Guess The Hobo


Who's that homeless lady with the baby?
Oh wait, it's Jessica Alba with her daughter Honor Marie Warren.
The mariachi-loving mom was spotted out with her daughter, hubby Cashole Warren and some nannies while out shopping at the Fairfax Flea Market in Los Angeles.
Did Jessica get those ripped jeans at the flea market as well?
We hope she didn't pay more than $5 for them!
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I'd bang that hobo!
I'll give her two shopping carts full of cans for a fisting!
At least she can pull the look off. Skankelina would look like an extra in Night Of The Living Dead.
Lol what the fuck happened to her pants…
i wonder if her baby is going to hate herself as much as her mom does.
shut the fuck perez better then you're hefty bag
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Awww How Cute!!! Matching Sweaters!!! LoL
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Sweetpiece,
You are right.
From now on I'll sing "jingle balls" and think of Harry(.)(.)Ballsac always !!!!!!!!!!!!!
they look comfortable as hell……leave her alone P…
crappy pants……..but I still think she is the most well balanced when it comes to career and family.
Okay, so she's not the greatest actress. Actually, she's kind of terrible. But she's not doing anything here except walking with her baby. The vindictive tone you take here is not funny, it's just annoying. When she does something that's actually worthy of criticism, go ahead, flame away. But don't bitch just because she's wearing a pair of ripped jeans (and that in itself is silly, as far as her outfit goes, I've seen MUCH worse…). It's just obnoxious.
her pants are broken!!!!
Perez i hate you. She looks like a hobo? You look like a fat piece of caca. All day, everyday.
i wanna see you tear into yourself and one of your hideously ugly outfits one day on here.dumb ass
two parents out with one child who can't even walk yet and they need to bring nannies?
I'd hit it in a homeless shelter….
I'd tap that. Somebody told me her husband was half black.
Man, she needs to try on the real deal. Just one time.
I'll have her on a strict diet of jamaican manmilk in no time.
What happened to that cute baby's noggin? Did she get an injury? Looks like she is wearing a bandage. Unless it's supposed to be some stupid fashion accessory …
honor is cute, but she looks like such a little monkey
The blond in the background on the first photo is Cash's sister. They look nothing alike. She sat next to me on the flight from New York to Burbank. She was really sweet and fun. We got a kick out of Monica Lewinski at the baggage claim when we arrived. Crazy but true.
why do they need nannies with them they're just walking around? I have a 10 month old son and I'm able to go out with him without 2 nannies in tow. They're pathetic.
I don't see what the issue it. I think she looks cute.
WTF is your problem you fuckwit - she looks fine and happy with her family - you don't like her - we get it - but grow the fuck up and get a life - she's out shopping at Christmas with her family and is clearly happy without worrying about the withering comments of a (partially) slimmed down bitter and twisted old queen. gets some hair plugs and a personality before you start throwing any more stones.
as a side issue - stop being such a sell out whore and cut back on the shite advertising - your site is a pain to visit these days from a content and bandwidth issue.
At least she looks good. Not like you, wearing brand names and still look like SHIT!
who cares about the jeans? mom and baby look super cute in the second pic!
Her daughter is getting better looking. Very cute in this pic. And i dont think much of Jessicas pants…she's running errands so who cares?!
your an idiot she looks great and so does little one.
i dont think of pants with holes in them "yuck". I think chubby guys with horrible skin and a ugly face as yuck… a.k.a. Perez Hiltion.
What's wrong with what she's wearing???? She's having a casual day with her husband and daughter…BIG DAMN DEAL!!! She looks fine. She's a helluva lot better looking that Skankelina Jolie….aka Elvira.
she doesn't look that bad
A least the baby's cuuute.
Ha..Ha..Ha. I cracked up when I saw those jeans. Ithrew them out two weeks ago and I thought it was just a Bag Lady pulling them out of my trash. Well you know what they say "one mans trash is another mans treasure"
Mexicans love Flee Markets
Hey dick, we live in Los Angeles…people dress to be comfortable. Plus she is a new mommy. Cock sucker..
she looks fine. why you gotta hate so much perez.
Why do rich people dress like that?? They can afford to have the finest clothing made from the most expensive materials and they go around wearing common jeans (with rips in them, no less). Why would they wants to dress in ripped jeans like painters' rags or even tee shirts or leggings? Maybe someone who can't afford to shop outside of WalMart would have to dress in crap like that but, really, if you can afford better things then why dress like some poor person?
uh, it's supposed to look like that, dumbass. she's wearing the "boyfriend" jean. reese witherspoon and katie holmes wear them all the time.
I think she looks comfy, happy and cute. She's glowing. What's wrong???
She looks good, but it sure shows the extent of the photoshop used on her recent calendar pics!
everyone wears those. especially katie holmes.
HOMELESS?
I think not.
She looks cuter than ever, she even managed to paste a smile on her face.
can't stand the headband-on-baby-so-you-know-its-a-girl
at least its not embellished with a flower of some sort.
who in the hell needs three nannies for one baby?!?! what, are the parents retarded? can they not care for a baby themselves that is less than a year old?
people like that disgust me. you should not have nannies unless:
1. you have more than 5 kids
2. both parents are working in important positions and neither can quit (i'm talking like CEO's here)
3. you are the president
and that's it.
if you can't handle a baby by yourself, then don't have one. it's not fair to the child.
to tell you the truth, i'm not the biggest fan of jessica alba. but i do like her outfit. the top part of her is simple, yet trendy. although I would have wished her jeans to be a little less ripped, she still pulls it off and doesn't look soo bad. cut her some slack, she's still young
Damn! I KNOW BABIES ARE TOP HEAVY, BUT THE SIZE OF HONOR'S HEAD IS WAY TO LARGE FOR HER BODY!
Perez, what's so "EW"
She doesn't look like a hobo, she looks casual, and she looks like a normal person.
So stop saying mean stuff about her please
Do you actually ever get any cock Perez or do you just jerk off while your mommie is sleeping?
that baby should be wearing a touque or hat, not a fucking headband.
perez do not discuss the kids
u r an idiot;
stop your nonsense with Jessica
i am almost finsihed with your ridculousness ; it is getting worse by the day;
i am done ;stop with the jessica negativity she is beautiful and so is her baby and husbands web site
They get that way when you give a lot of BJs.
I have those flats. They're from Target.
BBBBarrrff!! All of a sudden I have become bulemic!! Thanks Perez!!!
Looks normal to me.