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It seems the place to be last night in Hollywood was at the Bar Deluxe.
We went to get a head start on our holiday celebrating with Katy Perry and Paris Hilton.
Oh, yeah, Brandon Davis was there too.
The douchebag threatened to punch us in the face, which many of you might actually like.
We invited him to (knowing full well we'd call the police within 30 seconds of his fist making contact). But, the sweaty bear of a man pussied out.
Pussy!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: December 19, 2008 at 2:15 pm
See kids what heroin does to you? His dick is probably broken as well.
at a complete loss of words…. NOT!!!…. fuckface you look like shit..
"The douchebag threatened to punch us in the face, which many of you might actually like."
See kids…he does read what we say…..you suck anyway Perez!!!Go eat some cock.
lol
you suck fucktard.
name dropping piece of shit.
Re: guilty of being white – HAHAHAHAHA!
i'll punch you.
Damn what type of fucking drugs does he do? DAMN! Motherfucker is FUCKED UP!
ISNT THIS THE DUDE SOME DUMB CUNT SAID BRITNEY SHOULD DATE??? FIRECROTCH!!!
He looks like he got kicked by a horse.
I love you PEREZ!
HE HAS "HAMSTER UP THE ASS FACE"!
Motherfuker fuked up…on oxi or heroin..shit both.
It looks like he needs another shot.
Re: iheartspeedos3 – PEREZ HATES YOU…HE TOLD ME YESTERDAY! SORRY!
I BET YOU MEAN WE WERE OUTSIDE DELUXE AS "BEING THERE"!
Re: guilty of being white – glad he knows we hate him
Loser. God. Sorry to hear about that Perez!
Re: mama of 2 – ME TOO!
Re: iheartspeedos3 – no-one loves perez.
Gross.
Ewwwww, WTF is that? Fucking nasty ass broke dumbass piece of garbage. Blech….
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT KATY PERRY! STOP NAME DROPPING HER BECAUSE SHE ISN'T FAMOUS AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT HER! EVERYONE HATES THAT FAKE SELL OUT BITCH EXCEPT FOR YOU! ONLY YOU AND HER THINK SHE'S ORIGINAL AND TALENTED!!! FUCK ENOUGH WITH HER!!!
You should get used to these kind of threats, Perez.
He's such a parasite.
lol What a loser he is…he probably reads about himself all day on here. Loser!
That must have been hilarious to witness!
Re: mama of 2 – I do
who is "We"
are you seriously talking in 3rd person??
BREAKING NEWS: CAYLEE ANTHONY'S BODY WAS JUST CONFIRMED
AND THEY ARE SAYING IT IS A HOMOSIDE.
LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH WILL END UP ON DEATH ROW.
WHAT DO
YOU HAVE
TO SAY
NOW
CINDY ANTHONY…ASSHOLE BITCH.
Re: mama of 2 – I do
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – You need a hobby.
this explains the late start.
hung over fatty.
Re: mama of 2 – I do
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – You need a hobby.
P.s. I wish Brandon Davis punched you in the face! What were you doing Perez, crying like a little girl and hiding behind Katy Perry? Don't try and act all tough when we can just picture you crying in a corner with that fake dyke sell out gospel singer comforting you and telling Davis to leave you alone and stop being a big bully! LOL!
lol What a loser he is…he probably reads about himself all day on here. Loser!
That must have been hilarious to witness! Wish I could have seen hmmmm TMZ???…Thats pretty damn TMZ worthy
Re: iheartspeedos3 – ok.
i won't hold tha against you.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – HOTTIE!
Orchidgirl,I got offered a job (personal training) thats my occupation at a Health
Fuck Brandon Davis
PEREZ 4 LIFE!
Ewwww
i've noticed that you've become quite pretentious..
Thanks JokerBaby. How sad! Brandan looks like he is drunk! What is that on his tongue?
I WANT TO KICK YOU IN THE CHIN AND THE MAN BOOBS!!!!!!!
Re: iheartspeedos3 – DON'T BE UPSET! MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE IT UP TO MARIO! AND, DON'T BE A FUCKSTICK…LIGHTEN UP!
fucking gross, he looks like stallone (not young stallone, stallone now)
*** We love you Perez & I believe you 100% what you said to his sweaty ass !! You Rock Perez
EWW
Orchidgirl,I got offered a job (personal training) thats my occupation at a Health Club in Boca Raton mid January.I live in MD.If you happen to know anyone at all that is willing to rent a room,studio apt,anything month to month.Could toy please let me know.
Thanks
The last Star
Re: JokerBaby – HEY! YEAH I'M WATCHING THE NEWS!POOR LITTLE GIRL!
Did katy defend you?
It's just sad that some loser like this is heir to a fortune. He's a sorry excuse for a human being and will never be a benefit to society, himself or anyone else. I hope this stinking, sweaty slob goes ahead and dies. I'm just tired of peope like this getting publicity when they have never done anything but party, spend money and do drugs.
He looks trashed!
Gross! Is he wearing blush??? His parents must be so pround.
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – So, so, sad.
perez you need that pretty face for money making but it would have been hilarious to see him punch man to man that nasty ho Katy "LilyWannaBe" Perry. Got her right on her stupid copycat face. Thats cool though you just love to kick it with talentless famewhores like yourself …who can blame you. *sigh*
Piggy, your like the bully in high school that everyone hated! they would be nice out of fear, but deep down inside they hated you. how sad that being a grown man, you have to resort to such childish behavior. Grow up! your fat, flabby and ugly, no one in their right mind would get with you. if Katy Perry and Paris Hilton are the peopl who are your "friends" then you have issues!
Re: Sweetpiece says Deck the Halls! – I KNOW, THEY WERE DESCRIBING THE "TINY" BONES…SAD! THE CASE IS SUCH A HOT MESS THE WORTHLESS MOTHER MIGHT GET AWAY WITH IT!
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I HOPE THE INVESTIGATORS AND PROSECUTION TEAM GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER SOON!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – she is guilty! and the bones are the little girls- the mom is in deep ish! she is the worst mother i have ever heard of- she has no remorse!!!! ROT IN JAIL!
He looks like he swallowed Perez's rancid load then spit the leftovers into a camels anus while fornicating with Paris.
awwwww…acting tough, now?
you know he would sock your ass in a hot minute. but even HES too good for you. and thats not saying much, either.
p.s.- i love the name dropping..as if paris hilton and katy perry are soaring on c-list, if that.
next you name drop, try a better name like JENNIFER ANISTON or RIHANNA. but they wouldnt wanna hang out with you anyway. HAHAHAHA!!
he's drunk obviously
but, besides being thinner, has he had work?
he looks quite handsome….a pig, but a now handsome one
is this just weight loss??
gross
of course you'd be with katy and paris. YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!
katy perry is begging santa for a voice this year. and if she's been really good maybe he'll give her some fucking talent too. i can't wait till she's a nobody and you start calling her a z-lister. fat fuck
lol wish i was there
FUCK THE POLICE!!! BEAT HIM!
Re: Im Always Right!! – hes not a bully.
hes the fat kid who got bullied and this is now his revenge for the pretty, popular kids that never gave him the time of day (which is much like his life now!)
he is in NO WAY the bully…thats exactly who he wants to be.
UR A P*SSY FOR SAYING U WOULD CALL THE COPS TOO
I THINK OUT OF THE 2 OF U, UR THE BIGGER P*SSY
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN FAT BASTARD!
what a loser .. what do women see in this broker leech?
Re: Im Always Right!! – I AGREE SHE IS GUILTY BUT THE CASE IS A MESS! SHE IS A PATHETIC, WORTHLESS BITCH AND I ALSO HOPE SHE ROTS IN JAIL!
I Don't need the fuckin poice fightin my fights p-wussy.
i wouldn't like it
hahahah
IM SO EXCITED FOR YOUR BOOK TO COME OUT!
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Haha!! That's something I would do…talk mess and run. Do you think he can kick your ass? I am putting my money on this dbag. He seems to have a lot of anger. His family disowned him and you are always bashing him. Just RUN next time he is in your presence.
You can almost smell him through the picture…gag! He should seriously wax his chest!
I SO WISH HE DID!
EWWW…go take a shower dude!
Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – Fuckstick? What are you, 12?
ahahahhahaha what a douchebag
brandon is a friend of Avril's so naturally he wanted to beat down perez for spreading lies about her. Oh how I would love to see hilton's face bloody, I can only dream.
If he doesn't like you, you must be speaking the truth! Keep it up, maybe he will start learning from the mistakes he continues to make!
He looks like such a douchebag…. who calls someone a firecrotch after the age of 10?
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As for punching Perez in the face…. it may be deserved!
Re: iheartspeedos3 – LOOK I WAS NICE BUT NOW YOU HAVE ANNOYED ME! STFU AND GO EAT A DICK! FUCKING HUMORLESS ASSHOLE!
Don't let him hit you. You would probably catch something.
This sounds like a CHALLENGE!!! Only a coward would issue such a challenge right before boarding a plane to Buenos Aries…
Perez, you need to learn some manners and a little common sense wouldn't hurt either. Don't dish it out if you can't take it!
Hey Brandon! I'm unemployed right now, but I've got 50 bucks I'll send your way for bail money!!!! Anyone else?
he looks like a dying bassit hound.
perez, you are such a douche-I invited him to punch my face and would call the olice within 30 seconds if he did. And while it would still be battery, it would be with consent. see how much money you would get for that jerk. you are trying to make davis look live an a**hole but you are making yourself look like one more. and why the hell are you hiding out in argentina for christmas? are you leaving your poor mother alone? wait, that might be a present for her if you do leave the country…..and for us
id gladly give him ALL my money if he would of punched you, and paris and even katy out
HE IS MORE HATED THAN PARIS HILTON ………………..THIS UGLY HAIRY PATHETIC LOOSER MUST TAKE THE AWARD FOR "MOST HATED WANNABE " OUT THERE - HE IS EVEN MORE HATED THAN THE UGLY INSIDE AND OUT PARIS HILTON - WHICH IS A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT !!!!!THIS UGLY HAIRY PATHETIC LOOSER MUST TAKE THE AWARD FOR "MOST HATED WANNABE " OUT THERE - HE IS EVEN MORE HATED THAN THE UGLY INSIDE AND OUT PARIS HILTON - WHICH IS A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT !!!!!
HE IS MORE HATED THAN PARIS HILTON ………………..THIS UGLY HAIRY PATHETIC LOOSER MUST TAKE THE AWARD FOR "MOST HATED WANNABE " OUT THERE - HE IS EVEN MORE HATED THAN THE UGLY INSIDE AND OUT PARIS HILTON - WHICH IS A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT !!!!!THIS UGLY HAIRY PATHETIC LOOSER MUST TAKE THE AWARD FOR "MOST HATED WANNABE " OUT THERE - HE IS EVEN MORE HATED THAN THE UGLY INSIDE AND OUT PARIS HILTON - WHICH IS A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT !!!!!
and the biggest douche award goes to…. brandon davis
congratulations, fuckface.
Being rich doesn't NOT make you a looser, just look at him. He has a big meth sore on his forehead that is oh, so attractive. Ewwwwww!
He looks like Stewart from MAD TV !!! HA HA
is it just me..but doesnt it look like he has A. makeup on his face…and B. some plastic surgery done to his nose and botox on his forehead?!..^_^
He has got to be one of the nastiest guys I have ever seen…
What a grease ball!!
WOWZA!!! Greasy Bear is starting to look EMBALMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy is such a loser! I hope he loses all of his money one day and becomes a bum on the street…. thats where he really belongs!
Wow, it seems that every day the comments get more and more ignorant and retarded. There's a whole bunch of red-neck, lowlife scum on this site like never before….that or primary school must be out for the holidays. Stupid, ugly little juveniles, hiding behind their computers that I can just imagine are acne faced, bloated, unpopular fat-asses trying to appear brilliant or cool by tossing around insults about Perez et al. LettyB, mama of 2 (god, I sincerely hope not)
Brandon who???? I guess I need to get out more.
ewww he's gross
IS he wearing blush???
And gross, if that is his "O" Face. Nasty. Greasy. Cochino.
perez hates the davis brothers so obviously.
Well, now that's just plain rude. But I'm glad he didn't actually go through with it, I happen to admire Perez for his courage in expressing his thoughts, even if I might not agree with everything he says.
PEREZ! Don't listen to the negative people that POST on your site. They are SOOO lame and JEALOUS of you and your wonderful success! Lots of love xxx