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"I have a Jager machine in my bus and one in the dressing room. I also have a new dressing-room rule, which I started over the summer: You must remove one article of clothing- your pants, your top- ore else you are not allowed in my dressing room. So in order to come back and dance and party you gotta take off some clothing. That gets the fucking party started so quick. Everyone’s walking around topless, and shit’s going, music’s bumping, girls are dancing on the table, and you’re like, Okay this is perfect."

- Tommy Lee tells the new issue of Playboy

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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82 comments to “Quote of the Day”



  1. 1

    I'd still do him.



  2. 2

    I was never 'first' before, and then I went and fucked it all up…



  3. 3

    And don't forget the herpes. WTF?



  4. 4

    LAME!



  5. 5

    big deal, I go to a church where they do the same thing.

    signed
    Satan



  6. 6

    Re: _Alice_ – wheree's letty???
    did she get kickedoff



  7. 7

    Good for him! Uh! :P

  8. Hole says – reply to this


    8

    That quote is fucking ancient….recycled shit and too predictable! so lame



  9. 9

    Ewwwww…..



  10. 10

    SOOOOOOO HAWT!!! Thanks for the tommy treat Perezzers. Yummy!



  11. 11

    Re: mama of 2 – lol…no, work stuff I think.



  12. 12

    best rule ever!



  13. 13


  14. 14

    We can always count on Tommy for his eloquence and the depth of his thought.



  15. 15

    not



  16. 16

    Re: Hole – shut up fucker.



  17. 17


  18. 18

    Ooohhh they look soo old!!!

  19. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: mama of 2 – We'll see about that…I know you also



  20. 20

    Re: _Alice_ – good. :mrgreen:

  21. EatMe says – reply to this


    21

    Sounds good to me! I'd do him in a heartbeat.



  22. 22

    Re: Hole – ??
    what are you talking about??
    know me.



  23. 23

    Such a homo!!!



  24. 24

    Thanks for sharin' Tri-pod.



  25. 25

    lame

  26. Hole says – reply to this


    26

    Re: mama of 2 – I work with you idiot



  27. 27

    crazy



  28. 28

    hole… answer



  29. 29

    What a colossal douchebag…



  30. 30

    Re: Hole – LEAVE MAMA ALONE! GOT IT FUCK WAD???? DO NOT COME ON HERE AND THREATEN ANYONE…….



  31. 31

    Re: Hole – where do "we" work at?



  32. 32

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – lol
    he thinks we work together..



  33. 33

    HAHA, mamaof2 got busted. LMFAO. Hope it's not your boss.



  34. 34

    If its such a party why's he huggin Rod Stewart?



  35. 35

    Re: LaDiva says smell yo dick… – SAGGY BALLS ARE THE BEST WHEN THEY ARE SMACKING YOUR ASS!!



  36. 36

    his sex tape with pam was awful.



  37. 37

    Re: Than Thou – no i didn't.
    i don't work with hole.
    don't know what he is talking about.

  38. l-dub says – reply to this


    38

    bahahaha!! Me and four of my girlfriends got kicked out of his party backstage at his show because we wouldn't take our tops off, I thought it was hilarious! Does Tommy still think it's 1985? Bitch Please!



  39. 39

    Grow the fuck up, Tommy. If some woman was out there acting like him at his age, people would be talking shit. Loudest of all? Other women.



  40. 40


  41. 41

    Re: leaveit2beeker – I share your pain

  42. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – Are you a fat person? sitting at home eating snacks and doing nothing?

  43. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – Oh….and you aren't really a princess at all are you? Let me guess…No one lets baby sit in the corner…and you wear those stupid shirts that say things like Pampered. Douche



  44. 44

    This dudes been doing METH for WAY too long. HE just keeps getting skinnier and tweakyer. How does he keep a job or leave the house for that matter.



  45. 45

    Re: mama of 2 – Since we work together I expect a little more ass kissing. And you could take me out for lunch every once in a while. Just sayin'. ;)



  46. 46

    Re: Hole – Shut yer hole, Hole!



  47. 47

    This is coming from a hepititis machine… sweet

  48. trix says – reply to this


    48

    He gets to be 18 years old in the brain for the rest of his life. Cool.

  49. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – That was fucking original third Eye…why don't you go fistfuck your dog and eat some more soup.



  50. 50

    Re: Hole – Oh great, another amateur psychologist. You will find life far more comfortable if you remove your head from up your arse prior to living it.



  51. 51

    Tommy Lee sounds like a hedonistic moron. Come back to reality and do some good in the world for once.



  52. 52

    Re: Hole – You are very nasty. Go away.

  53. Hole says – reply to this


    53

    Re: zarrafakt Hates Perez – You are right…I should do that.

  54. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: janisjoplin – Oh Janis…go grab some jack Daniels and pretend you can sing just like janis. Everyone tells you so right? For your sake I hope you don't look like Janis Joplin. Oh…I love Janis so i will call my screen name janis….fucking idiot



  55. 55

    DUDE - you are almost 50, grow up and please keep your shirt on, you are no Sean Connery!!



  56. 56

    someone should tell him that he is like 50 years old



  57. 57

    Yeah, Tommy. Perfect if YOU weren't involved. Gross.



  58. 58

    Re: Hole – LET ME BE CLEAR BITCH…I AM NOT A PRINMCESS i AM A GODDAMN QUEEN GET IT STRAIGHT…FAT HARDLY??? ON THE OTHER HAND YOU WISH YOU HAD MY LIFE OF LUXURY CUNT……AS FAR AS WHAT I WEAR, I HAVE THE WARDROBE YOU DREAM OF….GO CRAWL BACK N THE CORNER YOU FUCKING CORNER YOU CUNTFACE! BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU SAY AND TO WHOM YOU SAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH. GOT IT BITCH>>> YOU FUCKING BETTER!!

  59. Hole says – reply to this


    59

    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – No…I don;t got it bitch! if you are a queen then you have balls. Judging by how you like them flapping against your fat calloused ass I would assume you are a whore. Judging by your reaction you are a fucking two bit lifeless idiot. Princess..how original…I bet you have a stupid list of presents you want for the holidays because you think you deserve them. I am so fucking scared of you I am trembling in fear. Lets get the facts right…you are a fat fucking ugly whore who sits at home all day because you weigh too much to go outside…that is what I thought



  60. 60

    Tommy Lee really needs to grow up. This is not the 80s. He should start acting like a grown up. If he wants to be a "rockstar" fine, but please, show some class. Thats why hes always in some sort of trouble. LOSER.

  61. Hole says – reply to this


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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – Oh…and you belong in that movie SEVEN or one of the SAW movies. You suck as a person.

  62. AMO says – reply to this


    62

    Re: Major Dude is a Major Dude – You're cracking me up over here!



  63. 63

    still hot,mmmmm ya yummy



  64. 64

    Re: Hole"Oh Janis…go grab some jack Daniels and pretend you can sing just like janis. Everyone tells you so right? For your sake I hope you don't look like Janis Joplin. Oh…I love Janis so i will call my screen name janis….fucking idiot "

    You are seriously fucked in the head. You need help.

  65. DaLa says – reply to this


    65

    Isn't he a little long in the tooth for this kind of juvenile bullshit?



  66. 66

    gross



  67. 67

    Re: Hole – HAHAHA!!! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME KNOW GET OVE3ER IT CUNT FACE….AT LEAST I HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW MY REAL FACE….I AM GOING TO FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE BITCH AND YOU BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT…….



  68. 68

    Ahhh, Tommy Lee - such a class act.



  69. 69

    How very Tommy Lee of him.



  70. 70

    Rod is hot!!!!!!!!



  71. 71

    Ick.



  72. 72

    Perez, I always thought you notited every slight detail in a picture… why no reference to Tommy's jocks that say "Deep Balls"? LOLZ. Plus I luv Jager. I'll get on that bus several times ;-)



  73. 73

    Pigs who dont care about thier kids.



  74. 74

    Does he have a Hepatitis C machine next to the Jager one?? old greasy douche.



  75. 75

    Sounds creepy to me- I'll bet all the "women" are like 18 years old, too.



  76. 76

    This dude is so rank….



  77. 77

    What is a jager machine?



  78. 78

    It looks like Rod is saying. "For crying out loud Tommy, is that WOOD your pushing up against my leg"?

  79. MP says – reply to this


    79

    You'd think at some point this man would've grown up, but no.



  80. 80

    look at that groupie in the back. . .



  81. 81

    What a dick…



  82. 82

    Oh for Gods sake, Tommy…GROW UP ALREADY !!