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"Emer the errant emu found safe after a month trip"
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[Image via WENN.]
Emer the errant emu found safe after a month trip
Emer the errant emu is home after roaming free across northern Rhode Island for a month. The fugitive was profiled on television broadcasts. Authorities, area residents and owner Pamela Hood had tried to capture him. Yet he managed to outlast tranquilizer darts, traffic, freezing temperatures and hunger.
Finally on Saturday a Burrillville woman spotted Emer sauntering up her driveway. She walked the 6-foot-tall, 130-pound bird into a horse stall. Four-year-old Emer was 16 miles away from home.
His trek began after a pig nuzzled open the gate on Hood's livestock enclosure.
Emer took off the same night his mate laid an egg. It falls to male emus to sit on eggs for incubation.
With its father back, the egg has a better chance of hatching.
at least hes home safe!!
Maybe he was looking for his cousin Perezito; you guys have the same hair….
Shit fuk shit, if I took that bird, they wouldn't get it back. Maybe I'll steal it and keep it in my Chocolate Factory to sing.heheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
awwwwwwwwww wtheck how would do that
ooo wow..thats looks sic
hahaha awwwwww
maybe hes just not ready to be a daddy
aw
LOL…he totally bailed on being a Dad! Glad to hear he's safe at home.
Sweet…I suppose his wife hadn t asked him in advance whether he wants to become a Daddy!
yeah RI!!!
I'll take a drumstick please.
Seriously-
what a lame headline.
BORING!
haha that happened like 25 min away from my home! It was the top story on our local news stations every night for about a whole month… never expected to see it on here though!
LOL Believe it or not I am Pam's lil Brother and I have been LMFOF about this story!!! I live in Dallas so my Mom told me about it the day Emer left. I can't believe you have followed this story! Keep up the good work!!
Awwww, I'm glad he's home safe!!!
HAHAHA I can't believe a story from my home state actually made it onto PEREZ HILTON!!!! I LOVE IT…..LONG LIVE EMER THE EMU
AWWWWWW I LOVE EMER
OMG! I know this is totally besides the point. I didn't even read the article. I am too distracted by the fact that I had a stuffed animal bird just like the one in the pic when I was little and haven't thought about it since then… WEIRD FLASHBACK!