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Perez Hilton Presents….

Filed under: Personally Perez

Lil' Perez

a film by

Michael Mouris

Enjoy!!!!

P.S. Yes, that's really Perez's voice.

Posted: December 18, 2008 at 6:30 pm

306 comments to “Perez Hilton Presents….”

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  1. 1

    Hahahaha.



  2. 2

    Perez, you velly funny man….now please give me my avatar.



  3. 3

    i love the flies! princess of all media, lol

  4. Uker says – reply to this


    4

    MICHAEL MOURIS IS FAR TOO TALENTED AND PRETTY TO BE HANGING AROUND WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU PEREZ.



  5. 5

    hilarious.



  6. 6

    Kinda Cute..Kinda Funny ;)



  7. 7

    You are an idiot, Perezito chiquito!



  8. 8

    Not really life like -the other kids weren't beating the shit out of you.
    But good stuff - do more celebs.



  9. 9

    is the dance at the end supposed to be an elvis dance or is that just me?



  10. 10

    Thank God that shit is not showing up on my computer…somebody or someone saved me..thanks!

  11. Fire says – reply to this


    11

    So u FAIL
    *
    at a clothing line
    *
    U you FAIL as an actor
    *
    U fail as an author
    *
    And in desperation
    *
    u try cartoons?
    *
    So desperate Perez. You're a no talent hack with bad taste and a big mouth. LOL!!!



  12. 12

    hahhah amazing!



  13. 13

    why are you talking in 3rd person??

    or do u not even do the these posts yourself?



  14. 14

    Better that the 1st cartoon.



  15. 15

    But that wasn't even amusing. I want my two minutes and 37 seconds back.



  16. 16

    WTF????!!!



  17. 17

    this is really cute !



  18. 18

    How come you dont kiss any of the girls?



  19. 19

    SUCKS



  20. 20

    hahahaha @ truck slut!!



  21. 21

    IloveitIloveitIloveit!!!

    I want more! and lulz to "truck slut"!



  22. 22

    love it.



  23. 23

    hahahaha this is old!



  24. 24

    its cute! i like it :)

  25. Laury says – reply to this


    25

    You really love yourself, don't you P. Pretty cute and funny though.



  26. 26

    that was cute :]



  27. 27

    Chicken putting that up after Letty went home!
    Ha!
    Little Perez!
    Too funny!



  28. 28

    Omg I Love It! ^-^



  29. 29

    I thought this site wasn't about you. Well why is it you are posting about yourself ten times a day? You're too desperate: cartoons, clothes, books all of which only a handfull of people are buying. Just stick to spreading gossip, that's all your good for.



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  31. 31

    HA HA Ha.. i like it



  32. 32

    OMFG!!!! That was HILARIOUS!!!! HA HA HA



  33. 33

    This is why I skim nowadays. Too much about yourself, and not enough about what started your blog in the first place.



  34. 34

    hahaha post more Lil' Perez please!! :D



  35. 35

    P.S. CHUPAS CULO Y PINGA! :mrgreen:



  36. 36

    me no likey



  37. 37

    This is pretty bad I have to say
    only idiots would think that is good
    its true



  38. 38

    Re: BBBoricua – Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – HOLA! WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT?



  39. 39

    Honestly, I could not even take it to the end. This is worthless, it is noting and would suffice as the definition of lame. WTF?



  40. 40

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Hey MONO SALSERO… :)



  41. 41

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Today, arroz con gandules y pollo frito…. :)



  42. 42

    .
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    REVEREND PRICK WHORIN' CAN KISS MY ASS!!!
    .
    .
    .
    .



  43. 43

    Forget the haters, that was funny!



  44. 44

    Re: BBBoricua – QUE DELICIOSO! COMO TE FUE EL DIA?



  45. 45

    hahaha ahhh i love it this was hilarious



  46. 46

    Re: LG!!!COLON!!! Assuming the Position! – ASSUMING THE POSITION?…TO WHAT? ARE YOU FEELING FRISKY THIS EVENING MADAM?
    :mrgreen:



  47. 47

    That was cute!



  48. 48

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – It was good. Shopping like crazy. How about you?



  49. 49

    lol I loved it. Very funny and cute.



  50. 50

    2:37 minutes of my life that I would never get back ….
    what a load of poo.. thanks for nothing perez.. and ur little friend with the animation should do a better job with the script…
    and u perez.. ur excellent at gossip bogging stick with that… voice over and videos dont suit you..



  51. 51

    Animated,….you should look more like Charlie Brown. Small stumpy body….with large head.



  52. 52

    Re: BBBoricua – BUSY! I ONLY POSTED A FEW MINUTES THIS MORNING y YA ME VOY A UNA FIESTA!
    .
    .
    ADIOS Y BUENAS NOCHES! :mrgreen:



  53. 53

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Have lots of fun! Talk to you tomorrow!
    I'm out too!



  54. 54

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Have lots of fun! Talk to you tomorrow!
    I'm out too!



  55. 55

    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Hey Baby!! I'll be back later! :)



  56. 56

    Re: LG!!!COLON!!! Assuming the Position! – oxox Is Ass uming a good guy now or still an asshole? I haven't been following.
    .
    Lots of hugs!
    SP



  57. 57

    Pervez, so just when and who started dying your hair pink? I think it's affected you long term.



  58. 58

    ha ha ha! She smells like tacos. lol



  59. 59

    haha, "park it on the rug, you little truck slut."



  60. 60

    THIS IS NOT SPAM!!!

    www.hoffsreviews.com



  61. 61

    What a fucking stupid ass "cartoon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's not a FILM Bitch! You are beyond annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  62. 62

    I don't understand why people who come here to bash you even bother. If you hate Perez so much don't look at his website.

    The video was cute although a little creepy lol



  63. 63

    Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! –
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    Sweetpiece,
    You are not going to believe it !
    .

    Check TMZ front page. They have a new condom called "Condometric". It has measurements on the side in inches and centimeters !!!! They have a photo.
    .
    We need to get a box of those for BBD and HarryBalsac.
    .
    Kisses.



  64. 64

    Re: orchidgirl – Shit, Orchid, you know nothing can hold those "two" in!!



  65. 65

    Re: LauraRyan87 – I completley agree. Its so annoying when people do that. If you dont like Perez dont come on his website.



  66. 66

    Hey kittens check out Blaqbarbie.org!



  67. 67

    file under "gay, gay, gay"…

    Perez Jr. Ain't funny….



  68. 68

    speaking of annoying..



  69. 69

    Re: fosseh – well you just wasted your time writing that comment. Do you really think perez gives a shit about your criticism?



  70. 70

    Re: mary katherine gallagher – It's soooooooo annoying when a dumb fuck like you complains about people YOU think are annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, according to you ONLY positive comments or views about Perez are welcome here????????????????
    Go screw yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  71. 71

    Re: orchidgirl – what about me Orchid I am xxxlarge!!



  72. 72

    slightly self-endulgent but funny nonetheless



  73. 73

    Re: LG!!!COLON!!! Assuming the Position! – Nice name! Glad I could inspire you ;)



  74. 74


  75. 75

    Re: Sensitivity – Oh my favorite pirate, you will get something from Orchid to your liking, I am sure!
    And speaking of annoying…….no what you mean!!
    So glad you are an "extra large" lover and defender of women!
    So rare these days!
    ox



  76. 76

    Re: Assume the Position! – Hey woman hater ..how are you?Are you out of you strait jacket today?



  77. 77


  78. 78

    hahahahahahaha lol!! that was cool



  79. 79

    so funny!!!!



  80. 80


  81. 81

    this is so gay, like perez.



  82. 82

    Re: Assume the Position! – HEY!!If Jack helped you off a horse would you help Jackofahorse??…Ohh.stupid question!!



  83. 83

    Ya'll Know this is how perez see's himself evey! Day!



  84. 84

    Re: Assume the Position! – Okay you need to calm down. Its just my opinion, you sitting there name calling, you dont know me. Its not that serious. You need to take your downers.



  85. 85

    This shit needs to cease immediately. It’s embarrassingly not funny.

  86. JCPR says – reply to this


    86

    loves it!



  87. 87

    slow day huh?



  88. 88

    Re: Sensitivity –
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    .
    Hi, Sensitivity,
    We all missed you today.
    It was insanely hilarious. Everybody was on fire.
    The best of the day :
    1) Jim Carey's "Top 10 "
    2) an outrageous "Smell Yo Dick" post ( video + police report )
    .
    Enjoy!



  89. 89

    Re: mary katherine gallagher – And, YOU know me????????
    You sure are assuming a lot about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  90. 90

    No actually i dont assume anything about you. You started it by basically verbally assaulting me because i said people who hate perez shouldnt be on here. you just came on her attacking me. and called me a dumb fuck. I didnt say that to intentionally offend you and i apologize if i did. but judging from your typing and over use in question marks. you seriously need to chill out. You came on here looking for a fight and im not lowering myself to that.



  91. 91

    Re: mary katherine gallagher – I apologize as well! Thank you for being classy! I get a lot of shit on here from some people who call themselves a "posse" so I was rude to you and defensive! Sorry, and work it with the Sexy Angie pic!!!!!!!!!!



  92. 92

    Re: Uker – YOU ARE LIKE SO RIGHT!



  93. 93

    Re: Assume the Position! – FILMING IS ART THIS IS SHIT



  94. 94

    I think my question has been answered LG.
    Enjoy the position you find yourself tonight!
    oxox



  95. 95

    Re: JUSTGERAL – I agree that's why I called it a cartoon! LOL
    This IS shit!



  96. 96

    Re: Assume the Position! –
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    You are an arrogant and very angry man.
    .
    You are insulting me although you know absolutely nothing about me..
    .
    I indeed have 2 fabulous sons. I don't need to babysit my sons for a very simple reason . They are grown-up. I've raised them very well. One is in University of Florida in Gainesville, and another at Law School at Emory University in Atlanta,Georgia. My sons adore me and at this very moment are home with me for winter break.
    .
    I am a homemaker who doesn't need to work because I am very wealthy.
    .
    I have a wonderful and happy life.
    .
    .
    Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you.



  97. 97

    Re: orchidgirl – Ill check that out! as for woman hater..I don't think anyone can help this poor soul..



  98. 98

    Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – I didn't start it tonight! Some shits keep fucking with me and I WILL defend myself! I enjoy Leona and her creative "banter"…….she does use the 3rd person :)



  99. 99

    Re: mary katherine gallagher –
    Re: mary katherine gallagher –
    >
    This guy insults everyone. He is a very angry man.



  100. 100

    Re: orchidgirl – My Dear if what you say is true, kids away, then I apologize! If you are telling a lie then I stand by my previous statement!!!!!!!!!! I live in ATL and Emory is a great university!!!!!!!!!!

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