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Kirsten Dunst smiles as she makes her way out of a club in Hollywood on Wednesday night.
Kiki Drunkst looks so happy because ____________.
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
major dude just dry humped her?
yeah, that's why she looks happy!
major dude enjoying referring to self in the third person.
don't you Major Dude?
Major Dude responds in the affirmative
Maybe she is going to get her some "strange"?! That's what I am talking about.. "Strange" with that whore! Oh YeaH!!
she just kicked perez in the junk.
she ran over teddy hilton.
Oh wow - she looks good
she's rich.
.
…..because it's not Kirsten Dunst, it's really Gwinneth Paltrow. He he
she's about to get her drunk on
she farted.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MAN BOOB JIGGLING FAT ASS!
.
.
…Because the best looking hunk at the club gave her his phone #.
Vomited all the drinks up…. and ready for more!!!
she looks cute for a change?
Re: mama of 2 – that Teddy thing was a low blow! Wink!
she just got fisted by BBD.
don't know why she looks happy, but i think she looks really cute in that pic
See the spots on her dress!?!
Soooo vomited!!!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – lol
i may get kicked off.
she's laughing at the Pap's shirt behind her
she's gonna get laid?
She just took a dump that was green and got rid of the corn she ate last week finally
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – lol
Re: Hole – eeeewwwwwww
Re: mama of 2 – AWWW , way to steal my Thunder!
Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – Good night my sweet Mr MD;) Re: mama of 2 – Re: orchidgirl – Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – Good night all!
Re: Hole – Good night to you too Mr Hole
Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – Her truck load of Balsac Ball Gravy just arrived!
next.
someone recognized her
Re: Heidi O Byrne – Heidi
Major Dude thinks you're the newest version of Alice, legendary hotty with stunning hair and a hot cartoon avatar.
yes, that's what Major Dude thinks…
Re: Big Black Dick – i am sooo sorry!!!
no fist for me…:(
Re: _Alice_ – Alice, I wanted to say goodnight, but,once again, "performance issues", pass the towel please…
and have a SUPER night!!!
Re: _Alice_ – byee hun..
sweet dreams love.
she used blow and drank the pain away!
Re: harrybalsac – with the "free" Balsac Dildo Shaped Gravy Ladle, shipping and handling charges apply….
she just drank blood.
she's wearing vibrating panties
Re: mama of 2 – ALL GOOD REASONS TO SMILE! HAHAHAHA!
Re: _Alice_ – NIGHT!
Re: Hole – SO THAT WAS YOU IN THE TOILET…I COULD TELL YOU WERE A DIRTY CUNT PIECE OF SHIT
Re: _Alice_ – NIGHTY NIGHT ALICE
don't know, don't care
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Hey, commiserations on the Perezzies. Better luck next year!
…because she just got gangbanged by James Franco, Toby Maguire, and me…oh Willem Dafoe was there too.
Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – No…that was a dumb reply. Funny you kept ranting about the nice wardrobe you have you little JAP. You are a materialstic whiney little bitch. You aren't even a piece of the corn in Kirsten Dunst's shit.
Re: Hole – STFU before I bitch slap you so hard your kid's will be born dizzy!
Re: harrybalsac – Nahhhh….no you won't. that was dumb
Re: Hole – ted danson is blacker than barack obama
she just ate a big fat slice of steak, hum hum hum yummy
Re: harrybalsac – Nahhhhhh….you aren't a Soprano…you fat fuck. Blahhh bada Bing….dumb
Kiki Drunkst looks so happy because ____________. She isn't wearing any panties and there is a nice warm breeze blowing off the ocean, up her skirt, onto her Little Hootchie Kootchie? Oh Oh I think she just had a Big O.
Re: ChineseDickFingers – I have to disagree…just because he went to an elite prep school and then on to Columbia doesn't make him non-black. A powerful education can make anyone speak eloquent. it isn't a white thing…it is an education thing. Just because he didn't grow up in Harlem and doesn't speak like Snoop Dog doesn't mean shit. Your point is boring…Malcolm X was no different
She got new batteries for her hole plugger.
She got it up da butt!
she actually took a shower.
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Her dealer just back from vacation.
Her dealer just got back from vacation.
she has something white spewing from her vaginal cavity
Re: Hole – WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS…I'M SURE I HAVE SOME LEFTOVERS FOR YOU
Re: Hole – I AM SORRY YOUR DADDY REPEATEDLY AND YOUR MOMMY LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER CHICK BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OVER YOURSELF AND GET SOME THERAPY CUZ YOU ARE ABOUT TO CROSS THE WRONG BITCH
she has a butt plug up her ass and its her little secret.
…because she's on her way to my house to clamp a lip lock on my love muscle. I know you don't like her, Perez, but I think she's pretty cute.
Perez Hates Me ^^
She's high and its not on life.
…because she's not wearing any panties…duuuuh….that trend is SO overrr, Drunkst!
she thinks "They love me, they really love me! (even with man hands)"
…because she's spotted her next greasy, gamey lay!
She killed two birds with one stone and got her snaggletooth fixed while she was at rehab.
… she JIZZED …. IN … HER … PANTS!!!
SHE HAS STAINS ON HER DRESS
she looks good in a picture
BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT LAID
she's off the wagon
…she just heard that Mario's lobotomy was a success.
She looks happy because her ride just pulled up..
check out that creepo in the background!
Because the wet spot on her shirt is NOT from a spilled drink and/or vomit……
she is a hoe!
…she sees her dealer coming.
…she just took Perez's photo with JP Pfertner's cell phone
She got approved for lumineers and will no longer have razor teeth
i like her.. she is precious
because she totally balanced her coke with her booze?
a hot guy making a joke. or dancin in a way that makes ppl laugh…like the guy i like!
Kirsten Dunst looks so happy because someone wants to take a picture of her…. Lord knows why.
If she could disappear, my life would get just a little bit better.
…..because she is drunkst.
she spotted the bar
cigarette junkie
and she also has varicose veins.