Brit Hooking Up With Paris' Ex??!
Looks like Daddy Spears and manager Larry Rudolph are trying to find a playmate for Britney Spears, or so the tabs would like us to believe.
The pair have reportedly compiled a list of potential suitors, which includes Chace Crawford, Jesse Metcalfe, and Golden Boy Michael Phelps.
Michael Don't-look-at-the-face Phelps? Really? Hasn't she already been through enough?
But it seems that the winner so far is Paris' freshly ex-ed Benji Madden, who expressed the most interest when Brit's handlers called around.
Rebound much?
The pair allegedly went on a date, meeting for dinner at a Los Angeles hotel suite.
However, sources close to Britney and Paris reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Madden and Spears are not dating and have never even been on a date.
So there you have it!
No seeking Amy - yet.
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Brit,… call me!
Why do they all "Man Swap" Like that?!
I CALL IT BULLSHIT!!!
If Paris couldn't handle Benji's controlling ways you KNOW Britney won't either.
WHAT!?! No fucking way…
i thought Hilton had herpes or something so the tabloids said.
um.. tests before sex please
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whatever
Morning all!
What's cookin?
this shizz is ignunt
Who'd want to drill Britney? The V Jay Jay is all gapped out from pumping out those midgets
Give her time…she'll go after anything!
Oh, my this would be good.
I think Michael Jackson should be added to that list.
If I was a famous celeb
I'd have my people call Robert Pattinsons People
Britney needs to sit her WASHED UP fat linebacker neck having arse down and go raise those damn kids of hers. They can try to clean and mop up all the crap that Britney is made of with crappy songs and loads of make up and hair weave, but I still will never foget that she is nothing but WHITE TRASH who is a bad mother and on drugs and is a non talented HACK!
Hi Sweetpiece, Harry and all! XOXO!
I, FOR ONE, THINK THEY ARE A PERFECT COUPLE!!!….HE IS READY TO SETTLE DOWN AND BE SERIOUS AND SHE NEEDS THE STABILITY. I HOPE IT WORKS OUT. HE'S A HUGE STEP UP FROM SPEDERLINE….THAT'S JUST MY OPINION!!!
Re: sheba08 – HELLO SHEBA!! HAPPY FRIDAY
What is it?? Do these whiteboys have big cocks or something…. Who wants to f*ck after Paris…….That cespool c*nt..
I can not see these 2 together but, then again could not see Paris and Benji. He does seem like a wonderful guy!!
STD LOVERS!
Re: AdrianMoss – Shit was MAD TIGHT on me G!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – HEY SWEET!
IT'S A SNOWSTORM!!!! WAAHOOOO!!
Why must they trade each other like a swap shop no wonder the rise of std's is going up.
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If Britney really want Paris's used-up ex-boyfriends, I think Stavros is a better choice, he is tall,good looking, immensely rich, very young and is not covered with tattoos like Benji.
Re: sheba08 – Hey Hawtness!
well he seems to like sluts!!!
Aarrgghhh, recycled std's…. disgusting.
If I were Britney, I's be worried about Genital Herpes.
actually…. they would make a great couple! not that i care about brit brit.
Oh, come on…we all know Paris and Brit were hooking up for a hot minute. Her dating Benji would be freakin' weird. Whatevs. Out of that list? None! She should give Lindsay a call…HAHA!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY BEAST!
Because I've ALWAYS wanted to be one of those assholes who gives away movie spoilers (and seriously, who cares about the above story?):
SEVEN POUNDS MEANS SEVEN POUNDS OF FLESH - WILL SMITH KILLS HIMSELF AND DONATES HIS ORGANS TO MAKE UP FOR CAUSING A CAR CRASH THAT KILLED SEVEN PEOPLE!!!!
I just saved you two hours and 10 bucks.
Thx2u wikipedia!
First date at a hote suite? Why not just rent the poor girl a pro?
Re: orchidgirl – You would say that you fame seeking wh*re… Brandon is spoiled, handed everyting and not on Brits level. She would eat him alive.
HEYYYYYYYY BBD. WHEN WE GONNA HOOK UP??
Phelps would be a great role model for the tikes!
She hasn't even had herself together long enough to be on the manhunt. When I heard about her and Benji hooking up I knew that was bullshit because they make a weird ass couple anyways. Hell, he and Paris make a shiteous couple to begin with! And don't even get me started Michael "That Face" Phelps!
BTW, doesn't Michael have Asian fever anyways? The last time I checked, he was dating some Asian chick name Caz Pal.
Phelps is better than Benji come on!
Let the Valtrex scripts roll.
Well, they are pulling a Manifer Manison. I piss them off on every MOMMIEDEAREST POST .. I always say how, SHE CAN'T EVEN GET A BOYFRIEND..SO NOW, THEY HAVE TO FIND HER SOMEONE COZ IT MAKES HER LOOK PITIFULLY PATHETIC. Re: Blk Beauty – I AGREE WITH YOU..RAISE YOUR FUCKING KIDS AND FORGET ABOUT YOURSELF BRITNEY FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND.
BITCHFUK.
WHY IS HE TELLING THIS STORY IF ITS BS ANYWAY?
Re: LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard –
MORNING LETTY
HAVING A BITCHFUKARD DAY YET/?♥KISSISHAHA
OH!!!!!! BULL SHIT = BRITNEY SPEARS….
Brit does not need and Paris does not need any of that
Somebody please
Where's the Dad?
Brit's Dad
Dad should get in there and keep Brit on a short leash !
She's doing good now
So keep those recycled boys away
Is she that fucking dependent that she cannot find her own man? That is fucking pathetic!!
If Britney's handlers want her to be so much like Madonna with her Womanizer outfit and her performances, why not have her shag Guy Ritchie. He's a good father and he has plenty of money. Pimps.
Jeez, this guy must have a HUGE… personality!
Re: orchidgirl – 27 - If Britney really want Paris's used-up ex-boyfriends, I think Stavros is a better choice, he is tall,good looking, immensely rich, very young and is not covered with tattoos like Benji.
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Are you fucking serious??????????????? It's finalized - you are the dumbest cunt EVER! I take back my apology! You are SAD!
Britney needa to find the right guy with the right I.Q.
Not too high. Close to hers. Say 80 to 90.
And freaky, live Andy Dick or Steve-O.
This is such BULL! Why the fuck would her manager and dad be looking for some random celeb for her to date!? And Benji Madden of all people!? Does her dad want her to get Paris' sloppy seconds and herpes!?
Ew, who would want Pairis' exes? They're probably riddled with STDs after fucking that walking petri dish. Poor Benji.
Gross!!! Everyone knows that Paris has a major case of the Herp….so obviously so does Benji. Britney can do so much better than that. What, Brandon Davis wasn't available? LOL!
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT PARIS' REPS SAY PEREZ???
OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'RE UP HER ASS AS USUAL….
BRITNEY IS DEFINITELY AN UPGRADE…PARIS LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY TRANNY.
HA! the day that this becomes fact is the day I lose my faith in the GC boys
Re: Assume the Position! – THEN FUCK OFF WANKER! IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO ALLOW ANYONE ELSE THEIR OPINION WHILE INSISTING ON THAT RIGHT FOR YOURSELF, YOU ARE THE ASS HOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM THE BEGINNING!
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HO HO HO! IT IS COAL FOR YOU DOUCHE!
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I hope really hope this isn't true, becaues if it is, Daddy Spears has definitely crossed the line. Controlling his daughter's career and money is one thing, but controlling her love life, that's just wrong. The girl is fucking 27, yes she may not be able to take all the right decisions but I mean, fuck, when is this going to end?? The reason she went ape shit in the first place is because she was sick of being on a tight leash all the time and I don't think her father and manager choosing a boyfriend for her is going to help matters. Besides, the guys they allegedly picked are no good for her, Chace is probably gay, Michael is a manwhore (in addition to having a horseface), Jesse is the king of douches and Benji… well, he must really hate Britney if he thinks she should be with Paris Hilton's VD infected leftovers.
Why Benji, WHY?
Happy Friday to The Biggest Boss. Harry what would we do without you and Sweetpiece! LOL! Happy Holidays to everyone!
Right now Brit needs to focus on herself. Period!
The only reason MEN would date her is because of MONEY and FAME. Benji has poor taste and an STd so they can keep the disease contained together.
Jesse Metcalf, okay. He needs money and a career.
Micheal Phelps isn't desperate. He has money and fame so I can't see him dating a 40-ish looking, retarded mother of 2. No.
Chase Crawford is probably grossed out by her. He technically has a career.
She's no babe or catch–well, if you're interested in money and fame, okay.
Britney is too perfect for all those guys. She need too be with prince ore king.
Her dad made a list of potential boyfriends? And they're all rich and famous…and does she even know them? What century are we in?
After being married to that golddigger K-Fed, I'd think that even a wreck like Brit-Brit would know better than to hook up with yet another golddigger. Remind me - why is Benji Madden "famous"?
Jesse Metcalfe is f'n delicuous- damn sooooooooooooo hot.
Re: dinamexx – I sincerely hope you are being sarcastic.
Lame!!!! Who gets their parents to set'em up. This should be an mtv special
lol perez
HOW PATHETIC IS SHITNEY SMEARS , NOT TO MENTION HER PEEPS, THAT THEY NEED TO "FIX HER UP" ??!! WE KNOW SHE CAN'T WRITE SONGS OR CARRY A TUNE ??? (HER LATEST "MANUFACTURED STUDIO ALBUM" IS NOT BAD HOWEVER) BUT CAN SHE NOT EVEN FIND HER OWN DATE ??? SAD ! WHATS NEXT ? "ARRANGED MARRIAGE" ??!!
THEY BROKE UP
i didn't even know that
i'm behind
& paris hilton is everyone's fantasy
i love you britney
but you aren't paris.
Michael Don't-look-at-the-face Phelps LMAO
I think even Britney would not want Paris' sloppy seconds - she'd definitely want to smell his dick to make sure Benji did not catch herpes or something from the cum dumpster Paris.
EWWWWWWWWW!!!… please brit, don't do that!!
I hope it works out for Brit she needs someone new . Have fun girl………………..
whore
hey guys remenber em shitney cheated on justin t and started dating with k-fed and his wife was pregnante??? big whore mental freak
hey guys remenber em shitney cheated on justin t and started dating with k-fed and his wife was pregnante??? big whore mental freak yeah
That can't be true.
they belong together 
Justin should ask her out
i'd lOve tO see them tOqether; lOl;
Benji is a tweaker and now has std's, who would want him? He is creepy gross and in a no talent boyband. He just wants you to buy his cheap overpriced t-shirts…..
Great!!!!!! here comes another cat fight!
benji is ugly!
SWEET! Check it out, www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-body-english Benji Madden is hosting an event at Body English in Las Vegas for New Year's Eve. I know I'll be there.
Good Charlotte write songs about fake, plastic, rich, spoiled little girls like britney, paris and nicole! Maybe chicks do like it when guys bully them :L
Chace is so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I want a piece.