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Ok, so we know this picture is photoshopped. Big time!

Yet we can't stand how freakishly hot Angelina Jolie looks on the January 2009 cover of German Cosmo.

Ange must have borrow Mariah's retoucher!

    Posted: Dec 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm / Email this  »
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    1. 1

      I know she's a homewrecker but damn…….she's hot. And crazy. Good combo.



    2. 2

      Hot? She looks like Morticia.



    3. 3

      SHE IS HARDLY FREAKISHLY HOT??? YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD……I CAN THINK OF MANY OTHER WOMAN IN HOLLYWOOD THAT PUT THIS HUSBAND STEALING BITCH TO SHAME!!
      .
      AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WANT TO CORRECT MY USE OF THE WORD "STEALING" FUCK YOU AND GET A LIFE



    4. 4

      ARGHHHH!! THERE GOES ANOTHER ZIPPER!!!!



    5. 5

      SHE DOES NOT LOOK 'HOT' SHE LOOKS MONGO.



    6. 6

      Can't make a hoe into a housewife. Hoes will always be hoes. Brad will realize this oneday. ….then again this refers to him too.



    7. 7

      No, it's actually an old recycled pic. Yeah, she was hotter before Brad Pitt ruined her. She ain't got the spark no mo.



    8. 8

      perez you keep having typos in your posts!!!!!



    9. 9

      PLEASE…DID YOU SEE THAT PHOTOSHOP JOB ON NAKED MANISTON?
      ANGIE IS HOT AND DOESN'T NEED HELP! ANGIE WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH JUST MY HAT ON! :mrgreen:



    10. 10

      .
      .
      Whoa……



    11. 11

      omg no way! this is not gossip perez.



    12. 12

      her face gives Jen Anniston Hell
      www.prettysowhat.blogspot.com



    13. 13

      I am not a huge Angelina fan, but I can't understand the need for a magazine to photoshop such a beautiful woman - I mean lets face it she looks stunning with no photoshop, I don't think this really looks like her.



    14. 14

      It's an old picture folks!!!! Back from her billy-bob, black leather pants, long black hair wanna-be goth days. I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE Ang. Now she's just a home-wrecking whore.



    15. 15

      Huh, please. The 'joke' about Mariah's retoucher is getting WAY TOO OLD - plus, I've already seen this cover on multiple other rumour sites.. could you be any slower?



    16. 16

      Re: Sensitivity – YOU NEED A GOOD SEAMSTRESS!!! LOL



    17. 17

      The "milf" thing is so fucken stupid, it was supposed to be about mothers who actually look like mothers that you'd like to fuck, not 'hot' mothers who dont look like mothers at all….give her a 'mom' haircut and then you can call her a milf. And I'd maybe call her hot if I knew how much photoshopping they did or didn't do.



    18. 18

      this is an 4-5 year old angie-before-baby-picture!



    19. 19

      (.)(.) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    20. 20

      looks like a crack whore to me….



    21. 21

      Don't get me wrong .She's a beautiful and makes me feel warm on a cold day. But she is Airbrushed to the max.



    22. 22

      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! – OMFG!!! IS THAT OBAMA IN YOUR AVATAR!! I AM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!! I CAN'T SEE SHIT AND NEVER REALIZED WHO IT WAS…..DAYUM! YOU ARE HILARIOUS…ALTHOUGH, I LIKE THE PINK WIG…I AM LOOKING FOR ONE FOR NEW YEARS EVE!!



    23. 23

      ***godess***



    24. 24

      NO WOMAN CAN "STEAL" A HUSBAND…HUSBANDS LEAVE!



    25. 25

      nope, wrong. she always looks like she just shot up, not attractive.



    26. 26

      how bout just freakish!!! this pic is so fake its ridiculous and she looks MUCH BETTER in real life.



    27. 27

      uhm, the retoucher does a better job on mariah! :D



    28. 28


    29. 29

      Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – YES IT'S ME…OBAMA! LOL I LOVED MY WIG TOO BUT THIS HAT IS FIERCE AND LOOKS GREAT ON ME!
      .
      .
      I LOVE ANGIE! :mrgreen:



    30. 30

      hello… perez readers… i love you perez…. anyways not to sound crazii but the cover pic of angie on the german cosmo is very similar to the cosmo - philippines version from like two years ago.. so idk… i have it.. cause im half filipina and puertorican and polish……. also i love angie shes my fav…. Loves n Kisses, Kat



    31. 31

      Aren't her eyes brown? Why do they look blue in this photo?



    32. 32

      Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – JUST FILLING IN FOR LB!!

    33. sushi says – reply to this


      33

      Yes, and she looks NOTHING like this in real life. She has long manish arms and is so fucking skinny she looks like a grandma.



    34. 34

      This is not a new picture of Angelina. International magazines usually do stuff like this…the interview may just be all that new either…just pieces of old interviews. However Angelina is stunning and always will be.



    35. 35


    36. 36

      surely to goodness there has to be hotter women on the planet SOMEWHERE I am so sick of seeing this peron's face unless of course the photographers are all kissing up to her in order to get closer to Brad Pitt



    37. 37


    38. 38

      photoshopped or not, she looks HOT



    39. 39

      ALWAYS UGLY CLOTHES ON COSMO COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!



    40. 40

      I think she is too photoshopped. She loses some of her rough and real appeal. There is nothing special in her facial expression. She doesn't really look like herself. I would not pick this out of a line of a million cover shots every other woman has done.

      PS. She's a home-wrecking whore.



    41. 41

      I'll adopt some midgets if I can hit it…



    42. 42

      NEXT!



    43. 43

      Wow! Old or new, this picture is HOT! She's amazing. Team Jolie!



    44. 44

      PHOTOSHOPPED for sure!!! The whore doesn't look like this anymore after all those kids she popped out. Does Cosmopolitan think the general public is stupid? She only wished she looked like this and why the fuck is she on a magazine for? Is she promoting a new movie or is she just trying to give Jennifer some competition? She's a pathetic homewrecker!!!!



    45. 45

      WHORE !



    46. 46

      WOW!!!
      She is So Effin Pretty!!!!
      No wonder She has Brad
      He's Hott Too!!!
      :)



    47. 47

      Feature for feature, 100x more gorgeous than Jen. And she's tried to help humanity, something Jen has never done.

    48. moon says – reply to this


      48

      Jennifer Antison is way hotter &more real on GQ.



    49. 49

      i never really thought she was that good looking, everyone is so airbrushed these days



    50. 50

      Re: Hot Monkey Love Obama Style! –
      son of bitch,
      I never noticed obama
      thats rich..love it.



    51. 51

      PASS THE TISSUE….

    52. trix says – reply to this


      52

      HO,HO, HO….

      merry x-mas



    53. 53

      yea, shez
      hotttttttttt
      az fukin
      hell..thatz
      4/fukinsure.



    54. 54

      This woman is no, I repeat NO BOMBSHELL!



    55. 55

      I don't like her-at all-but you couldn't deny that she was beautiful.
      But now, she just doesn't look that pretty to me anymore.
      The loads of photoshop still couldn't save her.



    56. 56

      any women who says shes not stunning is just jaded!~
      ange is a BEAUTIFUL women ,,
      and brad is lucky she wanted him@!



    57. 57

      I would love to shake her ass around on the back of my bike. Hot, very hot. She makes maniston look like she came from Dogville.



    58. 58

      Her fucking forehead is WAY bigger than that!!!!

      You are such a HIPPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      You roast bitches for using Photoshop…but look at this WHORE!!!!

      FUCK YOU PEREZ!!! GO FUCK A PINECONE!



    59. 59

      FUCKING SLAG www.xposureuncut.com



    60. 60

      P.S. She looks like she has a HERPES SORE on her bottom LIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    61. 61

      WTF! Did ya run out pix of people shopping!



    62. 62

      She really is fiitttt as fuck



    63. 63

      wtf is on her lip? herpes??



    64. 64

      Re: Pocahontas – OBAMA LOOKING FIERCE! LOL



    65. 65

      She looks very pretty! I do hate that she cheated with a married man, but hey that's her life!



    66. 66

      HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!



    67. 67

      like this isn't predictable

    68. E59th says – reply to this


      68

      I hate this man-stealing skank.



    69. 69


    70. 70

      ridiculously over- retouched
      way too much stuff
      she is better au naturel
      are you nuts ?



    71. 71

      Yes, she is hot..and a do gooder..and is a great mother…to all of you haters..eat shit!!



    72. 72

      Yeah.. she usually has veins popping out of her arms and hands.. deep definition lines in her face from loosing to much weight…
      she's so photoshoped.
      she appears to be about 26 if you didnt know her..
      Fake.



    73. 73

      She has totally been touched up! I bet this is an old photo or something. I don't think her hair is that dark.



    74. 74

      She does look beautiful. But clearly it's too fake. And Jen is still hotter.



    75. 75

      She should stick to stealing husbands. Her acting has gone down hill ever since she became the media's fav bitch. Get a life.



    76. 76

      Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI – …and it's always the woman's fault for 'stealing.' Flight attendants do it every friggin' day!



    77. 77

      I doubt she need major photoshopping you fat fool. She is f**king beautiful!



    78. 78

      Re: moon – Ugh.



    79. 79

      Hot?? Not with those nasty, deformed lips. Yuck!!



    80. 80

      TOUCH UP !!
      TOUCH UP !!
      TOUCH UP !!
      TOUCH UP !!
      TOUCH UP !!
      TOUCH UP !!
      TOUCH UP !!
      TOUCH UP !!



    81. 81

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    82. 82

      Photoshopping does a body good. She doesn't look anorexic in this pic.

    83. Uker says – reply to this


      83

      photoshop much?
      SHE'S A HOMEWRECKING CUNT!
      HER AND BRAD CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES, I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR EITHER OF THEM.



    84. 84

      I've been call a "dick" before, but if I could only be Brad's COCK for 1 day……



    85. 85

      this was a good post…



    86. 86

      Puh-leeezz!! They may have tanned her skin a bit but this is HARDLY a mariah (shave 50 lbs off) job. Like her or not, she's a gorgeous woman.



    87. 87

      NO WONDER BRAD DUMPED THAT FUG-LY ANISTON, ANGELIA IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD!



    88. 88

      i wish my boobs looked like that….wait…they do….i wish my thighs looked like that….wait they do….dang i'm hot!!!

    89. Ceren says – reply to this


      89

      SHE'S A HOMEWRECKER!! TEAM MANISTON!! :)



    90. 90

      she is pretty with or without photoshop. They prob didnt do as much work as they did on Jen for GQ.

    91. Ceren says – reply to this


      91

      Re: Perez Blows Goats – Honey, your nick name is HILARIOUS! :) )



    92. 92

      it doesn't even look like her. The face is too thin.



    93. 93

      You calling her a MILF? That will be the day; the only thing you would do to her is steal her man….



    94. 94

      Re: SBFREAKSgirl925 – Merry Christmas!



    95. 95

      UGGGG…..WHY IS THIS CRACK HEAD, DOPE FIEN STILL THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I COME ON HERE….THANK YOU I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH…..

      GOD YOU COULD SEE THE TRACKS ON THIS HOMEWRECKIN WHORE'S ARM…..DO YOU THINK BRAD SHOOT HER UP? & DO YOU THINK THE TWINS WERE BORN LIKE SHIHOH….ADDICTED….

      JUST ASKIN



    96. 96

      What a MILF. I would suck on those tits so hard she wouldn't be able to breastfeed anymore.



    97. 97

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    98. 98

      The court, which called its original decision to halt manual recounts in Florida "a ruling made in haste," voted unanimously on Wednesday in favor of the 2000 Democratic nominee.



    99. 99

      .
      .
      BBD,
      Pssst, you have a secret admirer.
      ChihuahuaBama has written :""BBD, I love you" in the previous post about Korean singer.
      .
      O-la-la



    100. 100

      Re: THE BIGGEST BOSS SAYS HAPPY HOLI –
      Can't believe you saw that? You must have an eye of an eagle. Your boyfriend better watch out..hahaha

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