 43

    Best part of this story is that he was playing a club in Fargo, North Dakota.



  44. 44

    SO that was the commotion last night leaving the Hub! First time a "celebrity" was arrested in this god forsaken town



  45. 45

    You'll freeze your balls off in Fargo!



  46. 46

    Lmaooo Human VD petri dish!!!



  47. 47

    Because I am from North Dakota I can say this… we don't want your nasty ass effecting our wonderful community, thank God he was find and is now gone. Hopefully never to comeback.



  48. 48

    opps I meant fined.



  49. 49

    Fargo, huh? Meybe we should have Steve Buscemi feed him into a wood chipper (you know, to get revenge). And tell me again - who exactly is Cisco Adler, what does he "perform," and why should I care?



  50. 50

    What a Joke! I work at the Bar this guy performed at! This Performer/ Celeb… agured over a four dollar shot he didn't want to pay for.. Then calls employees Vulgar names then told us he is on of ten guys in this world that could make us or break us… HA Ha! What a weak concert!



  51. 51

    He is 30 years old….ewwww….time to GROW UP!

  52. party says – reply to this


    52

    i
    would
    LIKE
    TO
    massage
    his
    man
    cherries
    wit
    my
    tonsils
    BITCHEZ.



  53. 53

    Hey cisco the 70"s called and want their hair back.



  54. 54

    oh i woulda loved to be the jailor.
    strip seach n pat down. lol
    grabbin all up on his big balls.
    still super fuckable in all his dirtiness.hahaha



  55. 55

    Looks like HIS schnozz has been busted a few times



  56. 56

    I think Cisco is one of the most talented producers out there right now and one hell of a guy!His music is fresh and he is gaining popularity daily. Calling him an "idiot" was uncalled for as he did nothing that any other guy would have done in a similar situation.Drinking causes people to sometimes act foolish.I tired of the Cisco bashing.You dont like him,go pick on Barry Manilow!
    medusasmom



  57. 57

    were it not for his family name
    he would be flippin burgers
    or turnin trix.