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   SweetPat says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   MAN BOOBS!!!

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   LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   HOLY FUCK IT'S ABOUT TIME LARD ASS!

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   SweetPat says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   *YAAAAWNS!

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   the new 5 speed double ended MXer!

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   a cyberskin dream

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   FreshKid says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   something nice

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   LaDiva says smell yo dick... says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   A big dildo

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   LondonHockeyGurL says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   A wig ?

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   Fire says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Perez, are you sure you're not a Lesbian?

   You sure are up Linday's Arse!
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   Leave it be.., that girl is HOTTER than you ever will be in any lifetime!
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   Such a jealous cow you are of a HOT woman!!! LOL!!!

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    a strap-on

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    zarrafakt Hates Perez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …something in a black carrier bag - who gives a fuck!

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    THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A TWO HEADED BLACK DILDO…..DAMN I AM JEALOUS!!

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    Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A NEW FACE AND PU$$Y!

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    the last star says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Do u have any more pictures of lindsay shipping.

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    Sharon Mirrors says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THAT STORE SELLS BLOW NOW?!?!?

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    the last star says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A mini carpet shampooer.

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    …a push-up bra

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    Big Black Dick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A big rubber fist w/ AC adapter & travel case.

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    alba says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a custom made dildo molded from her fist

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    SweetPat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NEEEXT!

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    MISS CLEO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A STRAP-ON WITH A SCOTTISH ACCENT.

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    THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: the last star – ROTFLMAO!!!!

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    A bigger, black, strap-on…yeah baby!!

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    orchidgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Harry,
    Is it good for whipping egg whites?

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    LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A GIANT PURPLE DILDO!!!!!!!!!

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    LondonHockeyGurL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    std test results ?

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    Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – SEXY!

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    amberkathleen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A STRAP ON!!!

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    A double sided dildo!!

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    LaDiva says smell yo dick... says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – lmao… strap it on bitch… (thats lindsay saying that to sam).

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    SweetPat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AN ANTI-PEREZ SPRAY!!!!

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    LettyB Thinks Perez is a Commie Bastard says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: MISS CLEO – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Re: orchidgirl – Your's & a friend's!

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    sam is jewish perez. you idiot!!!!! so lindsay bought her nothing for christmas!! bahaha.

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    A weed wacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Big Black Dick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Is it a pony?

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    Genghis Khan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's cooked. And it is a shame because she is a good actress and was on her way to becoming the next Streep or Julia Roberts. But she completely fucked it up when she got into all the trouble and then started hanging with Ronson. If she just would have laid real low for a while after her arrests, it could have blown over, possibly.

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    misskittykat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a strap on!

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    SweetPat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A TIGHT PINK DRESS AND STRIPPER HIGH HEELS!!!!

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    Jackrabbit

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    mikahavens says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a strap on

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    mikahavens says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: the last star – odd?

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    Shyster says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A cockring!

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    12 in thick double headed dildo

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    the last star says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: mikahavens – a weed wacker for her hairy bush.

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    BestOfBothWorlds28 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …a new face cuz dat bitch be ugly

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    LG sez kiss my ass Rev.Prick Whorin' says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST CLASS TICKETS TO THE ISLAND OF LESBOS!
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    sheba08 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Something interesting I am sure. Like underwear!

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    amberkathleen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: the last star – LOL!!!

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    womanizer-baby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A 20-inch strap on. Lindsay likes them BIG.

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    KimbreSKardashian says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a big, hawking, purple marble dildo with a hot pink harness, a vibrating cockring, passion fruit flavored lube, butt plugs, whips and chains, a pink stripper pole from the Hustler store, a one year subscription to Chicks with Dicks, a swinging harness to go over the bed, the Liberator love ramp, a Asia Carrera blowup doll, and nipple clips.

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    TakeAChillPill says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    some sexy lingerie….hehe

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    Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A life size replica of BBD's claim to fame!
    It is made out of glass!
    Simply breath taking!

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    Cecil says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A Dick In A Box!

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bought her a gallon of Ambesol to get rid of the burning sensation in her mouth. Firecrotch will do that to you

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    LG sez kiss my ass Rev.Prick Whorin' says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – #53.
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    LG IS ON THE VERGE OF DEVASTATION THAT YOU DIDN'T SAY HELLO!!!
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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bought her two handles to bolt behind her ears.

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    LG sez kiss my ass Rev.Prick Whorin' says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – 53.
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    LG HAD HERS COPIED IN MURANO GLASS ON A RECENT TRIP
    TO VENICE DARLING!
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    blowmeperez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    eat a crap basket perez. I can't say a new pe*is, but I can say fuck and asshole on here. felch my puppy you dicklicker

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    A huge strap on peter!

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    JULES82 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A PLASTIC DILDO TO GO WITH HER PLASTIC PERSONALITY!..^_^

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    a man crotch with working parts and real life like hair and a Tony Montana size desk covered in coke

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    a new wallet with a chain

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    a strap-onnnnn!

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    piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a Snatch and the Poontangs CD and a Fleet enema kit.

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    Leggings and a pack of cigarettes.

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    A sex change operation.

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    Supergirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How can she even afford to shop? Bitch needs to be doing lay-away at Kmart.

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    BBBoricua says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shares to your website!!!

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    bokbokbok says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a smile

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    Mrs. Artie Lange says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a strap on… sorry that sound so mean, but true

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    JulesinSD B.O.~He Stink's says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A big bottle of Grey Goose, bag of weed, some X, and a nice strap on so she can fuck her like a man. Hey DIKES….how come you all need an object shaped like a dick? Cause there is no replacing DICK - that's why! Two broken fucked up little girls playing with their pussies - yeah, being gay is NORMAL - dykes are a fucking joke along with the poo eating homos!

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    I KNOW WHAT SAMAN'S GIVING HER! SHE'S GONNA KISS LEZLO'S TITTIES ALL NIGHT LONG……………..EW I JUST GAVE MYSELF A VISUAL!!!

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    I was almost too scared to look at these answers. (Almost!)

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    Mr. Trash says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    A strap on, that's for shure… I bet SaMAN is buying Lindsay some eatable underwear…

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    Mr. Trash says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    … the bitch looks hungry!!

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    Mal5014 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    an actual vagina

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    kitty9 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!

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    Samantha Ronson entered the public consciousness when the DJ single-handedly prevented Lindsay Lohan from receiving bad press or getting into trouble, keeping the actress's head safely inside her vagina for the year.

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    bought her a gerbil cage from Richard Gere's yard sale

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    squizz400 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a new career

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    A 36 inch strap on. What else.

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    cock ring

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    You won't believe this, but it was a dress!

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    bongo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a tanning bed so they can both tan their clamshells together. The highest setting is called Diane

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    a nice strap on

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    A book on "How to DJ for Dummies"

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    a wedding ring?

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    girl parts?

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    A strap on? lol

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    A strap on.

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    A Vagina

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    A STRAP-ON DILDO !!!

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    the settlement money she owes perez

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    LesPuke!!!

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    Probably anything she wanted!!! She deserves it!!! Having to deal with all the shit Lindsay has put her through! But still I'm not a lesbian but I really love them together!!! Why not! I like Samantha's Style!

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    Some boobs & a new girlfriend who's not bi.

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    a record?

    I thought they were on a break or broke up
    or something.

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    a life

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     " A Dick in a Box"!!!!!!