We Just Got The Best Xmas Card Ever!!!!
We feel like a little school girl at her first New Kids on the Block, N'Sync, Hanson Jonas Brothers concert!
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Alarmingly Gaunt Macaulay Culkin... What's Going On??
Oh Macaulay Culkin!
Entertainment Tonight spotted you out and about in NYC and you're looking really thin and shaggy!
Should we be concerned??
Apparently we aren't the first to think something looks off... ET also reached out to the actor's rep about his health, who replied:
"Macaulay Culkin is in perfectly good health."
We hope that's true!
Plus, we think it's time for a new Home Alone installment. A gritty can't-escape-his-past story??
HA!
[Image via E!.]
Please stop recording yourself…
You frighten me.
you look like the fucking grinch, and how do you know geri sent you that card? i could have sent it for all you know.
And clean your house!!!
ewwwww
yay spice girlss!
Perez stop sending cards to yourself…
i see uve wasted no time packin back on the triple chin for the holidays.
and its a fake,i sent it.
Did ya git the one I sent with a lock of my butt hair in it?
mm ok
YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL TRAPPED IN A GAY MAN'S BODY!
Don't get your panties into such a bunch its just a card for christ sake…
Re: amberkathleen – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL"..??????? YOU ARE A FUCKING PERV RETARD!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MARIO?
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MARIO = A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL PSYCHO FREAK!
Why would you receive a card from a female….
I'M SO JELLY! plus ur looking hot as ever p master!
ok im not necessarily defending him…
but questioning all you who are bashing him…
why are you bashing all that when you obviously visit this site…and have taken time to create an account…
honestly?
why waste your time if youre just gonna trash?
Re: harrybalsac – Kee-rist Harry, you are EN FUEGO today!
you are such loser sometimes
That's cool.
I am so jealous!!!!!!!!!!!
MARIO,
CLEAN UP FUCKER!
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PUTO SUCIO!
*pukes*
P.s. that love seat was DISGUSTING! I don't even want to know what kind of stains are on it!
Jealous!
You're incredibly lucky, Perez.
If you get that excited over a Christmas card I can send you one with my butt crack imprinted on it. And you better put it on the web too!
Oh god, GET OVER IT, it's not like it's from someone important.
jesus everone is so fucking rude. You know you'd be excited if you got a card from a spicegirl. bitches just jealous.
OMG SO JEALOUS!!!!!
i will seriously pay you money for that card hahaha
If you get a card from Madonna what title will you use for that post?
Just when u think that this fat bitch couldn't get any gayer….
I wanna send you a card!!! Do you have a PO Box???
i just read all the comments below and WOW ppl have no life to go on here and try to belittle others when they're happy…
sad, sad bunch of Debbie Downers…
but once again Perez, that's AMAZING that you got a card from the one and only Geri !!! loves it!!
Canada loves you! Happy Holidays !
Re: giligan420 – GET OVER YOURSELF AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
ahaha perezz i looooove you . this madee me laughh so harddd. your amazinggg!
and i agree with giligan420. did you realyl create an accountt to bash him? nah i dont think so. so if you dont like himmm LEAVEEEEE
qué apartamento tan sucio!! eeewwwwwww cochino!
god you're gay
Geri Hallowell?? Damn, what would you so if someone FAMOUS sent you a card? Go into cardiac arrest? LOL LOL
Perez you are the cutest thing ever!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HOTTIE!
LOL its probably a fake!
How gay was that!? Jeez, are you taking estrogen, Perezito?
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – You are a riot, my friend!
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard – Ditto
She probably only sent you a card because you are bombarding every celebrity with dozens of cards hoping they will acknowledge you. Why don't you hire a maid to clean that filthy apartment since you are making so much money. That dirty seat is from all the semen coming out of you ass.
Poor Teddy….. I bet you can't find him sometimes in that messy apartment……
You are such a gullible dumb-fuck, Mario. I sent you that stupid card. Did you get the card from Judy Garland yet?? Drop dead.
i knew it was from Geri by looking at the card before you opened it! that's her Ugenia Lavender character! thats crazy that she sent you one! i love Geri!
damn, perez..you are just so ugly! you dont even look gay….
lucky youu,hunny!!!
Wow!! First of all, I can tell you all that that is DEFINITELY from Geri!! That's her book character, her handwriting, and her signature. Awesome!!!
Perez Hilton is the biggest wanna-be in the Milky Way….Someone needs to unload their AR-15 assault rifle directly into his occipital lobe…
Why is everyone hating on you perez??
Wow Geri even signs her name like me!
NOBODY IS THAT BIG OF A QUEEN
I am SOOOOO jealous!
I was such a mega spice girls fan & Geri was totally the best spice girl! yay for you sexy Perez!
geri is the coolst spicegirl
i hope she continues with more solo albums
congratulations perez
I can't believe it took THAT video for me to realize what a weirdo you are. Celebrities ARE just regular people. And when regular people do weird ass shit like that, they are weirdo's. You, Perez, are a celebrity. A celebrity weird ass guy that sits on his couch and writes on the internet while the celebrities "regular people" he's friends with, are now only friends to stay on his good side, he do doesn't write bad about them on the internet. You sound like those little kids in gradeschool that make a myspace about someone you don't like to impress your friends and make people laugh. That is you, on a larger scale. Your goals as a child suceeded… you became "that" guy. That fat guy that sits on his couch and wants people to know he has a flat screen so he makes a video of it and post it on the internet. THEN… you're that weird guy that has a picture of the spice girls under his TV. Even worse, you probably thought getting skinny thinking it'd draw less attention to that fact, because, then you were the fat guy sitting in a chair eating chips with a computer on his lap. Now, you're that same guy, obsessed with the attention he's getting, becoming the exact same celebrity "regular person doing weird ass shit on his couch in his living room being a sloppy cunt" that you blog about every single day. Please stop Perez.
PS. You're cute. I'd still fuck you.
Fuck Perez - if you get that excited over a card from a washed up has-been you'd fucking shit yourself if someone of note sent you one.
Keep checking the letter box - I'm sure Obama's card will be there any day now. LOL
WAHT THE FUCK IS A GROWN ASS MAN DOING AT A JONAS BROS CONCERT? HONESTLY…GROW UP…VERY MICHEAL JACKSON OF YOU LOL
Re: lolli – DRUNL BLOGGING OS NEVER KOOL, LOLZ MY BAD!
why do i have to turn my speakers WAY DOWN before i view any of your self promoting videos!!??? please stop fuckin' screeching!
p.s. why do you have ass stains on your loveseat?? please wash your ass!
leave him the fuck alone for gods sake, whats everyones problem. if you dont like his videos STOP WATCHING THEM. and stop going through so much effort to make an account and insult every single blog. if u hated him so much u wuldnt even look at this site! u obviously have nothing else to do in your pathetic lives….at least he's made something for himself.
Re: giligan420 – I agree, if you can't stand him so much, don't come to his site.
Perez, I think the next thing you should do on this site is to approve before you post the comments. There is a lot of disrespectful people on your site. If your happy about who the card is from then so be it. Enjoy your Christmas card and have a happy holiday.
Son you are one fat ugly mother fucker. Yeesh you fucking dough boy
Re: s_23 – Try to understand something retard. If you put yourself out there like dough boy does you have to be able to take shots at you. Get over yourself s
my dog is named teddy to
Kreepazoid u could use a little clean house dont EVER record urself AGAIN
I wanna send you a card!!!
perez i totally feel you on this topic….i really don't know why people must be harters but you know if people don't like what you have to say then guess what don't come to the website. Anyways always love reading your blogs and continue what you do
p.s. i love the spice girls too(geri was my fav also)
STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THIRD PERSON, AND STOP THINKING PEOPLE CARE ABOUT *MARIO* …NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE, DOUCHEBAG.
learn from the greats.humility.grace.class.poise.style..oh wait who ami talking to???thats right the"queen"of all shite.really hun learn from warhol….understated.stop getting so manic for one..THAT card was tack-o-rama girlfriend.and whats with your taste in decor??????tack much????sister huney child.stick to blogging and less of that manic speed mug drivvling about who sent you what!!are you getting afraid of losing your hold?/you should be .youre just soo tacky now.evenmore so.geri my pink heel !shes known for her taste.AS IF she would send a 2 dollar card?
Re: giligan420 – coz its just so much fun!!!
you are hilarious!
aw i hate everyone making fun of you perez.
you're amazing
PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE if you hate him so much why waste your time stalking his blog postings and watching his full videos. you crack me up!
OMG That Is Rad Perez HaHa…I Love It. I Look At My Spice Girl Stuff Daily Too…Posters And Memorabilia
Gotta Have Em'…Muah